Hey! This is a new fic! Hopefully I can make it a one short! I don't really like the character Kouga. but this was inspired by a dream I had and it was really funny and my friend helped me decide to make it a fic!

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One day Kouga was walking in the forest. He saw Naraku. Naraku walked up to Kouga. "Hey Kouga! How's it going?" Naraku asked. "Hey Naraku! I'm fine, how are you?" Kouga replied. "I'm fine" Naraku answered. A random miko walked up. "KOUGA! YOU ARE NOW A CAT!" she exclaimed. Kouga then turned into a gray cat.

Kouga blinked once, twice, three times. "Look! He's kawaii!" Naraku said happily. Kouga quickly ran away.

It's now Christmas. Kouga was at Naraku's castle. Naraku was petting Kouga's gray fur. Kouga was purring. A random human passed by, and killed Naraku and Kouga. They both got reincarnated. But they were reincarnated into tomatoes, which were promptly eaten. They again died.

Inuyasha was at a bowling ally in Kagome's time. He was eating nachos with Sesshoumaru. They weren't fighting. They both got 300's in bowling. The humans in the ally didn't mind the youkai. Kouga and Naraku then appeared. They were humans. But they looked just like they used to. Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha ignored them. Kouga and Naraku left the ally, and got ran over by a car. But this time they weren't reincarnated.

Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome left the ally and went back to Feudal Japan. But on the way Kagome got ran over. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru didn't mind though.

HEY! I know I have weird dreams. But that's just me! Tell me what u think! R/R please! Thanx! Ja!