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Chapter: Why You Shouldn't Drink Coffee
...the room, the exact way it should be. Except for a cookie on Ron's
bed that said 'To the reviewers of the story'. Harry picked up his bag
and books and rushed downstairs to the dank, smelly dungeon.
Snape began,"Hello Mr.Pot-"and belched, rather loudly.
"-ter. Take a braaaaaaaaaap seat over next to boooooooorp Goyle."
Harry did this and noticed that Goyle had grown about twice as high
as him and smelled of fish and coffee. Speaking of which, his eyes
were spinning around extremely fast in their sockets and he was
saying,"Coffee, coffee, coffee," under his breath.
"Goyle, are you ok?" said Harry, out of curiousity.
"I'm good to the last drop, Harry."replied Goyle, pounding a nail into
the table with his little finger.
"I think you should consider decaf."
"Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee!"
"Now class,"yelled Snape, breaking into everyones' thoughts,"we
will be helping the good Professor by making a Deflating Draft bec-
ause of a little *incident* I had over the summer. Turn to page 8 of
of the book in your desk. The ingredients are also in the desk. And
make it quick!"
Harry got out the book, but Goyle grabbed it and threw it into Neville's
cauldron. The cauldron melted and twisted into a blob that looked
like a dinosaur.
Goyle then took out his supplies. A bag labeled 'coffee beans', a mug
with a picture of itself on it, a picture of Juan Valdez, some cocaine
to calm him down, a jug of water, a barrel of milk and Sweet & Low.
He threw the water in the cauldron and lit the fire high. While waiting
for it to boil he put the beans in his mouth and grinded them with his
teeth, then tossed them in."Espresso!" he screamed.
Snape eventually came around, and tasted some. His face contorted
and he spit it out.
"What is this?!"
"Espresso!"replied Goyle, before lifting the cauldron to his mouth and
draining it.
"Juan Valdez, here I come!"he said to the wall and ran through it and
disappeared over the horizon.
Snape got up off the floor, because he was run over, and looked at
Harry.
"Just go to your next class everyone. Potter, see me after dinner tonight."
Harry took a last glance at the whole in the wall and went off to face the
next class....
Review, and I'll give you a REAL cookie
be sitting on my ass.
Chapter: Why You Shouldn't Drink Coffee
...the room, the exact way it should be. Except for a cookie on Ron's
bed that said 'To the reviewers of the story'. Harry picked up his bag
and books and rushed downstairs to the dank, smelly dungeon.
Snape began,"Hello Mr.Pot-"and belched, rather loudly.
"-ter. Take a braaaaaaaaaap seat over next to boooooooorp Goyle."
Harry did this and noticed that Goyle had grown about twice as high
as him and smelled of fish and coffee. Speaking of which, his eyes
were spinning around extremely fast in their sockets and he was
saying,"Coffee, coffee, coffee," under his breath.
"Goyle, are you ok?" said Harry, out of curiousity.
"I'm good to the last drop, Harry."replied Goyle, pounding a nail into
the table with his little finger.
"I think you should consider decaf."
"Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee!"
"Now class,"yelled Snape, breaking into everyones' thoughts,"we
will be helping the good Professor by making a Deflating Draft bec-
ause of a little *incident* I had over the summer. Turn to page 8 of
of the book in your desk. The ingredients are also in the desk. And
make it quick!"
Harry got out the book, but Goyle grabbed it and threw it into Neville's
cauldron. The cauldron melted and twisted into a blob that looked
like a dinosaur.
Goyle then took out his supplies. A bag labeled 'coffee beans', a mug
with a picture of itself on it, a picture of Juan Valdez, some cocaine
to calm him down, a jug of water, a barrel of milk and Sweet & Low.
He threw the water in the cauldron and lit the fire high. While waiting
for it to boil he put the beans in his mouth and grinded them with his
teeth, then tossed them in."Espresso!" he screamed.
Snape eventually came around, and tasted some. His face contorted
and he spit it out.
"What is this?!"
"Espresso!"replied Goyle, before lifting the cauldron to his mouth and
draining it.
"Juan Valdez, here I come!"he said to the wall and ran through it and
disappeared over the horizon.
Snape got up off the floor, because he was run over, and looked at
Harry.
"Just go to your next class everyone. Potter, see me after dinner tonight."
Harry took a last glance at the whole in the wall and went off to face the
next class....
Review, and I'll give you a REAL cookie