Amnesia Amigoes- Chapter SIX

Previously in 'Amnesia Amigoes': Ron re-wrote history, making himself hero of the modern world.  Harry worshipped Ron.  Draco complained about how everyone dotes over Harry a little too loudly, was overheard by Hagrid, thrown into the Whomping Willow, then the lake and finally chained up in the dungeon for dripping water in the castle.

*In the Entrance Hall*

Argus Filch was walking up to the entrance hall from the dungeons, grinning broadly. He was finally allowed to use the chains!!!!!  Today was a happy day indeed. Nothing worried him, not even the fact that Harry Potter, the boy who lived, was currently throwing mud around the place. Ron and Hermione were trying to stop him, it was all good. Nothing could possibly spoil his mood. Suddenly, music started to play...

"Do you hear that?" Ron asked Hermione, letting go off Harry's arm.  Harry swung it in a big circle, spraying mud along the walls.  He giggled loudly.

"Yeah, it's music... I think it's getting louder..." she replied, struggling to keep Harry still. And indeed it was. They looked around the hall, and saw a very peculiar sight.  Well, Ron and Hermione did.  Harry took the opportunity to smash a handful of mud into Hermione's hair.  He snickered loudly and jumped up and down.

Filch was all of a sudden wearing a tutu, complete with a diamond-set tiara on his head. He took a pose, with Ron, Hermione and even Harry staring at him. This made Ron and Hermione happy; it wasn't quite so hard to control Harry now. The music continued to grow ever louder, until...

"The hills are alive!!!! With the sound of music!!!!!" sang Filch joyously, dancing.

"With songs they have sung!!!!! For a thousand years!!!!!! The hills fill my heart!!!! With the sound of music!!!!!!" He paused with the music to perform a stunning arabesque.  "My heart wants to sing every song it hears!!!"

"Every song that it hears!" sang Hermione and Ron in perfect harmony, swaying in time with the music. (Hey, who doesn't like a good sing-a-long?)  Harry began to tap dance, spraying more mud around the hall.

At that moment, Snape appeared, wearing an outfit matching Filch's, to join in the song.  He leaped into the room, performed several pirouettes then landed with his feet in fourth position. 

"My heart wants to beat like the wings of the bird that flies from the lake to the trees!!!" he sang, leaning back and spreading his arms wide.

"To the trees!!" chorused Ron and Hermione. Harry grinned around stupidly, then jumped into a pile of the mud that 'just happened' to be in the Entrance Hall, spraying it up the legs of his trousers.

"My heart wants to sigh like the chimes that fly!!!!! From a church on a breeze!!!!" added Filch, swaying on the spot and clicking his fingers.

"To laugh like a brook as it trips and falls over stones, on it's way!!!!" belted out Snape while he waltzed with the Bloody Baron.

"On it's way!!!!" Harry joined in this time, although it wasn't quite as tuneful.

"To sing through the night!!!!!! Like a lark that is learning to pray!!!!!!" Snape and Filch sang in harmony.

"Ohhhhh I roam to the hills!!!!!" came the booming voice of Hagrid, dancing into the hall. He was also wearing a tutu, except he had opted for a crown of pretty pink roses, rather than a tiara. (After all, he is a man of nature.)  Several girls swooned.

"When my heart is lonely!!!" all three sang in perfect harmony. "I know I will hear, what I've heard before!!!!"

Ron, Hermione and Harry starting singing the backing vocals to the finale into three microphones that had just appeared out of nowhere, Harry in the centre.  A spotlight shone on them, and Ron and Harry were suddenly wearing tuxedos, Hermione an evening gown.

"Ooooooooooh, Ooooooooooooooooh!!!" they sang, Harry's mud completely forgotten.

"My heart will be blessed !!!!!! With the sound of music!!!!!!!" Snape, Filch and Hagrid sang beautifully.

"And I'll sing!!!!!" they continued, still in perfect harmony.

"Sing!!!!" came the backing vocalists, Harry's inability to carry a tune adding dissonance.

"Once!!!!!!"

"Once!!!!!!"

"More!!!!!!!" finished Hagrid, Snape and Filch.

"La! La la la!!!!" Ron and Hermione sang, shoving Harry out of the way and leaning on each other, swaying like drunken louts.

"Doo doo, yeah!" Harry finished complete with spirit fingers (a la "Bring It On"), and then applauded madly. So did the rest of the school, who had arrived just in time to hear the entire rendition of the famous song.

"Ummm... yes, well... Detention to all of you!!!!" yelled Snape, thoroughly embarrassed.  He glanced down at his tutu and, blushing fiercely, began tearing it to shreds.

"I'll get the chains!!" added Filch helpfully. Hagrid had already left, growling menacingly at anyone who approached him.

"Well, you can't say nothing interesting ever happens here!" Ron said, as he snapped his fingers and spun around in a circle, causing his clothes to change back to school robes. Harry's and Hermione's clothes also changed. Hermione merely shrugged, then she and Ron grabbed Harry and starting dragging him towards the common room.  Harry struggled valiantly, knocking over several suits of armour in the process.  Finally Ron grabbed one of the armour helmets and crashed it over Harry's head, knocking him unconscious. They were then able to drag him along the floor up to the common room quite easily.

Authors' Notes: Will there be another sing-a-long?  Will you find out about Draco's fate?  Find out next, in 'Amnesia Amigoes'!