A/N: Thanks to QTpie-pippinsgurl for reviewing! I actually do have an
identical twin sister named Lauren, so there's where I got it. Think I came
up with everyone's names? HAHAHAhahahaHAHAHA! * stunned silence * * cough
* Well, anyway. . . sorry about me not updating for a while. Also about
the shortness of this chapter and * you jump down past all of her rambling
apologies and skip to the story *
Danielle and the hobbits decided to leave Gen and Kelsi to their own devices and went to eat the forgotten McDonalds meal in the dining room.
"Thith ith very gooth." Mumbled Pippin around a mouthful of hamburger. "Wha ith thith again?"
"Hamburger."
"And these?" He held up a handful of French fries.
"French fries or just plain fries."
"I also like the just plain fries." Stated Bilbo.
"No, they're called just fries."
He shrugged his shoulders. "Fine then. Pass some more of the just fries, please."
Danielle started to bang her head on the table.
"Doesn't that hurt?" asked Sam. She stopped, glared at him and then continued. "You are so odd sometimes!" He exclaimed.
She stopped dead. "Did you just call me odd?" she asked menacingly. The other hobbits shot Sam pitying looks, then resumed eating.
"O_O No."
"^_^ Good! 'Cause you would hate what I woulda done if you had." She said in a singsong voice.
Sam wisely did not ask what she would of done, but he had a good guess. He swallowed.
~*~
A little while later, when everyone had just about finished eating, Kelsi and Gen walked in. Kelsi's shirt had, miraculously, no holes whatsoever. "Save any for us?" Gen asked.
"I thought you were still in that net, how did you get out?" asked Merry suspiciously.
"Strong teeth."
"O_o oh."
"As I was saying, did you save any for us?" The hobbits all shook their heads, but Danielle tried to discreetly slurp something from a can, but Gen spotted it.
"What's that?"
"Nothing." Danielle replied quickly. A little too quickly.
"Lemme see."
"NO!"
"Gimme!"
"NO! MINE!"
Gen took out a small bottle. "Give. It. To. Me. Now." She said in a low, halting voice. Surprisingly, Danielle complied.
"Ah ha! Wait. . . you had Mountain Dew and you didn't tell me?! You * CENSORED MATERIAL * WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"Because you never asked!" (A/N: Can anyone say: Gollum? If you didn't understand that last sentence, it's from TTT) Gen still looked peeved. No wonder. This event ranked up in the Tip Ten List of Gen P.O. events. (The 1st being when the pop machine only had Pepsi Blue left) "Okay Gen. Tell ya what. If you're very, very, very, very, very, very-"
* 10 minutes later *
"-very, very, very-" she paused. "What was I talking about again?" Not that it mattered, for Gen had forgotten too.
"What was that stuff that Gen threatened you with?" asked Frodo.
"Pepper spray."
"O_o Umm. . . care to explain?"
"Here." Interrupted Gen. "I'll show you!" she sprayed a good wallop of the stuff in Frodo's face, yelling something about: "Pepper spray is a girl's best friend!" Frodo rolled about on the ground, clutching his face and yelling more profanities.
"Gen!" Kels smacked Gen in the head.
"Hey! Where'd you come from?"
"I. . . don't. . . know. . ." * music from the X-files starts playing *
"Where'd that come from?" Lauren asked.
"Where'd you come from?"
"I've been conveniently forgotten by the author! ^_^"
Everyone 'cept Frodo and Lauren: O_o
Lauren: ^_^
Frodo: _ (From the pepper spray ^_^)
Just then Paula poured a bucket full of water all over Frodo.
Danielle stared. "I'm not even gonna ask where you came from. How ever, I will ask WHY THE HELL YOU POURED WATER ALL OVER FRODO?"
"'Cause it's fun." She shrugged.
Danielle started to bang her head on the table.
"Doesn't that hurt?"
A/N: 'Nother chapter finished. Wee. Anyway. . . please review. ^_^
Danielle and the hobbits decided to leave Gen and Kelsi to their own devices and went to eat the forgotten McDonalds meal in the dining room.
"Thith ith very gooth." Mumbled Pippin around a mouthful of hamburger. "Wha ith thith again?"
"Hamburger."
"And these?" He held up a handful of French fries.
"French fries or just plain fries."
"I also like the just plain fries." Stated Bilbo.
"No, they're called just fries."
He shrugged his shoulders. "Fine then. Pass some more of the just fries, please."
Danielle started to bang her head on the table.
"Doesn't that hurt?" asked Sam. She stopped, glared at him and then continued. "You are so odd sometimes!" He exclaimed.
She stopped dead. "Did you just call me odd?" she asked menacingly. The other hobbits shot Sam pitying looks, then resumed eating.
"O_O No."
"^_^ Good! 'Cause you would hate what I woulda done if you had." She said in a singsong voice.
Sam wisely did not ask what she would of done, but he had a good guess. He swallowed.
~*~
A little while later, when everyone had just about finished eating, Kelsi and Gen walked in. Kelsi's shirt had, miraculously, no holes whatsoever. "Save any for us?" Gen asked.
"I thought you were still in that net, how did you get out?" asked Merry suspiciously.
"Strong teeth."
"O_o oh."
"As I was saying, did you save any for us?" The hobbits all shook their heads, but Danielle tried to discreetly slurp something from a can, but Gen spotted it.
"What's that?"
"Nothing." Danielle replied quickly. A little too quickly.
"Lemme see."
"NO!"
"Gimme!"
"NO! MINE!"
Gen took out a small bottle. "Give. It. To. Me. Now." She said in a low, halting voice. Surprisingly, Danielle complied.
"Ah ha! Wait. . . you had Mountain Dew and you didn't tell me?! You * CENSORED MATERIAL * WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"Because you never asked!" (A/N: Can anyone say: Gollum? If you didn't understand that last sentence, it's from TTT) Gen still looked peeved. No wonder. This event ranked up in the Tip Ten List of Gen P.O. events. (The 1st being when the pop machine only had Pepsi Blue left) "Okay Gen. Tell ya what. If you're very, very, very, very, very, very-"
* 10 minutes later *
"-very, very, very-" she paused. "What was I talking about again?" Not that it mattered, for Gen had forgotten too.
"What was that stuff that Gen threatened you with?" asked Frodo.
"Pepper spray."
"O_o Umm. . . care to explain?"
"Here." Interrupted Gen. "I'll show you!" she sprayed a good wallop of the stuff in Frodo's face, yelling something about: "Pepper spray is a girl's best friend!" Frodo rolled about on the ground, clutching his face and yelling more profanities.
"Gen!" Kels smacked Gen in the head.
"Hey! Where'd you come from?"
"I. . . don't. . . know. . ." * music from the X-files starts playing *
"Where'd that come from?" Lauren asked.
"Where'd you come from?"
"I've been conveniently forgotten by the author! ^_^"
Everyone 'cept Frodo and Lauren: O_o
Lauren: ^_^
Frodo: _ (From the pepper spray ^_^)
Just then Paula poured a bucket full of water all over Frodo.
Danielle stared. "I'm not even gonna ask where you came from. How ever, I will ask WHY THE HELL YOU POURED WATER ALL OVER FRODO?"
"'Cause it's fun." She shrugged.
Danielle started to bang her head on the table.
"Doesn't that hurt?"
A/N: 'Nother chapter finished. Wee. Anyway. . . please review. ^_^