WILL THE REAL DUO MAXWELL PLEASE SHUT UP?

Heero: No puedo creer esto!
Aisha: creelo.. ;)
Duo: Puedo ser the real Slim Shady!!
Aisha: No, Heero va a ser Eminem esta vez...
Heero: Hn... ni en pedo. Me estas jodiendo...
Aisha: podes insultar a Duo...
Heero: Puedo???????? :)
Aisha: claro lindo! ;)
Heero: okayyyyyyyy, como diga madam
Duo: T_T por queeeee???

"Will The Real Duo Maxwell Please Shut Up?"

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Duo Maxwell please shut up?
I repeat, will the Real Duo Maxwell please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you never heard a gundam pilot before.
His fights are so bore, punk kid trying to be hard core ( Duo: you are going to hell with me!)
The fucking priest is back worse than before.(Duo: Heero is so antisocial!!)
Making us snore, whining in the gundam cockpit ( Quatre crying)

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're the god of death.
You didn't train to be a pilot, did you?
And I [laugh] did everything you idiot, without Quatre's defense you're as good as dead.

The world's had enough of the god of dead (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.(Hilde kissing Trowa)
Look at him, walking around living off Quatre's money, acting so cool, but he's really kinda stupid though.

Little bastard try to destroy me and my gundam
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who is the best, was Relena Darlian or was it's Zechs?
I'm sorry Duo, but this is gonna hurt. They both came closer than you ever will, jerk.

Your fight is on my nerves, your voice is on my nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fans than you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become a gundam pilot and never know what fighting is.

Of course they're gonna like you, of course they do.
You're the gundam version of Pikachu on "Pokemon" (Pika... pika chuuuuuuu)
You aint nothin but a piece of meat, packaged to be bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of. ( Wufei: Cut the damn braid !!!)

So you talk about dead people and the god of dead
And some day you'll stop dating dead people and date breathing guys. ( Zombie: Hey yo!)
And there's a million man just like me, that think like me, that all can see that
Duo Maxwell is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!

You're shinigami, yes you're shinigami
You sound like Britney Spears, you get quite irritating.
So won't the Real Duo Maxwell please shut up, please shut up, please shut up?

You're Shinigami, yes you're shinigami
You look like Ranma Saotome , you get quite irritating... (Ranma: hey wasssupppp!)
So won't Duo Maxwell please shut up, please shut up, please shut up

Duo: vos sos malo conmigo Heero
Heero: es solo una canción Duo, todo es culpa de la boba de Aisha
Aisha: hey vos! yo quiero a Duo, él es tan lindooooo...
Duo: pero vos lo escribiste ... T_T
Aisha: Christina Aguilera lo hizo... yo cambie unas pocas cosas...
Duo: de todas maneras sos malvada...
Heero: bue Duo, yo soy inocente
Duo: okay, entonces... dame un abrazo, un gran abrazo de oso!!!
Heero: Ni en pedo... la única cosa que voy a darte es una patada en el trasero...
Duo: Nadie quiere al lindo y bueno Dios de la Muerte!!!!

FINUSSSSSSS
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Esta es la versión en castellano, originalmente la escribi en castellano, espero que les
haya gustado y no trate de ofender a DUO. Él es mi personaje favorito!!!!!! lo adoro!!!!
pero pense que sería gracioso que Heero le dedicara una cancion ;)
MANDEN REVIEWS! quiero saber si les gusto!
Aisha