A/N: Okay, so I got a demand to add this chapter as a 'missing scene'. I
want to especially thank Misty, who gave me the idea for this chapter.
Faith: I'm going on your favs list? Whoohoo! I've never been on anyone's favs list!
Shauna: I dunno.things that usually get done at 3 AM are pretty sketchy..
Lomelinde: Yes! Aragorn is a jerk..and a dork!
Joanna: Aww.your poor puppy.I'll try to cut the humor down so it can get some sleep.
Goth Gypsy: Genius? I don't think that word has ever been used with me before...nice!
Musicaldreams09: yay! I'm on 2 peoples favs list.im setting a pretty high standard for all those other writers out there huh?.. hehe.I wish..
Karri: NO! DOWN WITH VIGGO!! Hehe.just kidding.I really shouldn't tease my reviewers huh?...
POV: Legolas
Hehe. This is going to be so good. I couldn't have planned this better if I had tried. Here comes 'my king' and there's his little mistress. I bet she'll want to share a loving embrace with him to tell him how she really feels. To bad that's not going to work out.
"Your late," but its ok, your only human. Hehe..it sucks to be a human.
"You look terrible." It is good to know though, that the amount of grease in your hair is great enough that even falling into a river couldn't wash it away. Very good to know. Ick. Anyways..here comes your girlfriend..good.just keep watching.. Here it comes...yes! perfect. She saw me discretely pass him the necklace. She saw him close his hand around mine..wait, why DID he do that..Okay, I just wont think about that.. It was worth it, now she will think her boyfriend is gay. Haha, yup, it definitely worked, shes not even coming over. Woah...woah. What's he doing? Why is it touching me?! Oh gee! Im so lucky! I get one of Aragorns special little shoulder squeezes! Ugh.
But at least she thinks he's gay!
POV: Aragorn
Oh goodie. First person I have to deal with is the elf. Just grand.
"Your late." Yes.yes I am. Thank you. I wasn't completely sure that falling in the river and being molested by a horse had slowed me down, but now I'm all set due to elf wisdom.
"You look terrible." Okay.I'm about 99% sure the elf just checked me out. I KNEW he swung that way! Pippin owes me 3 ales...
Well if I'm going to get checked out by a guy, I suppose I'm glad it's him. I mean he can be sorta cute at times.like when he flips his hair over his shoulder when he's mad..and the way the straps on his quiver show off his pecs.and the way- whats he doing?
A necklace.oh right.THE necklace. The one my girlfriend gave me. Because I have a girlfriend. Because I'm strait. Right. Strait. How do I thank him? A manly hug? CAN hugs be manly? I suppose a kiss on the cheek is out. Because I'm strait. Oh well.I guess he can just have a special shoulder squeeze. Aww.hes so cute when he smirks.
No.no he's not. Actually, you don't know, because you don't look at him like that. Because your strait. Right. Your strait.
Damn elves.
Final A/N: Okay, I had a lot of fun writing Elf Rant and I want to write another one, anyone have any ideas for a sequel/companion? Any other unappreciated characters? Anyone get really miffed by anything in particular? Any ideas are welcome because a pretty good bout of writers block has set in..
Faith: I'm going on your favs list? Whoohoo! I've never been on anyone's favs list!
Shauna: I dunno.things that usually get done at 3 AM are pretty sketchy..
Lomelinde: Yes! Aragorn is a jerk..and a dork!
Joanna: Aww.your poor puppy.I'll try to cut the humor down so it can get some sleep.
Goth Gypsy: Genius? I don't think that word has ever been used with me before...nice!
Musicaldreams09: yay! I'm on 2 peoples favs list.im setting a pretty high standard for all those other writers out there huh?.. hehe.I wish..
Karri: NO! DOWN WITH VIGGO!! Hehe.just kidding.I really shouldn't tease my reviewers huh?...
POV: Legolas
Hehe. This is going to be so good. I couldn't have planned this better if I had tried. Here comes 'my king' and there's his little mistress. I bet she'll want to share a loving embrace with him to tell him how she really feels. To bad that's not going to work out.
"Your late," but its ok, your only human. Hehe..it sucks to be a human.
"You look terrible." It is good to know though, that the amount of grease in your hair is great enough that even falling into a river couldn't wash it away. Very good to know. Ick. Anyways..here comes your girlfriend..good.just keep watching.. Here it comes...yes! perfect. She saw me discretely pass him the necklace. She saw him close his hand around mine..wait, why DID he do that..Okay, I just wont think about that.. It was worth it, now she will think her boyfriend is gay. Haha, yup, it definitely worked, shes not even coming over. Woah...woah. What's he doing? Why is it touching me?! Oh gee! Im so lucky! I get one of Aragorns special little shoulder squeezes! Ugh.
But at least she thinks he's gay!
POV: Aragorn
Oh goodie. First person I have to deal with is the elf. Just grand.
"Your late." Yes.yes I am. Thank you. I wasn't completely sure that falling in the river and being molested by a horse had slowed me down, but now I'm all set due to elf wisdom.
"You look terrible." Okay.I'm about 99% sure the elf just checked me out. I KNEW he swung that way! Pippin owes me 3 ales...
Well if I'm going to get checked out by a guy, I suppose I'm glad it's him. I mean he can be sorta cute at times.like when he flips his hair over his shoulder when he's mad..and the way the straps on his quiver show off his pecs.and the way- whats he doing?
A necklace.oh right.THE necklace. The one my girlfriend gave me. Because I have a girlfriend. Because I'm strait. Right. Strait. How do I thank him? A manly hug? CAN hugs be manly? I suppose a kiss on the cheek is out. Because I'm strait. Oh well.I guess he can just have a special shoulder squeeze. Aww.hes so cute when he smirks.
No.no he's not. Actually, you don't know, because you don't look at him like that. Because your strait. Right. Your strait.
Damn elves.
Final A/N: Okay, I had a lot of fun writing Elf Rant and I want to write another one, anyone have any ideas for a sequel/companion? Any other unappreciated characters? Anyone get really miffed by anything in particular? Any ideas are welcome because a pretty good bout of writers block has set in..