So the days passed in Aku's lair. Baku still hung around like a plague;
giving Aku constant headaches and problems over Baku's stupidity.
" Hey Aku, what's this thingy!?" Baku asked looking at a golden ring.
" That is the 'Ring of Karudano'!" Aku started "It controls all the rich sources of the planet's co...DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"
" Ooooooo..pretty. ^_^" Baku speculated after he put on the ring.
All at once the earth began to shake as massive earthquakes began to shake the area around. Aku quickly took the ring off Baku's finger.
" IDIOT!!!!" Aku yelled!
"Uh, what?" Baku asked.
" When I say don't touch, I mean.." Aku scolded.
" And what's this thingy!?" Baku asked looking at a vase.
" That is the Ming Vase of Gretano! It contains all the seasons of the Earth in.." Aku started.
" ew! There's a bug on it. =( I get it. ^^" Baku said.
Baku then swatted the vase, which he knocked over and broke. All at once, the season changed from summer into freezing water.
" Aw! Vase broke." =( Baku dimly replied.
"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! DON'T TOUCH ANY..." Aku shouted.
" Hey! A Halloween mask! Ha ha. ^^" Baku happily said as he put on a nearby skull mask!
"NOT the MASK OF VORTUNA!!!!!" Aku shouted.
The mask controlled the cosmos! When Baku put the mask on, tiny meteorites began flying towards Earth, straight towards Aku's lair! Aku saw the meteorites heading towards him. In a quick panic he stole the mask away from Baku; and the meteorites fell harmlessly to the ground.
"IDIOT!!!!" Aku yelled bopping Baku on the head with the mask! "LEAVE MY VALUABLES ALONE!!!!"
" Let's play some games. ^^" Baku said cheerily.
'I don't want t.." Aku replied.
" I'm thinking of an animal. ^_^" Baku began.
"We're not going to..." Aku started.
" It has eight legs." Baku started.
" I am NOT IN THE.." Aku replied.
" It's fuzzy. ^^" Baku said.
" This is so stup.." Aku angrily began.
" It makes sticky things and eats flies. ^_^" Baku said again.
" Grrr..." Aku groaned now going along with Baku's game "...it's a spider." -_-
" Nope! It's a purple fuzzy octopus! Ha ha ha! ^__^" Baku replied.
"Octopi do not eat flies! =(" Aku angrily corrected.
" You do one now bro!!" Baku insisted.
" I am NOT GOING TO..." Aku began.
" Please!?" Baku pleaded.
" Grrr.alright. But only if you leave me alone!" Aku replied.
" Kay! ^_^" Baku dimly replied.
"Okay." Aku said, finally giving in. " I am thinking of a certain organism! It is small and..."
" A Purple Frog! ^__^" Baku guessed.
" I'm not done yet." Aku replied indignantly.
" A Yellow Elephant. ^_^" Baku guessed again.
" Give me a..." Aku started.
"A Red Doggie! ^_^" Baku guessed once again.
" Well you shut up, and let me..." Aku snapped.
" A Green Penguin!! I WIN. ^__^" Baku replied triumphantly.
" GRRRAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! I HATE YOU!!!!" Aku screamed.
" I love you. ^_^" Baku replied smiling.
Aku: ...X-(
" Let's play another game. ^^" Baku said.
" No!" Aku snarled.
"Let's play Hide and Seek! ^__^" Baku said in excitement.
"We are not playing.." Aku started.
" You're it. Count to ten and find me. ^__^" Baku said; obviously not hearing Aku.
" I am NOT PLAY..." Aku began.
"Please!?" Baku pleaded.
" NO!" Aku snapped.
" Pleeeeasse!?" Baku pleaded.
" NO!! NO!!" Aku bellowed.
" Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee eeee!!?!?" Baku continuously begged, making it long and annoying.
" Grrrr...ALRIGHT!!!!!!!" Aku yelled.
" Hooray! ^^" Baku shouted in glee.
" Now get lost! And I will make no real attempts in finding you!" Aku snapped.
" Okeey dokey. ^_^" Baku replied.
Aku hid his face to the wall and began to count.
"1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10!! Okay, here I.." Aku started.
Aku turned around and saw Baku standing right there!
"What are you still doing here!??" Aku asked.
"I'm hiding!! ^_^" Baku replied.
"Well I found you already. -___-" Aku replied. More annoyed than ever.
"Shucks! Okay, now YOU hide!! ^__~" Baku said.
" I'm not playing this." Aku started.
"C'mon!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa.." Baku pleaded again.
" ALRIGHT!!" Aku snapped "Begin the counting to 10, and I'll go hide. (Why am I doing this!??? )"
" 1..um..um...um...6....um..um...59..." Baku counted.
While Baku was busy counting; Aku escaped from his lair and went to a high mountain, where he was alone.
"Grrrr!!!" Aku growled "Why do I have to be cursed!?? My brother should have remained in the Pit of Ignorance for as long as possible! How did he ever escape, and why!??! Why does he return to haunt me with his complete stupidity!?? I curse him, I rebuke him, and I want him out of my life as clearly stated to him as possible! Yet he STILL lingers around my domain!! It's as if he is toying with my patience!"
Aku stroked his beard stubble, and began to speculate on how it would be possible for him to get rid of his brother!
"I cannot kill my own brother! For if I did, I too would destroy a part of me. And member of my family who would be destroyed would lead to a chain reaction! Even trapped, they are still alive. But to kill one would mean the end of the bloodlines of the shape shifting wizards! Besides, even I.the evil Aku, wouldn't even stoop so low as to kill my brother!" Aku cursed.
He then continued to think.
"Yet..if there was just a way I could seal him back into the Pit of Ignorance! The extent of my knowledge is the Pit of Hate; and even my brother's idiotic calibur would not allow him in there! How then do I send him to the Pit of Ignorance!!? What material on Earth would know where to send.." Aku began.
Then, Aku remembered. He remembered the one person who could possible annoy him more than his own brother. The person who was his bitter enemy. The person who held a sword that was enchanted. The sword that flung Aku back into the Pit of Hate. The person known as..
"Samurai Jack!!" Aku said in glee. "Yeeeeessssssss! =) Surely that sword he holds sends any demon of any form back to whence they came!! Surely the sword will automatically send my brother to the Pit of Ignorance!! If I just send my brother to fight that lowly samurai; then he will surely lose! Once Jack flings his sword into my brother; my brother will be sent back into the Pit of Ignorance! And even better; this adds another step to my plan! That pitiful samurai knows not of my brother's existence! I am almost sure he will assume that my brother is actually me! We are similar in appearances! And when that foolish Samurai flings my brother into the Pit of Ignorance; he will assume that I have been defeated. This will make him off his guard; and then..I will strike!!! The baffled samurai will no longer be able to counter my sneak attack! And I will be rid of him and my brother at the same time!! Ironically..with HIS help!!!!!! HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With Aku's plan in motion, he then teleported back to his lair; expecting to see Baku finding him. But when we returned, he saw that Baku was still counting.
"Duh..12..7...Q..80...14..." Baku continued counting "4....Pi....10!!! Ready or not, here I.."
Baku then saw Aku standing right in front of him!
"Oh lookey! I found you. ^__^" Baku replied joyfully.
"Indeed you have." Aku smiled "Well done brother!"
"Hee hee! Let's play another game!!" Baku replied.
"NO!! Er.I mean.." Aku quickly corrected himself, and then smiled slyly. "Yes, of course! Let us have another event!"
"Oh boy! ^__^" Baku smiled.
"This time.'I' have a game for YOU!!" Aku sneered, but still smiling!"
"You do!?!" Baku smiled.
"Yessssss!" Aku smiled wickedly. "It's called 'Beat the Samurai'!"
"Beat the Salami?" Baku asked; obviously not listening.
"No, no!" Aku corrected "It's 'Beat the SAM-UR-AI!"
"Beat the Sasami?" Baku asked.
"NO!!" Aku yelled "Beat THE SAM-UR-AIIIIII!!!"
"Beat the Seagull!??" Baku asked.
"NOOOO!!!" Aku yelled. "HERE!!"
Aku then pulled out a picture of Samurai Jack, and pointed to it!
"BEAT HIM!!!" Aku yelled pointing to the picture of Samurai Jack.
"Oooooohhhhh!" Baku said "The guy in the dress you showed me!"
"Yes! That's correct. ^^" Aku said (I'm surprised you remembered. -__-()
"So uh..how do I play?" Baku asked.
"This is a role-playing game!" Aku replied.
"D'uh, what's that?" Baku asked.
"It is a game where you pretend to be another person or individual when playing!" Aku replied.
"Oh, I see!" Baku replied. "Okay then! I'm a monkey! ^_^"
"No!" Aku said "You are not."
"Oot oot! Awk Awk!! I'm a monkey!!" Baku replied (Jumping up and down like a monkey!)
"No, you are not a monk." Aku started. (Getting impatient again.)
"Ooot ott.gimme a banana! ^^" Baku chimed.
"You are not a MONKEY!!!" Aku sneered.
"But I wanna be a monkey!" =( Baku whined.
"NO!!" Aku yelled "In this game.you are AKU!!"
"Aku the Monkey!! ^_^" Baku replied "Oot oot! I am Aku the Monkey!! ^__^"
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Aku yelled. "In this game you are ME!!!! Not as a monkey!! Me, AKU!!!"
"No monkey?" Baku asked.
"YES!!" Aku yelled "You are AKU!!"
"Oh..okay." Baku said "But I still wanna be a monkey." =(
"Ergh..." Aku growled, growing more frustrated. "Alright then; listen. As Aku, you are to play this game how it is told!"
"Kay." Baku replied.
"The Samurai is your enemy. You are Aku, and you must stop him!" Aku said. "In roder to do that, you must play the game by fighting the Samurai."
"Fight?" Baku asked.
"Yes." Aku said. "FIGHT HIM!!"
"Oh." Baku said. "So I find the guy, and fight him; and I'm you right?"
"EXACTLY!! ^^" Aku replied. "Glad you are able to know that."
"D'uh; okay! I'll go play the game now. ^^" Baku said. "And I'm Aku!! ^_^"
"YES!! =)" Aku smiled. "Now; let me locate where the Samurai is; so I can transport you to meet him."
Aku then looked on his mirror on his flaming wall. In the mirror, he saw Samurai Jack running alongside the fields, with his friend, the Scotsman.
"So, he is located in the Fields of Feriner." Aku said. "Perfect place for a battleground.I mean, game!"
"Yipee! ^__^" Baku said "Play time. ^_^"
"Indeed!" Aku said "No hold still brother; I will transport you to meet your playmate! And remember, you ARE AKU!"
"I am Aku. ^_^" Baku replied "Not a monkey tho'. =("
"Yes..well." Aku replied. "Time for you to play!"
In that moment, Aku with his teleportation techniques; flung Baku into a white light where he would be transported to meet the Samurai. He disappeared into a swirling pattern.
"Now!!" Aku began. "Comes the end of TWO of my annoyances! Ah.life has gotten better for me already. ^_^"
At that moment, Baku appeared out of the spiral again.
"Hey Aku!" Baku said "Can I have my fruit juice before I go!?!"
"WHAT!??!" Aku sneered "GRRRRR...HERE!! NOW GET GOING!!"
Aku handed Baku his fruit juice container.
"Thankies! ^^" Baku replied. He then went back into the swirling portal.
"Phew!" Aku sighed. "Now, let two of my annoyances be.."
Baku reappeared out of the portal again.
"Can I have some graham crackers!? ^_^" Baku asked.
"GRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Aku sneered. "ALRIGHT!! HERE.TAKE THEM AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER!!!!!"
Aku angrily handed the graham crackers over to Baku.
"Thankies again. ^_^" Baku smiled. He then returned into the portal.
"At last.." Aku replied "My two annoyances will meet their..."
Baku reappeared out of the portal again.
"I want some fruit snacks! ^_^" Baku said.
"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" Aku yelled.
Aku then grabbed Aku and shoved him into the portal.
"JUST PLAY THE GAME AND STOP BOTHERING ME!!!!!!" Aku yelled.
Aku, after shoving Baku in, quickly zipped the portal up so Baku could no longer get in.
"Ergh.this is more frustrating than I assumed." Aku said. "I'm having quite a tumor over this. -__-"
Now Baku is sent to do Aku's dirty work. But will Aku's plan work!? Find out in the next chapter of 'The Nonsense that is Baku'.
NOTW: I know, Aku's name for the game 'Beat the Samurai' sounds a little dirty. But it's not!! So here's a message from the Shogun of Sorrow to correct you pervs. ^__~
Aku: The name of my game has no relation to anything dirty whatsoever!! If you even thought of that; I shall cast you into the 'Pit of Lust' where my cousin 'Faku' is imprisoned!! We now resume to our usually idiocy of this fan fic written by that foolish and ignorant human, Shenloken!!
" Hey Aku, what's this thingy!?" Baku asked looking at a golden ring.
" That is the 'Ring of Karudano'!" Aku started "It controls all the rich sources of the planet's co...DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"
" Ooooooo..pretty. ^_^" Baku speculated after he put on the ring.
All at once the earth began to shake as massive earthquakes began to shake the area around. Aku quickly took the ring off Baku's finger.
" IDIOT!!!!" Aku yelled!
"Uh, what?" Baku asked.
" When I say don't touch, I mean.." Aku scolded.
" And what's this thingy!?" Baku asked looking at a vase.
" That is the Ming Vase of Gretano! It contains all the seasons of the Earth in.." Aku started.
" ew! There's a bug on it. =( I get it. ^^" Baku said.
Baku then swatted the vase, which he knocked over and broke. All at once, the season changed from summer into freezing water.
" Aw! Vase broke." =( Baku dimly replied.
"GRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! DON'T TOUCH ANY..." Aku shouted.
" Hey! A Halloween mask! Ha ha. ^^" Baku happily said as he put on a nearby skull mask!
"NOT the MASK OF VORTUNA!!!!!" Aku shouted.
The mask controlled the cosmos! When Baku put the mask on, tiny meteorites began flying towards Earth, straight towards Aku's lair! Aku saw the meteorites heading towards him. In a quick panic he stole the mask away from Baku; and the meteorites fell harmlessly to the ground.
"IDIOT!!!!" Aku yelled bopping Baku on the head with the mask! "LEAVE MY VALUABLES ALONE!!!!"
" Let's play some games. ^^" Baku said cheerily.
'I don't want t.." Aku replied.
" I'm thinking of an animal. ^_^" Baku began.
"We're not going to..." Aku started.
" It has eight legs." Baku started.
" I am NOT IN THE.." Aku replied.
" It's fuzzy. ^^" Baku said.
" This is so stup.." Aku angrily began.
" It makes sticky things and eats flies. ^_^" Baku said again.
" Grrr..." Aku groaned now going along with Baku's game "...it's a spider." -_-
" Nope! It's a purple fuzzy octopus! Ha ha ha! ^__^" Baku replied.
"Octopi do not eat flies! =(" Aku angrily corrected.
" You do one now bro!!" Baku insisted.
" I am NOT GOING TO..." Aku began.
" Please!?" Baku pleaded.
" Grrr.alright. But only if you leave me alone!" Aku replied.
" Kay! ^_^" Baku dimly replied.
"Okay." Aku said, finally giving in. " I am thinking of a certain organism! It is small and..."
" A Purple Frog! ^__^" Baku guessed.
" I'm not done yet." Aku replied indignantly.
" A Yellow Elephant. ^_^" Baku guessed again.
" Give me a..." Aku started.
"A Red Doggie! ^_^" Baku guessed once again.
" Well you shut up, and let me..." Aku snapped.
" A Green Penguin!! I WIN. ^__^" Baku replied triumphantly.
" GRRRAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! I HATE YOU!!!!" Aku screamed.
" I love you. ^_^" Baku replied smiling.
Aku: ...X-(
" Let's play another game. ^^" Baku said.
" No!" Aku snarled.
"Let's play Hide and Seek! ^__^" Baku said in excitement.
"We are not playing.." Aku started.
" You're it. Count to ten and find me. ^__^" Baku said; obviously not hearing Aku.
" I am NOT PLAY..." Aku began.
"Please!?" Baku pleaded.
" NO!" Aku snapped.
" Pleeeeasse!?" Baku pleaded.
" NO!! NO!!" Aku bellowed.
" Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeee eeee!!?!?" Baku continuously begged, making it long and annoying.
" Grrrr...ALRIGHT!!!!!!!" Aku yelled.
" Hooray! ^^" Baku shouted in glee.
" Now get lost! And I will make no real attempts in finding you!" Aku snapped.
" Okeey dokey. ^_^" Baku replied.
Aku hid his face to the wall and began to count.
"1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10!! Okay, here I.." Aku started.
Aku turned around and saw Baku standing right there!
"What are you still doing here!??" Aku asked.
"I'm hiding!! ^_^" Baku replied.
"Well I found you already. -___-" Aku replied. More annoyed than ever.
"Shucks! Okay, now YOU hide!! ^__~" Baku said.
" I'm not playing this." Aku started.
"C'mon!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa.." Baku pleaded again.
" ALRIGHT!!" Aku snapped "Begin the counting to 10, and I'll go hide. (Why am I doing this!??? )"
" 1..um..um...um...6....um..um...59..." Baku counted.
While Baku was busy counting; Aku escaped from his lair and went to a high mountain, where he was alone.
"Grrrr!!!" Aku growled "Why do I have to be cursed!?? My brother should have remained in the Pit of Ignorance for as long as possible! How did he ever escape, and why!??! Why does he return to haunt me with his complete stupidity!?? I curse him, I rebuke him, and I want him out of my life as clearly stated to him as possible! Yet he STILL lingers around my domain!! It's as if he is toying with my patience!"
Aku stroked his beard stubble, and began to speculate on how it would be possible for him to get rid of his brother!
"I cannot kill my own brother! For if I did, I too would destroy a part of me. And member of my family who would be destroyed would lead to a chain reaction! Even trapped, they are still alive. But to kill one would mean the end of the bloodlines of the shape shifting wizards! Besides, even I.the evil Aku, wouldn't even stoop so low as to kill my brother!" Aku cursed.
He then continued to think.
"Yet..if there was just a way I could seal him back into the Pit of Ignorance! The extent of my knowledge is the Pit of Hate; and even my brother's idiotic calibur would not allow him in there! How then do I send him to the Pit of Ignorance!!? What material on Earth would know where to send.." Aku began.
Then, Aku remembered. He remembered the one person who could possible annoy him more than his own brother. The person who was his bitter enemy. The person who held a sword that was enchanted. The sword that flung Aku back into the Pit of Hate. The person known as..
"Samurai Jack!!" Aku said in glee. "Yeeeeessssssss! =) Surely that sword he holds sends any demon of any form back to whence they came!! Surely the sword will automatically send my brother to the Pit of Ignorance!! If I just send my brother to fight that lowly samurai; then he will surely lose! Once Jack flings his sword into my brother; my brother will be sent back into the Pit of Ignorance! And even better; this adds another step to my plan! That pitiful samurai knows not of my brother's existence! I am almost sure he will assume that my brother is actually me! We are similar in appearances! And when that foolish Samurai flings my brother into the Pit of Ignorance; he will assume that I have been defeated. This will make him off his guard; and then..I will strike!!! The baffled samurai will no longer be able to counter my sneak attack! And I will be rid of him and my brother at the same time!! Ironically..with HIS help!!!!!! HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
With Aku's plan in motion, he then teleported back to his lair; expecting to see Baku finding him. But when we returned, he saw that Baku was still counting.
"Duh..12..7...Q..80...14..." Baku continued counting "4....Pi....10!!! Ready or not, here I.."
Baku then saw Aku standing right in front of him!
"Oh lookey! I found you. ^__^" Baku replied joyfully.
"Indeed you have." Aku smiled "Well done brother!"
"Hee hee! Let's play another game!!" Baku replied.
"NO!! Er.I mean.." Aku quickly corrected himself, and then smiled slyly. "Yes, of course! Let us have another event!"
"Oh boy! ^__^" Baku smiled.
"This time.'I' have a game for YOU!!" Aku sneered, but still smiling!"
"You do!?!" Baku smiled.
"Yessssss!" Aku smiled wickedly. "It's called 'Beat the Samurai'!"
"Beat the Salami?" Baku asked; obviously not listening.
"No, no!" Aku corrected "It's 'Beat the SAM-UR-AI!"
"Beat the Sasami?" Baku asked.
"NO!!" Aku yelled "Beat THE SAM-UR-AIIIIII!!!"
"Beat the Seagull!??" Baku asked.
"NOOOO!!!" Aku yelled. "HERE!!"
Aku then pulled out a picture of Samurai Jack, and pointed to it!
"BEAT HIM!!!" Aku yelled pointing to the picture of Samurai Jack.
"Oooooohhhhh!" Baku said "The guy in the dress you showed me!"
"Yes! That's correct. ^^" Aku said (I'm surprised you remembered. -__-()
"So uh..how do I play?" Baku asked.
"This is a role-playing game!" Aku replied.
"D'uh, what's that?" Baku asked.
"It is a game where you pretend to be another person or individual when playing!" Aku replied.
"Oh, I see!" Baku replied. "Okay then! I'm a monkey! ^_^"
"No!" Aku said "You are not."
"Oot oot! Awk Awk!! I'm a monkey!!" Baku replied (Jumping up and down like a monkey!)
"No, you are not a monk." Aku started. (Getting impatient again.)
"Ooot ott.gimme a banana! ^^" Baku chimed.
"You are not a MONKEY!!!" Aku sneered.
"But I wanna be a monkey!" =( Baku whined.
"NO!!" Aku yelled "In this game.you are AKU!!"
"Aku the Monkey!! ^_^" Baku replied "Oot oot! I am Aku the Monkey!! ^__^"
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Aku yelled. "In this game you are ME!!!! Not as a monkey!! Me, AKU!!!"
"No monkey?" Baku asked.
"YES!!" Aku yelled "You are AKU!!"
"Oh..okay." Baku said "But I still wanna be a monkey." =(
"Ergh..." Aku growled, growing more frustrated. "Alright then; listen. As Aku, you are to play this game how it is told!"
"Kay." Baku replied.
"The Samurai is your enemy. You are Aku, and you must stop him!" Aku said. "In roder to do that, you must play the game by fighting the Samurai."
"Fight?" Baku asked.
"Yes." Aku said. "FIGHT HIM!!"
"Oh." Baku said. "So I find the guy, and fight him; and I'm you right?"
"EXACTLY!! ^^" Aku replied. "Glad you are able to know that."
"D'uh; okay! I'll go play the game now. ^^" Baku said. "And I'm Aku!! ^_^"
"YES!! =)" Aku smiled. "Now; let me locate where the Samurai is; so I can transport you to meet him."
Aku then looked on his mirror on his flaming wall. In the mirror, he saw Samurai Jack running alongside the fields, with his friend, the Scotsman.
"So, he is located in the Fields of Feriner." Aku said. "Perfect place for a battleground.I mean, game!"
"Yipee! ^__^" Baku said "Play time. ^_^"
"Indeed!" Aku said "No hold still brother; I will transport you to meet your playmate! And remember, you ARE AKU!"
"I am Aku. ^_^" Baku replied "Not a monkey tho'. =("
"Yes..well." Aku replied. "Time for you to play!"
In that moment, Aku with his teleportation techniques; flung Baku into a white light where he would be transported to meet the Samurai. He disappeared into a swirling pattern.
"Now!!" Aku began. "Comes the end of TWO of my annoyances! Ah.life has gotten better for me already. ^_^"
At that moment, Baku appeared out of the spiral again.
"Hey Aku!" Baku said "Can I have my fruit juice before I go!?!"
"WHAT!??!" Aku sneered "GRRRRR...HERE!! NOW GET GOING!!"
Aku handed Baku his fruit juice container.
"Thankies! ^^" Baku replied. He then went back into the swirling portal.
"Phew!" Aku sighed. "Now, let two of my annoyances be.."
Baku reappeared out of the portal again.
"Can I have some graham crackers!? ^_^" Baku asked.
"GRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Aku sneered. "ALRIGHT!! HERE.TAKE THEM AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER!!!!!"
Aku angrily handed the graham crackers over to Baku.
"Thankies again. ^_^" Baku smiled. He then returned into the portal.
"At last.." Aku replied "My two annoyances will meet their..."
Baku reappeared out of the portal again.
"I want some fruit snacks! ^_^" Baku said.
"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" Aku yelled.
Aku then grabbed Aku and shoved him into the portal.
"JUST PLAY THE GAME AND STOP BOTHERING ME!!!!!!" Aku yelled.
Aku, after shoving Baku in, quickly zipped the portal up so Baku could no longer get in.
"Ergh.this is more frustrating than I assumed." Aku said. "I'm having quite a tumor over this. -__-"
Now Baku is sent to do Aku's dirty work. But will Aku's plan work!? Find out in the next chapter of 'The Nonsense that is Baku'.
NOTW: I know, Aku's name for the game 'Beat the Samurai' sounds a little dirty. But it's not!! So here's a message from the Shogun of Sorrow to correct you pervs. ^__~
Aku: The name of my game has no relation to anything dirty whatsoever!! If you even thought of that; I shall cast you into the 'Pit of Lust' where my cousin 'Faku' is imprisoned!! We now resume to our usually idiocy of this fan fic written by that foolish and ignorant human, Shenloken!!