A/N: Sorry. I messed up the timing on the last chapter. Family Day was
Monday, but fanfiction.net wouldn't let me update until Wednesday 'cause I
did an infraction. (Random Passing Person: Whacha do this time?) I. . .
umm. . . * mumbles * Yes. Anyway. I gotta get caught up with my thank yous
huh? K, here goes. Thanks to Elwen - Star Maiden 'cause she informed me
about the dangers of mushroom depression. * serious look on face * Yes.
Hobbits all over the umm. . . Shire and stuff have you to thank. ^_^ Also
to lausie, I know how ya feel. I sometimes go to the computer lab at lunch
and the bell seems to ring just when I'm in the middle of a chapter.
Anywho, thanks for reviewing. Wow! I know have more than one page of
reviews! 27 reviews. * nods in satisfaction * (Random Passing Person: You
just broke your record for most sane paragraph in this fic!) O_O WHAT?! *
starts wreaking. . . umm. . . havoc and stuff *
A little while later, everyone had coincidently wandered to the same room. (A/N: Isn't it lovely how these things happen?) By this time it was getting very late. Kels, Kelsi, Paula and Gen had all mysteriously left at some point in time. O_o
Danielle got their attention. "Okay. Since you guys aren't just one of my daydreams or somefink, I guess you'll have to sleep somewhere around here." She looked around at a bunch of beds that appeared. "Hmm. . ." She saw past those and saw some perfectly good sleeping bags. "This is gonna be harder than I thought."
~*~
Some time later. . .
Danielle had sent the hobbits off to bed. In what I do not know 'cause I wasn't paying attention when I wrote this fic.
Hmm. . . not much more to put here. Lets have some of those divider thingies.
~*~
I like that. Lets have another.
~*~
Cool. MORE!
~*~
This
~*~
Is
~*~
Fun
~*~
!
~*~
^_^
~*~
Anyways, on with the story. . . weeeeell. . . one more.
~*~
The night passed peacefully, well mostly. The hobbits were occasionally awoken by screams of: "GNOMES WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!" from Danielle, but otherwise, no. Nothing interesting happened.
~*~
Danielle made waffles. While baking, she grumbled under her breathe "Stupid earth inheriting gnomes. . ." and squinted a lot.
The hobbits woke up to the smell of delicious waffles. A great pile of thirty-some waffles awaited them, lying on a plate on the kitchen table. At the prospect of food, all the hobbits were immediately wide-awake. They went to the table and sat down, licking their chops.
Danielle was taking another waffle out of the waffle maker and pour some more mix in. She turned around and saw the hobbits around the table.
"You still here then?" They nodded. "I suppose you'll be wanting some waffles then?" They all nodded some more. "Well to bad. They're all for me!!! HAHAHA!!!" Seeing the crestfallen hobbit faces, she continued. "Honestly, you believed that? You're all so gullible."
"Does that mean we can eat the waffles?" asked Pippin.
"Yes, isn't that what I just said?"
"No."
"Oh." She shrugged. "Then you can have some of 'em. And these too." She placed some bacon, eggs, toast and other random breakfast foods on the table, almost losing an arm in the process. Don't put anything in the way of a hungry hobbit if you want it back in one piece.
Seeing them wolf down her cooking, she commented "So you like 'em then?"
Frodo was the only on polite enough to stop eating and reply, even if it was for only a second. "No, it's just when you're a really hungry hobbit, you can eat anything at it'll taste good." Then he continued consuming the random breakfast foods at an outrageous rate.
Danielle sighed. It was then she observed Bilbo was not eating any bacon or any other random breakfast foods that contained meat. "Wassa matter, Bilbo? You no like my lovely bacon? You're not a vegetarian are you?"
Bilbo eyed her suspiciously. "What a vegetarian?"
"If you're so keen on knowing, look it up in the dictionary."
"What's a dictionary?"
"If you're so keen on knowing, look it up in the dictionary."
"What's a dictionary?"
"If you're so keen on knowing, look it up in the dictionary."
"What's a dictionary?"
~*~
* repeated for five minutes until the food's all gone and the other hobbits notice the argument *
"If you're so-"
"IT'S THE * CENSORED MATERIAL * BOOK OVER THERE!!!" screamed Sam.
There was silence. Pippin stated "Whoa, Sam. Didn't know you had it in you."
So anywho, Bilbo goes and looks up 'vegetarian'. This is what it said:
1. n : eater of fruits and grains and nuts; someone who eats no meat or fish or (often) any animal products
2. n: Indian word for lazy hunter
He slid the book back in place and glared at Danielle. "No, I'm not a vegetarian. :P" Danielle rolled her eyes as if saying 'How terribly mature.'
Merry suddenly just burst out laughing. "Just listen to these conversations you have." He keeled over in laughter.
The others didn't know what happened to Merry, so they slowly backed away.
A/N: Remember: review make author happy, if author happy write more. (Random Passing Person: What a cheap way to get reviews.) Yes. Yes it is. (Random Passing Person: O_O * no response *) * mutters happily * Knew it would work. They shut up, yes! (Random Passing Person: Heard that.) Yes. Yes you did.
A little while later, everyone had coincidently wandered to the same room. (A/N: Isn't it lovely how these things happen?) By this time it was getting very late. Kels, Kelsi, Paula and Gen had all mysteriously left at some point in time. O_o
Danielle got their attention. "Okay. Since you guys aren't just one of my daydreams or somefink, I guess you'll have to sleep somewhere around here." She looked around at a bunch of beds that appeared. "Hmm. . ." She saw past those and saw some perfectly good sleeping bags. "This is gonna be harder than I thought."
~*~
Some time later. . .
Danielle had sent the hobbits off to bed. In what I do not know 'cause I wasn't paying attention when I wrote this fic.
Hmm. . . not much more to put here. Lets have some of those divider thingies.
~*~
I like that. Lets have another.
~*~
Cool. MORE!
~*~
This
~*~
Is
~*~
Fun
~*~
!
~*~
^_^
~*~
Anyways, on with the story. . . weeeeell. . . one more.
~*~
The night passed peacefully, well mostly. The hobbits were occasionally awoken by screams of: "GNOMES WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!!!" from Danielle, but otherwise, no. Nothing interesting happened.
~*~
Danielle made waffles. While baking, she grumbled under her breathe "Stupid earth inheriting gnomes. . ." and squinted a lot.
The hobbits woke up to the smell of delicious waffles. A great pile of thirty-some waffles awaited them, lying on a plate on the kitchen table. At the prospect of food, all the hobbits were immediately wide-awake. They went to the table and sat down, licking their chops.
Danielle was taking another waffle out of the waffle maker and pour some more mix in. She turned around and saw the hobbits around the table.
"You still here then?" They nodded. "I suppose you'll be wanting some waffles then?" They all nodded some more. "Well to bad. They're all for me!!! HAHAHA!!!" Seeing the crestfallen hobbit faces, she continued. "Honestly, you believed that? You're all so gullible."
"Does that mean we can eat the waffles?" asked Pippin.
"Yes, isn't that what I just said?"
"No."
"Oh." She shrugged. "Then you can have some of 'em. And these too." She placed some bacon, eggs, toast and other random breakfast foods on the table, almost losing an arm in the process. Don't put anything in the way of a hungry hobbit if you want it back in one piece.
Seeing them wolf down her cooking, she commented "So you like 'em then?"
Frodo was the only on polite enough to stop eating and reply, even if it was for only a second. "No, it's just when you're a really hungry hobbit, you can eat anything at it'll taste good." Then he continued consuming the random breakfast foods at an outrageous rate.
Danielle sighed. It was then she observed Bilbo was not eating any bacon or any other random breakfast foods that contained meat. "Wassa matter, Bilbo? You no like my lovely bacon? You're not a vegetarian are you?"
Bilbo eyed her suspiciously. "What a vegetarian?"
"If you're so keen on knowing, look it up in the dictionary."
"What's a dictionary?"
"If you're so keen on knowing, look it up in the dictionary."
"What's a dictionary?"
"If you're so keen on knowing, look it up in the dictionary."
"What's a dictionary?"
~*~
* repeated for five minutes until the food's all gone and the other hobbits notice the argument *
"If you're so-"
"IT'S THE * CENSORED MATERIAL * BOOK OVER THERE!!!" screamed Sam.
There was silence. Pippin stated "Whoa, Sam. Didn't know you had it in you."
So anywho, Bilbo goes and looks up 'vegetarian'. This is what it said:
1. n : eater of fruits and grains and nuts; someone who eats no meat or fish or (often) any animal products
2. n: Indian word for lazy hunter
He slid the book back in place and glared at Danielle. "No, I'm not a vegetarian. :P" Danielle rolled her eyes as if saying 'How terribly mature.'
Merry suddenly just burst out laughing. "Just listen to these conversations you have." He keeled over in laughter.
The others didn't know what happened to Merry, so they slowly backed away.
A/N: Remember: review make author happy, if author happy write more. (Random Passing Person: What a cheap way to get reviews.) Yes. Yes it is. (Random Passing Person: O_O * no response *) * mutters happily * Knew it would work. They shut up, yes! (Random Passing Person: Heard that.) Yes. Yes you did.