Is She Worth It? thought Aragorn-Chapter SEvEN

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Chapter 7: Doctor Appointments

SCENE:Arwen checking the mail at Rivendell

ARWEN: Oh! AragorN! Here's a letter for you!

ARAGORN: Hmm...Seems I need to go get a checkup. Okay. I guess Elves prolly do the checkups different, but how different can it get? *shrug*

ARWEN: Oh, and I have a checkup with...*reads*!!!!*eyes wide, gasp*the...the...the...!!!!!!

ARAGORN: ?

ARWEN: The.......GYNECOLOGIST!!!

[music: BUM...BUM....BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM}

ARAGORN: *shrug* Okay. A lot of people go see them.

ARWEN: *looks doubtful, chews fingernail*

------------ARAGORN's Appointment------------

So, I go to the Doc's waiting room. Some guy comes out, shaking. "BEWARE!!! BEWARE THE TEMPTRESSSS!" Then he stumbled out. OOOOKAY then. I go in. No big. SO I sit on that think...the thing with the roll of paper on it.

Then SHE came in.

SHE looked at me

And smiled.

SHE had long, blond hair, and a beautiful face. She wore her hair in a halfponytail, the raid hanging down. HER eyes were a deep, intense blue. Her lips, a glossy pool of perfection. She wore a long doctor's coat, unbuttoned. Under it, she wore a tight tube top and a short jeans skirt. A name tag read: ALIANE

Dr. ALIANE: Aragorn? *smile, flash teeth.*

ARAGORN: Yes *gulp*

DR.ALIANE: *tube top slips a little, baring part of breast.*

ARAGORN: *stare*

DR.ALIANE: *push up top* Ahem, yes. So, You're her for a check up. *looks him up and down with good taste* Mmm.... *eye:[glint]* Here you are. *Hands him paper robe* Put this on, I'll be right back.

Wow. That is a strange robe....But I put it on anways.

Then SHE came back.

But she looked very different. Her hair was let down, and It was wavy. She wore a midriff top with a V-neck, and her skirt was even shorter.

DR.ALIANE: BACK!

ARAGORN: ..... *swallow*

DR.ALIANE: Now let's take a looksee.

She untied the strings, and folded it halfway down, my chest exposed. Then she started to take my heartbeat.

DR. ALIANE: Normal, normal.........normal...

Then.......She removed the whole thing! I was completely naked in front of a scantily clad woman. She almost died with delight.

DR.ALIANE: Now, let's see if you are the right length. *takes out measuring tape and measures...........................................which was sticking straight up* Impressive! But........*lowers voice* how...how does it taste?

Then she started.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it felt good I tell you, good.

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When I went back to my place, Arwen asked me how it went I grinned and said fine.

Just fine.

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Oh yeah! Arwen thought he was gonna have a guy doctor! Well, apparently she doesn't have a girl doctor. HAHAHAHA! Review! Aragorn............naughty naughty!!!! ^_^ Wait for Arwen's doctor appt.................in chapter 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!