"Is She Worth It?" thought Aragorn-Chapter Two
Disclaimer: I own it all!! MWAHAHAHA!! Not.
A/N: R&R!! Flames will be read, laughed at, then be used to warm up my toesies.
Who loves it when Aragorn is tortured?? Me!!
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Chapter Two-TOO MUCH EDUCATION!!!/Fashion Show
Aragorn woke up in the morning to find Galadriel's maniacally laughing face in front of his. She dragged him out of bed, and sat him down on a sofa. She rolled a TV in, and popped in a video tape. The words "The Birds and the Bees" appeared on the screen. Celebrian snuck up behind Aragorn and tied him up. Images popped up on the screen, and a narrator's voice began.
"Welcome to.the Birds and the Bees." Aragorn screamed. "Ever wondered where you came from? Well, this is what your parents did to have you." Aragorn cried out and tried to close his eyes, but Galadriel held his head still, and Celebrian taped his eyes open. A film began of two people... going at it. Aragon screamed. The tape and narrator began explaining about...the thing, diseases spread by it, and all of that stuff. Two and a half hours later, the tape finished. Aragorn almost died. He also thought, Is she really worth all of this??
There stood Galadriel and Celebrian-grandmother and mother of his beloved Arwen, laughing crazily. Celebrian stuck her face right in front of his. "To marry my daughter, you must watch this tape.3 more times!" they laughed. Aragorn cringed and agreed.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Aragorn sat, exhausted from all of the screaming, on his bed. Celeborn walked into the room and grabbed Aragorn. "Come...we have a party to attend!"
Aragorn followed him out of the room into the banquet hall. There, he was surrounded by TVs they suddenly started up and showed a film, "The Facts of Life"! Celeborn stared Aragorn in the eye, who thought again that Arwen might not have been worth it. "You will watch this 17 times before you are allowed to marry my daughter!!" Aragorn started to scream.
"TOOOOOO MUCH EDUCATION, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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They finally set a day for the wedding and planned a honeymoon. The wedding would be held in Lothlorien, and the honeymoon would be spent abroad, traveling everywhere. As Arwen and Aragorn finished these plans, Frodo came rushing in, Sam chasing after him. Frodo looked highly disturbed, and Sam carried a loofah and two bars of soap.
"SAM!!! I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING A BATH BY MYSELF!!!!"
"Oh, but Mr. Frodo, these elves have the *nicest* baths! I can wash you with strawberry soap! Lemon, if you don't like strawberry!"
"IM JUST INCOMFORTABLE HAVING YOU...BATHE ME!!!!!"
"Aww, come on, Mr. Frodo! Let me scrub your feet."
"NO."
Legolas walked in. "Has anyone seen the strawberry-scented soap? It is all gone!" He was wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. Oh yeah, a few elf women were hanging on him, too. (A/N: Can you blame them?? ^_^) He was soaking. Frodo glared at Sam.
Legolas roared, "I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TAKING A BATH, I HAD ALREADY USED THE STRAWBERRY SOAP, AND THEN IT WAS JUST GONE!!!!!" Sam shuffled and whistled innocently. Arwen drooled at half-naked Leggy. Aragorn sighed. Frodo glared. Arwen drooled. Aragorn sighed. Sam shuffled...and so on. Legolas snatched the soap away and walked away, muttering about maybe having to use lime soap and how funny that would have smelled. He still wore the elf women, but thanks to one of them, no longer the towel.
Arwen and Aragorn went back to her room to look at stuff. In there, Elrond was going through Arwen's closet.
"Daddy? What. Are. You. Doing?"
Elrond held up a dress. It was sheer and glittery, a forest green. The neckling plunged almost down to her waist,, and scrunched up in the middle. The skirt part was slinky and tiny. It went maybe a quarter down her thighs, and had loose pieces of fabris floating down it, to look breezy. "Honey, I have a few things I want you to try on. Then I want to confiscate them.
A little box stuck out of his pocket. Aragorn read the letters V-I-A-G. The rest was covered by the pocket. He winced. Arwen went behind her silk sheet that separated her room (where Aragorn and Elrond were) from her dressing room. She came out, and the dress was incredibly...well, the neckline showed most of her cleavage, and it fit her body lit a second skin. The two guys drooled, and then Elrond confiscated it.
This went on for a while, and then Elrond left, satisfied. Aragorn whispered, "I didn't know you had clothes like *that*!" She grinned, and whispered, "He hasn't seen my secret stockage. Come back later...." He nodded, and left.
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At two o'clock in the morning, Aragorn snuck into her room. She was going to give him a little fashion show. He sat down with a bag of popcorn. Everyone else was sleeping.
She came out, and announced, "I will model my swimsuits first." Aragorn's eyes grew bigger and bigger every time she came out. Aragorn decided right then, that Arwen was definitely worth it. He decided that she would do a swimsuit fashion show every night for the first few weeks of the honeymoon. (Yes, they would have a LONG LONG LONG honeymoon.)
When it was all over, Aragorn clapped. Then he heard a noise. Arwen covered her scantily clad body dressed in a itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini (A/N: It was an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today. Lol, does anyone remember that song???).
Aragorn drew his sword(A/N: I have no clue why he has a SWORD with him??) and pointed it to the shadows. "Come out, or I'm coming in for you." Several sighs ensued from the darkness, and out came Legolas, Gimli, and Boromir. Legolas grinned and said, you look hotter in a speedo than I do." Boromir and Gimli wolf-whistled.
Arwen came out and put her arms around Aragorn and winked. "Lucky guy, isn't he." Aragorn grinned and stuck out his tongue. They started to kiss, rubbing it in the three guy's faces. Then things heated up, and continued to get hotter. They didn't even notice when Gimli pulled out a video camera and recorded this. They didn't stop until the next morning.
Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas had some gooooood blackmail on them. *cue evil laughs from all three- "MWAHAHAHAHA"*
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END! Wow, that chappy was crappy! Sorry, I m not hyper rite now, n sorry it took so long. Next one better, I promise! If you don't like it when things start to get..messed up like this chapter then just review that! Ok, till next time!
Disclaimer: I own it all!! MWAHAHAHA!! Not.
A/N: R&R!! Flames will be read, laughed at, then be used to warm up my toesies.
Who loves it when Aragorn is tortured?? Me!!
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Chapter Two-TOO MUCH EDUCATION!!!/Fashion Show
Aragorn woke up in the morning to find Galadriel's maniacally laughing face in front of his. She dragged him out of bed, and sat him down on a sofa. She rolled a TV in, and popped in a video tape. The words "The Birds and the Bees" appeared on the screen. Celebrian snuck up behind Aragorn and tied him up. Images popped up on the screen, and a narrator's voice began.
"Welcome to.the Birds and the Bees." Aragorn screamed. "Ever wondered where you came from? Well, this is what your parents did to have you." Aragorn cried out and tried to close his eyes, but Galadriel held his head still, and Celebrian taped his eyes open. A film began of two people... going at it. Aragon screamed. The tape and narrator began explaining about...the thing, diseases spread by it, and all of that stuff. Two and a half hours later, the tape finished. Aragorn almost died. He also thought, Is she really worth all of this??
There stood Galadriel and Celebrian-grandmother and mother of his beloved Arwen, laughing crazily. Celebrian stuck her face right in front of his. "To marry my daughter, you must watch this tape.3 more times!" they laughed. Aragorn cringed and agreed.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---
Aragorn sat, exhausted from all of the screaming, on his bed. Celeborn walked into the room and grabbed Aragorn. "Come...we have a party to attend!"
Aragorn followed him out of the room into the banquet hall. There, he was surrounded by TVs they suddenly started up and showed a film, "The Facts of Life"! Celeborn stared Aragorn in the eye, who thought again that Arwen might not have been worth it. "You will watch this 17 times before you are allowed to marry my daughter!!" Aragorn started to scream.
"TOOOOOO MUCH EDUCATION, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---
They finally set a day for the wedding and planned a honeymoon. The wedding would be held in Lothlorien, and the honeymoon would be spent abroad, traveling everywhere. As Arwen and Aragorn finished these plans, Frodo came rushing in, Sam chasing after him. Frodo looked highly disturbed, and Sam carried a loofah and two bars of soap.
"SAM!!! I AM CAPABLE OF TAKING A BATH BY MYSELF!!!!"
"Oh, but Mr. Frodo, these elves have the *nicest* baths! I can wash you with strawberry soap! Lemon, if you don't like strawberry!"
"IM JUST INCOMFORTABLE HAVING YOU...BATHE ME!!!!!"
"Aww, come on, Mr. Frodo! Let me scrub your feet."
"NO."
Legolas walked in. "Has anyone seen the strawberry-scented soap? It is all gone!" He was wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. Oh yeah, a few elf women were hanging on him, too. (A/N: Can you blame them?? ^_^) He was soaking. Frodo glared at Sam.
Legolas roared, "I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TAKING A BATH, I HAD ALREADY USED THE STRAWBERRY SOAP, AND THEN IT WAS JUST GONE!!!!!" Sam shuffled and whistled innocently. Arwen drooled at half-naked Leggy. Aragorn sighed. Frodo glared. Arwen drooled. Aragorn sighed. Sam shuffled...and so on. Legolas snatched the soap away and walked away, muttering about maybe having to use lime soap and how funny that would have smelled. He still wore the elf women, but thanks to one of them, no longer the towel.
Arwen and Aragorn went back to her room to look at stuff. In there, Elrond was going through Arwen's closet.
"Daddy? What. Are. You. Doing?"
Elrond held up a dress. It was sheer and glittery, a forest green. The neckling plunged almost down to her waist,, and scrunched up in the middle. The skirt part was slinky and tiny. It went maybe a quarter down her thighs, and had loose pieces of fabris floating down it, to look breezy. "Honey, I have a few things I want you to try on. Then I want to confiscate them.
A little box stuck out of his pocket. Aragorn read the letters V-I-A-G. The rest was covered by the pocket. He winced. Arwen went behind her silk sheet that separated her room (where Aragorn and Elrond were) from her dressing room. She came out, and the dress was incredibly...well, the neckline showed most of her cleavage, and it fit her body lit a second skin. The two guys drooled, and then Elrond confiscated it.
This went on for a while, and then Elrond left, satisfied. Aragorn whispered, "I didn't know you had clothes like *that*!" She grinned, and whispered, "He hasn't seen my secret stockage. Come back later...." He nodded, and left.
----
At two o'clock in the morning, Aragorn snuck into her room. She was going to give him a little fashion show. He sat down with a bag of popcorn. Everyone else was sleeping.
She came out, and announced, "I will model my swimsuits first." Aragorn's eyes grew bigger and bigger every time she came out. Aragorn decided right then, that Arwen was definitely worth it. He decided that she would do a swimsuit fashion show every night for the first few weeks of the honeymoon. (Yes, they would have a LONG LONG LONG honeymoon.)
When it was all over, Aragorn clapped. Then he heard a noise. Arwen covered her scantily clad body dressed in a itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini (A/N: It was an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today. Lol, does anyone remember that song???).
Aragorn drew his sword(A/N: I have no clue why he has a SWORD with him??) and pointed it to the shadows. "Come out, or I'm coming in for you." Several sighs ensued from the darkness, and out came Legolas, Gimli, and Boromir. Legolas grinned and said, you look hotter in a speedo than I do." Boromir and Gimli wolf-whistled.
Arwen came out and put her arms around Aragorn and winked. "Lucky guy, isn't he." Aragorn grinned and stuck out his tongue. They started to kiss, rubbing it in the three guy's faces. Then things heated up, and continued to get hotter. They didn't even notice when Gimli pulled out a video camera and recorded this. They didn't stop until the next morning.
Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas had some gooooood blackmail on them. *cue evil laughs from all three- "MWAHAHAHAHA"*
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END! Wow, that chappy was crappy! Sorry, I m not hyper rite now, n sorry it took so long. Next one better, I promise! If you don't like it when things start to get..messed up like this chapter then just review that! Ok, till next time!