A/N The new people in this chapter are real people, who woulda given 'em
names like that if they weren't real? * gets a slap from Kelsy and a SHUT
THE HELL UP! * So, anyway, if they aren't hobbits or Smaug, it's not mine.
* mutters * Not that the others are mine either.
The blond girl did a pro football style tackle on Sam, stopping him in his tracks. She pummeled him with both fists, yelling something about "NO! No touchie! My Deadly! MINE!!!" until she was pulled off by Danielle, who had gone unnoticed with Blondie's, shall we say, "interesting" entrance, along with three other girls.
Blondie continued to scream until one of the other girls stepped up and slapped her. To the surprise of the hobbits, but not the girls, Blondie stopped immediately.
Sam still looked startled and was trying to slowly crawl away, as to not set off Blondie again.
Danielle sighed heavily. "Sorry 'bout that Sam. She's kinda hard to control sometimes. I did warn you to not touch anything remember," Lifting him up, she continued. "Okay, explanation time. Your little attacker here is Genevieve (A/N I'm gonna shorten it to Gen because Genevieve takes up too much of my much valued time to type.) She is emotionally attached to Deadly here." Danielle explained, pointing to the purple thing, which the hobbits could now see was a purple stuffed dragon. "Now Gen is-"
She got interrupted yet again as Blondie. . . erm. . . Gen (A/N: Damn those name changes. Too confusing. [random passing person: Why'd ya put them in then?] Shut up!] Snatched up the purple thing and yelled "He's the bestest dragon is the whole world! Danielle gave 'im a stupid name, Dudley, what kind of name is Dudley? Now if I named him I-" She continued chattering away, but everyone had long since tuned her out.
"She thinks he's a real dragon, not an inanimate object." Danielle explained. "Just humor her. She got hit in the head by Kelsey one too many times, methinks." Glaring at the slapper, she finished her statement.
"What?" replied the slapper. . . erm. . . Kelsey, looking innocent. "She gets what she deserves."
Rolling her eyes, Danielle continued. "Anyway, I guess I should introduce these guys. Guys, these are my friends. Kelsey (Kels), Paula, Kelsi, and the chatterbox over there is Gen." Danielle sighed as Kels hit Gen to get her to pay attention.
Gen immediately asked Bilbo about Smaug. "Why'd ya hafta kill 'im? He was Deadly's uncle's grandmother's cousin four times removed! That was almost family to me!" And with that, without giving Bilbo time to explain that it wasn't him that shot down Smaug, Gen promptly sat down and cried.
The hobbits exchanged glances. This ordeal just got worse.
A/N: So. . . whatcha think? (and I'm talking to those of you in the story and any others who put up with this monstrosity of a story this long) Review please. Tell me if I should continue to write this crap, or just give up now. Bye! ^_^
The blond girl did a pro football style tackle on Sam, stopping him in his tracks. She pummeled him with both fists, yelling something about "NO! No touchie! My Deadly! MINE!!!" until she was pulled off by Danielle, who had gone unnoticed with Blondie's, shall we say, "interesting" entrance, along with three other girls.
Blondie continued to scream until one of the other girls stepped up and slapped her. To the surprise of the hobbits, but not the girls, Blondie stopped immediately.
Sam still looked startled and was trying to slowly crawl away, as to not set off Blondie again.
Danielle sighed heavily. "Sorry 'bout that Sam. She's kinda hard to control sometimes. I did warn you to not touch anything remember," Lifting him up, she continued. "Okay, explanation time. Your little attacker here is Genevieve (A/N I'm gonna shorten it to Gen because Genevieve takes up too much of my much valued time to type.) She is emotionally attached to Deadly here." Danielle explained, pointing to the purple thing, which the hobbits could now see was a purple stuffed dragon. "Now Gen is-"
She got interrupted yet again as Blondie. . . erm. . . Gen (A/N: Damn those name changes. Too confusing. [random passing person: Why'd ya put them in then?] Shut up!] Snatched up the purple thing and yelled "He's the bestest dragon is the whole world! Danielle gave 'im a stupid name, Dudley, what kind of name is Dudley? Now if I named him I-" She continued chattering away, but everyone had long since tuned her out.
"She thinks he's a real dragon, not an inanimate object." Danielle explained. "Just humor her. She got hit in the head by Kelsey one too many times, methinks." Glaring at the slapper, she finished her statement.
"What?" replied the slapper. . . erm. . . Kelsey, looking innocent. "She gets what she deserves."
Rolling her eyes, Danielle continued. "Anyway, I guess I should introduce these guys. Guys, these are my friends. Kelsey (Kels), Paula, Kelsi, and the chatterbox over there is Gen." Danielle sighed as Kels hit Gen to get her to pay attention.
Gen immediately asked Bilbo about Smaug. "Why'd ya hafta kill 'im? He was Deadly's uncle's grandmother's cousin four times removed! That was almost family to me!" And with that, without giving Bilbo time to explain that it wasn't him that shot down Smaug, Gen promptly sat down and cried.
The hobbits exchanged glances. This ordeal just got worse.
A/N: So. . . whatcha think? (and I'm talking to those of you in the story and any others who put up with this monstrosity of a story this long) Review please. Tell me if I should continue to write this crap, or just give up now. Bye! ^_^