One sherbet lemon too many part two.

A.N. WOW! I got loads of reviews for last chapter! Keep it up! Loads of thank-Us to everyone who reviewed! I promised you a teacher golf tournament, well, you'll just need to see if I can be bothered or hyper enough to put it in this chapter. Mwahahaha! Hehehe.

Ron, Harry and Hermione left potions class and as soon as they were round the corner burst into fits of giggles. Ron had been trying not to laugh for so long that he was laughing so hard that it hurt.

Harry (wiping tears from his eyes): Did you see his face when Dumblesdore told him about the golf tournament?

Ron: We have to see this.

Hermione: Wonder if Snape's any good at golf?

Harry: By the sounds of things, probably not. Wait a sec, can you hear something?

The three stopped to listen.

THUD THUD THUD.

Harry: It's coming from upstairs!

Ron: Don't tell me it's another basilisk!

Hermione: Come on!

They climbed staircase after staircase and the sound got louder and louder. Until they reached the sixth floor. Now it wasn't THUD, it was BOOM!!! The rhythm stayed the same all the time.

Hermione: WHAT IS THAT?

(they had to shout to be heard)

Harry: SOUNDS LIKE DANCE MUSIC!

Ron: WHAT'S THAT?

Harry: IT'S A MUGGLE THING, MUSIC YOU CAN DANCE REALLY FAST TO.

They opened the door to thier charms classroom and were almost deafened by the noise. Once they got reasonably used to the magically magnified music, they stared in horror. The seen was disturbing.

Dumbledore: COME ON MINERVA! AND ONE, AND, TWO, AND THREE AND STRETCH!

Dumbledore seemed to be teaching aerobics class with all the teachers. Snape looked furious, Lupin (who had been re-hired as DADA teacher) looked puzzled, and the other teachers looked exhausted.

Dumbledore: OKAY!

The music went off and most of the teachers fell to the floor.

Dumbledore: THAT'S THE WARM-UPS DONE! (He hadn't noticed that the music was off)

A huge groan echoed around the classroom, which was the biggest in the school and had been charmed to be even bigger.

Dumbledore: NOW, NEXT TUESDAY'S THE DAY OF THE BIG TOURNAMENT! BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO LEARN SOMETHING ELSE WHICH YOU'LL TEACH TO THE KIDDIES. THAT IS................. BREAK-DANCING!

Harry almost choked trying to fight down a fit of giggles. Hermione slapped him on the back.

The music started up again. This time, it was that song from a few years ago, I think it's called "The way it is." = Perfect break-dancing music.

Dumbledore:OKAY, AN EASY ONE!

He didn't notice the looks the teachers were giving each other.

Dumbledore: WATCH AND LEARN!

Dumbledrore jumped onto one of the tables which had been piled up at the back. He lay down on his back and attempted to spin around. Then, he flipped over (very awkwardly) into a kneeling position and attempted to spin on his head.

Harry, Ron and Hermione's laughter was drowned out by the music, but Snape noticed them.

Harry: Time to go, I think!

Snape was running towards them. That was a scary sight.

Harry elbowed the other two and they noticed Snape.

Ron: AHHHH!

They pushed the door open and fled for their lives.

Snape: COME BACK, POTTER!

Harry ignored him.

Dumbledore noticed Snape run out of the hall and said: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, KEEP PRACTISING!

He pulled out a packet of powder and a dropper from his pocket. The packet said: Instant skateboard, just add water. Dumbledore dropped a couple of drops of water into the packet which immediately turned into a Tellietubbies skateboard.

Prof. D.: Proffessor Dumbledore bye-bye!

He sped off after Snape.

Meanwhile......

Hagrid: Mmmm, this pancake really is delicious, especially with syrup.

Rosmerta: Enjoying your pancake Hagrid?

Hagrid: Yep!

Rosmerta: I just hope you brought enough money to pay for it this time.

Hagrid: Er...... :(

Rosmerta: That's what I thought.

Hagrid: I'll........ I'll give yer Fang! : )

Rosmerta: What would I want your dog for?

Hagrid: Hmmm..... I'll er..... Would ye take a banana?

Rosmerta: Okay Hagrid. I'm hungry anyway.

Hagrid: Really? O_O?

In Hogwarts......

Snape: POTTER! THINK IT'S FUNNY NOW?!

Prof. D.: SNAPE!!! GET YOUR A$$ BACK OVER HERE!

Snape stopped in his tracks and Harry, Ron and Hermione kept running.

Snape: But Proffesor sir, some kids were making fun of you! ; )

Prof D.: WHAT?! :O

Snape: It's true!

Prof. D.: Oh well, get back to break-dancing class.

Snape: But..... :o

Prof D.: NOW!

Snape: WAHHHHHHH! o

Snape ran back the way he came.

Harry Ron and Hermione ran all the way back to the common room.

Harry: D'ya think he's lost us?

Ron: Was he actually chasing us?

Harry: erm......

The embarrassing silence was interrupted by sounds of Dumbledore's unsuccessful skateboarding attempts.

Prof. D.: Dammit! Stupid skateboard turn! TURN! F---ING TURN!!!!

Hermione looked around the common room. Everyone was staring at the portrait in amazement.

Fred: Is he still hyper?

Ron: Yep.

George: WE didn't even give HIM anything!

Harry: Maybe he's drunk.

Fred: For this long?

Hermione: Fred, er..........

Fred: What?

Hermione: Never mind.

Ron: What's with the italics Fred?

Fred: What do you mean?

Harry: Um.......

Fred: Oh my god!

George: HAHHAHAHAHA! I GAVE you an italics SWEET!

Fred: Hahahahaha! I gave you a CAPS sweet!

Fred & George: DAMN!

Someone sniggers.

George: IT'S not FUNNY!

Harry: I guess we'll just have to see if he's hyper tomorrow.

A.N. Okay, so it's not as funny as the first one, but the thought of Dumbledore break-dancing is funny and nobody is to argue, okay? Please review! Any ideas? I could use some!