A/N: Thanks to Katani Petitedra for both of her reviews! It's very nice to
know that some people understand my jokes. If you don't, just review a
question and I'll try to answer it as soon as I can.
This part of the story takes part a couple of hours after the last chapter.
Danielle, with some help from the others, has taught Bilbo, Frodo, Merry
and Pippin a bit about history and geography, so all the hobbits are at the
same level as that. (I didn't think you wanted to hear about that! ^_^)
Also, Kels and Paula had left at the beginning of the lesson. (Can ya blame
'em?) Oh, if you liked this story, my friend Crenius (in this story, Kelsi)
wrote a story with us in it. Check it out, but only if you wants to. . .
"I guess now you all need to know about some of the more dangerous stuff, so you don't hurt yourselves." Danielle mused. "Okay! To the kitchen!"
"Yay! Food!" the hobbits yelled and started to run. "CHARGE!!!"
"No food!" called Danielle after the hobbits, who had immediately slowed down at the mention of 'no' and 'food' in the same sentence.
"What do you mean, 'No food'?" wheedled Merry.
Danielle rolled her eyes. "I MEAN that I'm going to teach you about stuff in the kitchen."
"Oh." Said a crestfallen Pippin.
"Well, some food after learning okay?" The hobbits all brightened at this suggestion.
Reaching the kitchen, each hobbit sat down in a chair at the kitchen table.
"Okay, most of this stuff is used for cooking food. If your not veeeeery carefie, you might get hurt. For example," she turned a couple knobs on the oven. "This is an oven. Inside, or on these burners for that matter, can get very hot, very fast. But if you know how to use it, you can make some delicious thing." She then got a frying pan, some eggs and cooking oil, and a couple minutes later, the hobbits were eating some scrambled eggs.
Turning off the oven, she went to the toaster oven. "This does much the same thing, only on a smaller scale." Glancing at her watch, she did a double take.
"OMG! Is that the time?! I gotta go." She frantically gathered a backpack, some books, her keys, and a cell phone and ran to the door, calling over her shoulder. "Sorry, guys! I'll be back at six! Kelsi, you're in charge! If anything goes wrong, call me on my phone, the number's on the fridge. Gottogobye!" With that, she was out the door, muttering about lousy piano lesson times, leaving the house silent for a moment.
Kelsi and Gen exchanged evil grins. This would get good.
* 6 o'clock *
Danielle walked in the door and took off her shoes. "Hey guys! I'm back! I've got McDona-" she stopped in horror as she walked into the kitchen. There were the hobbits, tied together with gagged mouthes, all with duct tape.
She took a breath. "KEEELLLLSSSIII!!! GEEENNN!!!!
Two giggling girls emerged from the basement. "-and then she said 'Stop threatening, or else!'!" they dissolved in laughter, but stopped short when they caught sight of the murderous glint in their friend's eyes.
"Uh-"
"Oh."
"RUN!"
"No! Not this time!!" Danielle yelled. With a deft motion with her left hand, she hit a hidden button, springing a couple booby traps hidden around the house. Gen was up in the air, suspended and trapped in a net. Kelsi was pinned by the collar and each cuff of her shirt to the wall by arrows.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" she roared. There was silence, interrupted only by a hobbit's whimper, not sure which, and the sound of Gen, trying to knaw through her bonds with her teeth.
A/N: Can someone tell me how to put bold and italics on my fics? It would be very much appreciated. ^_^
"I guess now you all need to know about some of the more dangerous stuff, so you don't hurt yourselves." Danielle mused. "Okay! To the kitchen!"
"Yay! Food!" the hobbits yelled and started to run. "CHARGE!!!"
"No food!" called Danielle after the hobbits, who had immediately slowed down at the mention of 'no' and 'food' in the same sentence.
"What do you mean, 'No food'?" wheedled Merry.
Danielle rolled her eyes. "I MEAN that I'm going to teach you about stuff in the kitchen."
"Oh." Said a crestfallen Pippin.
"Well, some food after learning okay?" The hobbits all brightened at this suggestion.
Reaching the kitchen, each hobbit sat down in a chair at the kitchen table.
"Okay, most of this stuff is used for cooking food. If your not veeeeery carefie, you might get hurt. For example," she turned a couple knobs on the oven. "This is an oven. Inside, or on these burners for that matter, can get very hot, very fast. But if you know how to use it, you can make some delicious thing." She then got a frying pan, some eggs and cooking oil, and a couple minutes later, the hobbits were eating some scrambled eggs.
Turning off the oven, she went to the toaster oven. "This does much the same thing, only on a smaller scale." Glancing at her watch, she did a double take.
"OMG! Is that the time?! I gotta go." She frantically gathered a backpack, some books, her keys, and a cell phone and ran to the door, calling over her shoulder. "Sorry, guys! I'll be back at six! Kelsi, you're in charge! If anything goes wrong, call me on my phone, the number's on the fridge. Gottogobye!" With that, she was out the door, muttering about lousy piano lesson times, leaving the house silent for a moment.
Kelsi and Gen exchanged evil grins. This would get good.
* 6 o'clock *
Danielle walked in the door and took off her shoes. "Hey guys! I'm back! I've got McDona-" she stopped in horror as she walked into the kitchen. There were the hobbits, tied together with gagged mouthes, all with duct tape.
She took a breath. "KEEELLLLSSSIII!!! GEEENNN!!!!
Two giggling girls emerged from the basement. "-and then she said 'Stop threatening, or else!'!" they dissolved in laughter, but stopped short when they caught sight of the murderous glint in their friend's eyes.
"Uh-"
"Oh."
"RUN!"
"No! Not this time!!" Danielle yelled. With a deft motion with her left hand, she hit a hidden button, springing a couple booby traps hidden around the house. Gen was up in the air, suspended and trapped in a net. Kelsi was pinned by the collar and each cuff of her shirt to the wall by arrows.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" she roared. There was silence, interrupted only by a hobbit's whimper, not sure which, and the sound of Gen, trying to knaw through her bonds with her teeth.
A/N: Can someone tell me how to put bold and italics on my fics? It would be very much appreciated. ^_^