Me: Wow, ten reviews in a week. I'm so proud ^___^
Censor Moogle: It was more than a week stupid.
Me: Way to rain down on someone's parade ;_;
C. Moogle: Well, that's my job.
Me: Just say the only line you will get in this.
C. Moogle: Akuen doesn't own anything. She can't even afford Final Fantasy 7 right now. Oh, she doesn't own that either.
Me: Appreciate it. Thanks for sharing my financial state. -_-
C. Moogle: Anytime! ^______^
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Okai Kairi dies in this one!
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Riku: -in tree- I'm ready.
*Aeris, Sora, and Cloud are all in a small tree house*
Cloud: We're ready.
Sora: I want my own hiding spot! -whines-
Aeris: Shut up! -slaps Sora-
Sora: #_- Owies.
Sephiroth: -in 'secret place'- Ok, now we wait.
-5 mins later-
Sora: I'm hungry.
Aeris: Go get a coconut and lure Kairi here then.
Sora: Okai! ^_^… wait a second… if I leave you will lock me out.
Cloud: -shifty eyes- We never said that…
Sora: -pouts, then- OH MY LORD WHAT IS THAT THING IT'S DISGUSTING EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yuffie: -looks at ground- Eeewww!
-Everyone looks and sees a nasty looking booger type thing 'walking' toward the premises.-
Nasty Booger Thing: Hi! Meh name ish Bob. Do yeh haf anee cheeeeese?
Sora: NO THE CHEESE IS MINE! BACK OFF OR I'LL SLICE YOU IN HALF YOU EVIL THEIF!
N.B.T.: O.o… Okai.. bai bai saiko peepull… -'walks' away-
Riku: -looks at Arashi- What pray tell did that have to do with the story?
Arashi: Time filler, and I needed some randomness.
Riku: Riiight.
*Awkward silence*
*More awkward silence*
-Meanwhile:
Yuna: Wasn't I in this?
Arashi: Shh, I am writing this in Science class and I forgot who all is in the fic ^___^;;;
Yuna: Ooooh, okay.
-Back to islanders-
Sephiroth: Okay, I think I see the Kairis coming.
Riku: Here we go…
Kairis: Hey people!
Sephiroth: OI KUJA!
-Kuja appears-
Kuja: Hai, Sephiroth?
Yuffie: NOW!
-Everyone pushes Kuja at the Kairis-
Kairis: EEEW I GOT CONCEALER ON ME! EEEEWWWW PINK EYESHADOW! AW NASTY!
Kuja: ^_^ -explodes-
Kairis: ô_ô -explode-
Everyone: YAYYY!
Arashi: THE END SUCKAS!
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Arashi: *sniff* I'm so proud!
C. Moogle: -mouth is taped up- Mumble mumble.
Arashi Thanks to all! I appreciate you reading this piece of crap!