Yô! I'm back again! Thanx to all who reviewed. Now you get to find out
who the DADA teacher is!
Disclaimer:Refer to chapters 1 and 2 for disclaimers.
Chapter 3:Sorting
"...Professor :)!"
Some scattered applause followed, but mostly students trying to figure
what kind of name :) was.
"But enough jibber-jabber! Bring out the smelly-old-hat-that's-been-rott-
ing-away-in-the-school-for-billions-of-years!"Dumbledore shouted
to the hall.
McGonagall brought out a three-legged stool with the familiar hat on it.
For a few seconds the school was silent. Then...
It was a billion years ago
Right at this castle here
Four stupid fools came round the bend
Each clutching cans of beer
Now all of them, they shared a wish
And so they had a plan
In that moldy, crappy place
And Hogwarts School behan
Bold Gryffindor from Wild Moor
He always liked the brave
Sweet Hufflepuff like loyal ones
Who knew how to behave
Fair Ravenclaw, who came from glen
She really liked the clever
And Slytherin liked ambitious ones
And I have no rhymes for this line
So put me on your giant head
And please sit still, don't fight
'Cause I'm a stupid piece o' crap
And I am always right!
A wave of applause followed the song and McGonagall started calling
out names and one by one the first-years were sorted. McGonagall p-
ut away the hat, and then, the feast appeared! Everyone scarfed the
food down, and the desserts appeared! They scarfed that down and
After-Meal Snacks appeared! They scarfed it, and Dumbledore stood
up.
"I have a few announcements. In the light of the rising of Voldemort, y-
ou shall have Defense Against the Dark Arts twice a day."
The Great Hall groaned
"Yes, twice. Now where was I? Wait a minute, where am I?"A glazed
look came over Dumbledore. "You!"he pointed at Colin Creevey."GET
OUT, GRINDELWALD!"Dumbledore shouted, and bean to chase Col-
in, shooting stunning spells, which Colin was lucky enough to have m-
issed.
"Professor Dumbledore, please stop at once!"came McGonagall's voi-
ce. Instantly, Dumbledore came back to his senses and went red.
"Oh..."he said as he returned to his seat at the High Table,"As I was s-
aying, the reason we chose :) to be the teacher is because he is one
of the most powerful wizards in the world, and we will be safer in his
presence. Which brings us to our next announcement. :) is a member
of a group of the most powerful wizards in the world. They too will be
joining us. Please welcome...
For some reason, I like doing that to you. Cliffhanger! Do you know why
I do it? Because if I leave it like that, the readers like you have to review
to hear more. Reviews like this:
Evil Lady ( Signed Review ) chapter: 2 @ 07-03-2001 11:04 AM 2633365
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! radio active english muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil grins*
REVIEW! If you ask me to, I include Knor, the evil man of Bernyland!
who the DADA teacher is!
Disclaimer:Refer to chapters 1 and 2 for disclaimers.
Chapter 3:Sorting
"...Professor :)!"
Some scattered applause followed, but mostly students trying to figure
what kind of name :) was.
"But enough jibber-jabber! Bring out the smelly-old-hat-that's-been-rott-
ing-away-in-the-school-for-billions-of-years!"Dumbledore shouted
to the hall.
McGonagall brought out a three-legged stool with the familiar hat on it.
For a few seconds the school was silent. Then...
It was a billion years ago
Right at this castle here
Four stupid fools came round the bend
Each clutching cans of beer
Now all of them, they shared a wish
And so they had a plan
In that moldy, crappy place
And Hogwarts School behan
Bold Gryffindor from Wild Moor
He always liked the brave
Sweet Hufflepuff like loyal ones
Who knew how to behave
Fair Ravenclaw, who came from glen
She really liked the clever
And Slytherin liked ambitious ones
And I have no rhymes for this line
So put me on your giant head
And please sit still, don't fight
'Cause I'm a stupid piece o' crap
And I am always right!
A wave of applause followed the song and McGonagall started calling
out names and one by one the first-years were sorted. McGonagall p-
ut away the hat, and then, the feast appeared! Everyone scarfed the
food down, and the desserts appeared! They scarfed that down and
After-Meal Snacks appeared! They scarfed it, and Dumbledore stood
up.
"I have a few announcements. In the light of the rising of Voldemort, y-
ou shall have Defense Against the Dark Arts twice a day."
The Great Hall groaned
"Yes, twice. Now where was I? Wait a minute, where am I?"A glazed
look came over Dumbledore. "You!"he pointed at Colin Creevey."GET
OUT, GRINDELWALD!"Dumbledore shouted, and bean to chase Col-
in, shooting stunning spells, which Colin was lucky enough to have m-
issed.
"Professor Dumbledore, please stop at once!"came McGonagall's voi-
ce. Instantly, Dumbledore came back to his senses and went red.
"Oh..."he said as he returned to his seat at the High Table,"As I was s-
aying, the reason we chose :) to be the teacher is because he is one
of the most powerful wizards in the world, and we will be safer in his
presence. Which brings us to our next announcement. :) is a member
of a group of the most powerful wizards in the world. They too will be
joining us. Please welcome...
For some reason, I like doing that to you. Cliffhanger! Do you know why
I do it? Because if I leave it like that, the readers like you have to review
to hear more. Reviews like this:
Evil Lady ( Signed Review ) chapter: 2 @ 07-03-2001 11:04 AM 2633365
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! radio active english muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil grins*
REVIEW! If you ask me to, I include Knor, the evil man of Bernyland!