Is She Worth It? thought Aragorn-chapter 4
Disclaimer: Gag. Go...go back and see the others...
AN: Ok, so I'm not going to go to the honeymoon yet. Please enjoi! R&R!! Flames will be doused with a considerable amount of whipped cream and nuts. Also, I am adding some POVs in, and if noone is specified, then it is 3rd person. TY!
Haha, I got a little of Boy Meets World in ther, some Big Fat Greek Wedding, and a lot of the video tape!
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Chapter Four: *Guaranteed to be eventful*
Well, Aragorn and Arwen were going to just ride off to their honeymoon, but the horse overheated. So they went back to let a mechanic work its magic, and enjoy the ceremony.
When they entered the hall, a distraught Merry rushed behind Aragorn and hid. "Save me! Save me! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shrieked. Eowyn chased Merry and picked him up.
"Oh, my little love, I don't think you saw me..." Merry was dragged away kicking and screaming, to the dance floor.
Aragorn and Arwen had a good time at the reception, excluding when Merry tried to commit suicide to get away from Eowyn, Sam declared outright love to Frodo (causing a divorce between Sam and Rosie), and Gimli kissed another dwarf. They couldn't tell if it was male or female.
--POV ARAGORN-
Finally, the reception is over. The horse hasn't been fixed as of yet, so Arwen and I will have to spend the night. Oh well, we're married. This is our wedding night. *Guaranteed to be eventful* So anyways, I went to take a bath after Arwen.
When I came out, Arwen lay in our bed, bedsheets covering under her arms. She smiled and said, "Is this what you wanted?" I looked under the sheets...WHOOH!
"Oh yea babi!! I cried, took off my clothes, and dove under." 5 and a half seconds later, our bed, with us in it, was being carried out of the room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok, so it turns out that room was to be moved. So we got the wrong room. When we got to the right room, a small cobwebby one with one twin sized bed in it, we were not happy. Anyways, so we got back in bed and fell asleep, too exhausted to try anything. ---
The next morning they woke up, with Galadriel ringing a bell over their heads. "RISE AND SHINE LOVEY DOVES!!!!!" She cried, pulling them out of bed. "CELEBRIAN IS MAKIN BREAKFAST, AND YOU TWO ARE LEAVING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON!"
They were hurried out the door, still yawning. When they were shoved out of Rivendell, they were still have asleep. They mounted their horse (already saddled up and packed) and it started clip-clopping down the road. Frodo came trotting up alongside them after a while, when they were awake.
FRODO: Oy! I'm coming too!
ARAGORN: No you're not.
FRODO: Yes I am! You can't leave me when youre going adventurisingnesssabobaringadoodleding!!
ARWEN: No. This isn't an adventure
FRODO: Uh huh! Elrond said, 'leave those two be. They are facing a difficult adventure.'
Arwen and Aragorn flushed at this remark by their father.
"Hey! We're coming too!" Merry, Pippin, and Sam rushed up behind them. Legolas, Boromir, Gimli, and Gandalf shortly joined them, Legolas, Gimil, and Boromir brining dates. Eowyn joined them-no, not them, MERRY.
(cue dramatic music)
EOWYN: Oh, beloved, I think you forgot that I would simply pine without you!
Merry mouths 'I came to get away from her'.
Ellandan and Elrohir soon joined up. They were offered delicious yummy dates by Leggy Boromir and Gimli (yes, the fruit type of date, lol!) they politely refused, informing them that they would be gone in a few minutes. They motioned to talk to Aragon privately.
ELLANDAN: Look, my sister is happier than ever. You're a lucky guy,
ARAGORN: Yea, I gues-
ELROHIR: Hurt her and I'll murder you and make it look like an accident.
ARAGORN: *Eyes the size of plates*
ELLANDAN: Haha, that was a joke, haha? Funny, right?
ARAGORN: Hehe...Yeah I kinda thought you guy-
ELROHIR: Haha, No but what s funny is I've got my bow. And I'm gonna shoot you (pause to see Aragorn's face) HAHA! Got you again!
ARAGORN: Hehe, gotme, yeah you guys got me-
ELLANDAN: NO. Seriously we'll kill you. Now go back and make her happy.
Aragorn left and went back to Arwen. Ellandan and Elrohir did the I've got my eye on you thing with their fingers, and left.
END FOR NOW!
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Haha, the Fellowship of the Honeymoon!
Review!!!
Disclaimer: Gag. Go...go back and see the others...
AN: Ok, so I'm not going to go to the honeymoon yet. Please enjoi! R&R!! Flames will be doused with a considerable amount of whipped cream and nuts. Also, I am adding some POVs in, and if noone is specified, then it is 3rd person. TY!
Haha, I got a little of Boy Meets World in ther, some Big Fat Greek Wedding, and a lot of the video tape!
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Chapter Four: *Guaranteed to be eventful*
Well, Aragorn and Arwen were going to just ride off to their honeymoon, but the horse overheated. So they went back to let a mechanic work its magic, and enjoy the ceremony.
When they entered the hall, a distraught Merry rushed behind Aragorn and hid. "Save me! Save me! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shrieked. Eowyn chased Merry and picked him up.
"Oh, my little love, I don't think you saw me..." Merry was dragged away kicking and screaming, to the dance floor.
Aragorn and Arwen had a good time at the reception, excluding when Merry tried to commit suicide to get away from Eowyn, Sam declared outright love to Frodo (causing a divorce between Sam and Rosie), and Gimli kissed another dwarf. They couldn't tell if it was male or female.
--POV ARAGORN-
Finally, the reception is over. The horse hasn't been fixed as of yet, so Arwen and I will have to spend the night. Oh well, we're married. This is our wedding night. *Guaranteed to be eventful* So anyways, I went to take a bath after Arwen.
When I came out, Arwen lay in our bed, bedsheets covering under her arms. She smiled and said, "Is this what you wanted?" I looked under the sheets...WHOOH!
"Oh yea babi!! I cried, took off my clothes, and dove under." 5 and a half seconds later, our bed, with us in it, was being carried out of the room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok, so it turns out that room was to be moved. So we got the wrong room. When we got to the right room, a small cobwebby one with one twin sized bed in it, we were not happy. Anyways, so we got back in bed and fell asleep, too exhausted to try anything. ---
The next morning they woke up, with Galadriel ringing a bell over their heads. "RISE AND SHINE LOVEY DOVES!!!!!" She cried, pulling them out of bed. "CELEBRIAN IS MAKIN BREAKFAST, AND YOU TWO ARE LEAVING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON!"
They were hurried out the door, still yawning. When they were shoved out of Rivendell, they were still have asleep. They mounted their horse (already saddled up and packed) and it started clip-clopping down the road. Frodo came trotting up alongside them after a while, when they were awake.
FRODO: Oy! I'm coming too!
ARAGORN: No you're not.
FRODO: Yes I am! You can't leave me when youre going adventurisingnesssabobaringadoodleding!!
ARWEN: No. This isn't an adventure
FRODO: Uh huh! Elrond said, 'leave those two be. They are facing a difficult adventure.'
Arwen and Aragorn flushed at this remark by their father.
"Hey! We're coming too!" Merry, Pippin, and Sam rushed up behind them. Legolas, Boromir, Gimli, and Gandalf shortly joined them, Legolas, Gimil, and Boromir brining dates. Eowyn joined them-no, not them, MERRY.
(cue dramatic music)
EOWYN: Oh, beloved, I think you forgot that I would simply pine without you!
Merry mouths 'I came to get away from her'.
Ellandan and Elrohir soon joined up. They were offered delicious yummy dates by Leggy Boromir and Gimli (yes, the fruit type of date, lol!) they politely refused, informing them that they would be gone in a few minutes. They motioned to talk to Aragon privately.
ELLANDAN: Look, my sister is happier than ever. You're a lucky guy,
ARAGORN: Yea, I gues-
ELROHIR: Hurt her and I'll murder you and make it look like an accident.
ARAGORN: *Eyes the size of plates*
ELLANDAN: Haha, that was a joke, haha? Funny, right?
ARAGORN: Hehe...Yeah I kinda thought you guy-
ELROHIR: Haha, No but what s funny is I've got my bow. And I'm gonna shoot you (pause to see Aragorn's face) HAHA! Got you again!
ARAGORN: Hehe, gotme, yeah you guys got me-
ELLANDAN: NO. Seriously we'll kill you. Now go back and make her happy.
Aragorn left and went back to Arwen. Ellandan and Elrohir did the I've got my eye on you thing with their fingers, and left.
END FOR NOW!
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Haha, the Fellowship of the Honeymoon!
Review!!!