Sun and Moon
by InsaneSnakeJig
Authoresses notes - If you haven't noticed yet, I have already written about the first ten chapters and just add the authoresses notes down as soon as I'm going to update, by the way. In the upcoming chapters there is going to be less and less of Ron and Kim together, also. Well, sit back and enjoy if it is possible to enjoy the things that I write. Hmm... *walks off to ponder about these things*
3.
Shortly after the call, the sound of helicoptors filled the air.
Ron knew what they were here for, and got up. "I'll be right back, Kim." he said, even though she obviously couldn't hear him and walked off. After a five minute walk around, he ended up outside. A helicoptor spotted and recognized him (from Wade's description) and slowly hovered infront of him. Ron knew they had to be quick before Shego heard from where the noises were coming from. A group of medical uh, people... soon went inside with a stretcher and came back with Kim lying on it. Ron went inside a helicoptor staying by Kim's side worriedly.
Pyrolite and Drakken watched the whole thing behind a rock. Pyrolite growled (with Dr. Drakken staring at her like she's an idiot) and loaded a pebble unto her sling and fired at the helicopter. "What good was that?" Drakken asked. Pyrolite was pretty much traumatized by it. She had never been so close to one before. Sometimes she saw one fly quickly past but this was big and loud.
(Inside the helicoptor - *ping* A medical guy- Dude, what was that? Pilot - I dunno. Would you like a hot pocket? Medical guy - SCHIBBI! *Inhales hot pocket*)
Noticing that she obviously couldn't leave a mark on it, Pyrolite slumped against the rock with her back against it. Drakken, on the other hand, continued to watch as Shego came into view with handcuffs. She was acting like she was fighting for her life, and he smiled.
'Pyrolite could probably rip them to peices...' he thought and looked at Pyrolite, who was poking a large beetle with a stick. "Eat the stick foolish bug. Eat. I SAID EAT GOD DAMMIT!"
Some police looked up at the rock. Immediatly about four walked over with guns as she was still trying to shove the large stick down the beetles tiny little throat. "Eat..." she growled like a crazed idiot. Drakken stabbed her with his finger, which was meant to be a poke. She looked at him and then her senses finally picked up the presence of another. "Oh, I get it!" She said with a large, goofy smile and sprang up onto the rock. Right in the police's faces, she grinned and grabbed one, knocking his head into another. The other two were quickly knocked out as she jumped unto one's shoulders, grabbed their gun and threw it at another in the head. She was still kneeling on the police so she jumped down and used a smaller rock as a trampoline to quickly bounce back. He was slammed into the rock Drakken was behind with all her weight and fell unconscious. "Heh. I love doing that." she smiled.
As fast as she could, Pyrolite piled the police on top of eachother and slowly dragged them to the helicoptor where she bounded away and a medical guy (the one who ate the hot pocket) looked at them with a confused look on his face. "Dude... why did I want to be a doctor? Freaky things... too young." He murmured and walked away. The helicoptor left after some more confused police picked the four up and threw (yes, they threw them) into the helicoptor. Once it was fully out of veiw, the two walked out from behind their hiding place. Pyrolite turned to Drakken. "Thanks! I can't beleive you actually agreed to come and see my clan! You rock!"
"Um, okay." He answered. She saw that he didn't look comfy so she tried to resort to the things he might "understand."
She smiled. "You're groovy, radical and totally tubular!"
He stared at her, very frightened. "Thanks... I think." He answered. Pyrolite took in a deep breath. She sensed that it would rain for the night so she turned to the lair. "What happens to the lairs when you're arrested?" she asked, cringing at the word of arrest. Dr. Drakken shrugged. "They are usually just left here. Sometimes stupid, pointless professors try to buy them even though it doesn't do them any good." Pyrolite nodded and headed inside just as it started to sprinkle. "I'm starving... got any good stuff to eat?" she said, folding her arms behind her head. The mad scientist rolled his eyes. "Oh no, I prefer to starve myself instead."
After Pyrolite made a huge fuss over what she was eating, she was done and was very hyper from drinking too much mountain dew. Dr. Drakken was annoyed. Very annoyed. "This stuff has too much sugar. I really don't like sugar. Oh, oh. Guess what? I have this really funny joke. Some cougar I hate told this to me. I don't get it but it's all funny-like!" she said in between laughs. Drakken was sitting at his regular desk staring at a space where the energy-thing should've been laying. He sighed as Pyrolite continued being an idiot. "Okay... You're mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said 'one at a time please!' HAH! Why would a fish say that when a fat lady steps on it? Oh, well. Here's another one... you're mama is so poor when someone dropped a cigarette she jumped out of the bushes and sang, 'clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!' Heh... too funny...." Drakken wondered if Shego had a hidden stash of drugs and Pyrolite got high. She snorted happily and eventually laughed herself to sleep. Dr. Drakken stared at her. Maybe she wasn't lying about the whole shifter thing. Even though she purposly acted like some sort of animal, who knows what kind, she was just like one even when she didn't act like it.
And she said I was a shifter, or whatever she called me. And what was that one word, Fee-no-top? No, Phenotype. Yeah, he thought. That's right. He turned on a computer on the desk, wondering if the power was still on. Strangely, it was and he went on the internet. He wondered what to type in and walked over to Pyrolite in her sleep. He poked her. "What did you say you didn't know what you were? It has to do with an animal..." he asked.
In her sleep, Pyrolite was having a dream where beetles were in lines for her to shove a stick (heh) down their throats. The one just walking up to her starting talking. "Oh my, I talking beetle!" she said. In real life, she also said that and Drakken sighed. She was stupid. The beetle in her dream then said, "What did you say you didn't know what you were? It has to do with an animal..."
"Oh, that. A phenotype!" she aloud. "How do you spell it?" The beetle/Drakken asked, to be sure it wasn't some freaky misspelled word that her clan made up. "P-H-E-N-O-T-Y-P-E." She answered and fell back again into deep sleep. Dr. Drakken knew that word. Sitting back down and going onto a random search engine, he typed in 'phenotype' and then 'shifters.' There was a HUGE selection of Links and he clicked on a site. It was called Pathwayz, and had tons of different sites from there. There were categories so Drakken chose shifters. (the others were furries and otherkin) More selections were made from clicking that, and he chose Hompages.
There were tons of these. That meant there were lots of idiots and maniacs who thought they could change into animals. Drakken picked a site and started reading from there the webmasters profile thing.
Hi! My werename is Rimrose, (My age is 21) and I am a polywere. For those who don't know, a polywere is a were or shifter that has more than one phenotype. Anyway, my three phenotypes are the Hyena, wolf and fox. How I learned that was from a long time ago. I guess I was right on time when I discovered I was a were because I was told weres usually discover their wereism around 12-14. I was only twelve. Anyway, my hobbies are drawing, writing, being with friends and various animals....
Drakken stopped reading. So there was a twenty-one year old that thinks she is a were. Or polywere for what she calls it. This was a little freaky. Over hundreds of people (from what the site had said) think they can change into animals. Still not convinced, he chose another site. From the description it said different kinds of shifts. There was mental, physical, astral, bilocation, spiritual and another shift he could not pronounce right. He chose bilocation to see the definition out of randomness, and it said this...
Bilocation - (bi-low-cay-shun) Practice of engaging in etheric (out of body) travel, while making the etheric body more solid and substantial, until it is so close to being physical that it seems so in nearly every way (such as being able to eat, leave footrpints, and seem real to the touch). Normally, this materialized body bilocation body is a carbon copy of the person's own physical body and looks exactly like the person. Any wounds received by the materialized body immediatly appear on the unconscious physical body as well.
Bilocation shifting - Using bilocation to shapeshift into animal form; like regular bilocation except that the materialized body is not a carbon copy of the human's own body. Instead it is an animal body.
Drakken's side started hurting when he read this, and then stopped when he was done. He remembered Shego saying she killed a big snake while he was working on the 'plan to take over the world.' And that was when he was really asleep. And she told him that right when he woke up, which was the same time when she killed the snake... Wait. That's wrong. I'm actually beleiving it... crikey, he thought and felt like he was being looked at. And sure enough, Pyrolite was just on the side of him smiling. "So... you finally started to see if I was lying. What the hell is that thing anyway?" she asked, patting the side of them computer motom, which caused it to fall down. Dr. Drakken tried not to attempt to kill her.
"You are the most stupid, idiotic, retarded person I have EVER met! Even more retarded than Kim! And it hurts to say that, you know..."he growled. Pyrolite was too busy stabbing the scattered remains of the motom with her sword to listen. "Okay, why not?" she said and flung a peice of metal at the wall. It bounced off and made a crackling sound.
Then to make things worse, she faced him once again with that infamous smile. "Oh, ooh, ooh, ooooh! Your mama is so fat to get her belt on she has to use a boomerang, and your mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order, and you mama is so fat..."
TBC
Authoressess notes- That was the actual definition of bilocation shifting! And Rimrose is no real person, or is 'her' site. www.pathwayz.org is actaully a real and good site though. Did you enjoy it, eh?
by InsaneSnakeJig
Authoresses notes - If you haven't noticed yet, I have already written about the first ten chapters and just add the authoresses notes down as soon as I'm going to update, by the way. In the upcoming chapters there is going to be less and less of Ron and Kim together, also. Well, sit back and enjoy if it is possible to enjoy the things that I write. Hmm... *walks off to ponder about these things*
3.
Shortly after the call, the sound of helicoptors filled the air.
Ron knew what they were here for, and got up. "I'll be right back, Kim." he said, even though she obviously couldn't hear him and walked off. After a five minute walk around, he ended up outside. A helicoptor spotted and recognized him (from Wade's description) and slowly hovered infront of him. Ron knew they had to be quick before Shego heard from where the noises were coming from. A group of medical uh, people... soon went inside with a stretcher and came back with Kim lying on it. Ron went inside a helicoptor staying by Kim's side worriedly.
Pyrolite and Drakken watched the whole thing behind a rock. Pyrolite growled (with Dr. Drakken staring at her like she's an idiot) and loaded a pebble unto her sling and fired at the helicopter. "What good was that?" Drakken asked. Pyrolite was pretty much traumatized by it. She had never been so close to one before. Sometimes she saw one fly quickly past but this was big and loud.
(Inside the helicoptor - *ping* A medical guy- Dude, what was that? Pilot - I dunno. Would you like a hot pocket? Medical guy - SCHIBBI! *Inhales hot pocket*)
Noticing that she obviously couldn't leave a mark on it, Pyrolite slumped against the rock with her back against it. Drakken, on the other hand, continued to watch as Shego came into view with handcuffs. She was acting like she was fighting for her life, and he smiled.
'Pyrolite could probably rip them to peices...' he thought and looked at Pyrolite, who was poking a large beetle with a stick. "Eat the stick foolish bug. Eat. I SAID EAT GOD DAMMIT!"
Some police looked up at the rock. Immediatly about four walked over with guns as she was still trying to shove the large stick down the beetles tiny little throat. "Eat..." she growled like a crazed idiot. Drakken stabbed her with his finger, which was meant to be a poke. She looked at him and then her senses finally picked up the presence of another. "Oh, I get it!" She said with a large, goofy smile and sprang up onto the rock. Right in the police's faces, she grinned and grabbed one, knocking his head into another. The other two were quickly knocked out as she jumped unto one's shoulders, grabbed their gun and threw it at another in the head. She was still kneeling on the police so she jumped down and used a smaller rock as a trampoline to quickly bounce back. He was slammed into the rock Drakken was behind with all her weight and fell unconscious. "Heh. I love doing that." she smiled.
As fast as she could, Pyrolite piled the police on top of eachother and slowly dragged them to the helicoptor where she bounded away and a medical guy (the one who ate the hot pocket) looked at them with a confused look on his face. "Dude... why did I want to be a doctor? Freaky things... too young." He murmured and walked away. The helicoptor left after some more confused police picked the four up and threw (yes, they threw them) into the helicoptor. Once it was fully out of veiw, the two walked out from behind their hiding place. Pyrolite turned to Drakken. "Thanks! I can't beleive you actually agreed to come and see my clan! You rock!"
"Um, okay." He answered. She saw that he didn't look comfy so she tried to resort to the things he might "understand."
She smiled. "You're groovy, radical and totally tubular!"
He stared at her, very frightened. "Thanks... I think." He answered. Pyrolite took in a deep breath. She sensed that it would rain for the night so she turned to the lair. "What happens to the lairs when you're arrested?" she asked, cringing at the word of arrest. Dr. Drakken shrugged. "They are usually just left here. Sometimes stupid, pointless professors try to buy them even though it doesn't do them any good." Pyrolite nodded and headed inside just as it started to sprinkle. "I'm starving... got any good stuff to eat?" she said, folding her arms behind her head. The mad scientist rolled his eyes. "Oh no, I prefer to starve myself instead."
After Pyrolite made a huge fuss over what she was eating, she was done and was very hyper from drinking too much mountain dew. Dr. Drakken was annoyed. Very annoyed. "This stuff has too much sugar. I really don't like sugar. Oh, oh. Guess what? I have this really funny joke. Some cougar I hate told this to me. I don't get it but it's all funny-like!" she said in between laughs. Drakken was sitting at his regular desk staring at a space where the energy-thing should've been laying. He sighed as Pyrolite continued being an idiot. "Okay... You're mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said 'one at a time please!' HAH! Why would a fish say that when a fat lady steps on it? Oh, well. Here's another one... you're mama is so poor when someone dropped a cigarette she jumped out of the bushes and sang, 'clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!' Heh... too funny...." Drakken wondered if Shego had a hidden stash of drugs and Pyrolite got high. She snorted happily and eventually laughed herself to sleep. Dr. Drakken stared at her. Maybe she wasn't lying about the whole shifter thing. Even though she purposly acted like some sort of animal, who knows what kind, she was just like one even when she didn't act like it.
And she said I was a shifter, or whatever she called me. And what was that one word, Fee-no-top? No, Phenotype. Yeah, he thought. That's right. He turned on a computer on the desk, wondering if the power was still on. Strangely, it was and he went on the internet. He wondered what to type in and walked over to Pyrolite in her sleep. He poked her. "What did you say you didn't know what you were? It has to do with an animal..." he asked.
In her sleep, Pyrolite was having a dream where beetles were in lines for her to shove a stick (heh) down their throats. The one just walking up to her starting talking. "Oh my, I talking beetle!" she said. In real life, she also said that and Drakken sighed. She was stupid. The beetle in her dream then said, "What did you say you didn't know what you were? It has to do with an animal..."
"Oh, that. A phenotype!" she aloud. "How do you spell it?" The beetle/Drakken asked, to be sure it wasn't some freaky misspelled word that her clan made up. "P-H-E-N-O-T-Y-P-E." She answered and fell back again into deep sleep. Dr. Drakken knew that word. Sitting back down and going onto a random search engine, he typed in 'phenotype' and then 'shifters.' There was a HUGE selection of Links and he clicked on a site. It was called Pathwayz, and had tons of different sites from there. There were categories so Drakken chose shifters. (the others were furries and otherkin) More selections were made from clicking that, and he chose Hompages.
There were tons of these. That meant there were lots of idiots and maniacs who thought they could change into animals. Drakken picked a site and started reading from there the webmasters profile thing.
Hi! My werename is Rimrose, (My age is 21) and I am a polywere. For those who don't know, a polywere is a were or shifter that has more than one phenotype. Anyway, my three phenotypes are the Hyena, wolf and fox. How I learned that was from a long time ago. I guess I was right on time when I discovered I was a were because I was told weres usually discover their wereism around 12-14. I was only twelve. Anyway, my hobbies are drawing, writing, being with friends and various animals....
Drakken stopped reading. So there was a twenty-one year old that thinks she is a were. Or polywere for what she calls it. This was a little freaky. Over hundreds of people (from what the site had said) think they can change into animals. Still not convinced, he chose another site. From the description it said different kinds of shifts. There was mental, physical, astral, bilocation, spiritual and another shift he could not pronounce right. He chose bilocation to see the definition out of randomness, and it said this...
Bilocation - (bi-low-cay-shun) Practice of engaging in etheric (out of body) travel, while making the etheric body more solid and substantial, until it is so close to being physical that it seems so in nearly every way (such as being able to eat, leave footrpints, and seem real to the touch). Normally, this materialized body bilocation body is a carbon copy of the person's own physical body and looks exactly like the person. Any wounds received by the materialized body immediatly appear on the unconscious physical body as well.
Bilocation shifting - Using bilocation to shapeshift into animal form; like regular bilocation except that the materialized body is not a carbon copy of the human's own body. Instead it is an animal body.
Drakken's side started hurting when he read this, and then stopped when he was done. He remembered Shego saying she killed a big snake while he was working on the 'plan to take over the world.' And that was when he was really asleep. And she told him that right when he woke up, which was the same time when she killed the snake... Wait. That's wrong. I'm actually beleiving it... crikey, he thought and felt like he was being looked at. And sure enough, Pyrolite was just on the side of him smiling. "So... you finally started to see if I was lying. What the hell is that thing anyway?" she asked, patting the side of them computer motom, which caused it to fall down. Dr. Drakken tried not to attempt to kill her.
"You are the most stupid, idiotic, retarded person I have EVER met! Even more retarded than Kim! And it hurts to say that, you know..."he growled. Pyrolite was too busy stabbing the scattered remains of the motom with her sword to listen. "Okay, why not?" she said and flung a peice of metal at the wall. It bounced off and made a crackling sound.
Then to make things worse, she faced him once again with that infamous smile. "Oh, ooh, ooh, ooooh! Your mama is so fat to get her belt on she has to use a boomerang, and your mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order, and you mama is so fat..."
TBC
Authoressess notes- That was the actual definition of bilocation shifting! And Rimrose is no real person, or is 'her' site. www.pathwayz.org is actaully a real and good site though. Did you enjoy it, eh?