Elsewhere; in the Fields of Feriner, Samurai Jack and his friend, the
Scotsman were walking through the fields. Both were discussing similar
problems they had.
"So laddy." The Scotsman said "You actually were SO close to Aku that ya nearly destroyed him!?"
"yes." Jack said quietly. "But many times, over and over again; he has escaped. I came so close; so VERY close. But Aku always to elude me."
"Aye." The Scotsman said "Like when ya joined those gangstas just ta get close to him; or when he used those Tricaraquins to capture ya, or even when he got yer sword that time in the graveyard, and nearly done away with ya. I've heard so many of those from ya."
"Let us not forget those other times as well." Jack said. "He even disguised himself as a woman one time just to destroy a time teleporting jewel. Or sent his dirty henchman, Demongo to try and absorb my essence. And no matter where, and how, Aku may not have beaten me, but I have never been able to fully defeat him."
"But I'm sure you'll get him laddy." The Scotsman replied. "And I know you'll find yer way back!"
"Thank you." Jack replied. "You are a good friend. But I just hope to meet Aku again. Because this time.. I will make sure he is flung back into the 'Pit of Hate' where he belongs. And then, to travel back in time, and face him again to restore peace and order to this corrupt world for the future."
"Good lad." The Scotsman said. "And ya know somethin' else; I'd like to see Aku here too!! I'd punch his butt ugly, pickle green, fire browed, dog- toothed face in!!!"
"Indeed!!" Jack said. "If Aku were here right now; we'd be able to do away with him and have no trouble reaching our goals!! If only, he would appear..now!"
And at that exact word! A bright light flashed from the sky. Both Jack and the Scotsman shielded their eyes as the bright light nearly blinded them.
"What is this!??" Jack yelled!
"I dun' know laddie!!" The Scotsman yelled. "Maybe the sun exploded or somethin'!!"
"No jokes." Jack replied. "This is serious!"
The light then faded, as a huge swirl in the sky appeared.
"GASP!!" Jack said!! "Look!! A huge swirling object in the sky!! This could be ... A portal through time!! =D"
"Dun' get too excited yet lad." The Scotsman said.
"Hmm..wait!!" Jack said. "I sense an evil presence with that portal!!"
"I smell sumthin' as well." The Scotsman said. "But it could just be me."
"No." Jack said. "I recognize that sensation."
At that moment a huge dark shadow poured out of the portal. It formed itself in an image that looked familiar to Jack, but somewhat different.
There in front of Jack stood.not aku, but Baku. Though Jack did not know it. Baku stared dimly at Jack. Jack and the Scotsman both stepped back in horror as they fixed their gaze on Baku's, simple-minded face!"
"AKU!!!!!!!" Both Jack and the Scotsman replied.
Baku then looked down, and smiled. Though not evily, but dimly like always.
"D'uh.yep, I'm Aku. ^_^" Baku said. "The Master of Miso Soup! The Deliverer of Pizza, and the Shogun of Sushi!! I'm Aku!! Not a monkey! I'm Aku. ^____^"
Jack and the Scotsman looked sternly at Baku.
"He's speaking in some strange form of communication." Jack said.
"Gotta be a trick lad." The Scotsman said. "It's like a riddle or somethin'."
"Riddle?" Baku asked dimly. "Oh yeah..riddles!! ^__^ I love riddles!! Do ya know this one!?? Why is a Crow like a writing desk?"
"AKU!!" Jack yelled "No tricks this time..you will."
"Give up!??" Baku asked stupidly. "To get to the other side!! HA HA HA HA HA!! ^___^"
"AKU!!!!!" Jack yelled "Stop your foolish trickery at once! It will not save you this time!! I have longed to meet you again so we could end it here!! And now, I have a partner with me; and you surely will be defeated!!"
"YEAH!!" The Scotsman yelled. "Time to put ya outta yer misery ya filthy black inked sod!!"
"......." Baku just stared blankly. "Ummmmm..Hey! I gotta another joke for you guys. ^_^"
"A joke!??" Jack asked impatiently. "This foolishness is..wait a second."
Jack then remembered a time when he faced a two headed worm that tricked him by using Jack. So Jack assumed that Aku (Who was actually Baku) was using the same strategy.
"So Aku!!" Jack yelled "You think jokes are going to save your.."
"What do you get when an elephant sits on your bed? ^_^" Baku dimly asked.
"No games Aku!!!" Jack yelled "We fight."
"Give up!?" Baku asked. "To keep their pants up!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! ^__^"
"This is RIDICULOUS!!!" Jack yelled. "Aku, this has to be your worst strategy yet!! To fool me into thinking that you're acting like an imbecile!! You are not dealing with children Aku!! You are dealing with."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Baku asked again.
"ENOUGH!!" Jack yelled. "Aku..I will destroy.."
"Give up?" Baku asked. "Time to get a new bed!! HA HA HA HA!! ^__^"
Back in Aku's lair, Aku was viewing his brother's progress on his mirror. He was growing very impatient. He then used his voice to be heard only through his brother's head.
"THAT IDIOT IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!" Aku yelled. "HE BETTER START FIGHTING NOW!!!!"
Aku's voice was then transmitted into Baku's head. Baku then heard the voice of his disgruntled brother.
"IDIOT!!!!" Aku yelled through Baku's head. "DON'T FORGET WHY YOU'RE HERE!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT AND BEAT THE SAMURAI!! NOT TELL IDIOTIC JOKES TO HIM!!!! GET GOING BROTHER.NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
"Ohhhh." Baku said. (Looking at the sky.) "D'uh sorry..I'm read to play game now!! ^_^"
"Hey!" The Scotsman whispered to Jack. "What's aku doin' lookin' at the sky and talking to himself like that!??"
"Do not be decieved." Jack said. "He is obviously using this as a way of toying with our minds! He's putting on this charade to make us believe that he has become ignorant."
"Du'h hey..I'm not ignorantte.." Baku replied dimly. "I'm a moron. ^_^ Now let's start playing!!"
"You mean fighting!!" Jack yelled. "Yes!! Let us begin!! And this time Aku..you will not walk away!"
"Yipee!! Playtime. ^__^" Baku yelled. "Let's start playing."
"You mean fighting." Jack said. "I mean.AKU..enough with these games!! You must be defeated!"
"Let's doooo this!!" The Sctosman snapped.
At that moment Jack and the Scotsman leaped at Baku. Baku just stood there looking blankly at them in slow motion as they were raising their swords at them.
"Heyyyyy." Baku said dimly. "They got big pointy things. Hmm.is that bad ?Wait a minute. I know. I just need to remember what Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny said. ^_^"
Baku remembered an episode of his favorite show, Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny that he had watched when he was with Aku.
In his flashback, Baku was sitting on the floor watching television in aku's lair. He was watching Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny. Aku then stormed in.
"HI KIDSS!" Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny said on the TV. (He was a short white rabbit walking upright in a pinstripe suit wearing Dexter glasses and had buck teeth.)
"Hello Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny. ^_^" Baku said.
"GERGHH!!" Aku growled. "You're not watching that IDIOTIC TRASH again ARE YOU!???"
"Yep." Baku said dimly. "Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny is our friend. ^_^"
"Remember kids. I'm Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny. ^_^" Fluffy Nutty replied on TV. "And I'm your friend. ^_^"
NOTE: Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny sounds like Roger Rabbit.
"See Aku?" Baku said. "Friend. Good. ^_^"
"THIS IS STUPID!!" Aku growled. "You're over 2,000 years old. When will you learn to act your age!??"
"Sssh..Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny's got sumthin' to say Aku. ^_^" Baku said.
"Today's lesson kids.." Mr. Fluffy NuttyBunny said. "..Is what to avoid! Avoid Pointy sharp things!! Like glass, knives, or even.swords!!"
"SWORDS!!" Aku growled. "That's the only intelligent advice that dumb rabbit has given!!"
"Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny's always right! He's smart Aku. ^_^" Baku said.
"And you are NOT!!!" Aku growled.
"So let's sing along to the 'Avoid Sharp Pointy Things Song." Mr. Fluffy Nutty said.
"Oh boy!! Sing along!!" Baku replied happily!!
"NO SINGING!!!" Aku yelled "I'm turning off this ridiculous rubbish right NOWWW!!"
Sing Along to the dumb Rabbit's song.
Avoid Sharp Pointy things
(Sung to the tune of 'Pop goes the Weasel')
When you come up to a sharp thing.
There's one thing you should know-ow!
If you wanna touch or feel it.
Just WALk away..and say no-no!!
WALK away..and say no-no!"
"Walk away and say No-No!!" HEE HEE!! ^_^" Baku smiled!
Aku then quickly turned off the TV.
"Aw gee..where'd Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny go? =(" Baku asked dimly.
"You are not going to watch that stupid show ever again!!!" Aku yelled "It only makes you more of an idiot, and only makes me more annoyed!! Now get out and go play with string or something!!!"
"Aw.okay." Baku grimaced. He then saw a sharp stallagtite hanging from the cave. "AHHHH!!! SHARP POINTY THING!! Oopp.that's right."
Baku then walked away from it and looked back at it.
"NO!! ^_^" Baku replied. "Yipee! I walked away from sharp pointy thing and said 'NO!" Just like what Mr. Fluffy Nutty said. I'm getting smart.like Mr. Fluffy Nutty. ^_^"
"You and that stupid rabbit are both the dumbest creatures on this miserable planet!!!" Aku snarled. "Now shut up and go AWAY!!!"
"Okay! ^_^" Baku said. As he walked away he saw another sharp stalgtite. "AHHH!!! NO!! ^_^"
He then saw more around Aku's cave, as they were filled with them.
"No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no." Baku keptsaying to the sharp stallagtites."
"ArrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGGHHHH..SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled!
Flashback over. Back to where Baku and Jack and the Scotsman were.
"Hey.yeah. ^_^" Baku said.
Just as Jack and the Scotsman were about to strike Baku. Baku then stepped away. Jack and the Scotsman missed.
"D'uh..no!" Baku said.
"AKU!!" Jack yelled. "This time I won't miss!"
Jack then jumped. Baku saw Jack's sword and panicked!
"AHHH!!! Big sharp pointy thing!!!" Baku yelled.
Baku then ducked and Jack missed again.
"No!" Baku said.
The Scotsman then leaped at Baku. Baku then saw his sword.
"ACK!! Another Pointy Sharp Thing!!" Baku said.
Baku ducked again.
"No!!!" Baku said. "Du'h..Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny told me to say 'No' to sharp pointy things!! And Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny's never wrong!!"
"What? O.o" Jack asked in confusion.
"Dun' listen to him laddie." The Scotsman said. "Like ya said. It's all a trick!"
"You're right!" Jack said. "Just a trick!"
"Hey!!" Baku dimly said. "Respect Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny! He nevers tries to trick people! He's our friend. ^_^"
"This is getting stranger still." Jack said.
Back in Aku's lair, aku grew even more impatient, as he saw what his brother was doing.
"GRRRAARRGGHHH!!" Aku growled. "THAT IMBECILE OF A BROTHER IS USING THAT STUPID RABBIT SHOW AS A WEAPON!!!??? IDIOT!!!"
Aku then talked through Baku's head again!!
"MORON!!!" Aku yelled through Baku's head. "DON'T USE THAT STUPID RABIT SHOW!! TRANSFORM INTO A TERRIFYING BEAST.NOW!!!!"
"Oh..okay. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then jumped in the air and started twirling around.
"Grr.." Jack growled. "He must be dropping that idiotic bit, and is starting to transform. Now I think Aku is ready to do some real fighting."
"Aye." The Scotsman said. "Wonder what kinda beast he'll become? A scorpion? An octopus? A ram!? A dragon!??"
When Baku was done transforming he then landed on the ground. But Jack and the Scotsman couldn't see him.
"Where'd he go?" The Scotsman asked.
"Perhaps he disappeared." Jack said. "Be on your guard."
"Aye." The Scotsman said.
Just then, they heard a dimwittied sound.
"MEOW!" the sound made.
"What was that?" The Scotsman said.
"just a cat I think." Jack said.
"MEOW..again. Hee hee. ^_^" the voice said.
"That voice." Jack said. "It sounds familiar. And it's coming from down..there. O.o"
Jack and the Scotsman looked down, to see..a kittin. But the kitten was completely black, and had flaming eyebrows, Baku's face, and his long tongue.
"MEOW!. ^_^ I'm a kitty." Baku said. "And I'm gonna get yas. ^_^"
"What is THIS!???" Jack asked impatiently.
"Another dumb tactic I suppose." The Scotsman said.
Back in Akus' lair, Aku once again saw the terrible progress. With his usual annoyed expression, he began to yell again in Baku's mind.
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled into Baku's hed. "I SAID TERRIFYING BEAST!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!!"
"Okee day. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku transformed again into a terrifying beast. Actually, he failed again. He transformed into a puppy.
"BARK BARK!!" Baku said in a cute voice. "I'm a terrifyin' beast. ^_^"
"AKU...ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!" Jack said "Transforming into innocent animals will not save yourself from my wrath!"
"But I'm a terrifying beast!" Baku said. "And I'm gonna get ya!"
Baku then leaped at Jack. Jack readied his sword. ButBaku jumped on his face, and then he started to..
"Now I got yas!!" Baku said. "I'm gonna fight ya."
Well actually, it wasn't fighting. Baku was actually licking Samurai Jack's face like a real puppy. This forced Jack tot he ground as Baku kept licking him.
"Hee hee!! Got ya. ^_^" Baku said as he kept licking Jack's face.
"ARRRRGGHHHH!!!" Jack yelled. "Aku is spreading poisonous venom all over me!!" (Jack only assumed this.)
"Hold still Laddie!" The Scotsman said. (holding a rock over Baku and Jack's face.) "I'll get him off for ya!"
Baku then saw the rock.
"uh oh! Big Smashy Hurty Thing!!!" Baku yelled.
As the Scotsman tried to crush Baku with the rock. Baku jumped off, and the rock was heading towards Jack.
"No WAIT..!!" Jack yelled.
Too late. The Scotsman nailed Jack in the face.
"GOT YA!!" The scotsman said in glee. But then he took away the rock and saw Jack's face messed up and saw no flattened Baku. "Oops!!! Sorry laddie! I thought I had him."
"It is..alright." Jack said. (he got up and brushed himself off.) "Now..where did Aku go?"
Suddenly, a fish was thrown at Jack's head. Jack, grimacing, held the fish in his hand. This fish was all black and had flaming eyebrows, as well as Baku's face!
"D'uh..I'm a shark now!!" Baku said "and I'm gonna eat ya!"
"AKU!!!!" Jack yelled "You are just a fish!"
"You no shark!!" The Scotsman yelled "Just a slimly lil' trout!"
"I'm a shark!! =(" Baku growled "And I'm gonna eat you all up. Yummy yumm!!"
the fish form of Baku then jumped in the air and tried to swallow Jack's head. But his mouth got stuck on top of it.
Jack again assumed another dirty tactic.
"AUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!" Jack yelled. "Aku is trying to absorb my brains!!!"
"I GOT HIM THIS TIME!!" The Scotsman yelled. (holding a huge log over Jack's head.)
"No NOT AGAIN.!!" Jack yelled.
"YIKES!!" Baku yelled "Another Big Hurty Smashy Thing!!!!"
Baku then jumped off, just as the Scotsman tried to smash him with the log. The Scotsman hit Jack again over the head with a log. Jack fell to the floor.
"Uh oh!" The Scotsman said. "Sorry laddie! I thought I had him."
After Jack regained conciousness, he looked at the Scotsman.
"Please." He said calmly. "I appreciate the help. But I can only destroy Aku with my sword. Do not use any other objet that might I injure me instead of him."
"Aye." The Scotsman said.
"Now..where did Aku go?" Jack asked.
"Be on the look out Lad!" The Scotsman said. "With the way you were talkin'; sounds like his dumb lil' tactics actually may work."
"I underestimated them." Jack said. "Aku is far more clever than I thought. I was lucky to avoid the venom and to have my mind in tact. Now we must use extra caution. No telling what dirty tactic he may use next. It will probably be unpredictable!"
"hey!" the dim voice cried out again.
Jack and the Scotsman then saw that a short black frog with flaming eyebrows and Baku's face was sitting on a log, just sitting there.
"A frog?" Jack asked.
"Yeah." Aku said. "I'm a Poisonous Arrow Frog. So come over and touch me!"
Jack just stared at the Baku frog. So did the Scotsman. Baku just sat there.doing absolutely nothing.
"hey." Baku asked. "You gonna touch me? Huh? C'mon! touch me! Touch me! I'm full of poisonous stuff. So touch me. ^_^"
"..No." Jack said calmly (raising his eyebrow.) "What sort of tactic is this?"
"Touch me! Touch me! Touch me! Touch meeeeee." Baku kept repeating in a sing-song voice.
"I wonda' if he thinks we're dumb enough to fall fer it?" the Scotsman asked.
"He hasn't done anything either." Jack said. "Surely he can't rely on us falling for this clearly obvious trap."
"D'uh you dun' wanna touch me huh?" Baku said. "That's cause yer a chicken. A big stinkin' chicken. Yeah, a chicken. Moo, moo, moo...Duh'. O__O...I mean Oink Oink Oink..Er..what do chickens sound like again? O___o"
Jack finally was having enough of this!!!!
"AKU!!!!!" Jack yelled "So far you've done nothing but throw childish tricks at me. None of these tactics you have done so far has worked!! FIGHT ME NOW!!!!"
"Yeah, cut the crap Aku!! "The Scotsman yelled "LET'S FIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Oh..fightin' time?" Baku asked.
"YES!!" Jack said.,
"Ooooohhhh.okay then. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then transformed into his normal self.
"Now we play' Beat the Samurai'! ^__^" Baku said happily.
"How dare you call this a game AKU!!!" Jack yelled. "Your childish pranks are useless now!!"
"Playtime!!! ^___^" Baku said.
Baku then hobbled over to Jack but then tripped.
"oopsies!!" Baku said.
"ENOUGH AKU!!!!!" Jack said. "NOW YOU DIE!!"
Jack then leaped in the air and tried to swing his sword at Baku. But then Baku jumped outta the way a slinky like summersault.
"Hey!" Baku said. "Can you do this?"
Baku then backflipped like a slinky all over the field. At the same time he was singing an annoying song.
"I'm a lil' slinky, watch me slink! ^_^" Baku sang. "Slink a dink, slink a doo, slinky a dink a dink doo. ^_^"
"What trickery is aku trying NOW!???" Jack asked impatiently.
"It's pretty useless whatever he's doing!" The Scotsman said.
In the lair of aku; Aku was banging his head against the wall.
"Stupid, Worthless, IDIOTIC, DIM WITTED, SIMPLE MINDED, MORON!!!!!!" Aku yelled. "ENOUGH!! I'VE HAD IT!! TIME TO END THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
Baku was still back flipping slinky style. But aku's voice entered his head again.
"ENOUGH BROTHER!!!!!" Aku yelled. "NOW FINISH THE GAME!! LEAP TOWARDS SAMURAI JACK AND HIT HIM!!!!!!!"
"Now?" Baku asked.
"NOW!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled. "JUST HIT HIM!!!"
"Okay. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then stood up.
"D'uh..now I'm gonna hit you Samurai. ^_^" Baku said dimly.
"Very well then!!" Jack said sternly. "As long as your childish antics cease and we start fighting; then we will finally resolve this."
"Bring it on!!" The Scotsman said.
"Okay. Here I come!! ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then leaped towards Jack, and Jack leaped towards Baku. Baku was waving his arms around randomly like an octopus.
"Gonna hit ya. Gonna hit ya. ^_^" Baku said.
Jack then raised his sword at Baku.
"NOW AKU!!" Jack yelled "I CAST YOU BACK INTO THE PIT OF HATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack thenr aised his sword over Baku's head.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!" Jack yelled.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ^___^" Baku yelled.
"RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!" Jack yelled.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ^_^" Baku yelled.
"AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Jack yelled "You.ARE.MINNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
And with one mighty stroke; Jack swung his sword at Baku. And stuck it right through Baku's chest. Baku stopped short and saw the sword in his chest.
"......Owwwie. =(" Baku groaned.
And with that, Baku exploded in a black ink of fog. Baku was then transported into the dimension that Jack flung him into with the sword. After a sudden bright light. The black fog cleared. Jack opened his eyes. Baku was gone.
"Ya did it laddie!! ^__^" The Scotsman said. "ya destroyed Aku. ^_^"
"I did it!!" Jack said "I finally did it!!"
Jack then stood up proudly and looked into the sky.
"Father." Jack said "At last, I have succeeded. I hope I have made you proud. My quest has ended. Aku has finally been destroyed. All that is left is to return to my own time. We will finally meet again and restore justice. My long quest through this wretched Aku filled world is no more. Now to return back to the past, and restore the innocence."
"That was beautiful laddie." The scotsman said happily. "Though I find it odd. Don't ya think the final battle with Aku woulda been more dignified?"
"It matters not. "Jack said calmly. "Those were obviously Aku's evil tricks. As long as Aku is gone, it's all that matters."
"Yer right." The Scotsman said. "come now. Let's go celebrate and tell everyone!! Aku is finally gone. ^_^"
"Yes, let us go. ^_^" Jack said. "I have finally done my duties. ^_^"
"Happy day. ^_^" The Scotsman said.
"Yes indeed." Jack said. "It is a happy day for all of us."
"Aye, that it is. =)" The Scotsman said.
The pair then walked proudly into the sunset. Jack felt like he finally destroyed Aku.
But back in Aku's lair, Aku was still there. He was no longer angry; but now, extremely happy. He then ommitted his chilling evil laughter.
"Hee heee, ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!" Aku laughed evilly. "YES!! It is done!!! My brother is no more; and the Samurai thinks he has won!!! HA HA HA!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Now he is off guard. It is time to strike, and rid him from this world forever!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!"
With that, Aku transported out of his lair to go get Samurai Jack.
Back in the fields, Jack and the Scotsman were still marching through victory. The Scotsman was playing a victory song through his bagpipes. Jack for once was actually glad to hear it.
"This is indeed a historic day." Jack said. "Aku is gone, and all obstacles have been removed. Nothing stands between us now."
Just then, a strange swirling portal appeared.
"Hey!!" The Scotsman yelled. "Look!!"
"A time portal!" Jack said happily. "Incredible! Defeat Aku in one day, and find my portal back in time!! My quest now has finally ended."
"Well." the Scotsman said. "I guess this is goodbye then ol' friend. =("
"Yes indeed." Jack said. "farewell my good friend. I'm sorry I couldn't stay much longer. But now, at least you are free from Aku's clutches."
"Aye." The Scotsman said. "Thank ya. I'll miss ya laddie."
"So will I." Jack said. "So will I."
The Scotsman then laid his body on Jack's shoulder and started to sob severely.
"WAAAHHHH!!!!!" The scotsman cried. "Goodbyes are so painful!"
"Indeed." Jack said. "I'm sorry, but I must go."
"Sniff..sniff." The Scotsman sniffed. "Best of luck to you laddie."
"And to yourself my friend." Jack said.
But then, a long black arm reached out of the portal and grabbed Jack. The black figure also threw Jack's sword on the ground. Jack was compeltely trapped in the black masses.
"WHAT!?????" Jack yelled.
"NO!!!!!!!" the Scotsman yelleD" WHAT IS.?"
And then, that evil laughter was heard. The evil laughter that sounded similar to Jack's ears. Jack's trapped body soon came to a sudden realization. His eyes widened in terror. He turned his head, and saw where the the evil laugh came from.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The dark figure laughed.
"No.no..NOOOO!!!!!" Jack yelled. "It's..impossible!!! You.you.."
It was none other than Aku. Who trapped Samurai Jack in his vile clutches. Jack could not move, nor was his sword with him.
"SURPRISE SAMURAI!!!!" Aku grinned wickedly. "I AM BACK!! Or.Am I!???!"
"AKU!!!" Jack yelled "How could you have returned!! I flung you into the Pit of Hate!!!"
"WRONG!!!!" Aku smiled. "You flung my BROTHER into the Pit of Hate!!"
"BROTHER!!!??!?!?" Jack yelled. "NO!!!! You.had a brother!! Then, it was HIM I SENT!!!???"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Aku smiled wickedly again. "You actually thought that idiotic thing you were fighting was me!!? HA!!!!! IGNORANT SAMURAI!!!! That was my brother BAKU!!!! You destroyed him instead of me!! That was the moment I waited to get rid of you!! I sent him to fight you, knowing that you would assume he was me. Now, that he is gone. I had the chance to strike."
"You're even lower than before!!" Jack growled. "Sacrificing your own brother over me!!!!"
"I don't care!!" Aku growled. "I hated him. He was annoying!! I actually thank you for sending him back to where he came!! Now Samurai...it is over! You are..FINISHED!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!"
The Scotsman then ran over to get Jack's sword.
"Ya filthy sod!!" the Scotsman yelled. "I'll take ya on myself!!"
"IDIOTIC SCOTSPERSON!!!" Aku yelled. (He then fired his laser eyes at the Scotsman. They missed, but the explosion from the ground flung the Scotsman back. It knocked him unconcious.
"NO!!!" Jack yelled.
"HA HA!!!!" Aku smiled. "It is futile Samurai!! Nothing can save you now! The sword, your friend; NOTHING!! Now, with my might; I will destroy you in an agonizing way!! FOOL!!!!! This is your punishment for defying me. And you will die knowing this. NO mortal no matter how powerful can defeat the all-mighty AKUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No." Jack said in a low sad voice. "I.I..failed."
Is this the true end of Samurai Jack? Has Aku finally won? And even more so.has Baku been gone completely?
"I'm right here. ^_^" Baku said.
Shhhhhhh. Baka. -__- What will happen? Don't miss out; when the conclusion to this episode of Samurai Jack will be posted soon. The Final Episode. How will Jack survive? And.is Baku truly gone?
"So laddy." The Scotsman said "You actually were SO close to Aku that ya nearly destroyed him!?"
"yes." Jack said quietly. "But many times, over and over again; he has escaped. I came so close; so VERY close. But Aku always to elude me."
"Aye." The Scotsman said "Like when ya joined those gangstas just ta get close to him; or when he used those Tricaraquins to capture ya, or even when he got yer sword that time in the graveyard, and nearly done away with ya. I've heard so many of those from ya."
"Let us not forget those other times as well." Jack said. "He even disguised himself as a woman one time just to destroy a time teleporting jewel. Or sent his dirty henchman, Demongo to try and absorb my essence. And no matter where, and how, Aku may not have beaten me, but I have never been able to fully defeat him."
"But I'm sure you'll get him laddy." The Scotsman replied. "And I know you'll find yer way back!"
"Thank you." Jack replied. "You are a good friend. But I just hope to meet Aku again. Because this time.. I will make sure he is flung back into the 'Pit of Hate' where he belongs. And then, to travel back in time, and face him again to restore peace and order to this corrupt world for the future."
"Good lad." The Scotsman said. "And ya know somethin' else; I'd like to see Aku here too!! I'd punch his butt ugly, pickle green, fire browed, dog- toothed face in!!!"
"Indeed!!" Jack said. "If Aku were here right now; we'd be able to do away with him and have no trouble reaching our goals!! If only, he would appear..now!"
And at that exact word! A bright light flashed from the sky. Both Jack and the Scotsman shielded their eyes as the bright light nearly blinded them.
"What is this!??" Jack yelled!
"I dun' know laddie!!" The Scotsman yelled. "Maybe the sun exploded or somethin'!!"
"No jokes." Jack replied. "This is serious!"
The light then faded, as a huge swirl in the sky appeared.
"GASP!!" Jack said!! "Look!! A huge swirling object in the sky!! This could be ... A portal through time!! =D"
"Dun' get too excited yet lad." The Scotsman said.
"Hmm..wait!!" Jack said. "I sense an evil presence with that portal!!"
"I smell sumthin' as well." The Scotsman said. "But it could just be me."
"No." Jack said. "I recognize that sensation."
At that moment a huge dark shadow poured out of the portal. It formed itself in an image that looked familiar to Jack, but somewhat different.
There in front of Jack stood.not aku, but Baku. Though Jack did not know it. Baku stared dimly at Jack. Jack and the Scotsman both stepped back in horror as they fixed their gaze on Baku's, simple-minded face!"
"AKU!!!!!!!" Both Jack and the Scotsman replied.
Baku then looked down, and smiled. Though not evily, but dimly like always.
"D'uh.yep, I'm Aku. ^_^" Baku said. "The Master of Miso Soup! The Deliverer of Pizza, and the Shogun of Sushi!! I'm Aku!! Not a monkey! I'm Aku. ^____^"
Jack and the Scotsman looked sternly at Baku.
"He's speaking in some strange form of communication." Jack said.
"Gotta be a trick lad." The Scotsman said. "It's like a riddle or somethin'."
"Riddle?" Baku asked dimly. "Oh yeah..riddles!! ^__^ I love riddles!! Do ya know this one!?? Why is a Crow like a writing desk?"
"AKU!!" Jack yelled "No tricks this time..you will."
"Give up!??" Baku asked stupidly. "To get to the other side!! HA HA HA HA HA!! ^___^"
"AKU!!!!!" Jack yelled "Stop your foolish trickery at once! It will not save you this time!! I have longed to meet you again so we could end it here!! And now, I have a partner with me; and you surely will be defeated!!"
"YEAH!!" The Scotsman yelled. "Time to put ya outta yer misery ya filthy black inked sod!!"
"......." Baku just stared blankly. "Ummmmm..Hey! I gotta another joke for you guys. ^_^"
"A joke!??" Jack asked impatiently. "This foolishness is..wait a second."
Jack then remembered a time when he faced a two headed worm that tricked him by using Jack. So Jack assumed that Aku (Who was actually Baku) was using the same strategy.
"So Aku!!" Jack yelled "You think jokes are going to save your.."
"What do you get when an elephant sits on your bed? ^_^" Baku dimly asked.
"No games Aku!!!" Jack yelled "We fight."
"Give up!?" Baku asked. "To keep their pants up!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! ^__^"
"This is RIDICULOUS!!!" Jack yelled. "Aku, this has to be your worst strategy yet!! To fool me into thinking that you're acting like an imbecile!! You are not dealing with children Aku!! You are dealing with."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Baku asked again.
"ENOUGH!!" Jack yelled. "Aku..I will destroy.."
"Give up?" Baku asked. "Time to get a new bed!! HA HA HA HA!! ^__^"
Back in Aku's lair, Aku was viewing his brother's progress on his mirror. He was growing very impatient. He then used his voice to be heard only through his brother's head.
"THAT IDIOT IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!" Aku yelled. "HE BETTER START FIGHTING NOW!!!!"
Aku's voice was then transmitted into Baku's head. Baku then heard the voice of his disgruntled brother.
"IDIOT!!!!" Aku yelled through Baku's head. "DON'T FORGET WHY YOU'RE HERE!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT AND BEAT THE SAMURAI!! NOT TELL IDIOTIC JOKES TO HIM!!!! GET GOING BROTHER.NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
"Ohhhh." Baku said. (Looking at the sky.) "D'uh sorry..I'm read to play game now!! ^_^"
"Hey!" The Scotsman whispered to Jack. "What's aku doin' lookin' at the sky and talking to himself like that!??"
"Do not be decieved." Jack said. "He is obviously using this as a way of toying with our minds! He's putting on this charade to make us believe that he has become ignorant."
"Du'h hey..I'm not ignorantte.." Baku replied dimly. "I'm a moron. ^_^ Now let's start playing!!"
"You mean fighting!!" Jack yelled. "Yes!! Let us begin!! And this time Aku..you will not walk away!"
"Yipee!! Playtime. ^__^" Baku yelled. "Let's start playing."
"You mean fighting." Jack said. "I mean.AKU..enough with these games!! You must be defeated!"
"Let's doooo this!!" The Sctosman snapped.
At that moment Jack and the Scotsman leaped at Baku. Baku just stood there looking blankly at them in slow motion as they were raising their swords at them.
"Heyyyyy." Baku said dimly. "They got big pointy things. Hmm.is that bad ?Wait a minute. I know. I just need to remember what Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny said. ^_^"
Baku remembered an episode of his favorite show, Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny that he had watched when he was with Aku.
In his flashback, Baku was sitting on the floor watching television in aku's lair. He was watching Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny. Aku then stormed in.
"HI KIDSS!" Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny said on the TV. (He was a short white rabbit walking upright in a pinstripe suit wearing Dexter glasses and had buck teeth.)
"Hello Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny. ^_^" Baku said.
"GERGHH!!" Aku growled. "You're not watching that IDIOTIC TRASH again ARE YOU!???"
"Yep." Baku said dimly. "Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny is our friend. ^_^"
"Remember kids. I'm Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny. ^_^" Fluffy Nutty replied on TV. "And I'm your friend. ^_^"
NOTE: Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny sounds like Roger Rabbit.
"See Aku?" Baku said. "Friend. Good. ^_^"
"THIS IS STUPID!!" Aku growled. "You're over 2,000 years old. When will you learn to act your age!??"
"Sssh..Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny's got sumthin' to say Aku. ^_^" Baku said.
"Today's lesson kids.." Mr. Fluffy NuttyBunny said. "..Is what to avoid! Avoid Pointy sharp things!! Like glass, knives, or even.swords!!"
"SWORDS!!" Aku growled. "That's the only intelligent advice that dumb rabbit has given!!"
"Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny's always right! He's smart Aku. ^_^" Baku said.
"And you are NOT!!!" Aku growled.
"So let's sing along to the 'Avoid Sharp Pointy Things Song." Mr. Fluffy Nutty said.
"Oh boy!! Sing along!!" Baku replied happily!!
"NO SINGING!!!" Aku yelled "I'm turning off this ridiculous rubbish right NOWWW!!"
Sing Along to the dumb Rabbit's song.
Avoid Sharp Pointy things
(Sung to the tune of 'Pop goes the Weasel')
When you come up to a sharp thing.
There's one thing you should know-ow!
If you wanna touch or feel it.
Just WALk away..and say no-no!!
WALK away..and say no-no!"
"Walk away and say No-No!!" HEE HEE!! ^_^" Baku smiled!
Aku then quickly turned off the TV.
"Aw gee..where'd Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny go? =(" Baku asked dimly.
"You are not going to watch that stupid show ever again!!!" Aku yelled "It only makes you more of an idiot, and only makes me more annoyed!! Now get out and go play with string or something!!!"
"Aw.okay." Baku grimaced. He then saw a sharp stallagtite hanging from the cave. "AHHHH!!! SHARP POINTY THING!! Oopp.that's right."
Baku then walked away from it and looked back at it.
"NO!! ^_^" Baku replied. "Yipee! I walked away from sharp pointy thing and said 'NO!" Just like what Mr. Fluffy Nutty said. I'm getting smart.like Mr. Fluffy Nutty. ^_^"
"You and that stupid rabbit are both the dumbest creatures on this miserable planet!!!" Aku snarled. "Now shut up and go AWAY!!!"
"Okay! ^_^" Baku said. As he walked away he saw another sharp stalgtite. "AHHH!!! NO!! ^_^"
He then saw more around Aku's cave, as they were filled with them.
"No, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no." Baku keptsaying to the sharp stallagtites."
"ArrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGGHHHH..SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled!
Flashback over. Back to where Baku and Jack and the Scotsman were.
"Hey.yeah. ^_^" Baku said.
Just as Jack and the Scotsman were about to strike Baku. Baku then stepped away. Jack and the Scotsman missed.
"D'uh..no!" Baku said.
"AKU!!" Jack yelled. "This time I won't miss!"
Jack then jumped. Baku saw Jack's sword and panicked!
"AHHH!!! Big sharp pointy thing!!!" Baku yelled.
Baku then ducked and Jack missed again.
"No!" Baku said.
The Scotsman then leaped at Baku. Baku then saw his sword.
"ACK!! Another Pointy Sharp Thing!!" Baku said.
Baku ducked again.
"No!!!" Baku said. "Du'h..Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny told me to say 'No' to sharp pointy things!! And Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny's never wrong!!"
"What? O.o" Jack asked in confusion.
"Dun' listen to him laddie." The Scotsman said. "Like ya said. It's all a trick!"
"You're right!" Jack said. "Just a trick!"
"Hey!!" Baku dimly said. "Respect Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny! He nevers tries to trick people! He's our friend. ^_^"
"This is getting stranger still." Jack said.
Back in Aku's lair, aku grew even more impatient, as he saw what his brother was doing.
"GRRRAARRGGHHH!!" Aku growled. "THAT IMBECILE OF A BROTHER IS USING THAT STUPID RABBIT SHOW AS A WEAPON!!!??? IDIOT!!!"
Aku then talked through Baku's head again!!
"MORON!!!" Aku yelled through Baku's head. "DON'T USE THAT STUPID RABIT SHOW!! TRANSFORM INTO A TERRIFYING BEAST.NOW!!!!"
"Oh..okay. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then jumped in the air and started twirling around.
"Grr.." Jack growled. "He must be dropping that idiotic bit, and is starting to transform. Now I think Aku is ready to do some real fighting."
"Aye." The Scotsman said. "Wonder what kinda beast he'll become? A scorpion? An octopus? A ram!? A dragon!??"
When Baku was done transforming he then landed on the ground. But Jack and the Scotsman couldn't see him.
"Where'd he go?" The Scotsman asked.
"Perhaps he disappeared." Jack said. "Be on your guard."
"Aye." The Scotsman said.
Just then, they heard a dimwittied sound.
"MEOW!" the sound made.
"What was that?" The Scotsman said.
"just a cat I think." Jack said.
"MEOW..again. Hee hee. ^_^" the voice said.
"That voice." Jack said. "It sounds familiar. And it's coming from down..there. O.o"
Jack and the Scotsman looked down, to see..a kittin. But the kitten was completely black, and had flaming eyebrows, Baku's face, and his long tongue.
"MEOW!. ^_^ I'm a kitty." Baku said. "And I'm gonna get yas. ^_^"
"What is THIS!???" Jack asked impatiently.
"Another dumb tactic I suppose." The Scotsman said.
Back in Akus' lair, Aku once again saw the terrible progress. With his usual annoyed expression, he began to yell again in Baku's mind.
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled into Baku's hed. "I SAID TERRIFYING BEAST!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!!"
"Okee day. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku transformed again into a terrifying beast. Actually, he failed again. He transformed into a puppy.
"BARK BARK!!" Baku said in a cute voice. "I'm a terrifyin' beast. ^_^"
"AKU...ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!!" Jack said "Transforming into innocent animals will not save yourself from my wrath!"
"But I'm a terrifying beast!" Baku said. "And I'm gonna get ya!"
Baku then leaped at Jack. Jack readied his sword. ButBaku jumped on his face, and then he started to..
"Now I got yas!!" Baku said. "I'm gonna fight ya."
Well actually, it wasn't fighting. Baku was actually licking Samurai Jack's face like a real puppy. This forced Jack tot he ground as Baku kept licking him.
"Hee hee!! Got ya. ^_^" Baku said as he kept licking Jack's face.
"ARRRRGGHHHH!!!" Jack yelled. "Aku is spreading poisonous venom all over me!!" (Jack only assumed this.)
"Hold still Laddie!" The Scotsman said. (holding a rock over Baku and Jack's face.) "I'll get him off for ya!"
Baku then saw the rock.
"uh oh! Big Smashy Hurty Thing!!!" Baku yelled.
As the Scotsman tried to crush Baku with the rock. Baku jumped off, and the rock was heading towards Jack.
"No WAIT..!!" Jack yelled.
Too late. The Scotsman nailed Jack in the face.
"GOT YA!!" The scotsman said in glee. But then he took away the rock and saw Jack's face messed up and saw no flattened Baku. "Oops!!! Sorry laddie! I thought I had him."
"It is..alright." Jack said. (he got up and brushed himself off.) "Now..where did Aku go?"
Suddenly, a fish was thrown at Jack's head. Jack, grimacing, held the fish in his hand. This fish was all black and had flaming eyebrows, as well as Baku's face!
"D'uh..I'm a shark now!!" Baku said "and I'm gonna eat ya!"
"AKU!!!!" Jack yelled "You are just a fish!"
"You no shark!!" The Scotsman yelled "Just a slimly lil' trout!"
"I'm a shark!! =(" Baku growled "And I'm gonna eat you all up. Yummy yumm!!"
the fish form of Baku then jumped in the air and tried to swallow Jack's head. But his mouth got stuck on top of it.
Jack again assumed another dirty tactic.
"AUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!" Jack yelled. "Aku is trying to absorb my brains!!!"
"I GOT HIM THIS TIME!!" The Scotsman yelled. (holding a huge log over Jack's head.)
"No NOT AGAIN.!!" Jack yelled.
"YIKES!!" Baku yelled "Another Big Hurty Smashy Thing!!!!"
Baku then jumped off, just as the Scotsman tried to smash him with the log. The Scotsman hit Jack again over the head with a log. Jack fell to the floor.
"Uh oh!" The Scotsman said. "Sorry laddie! I thought I had him."
After Jack regained conciousness, he looked at the Scotsman.
"Please." He said calmly. "I appreciate the help. But I can only destroy Aku with my sword. Do not use any other objet that might I injure me instead of him."
"Aye." The Scotsman said.
"Now..where did Aku go?" Jack asked.
"Be on the look out Lad!" The Scotsman said. "With the way you were talkin'; sounds like his dumb lil' tactics actually may work."
"I underestimated them." Jack said. "Aku is far more clever than I thought. I was lucky to avoid the venom and to have my mind in tact. Now we must use extra caution. No telling what dirty tactic he may use next. It will probably be unpredictable!"
"hey!" the dim voice cried out again.
Jack and the Scotsman then saw that a short black frog with flaming eyebrows and Baku's face was sitting on a log, just sitting there.
"A frog?" Jack asked.
"Yeah." Aku said. "I'm a Poisonous Arrow Frog. So come over and touch me!"
Jack just stared at the Baku frog. So did the Scotsman. Baku just sat there.doing absolutely nothing.
"hey." Baku asked. "You gonna touch me? Huh? C'mon! touch me! Touch me! I'm full of poisonous stuff. So touch me. ^_^"
"..No." Jack said calmly (raising his eyebrow.) "What sort of tactic is this?"
"Touch me! Touch me! Touch me! Touch meeeeee." Baku kept repeating in a sing-song voice.
"I wonda' if he thinks we're dumb enough to fall fer it?" the Scotsman asked.
"He hasn't done anything either." Jack said. "Surely he can't rely on us falling for this clearly obvious trap."
"D'uh you dun' wanna touch me huh?" Baku said. "That's cause yer a chicken. A big stinkin' chicken. Yeah, a chicken. Moo, moo, moo...Duh'. O__O...I mean Oink Oink Oink..Er..what do chickens sound like again? O___o"
Jack finally was having enough of this!!!!
"AKU!!!!!" Jack yelled "So far you've done nothing but throw childish tricks at me. None of these tactics you have done so far has worked!! FIGHT ME NOW!!!!"
"Yeah, cut the crap Aku!! "The Scotsman yelled "LET'S FIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Oh..fightin' time?" Baku asked.
"YES!!" Jack said.,
"Ooooohhhh.okay then. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then transformed into his normal self.
"Now we play' Beat the Samurai'! ^__^" Baku said happily.
"How dare you call this a game AKU!!!" Jack yelled. "Your childish pranks are useless now!!"
"Playtime!!! ^___^" Baku said.
Baku then hobbled over to Jack but then tripped.
"oopsies!!" Baku said.
"ENOUGH AKU!!!!!" Jack said. "NOW YOU DIE!!"
Jack then leaped in the air and tried to swing his sword at Baku. But then Baku jumped outta the way a slinky like summersault.
"Hey!" Baku said. "Can you do this?"
Baku then backflipped like a slinky all over the field. At the same time he was singing an annoying song.
"I'm a lil' slinky, watch me slink! ^_^" Baku sang. "Slink a dink, slink a doo, slinky a dink a dink doo. ^_^"
"What trickery is aku trying NOW!???" Jack asked impatiently.
"It's pretty useless whatever he's doing!" The Scotsman said.
In the lair of aku; Aku was banging his head against the wall.
"Stupid, Worthless, IDIOTIC, DIM WITTED, SIMPLE MINDED, MORON!!!!!!" Aku yelled. "ENOUGH!! I'VE HAD IT!! TIME TO END THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
Baku was still back flipping slinky style. But aku's voice entered his head again.
"ENOUGH BROTHER!!!!!" Aku yelled. "NOW FINISH THE GAME!! LEAP TOWARDS SAMURAI JACK AND HIT HIM!!!!!!!"
"Now?" Baku asked.
"NOW!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled. "JUST HIT HIM!!!"
"Okay. ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then stood up.
"D'uh..now I'm gonna hit you Samurai. ^_^" Baku said dimly.
"Very well then!!" Jack said sternly. "As long as your childish antics cease and we start fighting; then we will finally resolve this."
"Bring it on!!" The Scotsman said.
"Okay. Here I come!! ^_^" Baku said.
Baku then leaped towards Jack, and Jack leaped towards Baku. Baku was waving his arms around randomly like an octopus.
"Gonna hit ya. Gonna hit ya. ^_^" Baku said.
Jack then raised his sword at Baku.
"NOW AKU!!" Jack yelled "I CAST YOU BACK INTO THE PIT OF HATE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack thenr aised his sword over Baku's head.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!" Jack yelled.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ^___^" Baku yelled.
"RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!" Jack yelled.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! ^_^" Baku yelled.
"AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Jack yelled "You.ARE.MINNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
And with one mighty stroke; Jack swung his sword at Baku. And stuck it right through Baku's chest. Baku stopped short and saw the sword in his chest.
"......Owwwie. =(" Baku groaned.
And with that, Baku exploded in a black ink of fog. Baku was then transported into the dimension that Jack flung him into with the sword. After a sudden bright light. The black fog cleared. Jack opened his eyes. Baku was gone.
"Ya did it laddie!! ^__^" The Scotsman said. "ya destroyed Aku. ^_^"
"I did it!!" Jack said "I finally did it!!"
Jack then stood up proudly and looked into the sky.
"Father." Jack said "At last, I have succeeded. I hope I have made you proud. My quest has ended. Aku has finally been destroyed. All that is left is to return to my own time. We will finally meet again and restore justice. My long quest through this wretched Aku filled world is no more. Now to return back to the past, and restore the innocence."
"That was beautiful laddie." The scotsman said happily. "Though I find it odd. Don't ya think the final battle with Aku woulda been more dignified?"
"It matters not. "Jack said calmly. "Those were obviously Aku's evil tricks. As long as Aku is gone, it's all that matters."
"Yer right." The Scotsman said. "come now. Let's go celebrate and tell everyone!! Aku is finally gone. ^_^"
"Yes, let us go. ^_^" Jack said. "I have finally done my duties. ^_^"
"Happy day. ^_^" The Scotsman said.
"Yes indeed." Jack said. "It is a happy day for all of us."
"Aye, that it is. =)" The Scotsman said.
The pair then walked proudly into the sunset. Jack felt like he finally destroyed Aku.
But back in Aku's lair, Aku was still there. He was no longer angry; but now, extremely happy. He then ommitted his chilling evil laughter.
"Hee heee, ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!" Aku laughed evilly. "YES!! It is done!!! My brother is no more; and the Samurai thinks he has won!!! HA HA HA!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Now he is off guard. It is time to strike, and rid him from this world forever!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!"
With that, Aku transported out of his lair to go get Samurai Jack.
Back in the fields, Jack and the Scotsman were still marching through victory. The Scotsman was playing a victory song through his bagpipes. Jack for once was actually glad to hear it.
"This is indeed a historic day." Jack said. "Aku is gone, and all obstacles have been removed. Nothing stands between us now."
Just then, a strange swirling portal appeared.
"Hey!!" The Scotsman yelled. "Look!!"
"A time portal!" Jack said happily. "Incredible! Defeat Aku in one day, and find my portal back in time!! My quest now has finally ended."
"Well." the Scotsman said. "I guess this is goodbye then ol' friend. =("
"Yes indeed." Jack said. "farewell my good friend. I'm sorry I couldn't stay much longer. But now, at least you are free from Aku's clutches."
"Aye." The Scotsman said. "Thank ya. I'll miss ya laddie."
"So will I." Jack said. "So will I."
The Scotsman then laid his body on Jack's shoulder and started to sob severely.
"WAAAHHHH!!!!!" The scotsman cried. "Goodbyes are so painful!"
"Indeed." Jack said. "I'm sorry, but I must go."
"Sniff..sniff." The Scotsman sniffed. "Best of luck to you laddie."
"And to yourself my friend." Jack said.
But then, a long black arm reached out of the portal and grabbed Jack. The black figure also threw Jack's sword on the ground. Jack was compeltely trapped in the black masses.
"WHAT!?????" Jack yelled.
"NO!!!!!!!" the Scotsman yelleD" WHAT IS.?"
And then, that evil laughter was heard. The evil laughter that sounded similar to Jack's ears. Jack's trapped body soon came to a sudden realization. His eyes widened in terror. He turned his head, and saw where the the evil laugh came from.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The dark figure laughed.
"No.no..NOOOO!!!!!" Jack yelled. "It's..impossible!!! You.you.."
It was none other than Aku. Who trapped Samurai Jack in his vile clutches. Jack could not move, nor was his sword with him.
"SURPRISE SAMURAI!!!!" Aku grinned wickedly. "I AM BACK!! Or.Am I!???!"
"AKU!!!" Jack yelled "How could you have returned!! I flung you into the Pit of Hate!!!"
"WRONG!!!!" Aku smiled. "You flung my BROTHER into the Pit of Hate!!"
"BROTHER!!!??!?!?" Jack yelled. "NO!!!! You.had a brother!! Then, it was HIM I SENT!!!???"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Aku smiled wickedly again. "You actually thought that idiotic thing you were fighting was me!!? HA!!!!! IGNORANT SAMURAI!!!! That was my brother BAKU!!!! You destroyed him instead of me!! That was the moment I waited to get rid of you!! I sent him to fight you, knowing that you would assume he was me. Now, that he is gone. I had the chance to strike."
"You're even lower than before!!" Jack growled. "Sacrificing your own brother over me!!!!"
"I don't care!!" Aku growled. "I hated him. He was annoying!! I actually thank you for sending him back to where he came!! Now Samurai...it is over! You are..FINISHED!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!"
The Scotsman then ran over to get Jack's sword.
"Ya filthy sod!!" the Scotsman yelled. "I'll take ya on myself!!"
"IDIOTIC SCOTSPERSON!!!" Aku yelled. (He then fired his laser eyes at the Scotsman. They missed, but the explosion from the ground flung the Scotsman back. It knocked him unconcious.
"NO!!!" Jack yelled.
"HA HA!!!!" Aku smiled. "It is futile Samurai!! Nothing can save you now! The sword, your friend; NOTHING!! Now, with my might; I will destroy you in an agonizing way!! FOOL!!!!! This is your punishment for defying me. And you will die knowing this. NO mortal no matter how powerful can defeat the all-mighty AKUUUUUUUUUU!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No." Jack said in a low sad voice. "I.I..failed."
Is this the true end of Samurai Jack? Has Aku finally won? And even more so.has Baku been gone completely?
"I'm right here. ^_^" Baku said.
Shhhhhhh. Baka. -__- What will happen? Don't miss out; when the conclusion to this episode of Samurai Jack will be posted soon. The Final Episode. How will Jack survive? And.is Baku truly gone?