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Chapter 2:To the Burrow!
Harry ran out into the living room, and his mouth dropped in surprise. Although
Sirius was dressed normally, Dumbledore was wearing a pink jester's hat.
"Um...Dumbledore, why are you wearing that?"
"What? Oh, this....",he said slightly red and he took off the hat and severed it.
"Never mind the hat, Harry. We are hear to take you to the Weasley's, as you
already know. Come."
"Just one question. Why did you think I'd be better off here?" Harry asked.
"Well, for one, you be near Figg, a witch, if you don't know. There was anoth-
er reason, though. Dudley would protect you."
"Dudley, sir?" repeated Harry, sure Dumbledore had made a mistake.
"Yes, Dudley. It was hoped, that Dudey's ass would be so large that it would
take Voldemort several years to reach the other side, by which time Ministry
wizards would have gotten him, or Dudley have stepped on him. But they s--
eem to be avoiding you, terrified. So we must take you to the Weasley's."
This made sense to Harry. It probably would have taken Voldemort years to
get around Dudley, and since his foot was big enough to smash Big Ben, an-
yone, even Voldemort, who found themselves under Dudley's foot would die.
"Well, we must be off, Harry. Take some Floo Powder."Sirius broke in.
Harry took some powder, threw in the fireplace closed his eyes, shouted "The
Burrow" and was off.
* * *
"Hello, Harry,"said Mrs.Weasley, who was serving some crappy-looking crap
to Charlie,"Ron and Hermione are upstairs in the New Room."
Harry went upstairs and suddenly heard "Accio dude who just came up!",
and was brought through the open door.
Harry's eyes fell on a big room painted orange with Cannons posters all over
it.
"Welcome to my new room, Harry."Ron said with a grin."And here's a birthday
present, early, mind you."
Harry opened the box and there was a magazine inside marked 'Quidditch W-
eekly'.
"I got you out a subscription."said Ron.
"Thanks, Ron!"replied Harry, flipping through pages of tactics, pictures, and in-
terviews.
Hermione then handed Harry her present. Ripping off the paper, Harry saw a
custom built set of Chess pieces. Taking a closer look, he saw that one side
was Gryffindor students and the other side Slytherin.
"Thanks, Hermione, now I can hit Malfoy or Snape whenever I want! Which re-
minds me, are either of you prefects?"
"Both,"said Ron,"I can't wait to scare little kids with radioactive english muffins,
that Muggle band!"
"So that's what REM means!"
* * *
Their books and belongings were packed, and they were at Platform 9 3/4,boa-
rding the Hogwarts Express. The Journey passed unusually quickly. Taking the-
ir seats in the Great Hall, they saw Dumbledore get up, wearing the pink hat ag-
ain.
"Before the Sorting, we shall introduce our new Defense Against the Dark Arts
teacher. Please give a warm Hogwarts welcome and a big Hogwarts hug to....
Who will it be? Review, or you'll never find out! Bwahahahaha!
hint-they've been mentioned in the story already!
Thank you people who reviewed the story. Enjoy!
Chapter 2:To the Burrow!
Harry ran out into the living room, and his mouth dropped in surprise. Although
Sirius was dressed normally, Dumbledore was wearing a pink jester's hat.
"Um...Dumbledore, why are you wearing that?"
"What? Oh, this....",he said slightly red and he took off the hat and severed it.
"Never mind the hat, Harry. We are hear to take you to the Weasley's, as you
already know. Come."
"Just one question. Why did you think I'd be better off here?" Harry asked.
"Well, for one, you be near Figg, a witch, if you don't know. There was anoth-
er reason, though. Dudley would protect you."
"Dudley, sir?" repeated Harry, sure Dumbledore had made a mistake.
"Yes, Dudley. It was hoped, that Dudey's ass would be so large that it would
take Voldemort several years to reach the other side, by which time Ministry
wizards would have gotten him, or Dudley have stepped on him. But they s--
eem to be avoiding you, terrified. So we must take you to the Weasley's."
This made sense to Harry. It probably would have taken Voldemort years to
get around Dudley, and since his foot was big enough to smash Big Ben, an-
yone, even Voldemort, who found themselves under Dudley's foot would die.
"Well, we must be off, Harry. Take some Floo Powder."Sirius broke in.
Harry took some powder, threw in the fireplace closed his eyes, shouted "The
Burrow" and was off.
* * *
"Hello, Harry,"said Mrs.Weasley, who was serving some crappy-looking crap
to Charlie,"Ron and Hermione are upstairs in the New Room."
Harry went upstairs and suddenly heard "Accio dude who just came up!",
and was brought through the open door.
Harry's eyes fell on a big room painted orange with Cannons posters all over
it.
"Welcome to my new room, Harry."Ron said with a grin."And here's a birthday
present, early, mind you."
Harry opened the box and there was a magazine inside marked 'Quidditch W-
eekly'.
"I got you out a subscription."said Ron.
"Thanks, Ron!"replied Harry, flipping through pages of tactics, pictures, and in-
terviews.
Hermione then handed Harry her present. Ripping off the paper, Harry saw a
custom built set of Chess pieces. Taking a closer look, he saw that one side
was Gryffindor students and the other side Slytherin.
"Thanks, Hermione, now I can hit Malfoy or Snape whenever I want! Which re-
minds me, are either of you prefects?"
"Both,"said Ron,"I can't wait to scare little kids with radioactive english muffins,
that Muggle band!"
"So that's what REM means!"
* * *
Their books and belongings were packed, and they were at Platform 9 3/4,boa-
rding the Hogwarts Express. The Journey passed unusually quickly. Taking the-
ir seats in the Great Hall, they saw Dumbledore get up, wearing the pink hat ag-
ain.
"Before the Sorting, we shall introduce our new Defense Against the Dark Arts
teacher. Please give a warm Hogwarts welcome and a big Hogwarts hug to....
Who will it be? Review, or you'll never find out! Bwahahahaha!
hint-they've been mentioned in the story already!