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Chapter 4:Voldemort
...The Order of the Phoenix!"
There was another tumultous wave of applause at the mention of this.
Harry looked down the table at Hermione, who was looking the Order
up in 'The Book of Magical Crap That Nobody Cares About'.
"May I introduce: Mundungus Fletcher!"Dumbledore shouted,
as Fletcher apparated by his side.
"Arabella Figg! Remus Lupin! Jonah Knor! Severus Snape! Alex Kah!
and... Sirius Black!"
A big Gasp!
* * *
Now we will check on Voldemort. He has established a castle somew-
here since his escape. No-one knows where it is, because whenever
someone gets near it a voice says "Go away,I'm not here!". Then a tro-
op of dancing Mini Voldies in Bunny pajamas come out and dance until
the vie wer is driven insane. Stupid, but it always worked. Now to see
what Voldemort himself is up to.
"Wormtail!" he screamed while thinking on his favorite throne. It was
actually plastic, but was covered with aluminum foil to make it look silv-
er.
"Yes my lord" said Wormtail.
"Get me a GI Joe! And then go get a Burger King crown! I have some
evil-"
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM!
"-as I was saying,I have evil plans. Dumbledore's mind is rotting, and it
is time to strike."
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM!
"Who keeps doing that"
Voldemortfloated up the stairs and glided into a room where he saw
Lucius Malfoy and many other Death Eaters playing with an old record
player. Next to him was an open box that said "Voldie's stuff".
"Oh, hello Voldemort,"Lucius said,"I hope you don't mind us using this
record player."
"Yes, I mind!"
But as he tried to cross over to Malfoy, he knocked over the box, revea-
ling a full collection of Barney, Sesame Street, and Teletubbies records.
"Damn it, Lucius this all your fault!"
He raised his hand a toasted half of the Death Eaters like... um... toast.
And as for, Lucius....
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Chapter 4:Voldemort
...The Order of the Phoenix!"
There was another tumultous wave of applause at the mention of this.
Harry looked down the table at Hermione, who was looking the Order
up in 'The Book of Magical Crap That Nobody Cares About'.
"May I introduce: Mundungus Fletcher!"Dumbledore shouted,
as Fletcher apparated by his side.
"Arabella Figg! Remus Lupin! Jonah Knor! Severus Snape! Alex Kah!
and... Sirius Black!"
A big Gasp!
* * *
Now we will check on Voldemort. He has established a castle somew-
here since his escape. No-one knows where it is, because whenever
someone gets near it a voice says "Go away,I'm not here!". Then a tro-
op of dancing Mini Voldies in Bunny pajamas come out and dance until
the vie wer is driven insane. Stupid, but it always worked. Now to see
what Voldemort himself is up to.
"Wormtail!" he screamed while thinking on his favorite throne. It was
actually plastic, but was covered with aluminum foil to make it look silv-
er.
"Yes my lord" said Wormtail.
"Get me a GI Joe! And then go get a Burger King crown! I have some
evil-"
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM!
"-as I was saying,I have evil plans. Dumbledore's mind is rotting, and it
is time to strike."
DUM-DA-DUM-DUM!
"Who keeps doing that"
Voldemortfloated up the stairs and glided into a room where he saw
Lucius Malfoy and many other Death Eaters playing with an old record
player. Next to him was an open box that said "Voldie's stuff".
"Oh, hello Voldemort,"Lucius said,"I hope you don't mind us using this
record player."
"Yes, I mind!"
But as he tried to cross over to Malfoy, he knocked over the box, revea-
ling a full collection of Barney, Sesame Street, and Teletubbies records.
"Damn it, Lucius this all your fault!"
He raised his hand a toasted half of the Death Eaters like... um... toast.
And as for, Lucius....
Haha. I have done it. Keep on reviewing. and don't send me a dumb review
like this-
iriifm chapter: 2 @ 07-06-2001 09:27 PM 2687833
dhgkmnmdmmfhbnmgmnmh;;fh