A/N: I'm so happy! Tomorrow is Family Day in Alberta so no school! ^_^ I
might actually get another chapter out tomorrow, but don't quote me on
that. Anyway, I currently have 18 reviews and I'm so happy! You know what
would make me happier? (Random Passing Person: * sarcastically * No, let
me guess. . . reviews?) Wow! He/She/It/Whatever is right! YAY!
Frodo, after several minutes with a bucket of water, managed to dull the pain in his eyes caused by Gen's pepper spray.
He decided that he was well enough to 'teach' the other hobbits how to play Zelda: Ocarina of Time on Nintendo64. In reality he just wanted an excuse to play some more. He had become quite addicted in fact.
The concept of TV was still new to them, so Frodo had to explain every little detail. Well, he tried.
"The little green figure on the screen is me."
"But you're right here!"
"No! What I mean is, well, I control him."
"I didn't know you had magical powers!"
"That-but-I-" Frodo looked flustered.
The girls had been watching in amusement. "Now you know what we went through."
Frodo was just about ready to tear his hair out, when Danielle took pity on him. "Come on guys, leave Frodo alone. Tell you what, how 'bout we- " she trailed off when she noticed that the hobbits weren't paying attention. "MUSHROOMS!" she yelled. At once she had their undivided attention. 'Works every time.' She thought.
"As I was saying, maybe we should leave Frodo alone and go and do something else."
"No."
"Don't want to."
"Frodo has magical powers?" Merry was a bit slow.
"No Merry." Danielle explained. "Frodo doesn't have magical powers and he never will."
"How do you know? For all we know, a magical fluffy pink mushroom could bonk him on the head and give him some."
"O_o Magical. . . fluffy. . . pink. . . mushroom. . . riiiight. Anyway, what were you saying?"
"We want to watch Mr. Frodo." Replied Sam. "He-"
Danielle cocked her paint ball gun. "You were saying?"
"O_O Uh, erm. . . nothing."
"I thought so."
"EAT THAT!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Screamed Frodo. Everyone looked in astonishment. Frodo was trying to kill a giant jellyfish thing on the game.
"O_o Okaaaaay. . ."
Frodo threw his hands up in defeat. "ARG! That thing's impossible to beat."
"Not really. Watch." Danielle picked up the controller and after several minutes of furious taping on buttons, she had defeated it and got Frodo the last 'Spiritual Stone' "Now you just need to visit Princess Zelda in the castle and then-" she rattled of a string of instructions. "Got that?" Frodo nodded. "Good, 'cause I can't remember a thing about what I was saying. Ooh! Look at the pretty lights!" she wandered off, looking at imaginary lights.
Soon after everyone left Frodo alone to play and went somewhere else.
(Random Passing Person: What do they do? You leave out too much detail.) GET A LIFE!! * throws magical fluffy pink mushroom at Random Passing Person *Anyway, I'm just too lazy to think of anything right now, so there! :P (Your maturity astounds me.) Shut up! Back to the story. (Random Passing Person: Call this a story? Psh.) * sounds of punching, kicking and screams of mercy *
So, anyway. . . Frodo had indeed followed Danielle's advice and had gone to the castle. There he got a new ocarina; the Ocarina of Time. It replaced his old Fairy Ocarina and * INSERT WITTY COMENT HERE *. He also learned a new song, the Song of Time. It was a low, haunting melody. Frodo sat frozen. Staring at the screen and listening to the simple tune repeating over and over.
~*~
The rest of the hobbits and the girls came back a coupla hours later and found him like that. Eyes glazed over. Just sitting there. Staring.
They themselves stared.
"Shouldn't we, umm. . . wake him up or something?" asked Sam.
"I like him like this. Why should we?"
"'Cause we'll get attacked by rabid Frodo fans if we don't."
"Good point. How do we go about it?"
"I know! I know!" yelled Gen.
"Does it have anything to do with pepper spray or ketchup?"
She groaned. "You spoil all my fun!"
"I have an idea. How 'bout we wave a mushroom in front of his face? That would get his attention wouldn't it?"
"No." stated Kels. "You've used mushrooms too many times in this fic. You're too repetitive. "
They all sat down to think about it. Eventually they all got bored and wandered off, but by 'accident' one of them pulled out the TV's plug.
Frodo blinked. "Huh? Wha. . .?" He wondered how he got there for a moment, then also wandered away.
A/N: Done another chapter. You'd better make me happy and review or I'll * random LOTR related threat * Now I hope you've heeded that warning. Bye!
Frodo, after several minutes with a bucket of water, managed to dull the pain in his eyes caused by Gen's pepper spray.
He decided that he was well enough to 'teach' the other hobbits how to play Zelda: Ocarina of Time on Nintendo64. In reality he just wanted an excuse to play some more. He had become quite addicted in fact.
The concept of TV was still new to them, so Frodo had to explain every little detail. Well, he tried.
"The little green figure on the screen is me."
"But you're right here!"
"No! What I mean is, well, I control him."
"I didn't know you had magical powers!"
"That-but-I-" Frodo looked flustered.
The girls had been watching in amusement. "Now you know what we went through."
Frodo was just about ready to tear his hair out, when Danielle took pity on him. "Come on guys, leave Frodo alone. Tell you what, how 'bout we- " she trailed off when she noticed that the hobbits weren't paying attention. "MUSHROOMS!" she yelled. At once she had their undivided attention. 'Works every time.' She thought.
"As I was saying, maybe we should leave Frodo alone and go and do something else."
"No."
"Don't want to."
"Frodo has magical powers?" Merry was a bit slow.
"No Merry." Danielle explained. "Frodo doesn't have magical powers and he never will."
"How do you know? For all we know, a magical fluffy pink mushroom could bonk him on the head and give him some."
"O_o Magical. . . fluffy. . . pink. . . mushroom. . . riiiight. Anyway, what were you saying?"
"We want to watch Mr. Frodo." Replied Sam. "He-"
Danielle cocked her paint ball gun. "You were saying?"
"O_O Uh, erm. . . nothing."
"I thought so."
"EAT THAT!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Screamed Frodo. Everyone looked in astonishment. Frodo was trying to kill a giant jellyfish thing on the game.
"O_o Okaaaaay. . ."
Frodo threw his hands up in defeat. "ARG! That thing's impossible to beat."
"Not really. Watch." Danielle picked up the controller and after several minutes of furious taping on buttons, she had defeated it and got Frodo the last 'Spiritual Stone' "Now you just need to visit Princess Zelda in the castle and then-" she rattled of a string of instructions. "Got that?" Frodo nodded. "Good, 'cause I can't remember a thing about what I was saying. Ooh! Look at the pretty lights!" she wandered off, looking at imaginary lights.
Soon after everyone left Frodo alone to play and went somewhere else.
(Random Passing Person: What do they do? You leave out too much detail.) GET A LIFE!! * throws magical fluffy pink mushroom at Random Passing Person *Anyway, I'm just too lazy to think of anything right now, so there! :P (Your maturity astounds me.) Shut up! Back to the story. (Random Passing Person: Call this a story? Psh.) * sounds of punching, kicking and screams of mercy *
So, anyway. . . Frodo had indeed followed Danielle's advice and had gone to the castle. There he got a new ocarina; the Ocarina of Time. It replaced his old Fairy Ocarina and * INSERT WITTY COMENT HERE *. He also learned a new song, the Song of Time. It was a low, haunting melody. Frodo sat frozen. Staring at the screen and listening to the simple tune repeating over and over.
~*~
The rest of the hobbits and the girls came back a coupla hours later and found him like that. Eyes glazed over. Just sitting there. Staring.
They themselves stared.
"Shouldn't we, umm. . . wake him up or something?" asked Sam.
"I like him like this. Why should we?"
"'Cause we'll get attacked by rabid Frodo fans if we don't."
"Good point. How do we go about it?"
"I know! I know!" yelled Gen.
"Does it have anything to do with pepper spray or ketchup?"
She groaned. "You spoil all my fun!"
"I have an idea. How 'bout we wave a mushroom in front of his face? That would get his attention wouldn't it?"
"No." stated Kels. "You've used mushrooms too many times in this fic. You're too repetitive. "
They all sat down to think about it. Eventually they all got bored and wandered off, but by 'accident' one of them pulled out the TV's plug.
Frodo blinked. "Huh? Wha. . .?" He wondered how he got there for a moment, then also wandered away.
A/N: Done another chapter. You'd better make me happy and review or I'll * random LOTR related threat * Now I hope you've heeded that warning. Bye!