A/N: Sorry this is so late coming out. I was * INSERT RANDOM EXCUSE #22
HERE *, so you can't really blame me. (Random Passing Person: If it's so
random, what are your excuses numbered?) Umm. . . yes. * cough * Moving on.
. . (Random Passing Person: Hey, how come I wasn't in the last chapter at
all?) You weren't? Oh. * shrugs * Guess you'll hafta deal with it 'cause
this is the last chapter. Yes, that's right, no more Of Hobbits, Halflings
& Little People after this one. * sniff * So sad. (Random Passing Person: *
rolls eyes *
All that afternoon the hobbits were moping around. When asked about it by Danielle, Sam answered, "We wanna go home!"
None of the girls however seemed surprised at this statement. "You've been able to go home the whole time."
"WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"
"It's more fun this way." Paula answered.
"'Sides, if you knew, my fic would be so boring!" Put in Danielle, receiving blank stares from everyone else.
Frodo was about to resort to banging his head on the table. Instead, he asked in a deadly calm voice. "Tell. Me. How. Right. Now."
It was Lauren who answered. "The magic of Air Miles. ^_^"
~*~
A little while later, the girls had explained about airplanes and their various tricks to get you to fly more. (Ex. Air Miles) "Fortunately, we have enough Air Miles saved up to get you five back home."
The hobbits didn't have anything to pack because of the unorthodox way they had arrived, so they just walked out the door with the girls to the airport next door.
"Since when has an airport been built next to your house?" asked Kelsi, but Danielle was already through the glass doors.
The hobbits walked up to the bored looking ticket seller. "Five tickets to Middle-Earth, please." Bilbo requested.
"Gondor, Rohan, the Shire or Mordor?"
"The Shire."
"Will that be cash, check or plastic?"
"Air Miles."
"Okay then. Here." She handed them their tickets. "Your plane leaves- " she checked her watch, "-right now. Better get going, or you'll miss it and have to stay here with your lovely friends. Bye-bye now. ^_^" The hobbits didn't hear her closing remark because they were running to the departure gate as if the Balrog was after them.
~*~
The last the girls saw of the hobbits were them boarding their Air Shire plane.
Danielle sniffed. "They grow up so fast."
Gen protested. "But they're all older than you!"
"Shut up."
THE END
A/N: Yay! All done! * does a little dance * * sees crestfallen reviewers' faces * Err. . . I mean too bad! (Random Passing Person: That's it? * looks disgusted * What a pointless story.) I didn't say it had a point, did I? I'm going to ignore any more negative comments from you on the count of it's the last chapter. (Random Passing Person: WHAT?! You can't ignore me! Who will I insult? * starts to cry *) There there. * rolls eyes *
I'd like to thank my faithful (and not so) reviewers.
Katani Petitedra
katakanadian
QTpie-pippinsgurl
P.E.N. Name
lausie
Erenriel Dreamweaver
Zariva
Elwen - Star Maiden
Annoying Took
Little Ringbearer
Candycane loves Legalous
daniLOTHlorien
Also to the cast:
Bilbo
Frodo
Sam
Merry
Pippin
Dark Omen (aka Kelsi)
Darth Trinity (aka Kels)
Water Lily (aka Gen)
Beboots (aka Lauren)
Paula
Random Passing Person
All that afternoon the hobbits were moping around. When asked about it by Danielle, Sam answered, "We wanna go home!"
None of the girls however seemed surprised at this statement. "You've been able to go home the whole time."
"WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"
"It's more fun this way." Paula answered.
"'Sides, if you knew, my fic would be so boring!" Put in Danielle, receiving blank stares from everyone else.
Frodo was about to resort to banging his head on the table. Instead, he asked in a deadly calm voice. "Tell. Me. How. Right. Now."
It was Lauren who answered. "The magic of Air Miles. ^_^"
~*~
A little while later, the girls had explained about airplanes and their various tricks to get you to fly more. (Ex. Air Miles) "Fortunately, we have enough Air Miles saved up to get you five back home."
The hobbits didn't have anything to pack because of the unorthodox way they had arrived, so they just walked out the door with the girls to the airport next door.
"Since when has an airport been built next to your house?" asked Kelsi, but Danielle was already through the glass doors.
The hobbits walked up to the bored looking ticket seller. "Five tickets to Middle-Earth, please." Bilbo requested.
"Gondor, Rohan, the Shire or Mordor?"
"The Shire."
"Will that be cash, check or plastic?"
"Air Miles."
"Okay then. Here." She handed them their tickets. "Your plane leaves- " she checked her watch, "-right now. Better get going, or you'll miss it and have to stay here with your lovely friends. Bye-bye now. ^_^" The hobbits didn't hear her closing remark because they were running to the departure gate as if the Balrog was after them.
~*~
The last the girls saw of the hobbits were them boarding their Air Shire plane.
Danielle sniffed. "They grow up so fast."
Gen protested. "But they're all older than you!"
"Shut up."
THE END
A/N: Yay! All done! * does a little dance * * sees crestfallen reviewers' faces * Err. . . I mean too bad! (Random Passing Person: That's it? * looks disgusted * What a pointless story.) I didn't say it had a point, did I? I'm going to ignore any more negative comments from you on the count of it's the last chapter. (Random Passing Person: WHAT?! You can't ignore me! Who will I insult? * starts to cry *) There there. * rolls eyes *
I'd like to thank my faithful (and not so) reviewers.
Katani Petitedra
katakanadian
QTpie-pippinsgurl
P.E.N. Name
lausie
Erenriel Dreamweaver
Zariva
Elwen - Star Maiden
Annoying Took
Little Ringbearer
Candycane loves Legalous
daniLOTHlorien
Also to the cast:
Bilbo
Frodo
Sam
Merry
Pippin
Dark Omen (aka Kelsi)
Darth Trinity (aka Kels)
Water Lily (aka Gen)
Beboots (aka Lauren)
Paula
Random Passing Person