Crash and Burn Part 5
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NoV: Welcome to part 5!
Xander: Yay!
NoV: I think I may add Angel into this some-
Buffy: Angel?? Did you say Angel?? Not that I care..
NoV: -.-0
Willow: I think it's all very sweet...you could add Tara, too-
Oz: No.
Willow: But-
Oz: NO.
Willow: (pout)
Giles: As much as I really do love to sit here and do absolutely nothing, I need to go.
NoV: Fine. Go back to your stupid liberry.
Giles: It's liBRARY.
NoV: :P
Giles: Leaving. (exits)
NoV: So, if anyone has an idea as to how I can add Angel into the story- line, do tell.
Buffy: Yes, please! Prettiest of please with sugar and cream and milk and cheese and bananas and ham and crackers and pie!!
Xander: Class, does anyone know what the word 'obsession' means?
Oz: Ooh. Pick me.
NoV: Oz, you're such a girl.
Willow: Oz isn't a girl!
Spike: Yes he is.
Buffy: ...slight contradiction.
NoV: Oyyyy...
Xelloss: (appears right behind Willow, who is still sewing) Konnichi-wa, mina-desu!
Willow: AAAAHH!!! (stabs him with the sewing needle)
Xelloss: (keels over) Ahhh...that felt wonderful.
Minna: ...
NoV: Xelloss is a masochist.
Xander: He's a WHAT??
NoV: MASOCHIST. (gets out a dictionary) "One who enjoys or greatly indulges in harming oneself or others."
Xelloss: Masochism. Altho, I'm sure whatever my sweet lil Xan-Xan was thinking of is one of my qualities, as well.
Spike: So, what are you? A fruitcake or something?
Xander: Hee. Fruitcake.
Xelloss: Yes, yes, yes. That's exactly what everyone calls me. ^_^
Buffy: Soo...in your 'preferences'...
Xelloss: ^_^
NoV: Xelloss doesn't think romantically.
Minna: Phew. (wipe sweat from their foreheads)
Xelloss: I am the Great Enigma!
NoV: On with the ficcie.
Xelloss: ON WITH THE FICCIE!! (sits beside Buffy) I bet it'll be scary. Hold me, my sweet-
SMACK!!
Xelloss: That felt really good...ahh..do it again!
**
Buffy wasn't about to let the possessed Oz go on a rampage across Sunnydale.
"I'm not about to let possessed-Oz go on a rampage across Sunnydale!" she exclaimed. "We've got to figure a way to stop him."
"Without hurting him," Willow added.
Buffy sighed. "Yes, without hurting him."
"We could un-possess him," Xander proclaimed, digging out some bandages from a drawer. "I mean, you know, obviously."
"Oh, really?" the Slayer wondered, raising an eyebrow. "And, just HOW do you propose we do that, Sherlock?"
"I really wish I knew."
-.-0
**
Spike hurried through the town, not sure what he was supposed to be doing, or looking for or whatever.
He paused at a corner, sighing. "This was a stupid idea," he told himself. "It was only a dream, after all."
Screams from about a block away seemed to tell him otherwise.
Pushing away from the corner, he zipped toward the terrified screams.
**
So, my little humans, frightened, are you? You should be. Although, you are the lucky ones. You will not have to witness the end of the world.
I rip and tear through flesh with my canine teeth and claws. I seemed to have struck gold with this body.
I could smell their fear. I could taste it. It was sugary goodness to my tastebuds. I could hear them shivering and crying. I could see them hidden in the shadows. I could feel them tremor through the earth as they ran from me.
No one could stop me now.
**
"Let's go!" Buffy exclaimed. "We're getting nowhere by just sitting around doing nothing. Innocent people could be hurt!"
"That is a very intelligent accusation," a voice said. The three looked to the window. There, sitting with her legs crossed was a sunny-haired angel. "I am The Prophecy," she said, placing a hand up to her throat. "The end of the world is coming. And you are going to help me."
"What do you mean, 'the end of the world is coming'?" Willow asked, her eyes widening.
The Prophecy lifted her gaze to the red-haired girl. "The end of the world is coming."
"Yeah," Xander said, sarcastically. "You said that."
"You know, I'm very glad that you're in touch with your apocalyptic side," Buffy commented, backing out the door, "but we have a town to save. I'm sure you understand." She made a motion for Willow and Xander to follow her.
"Fools," The Prophecy scoffed. "I shall help you all to see. You WILL help me."
She threw her hands up and lights spewed around the room and spun around.
Xander, Buffy, and Willow felt dizzy, and then saw the ground coming towards them.
**
NoV: End of part five. ^_^
Oz: Whoop-dee-doo.
Spike: Ditto.
Buffy: So, this The Prophecy person? Is she like..bad or good?
NoV: Now THAT-
Xelloss: IS a secret!
NoV: Exactly.
Willow: I knitted you a fur coat, Oz. ^.^
Oz: Why, thank-you. It's..lovely. (looks at the coat that is a hundred times too big for him)
NoV: Ohhhh-kay, next time in the corner, we're having the Slayers.
Spike: Sans Amelia.
Nov: Yes, sans Amelia. Probably with Phibby.
Xelloss: Phibby!!!
NoV: Til next time!
**
NoV: Welcome to part 5!
Xander: Yay!
NoV: I think I may add Angel into this some-
Buffy: Angel?? Did you say Angel?? Not that I care..
NoV: -.-0
Willow: I think it's all very sweet...you could add Tara, too-
Oz: No.
Willow: But-
Oz: NO.
Willow: (pout)
Giles: As much as I really do love to sit here and do absolutely nothing, I need to go.
NoV: Fine. Go back to your stupid liberry.
Giles: It's liBRARY.
NoV: :P
Giles: Leaving. (exits)
NoV: So, if anyone has an idea as to how I can add Angel into the story- line, do tell.
Buffy: Yes, please! Prettiest of please with sugar and cream and milk and cheese and bananas and ham and crackers and pie!!
Xander: Class, does anyone know what the word 'obsession' means?
Oz: Ooh. Pick me.
NoV: Oz, you're such a girl.
Willow: Oz isn't a girl!
Spike: Yes he is.
Buffy: ...slight contradiction.
NoV: Oyyyy...
Xelloss: (appears right behind Willow, who is still sewing) Konnichi-wa, mina-desu!
Willow: AAAAHH!!! (stabs him with the sewing needle)
Xelloss: (keels over) Ahhh...that felt wonderful.
Minna: ...
NoV: Xelloss is a masochist.
Xander: He's a WHAT??
NoV: MASOCHIST. (gets out a dictionary) "One who enjoys or greatly indulges in harming oneself or others."
Xelloss: Masochism. Altho, I'm sure whatever my sweet lil Xan-Xan was thinking of is one of my qualities, as well.
Spike: So, what are you? A fruitcake or something?
Xander: Hee. Fruitcake.
Xelloss: Yes, yes, yes. That's exactly what everyone calls me. ^_^
Buffy: Soo...in your 'preferences'...
Xelloss: ^_^
NoV: Xelloss doesn't think romantically.
Minna: Phew. (wipe sweat from their foreheads)
Xelloss: I am the Great Enigma!
NoV: On with the ficcie.
Xelloss: ON WITH THE FICCIE!! (sits beside Buffy) I bet it'll be scary. Hold me, my sweet-
SMACK!!
Xelloss: That felt really good...ahh..do it again!
**
Buffy wasn't about to let the possessed Oz go on a rampage across Sunnydale.
"I'm not about to let possessed-Oz go on a rampage across Sunnydale!" she exclaimed. "We've got to figure a way to stop him."
"Without hurting him," Willow added.
Buffy sighed. "Yes, without hurting him."
"We could un-possess him," Xander proclaimed, digging out some bandages from a drawer. "I mean, you know, obviously."
"Oh, really?" the Slayer wondered, raising an eyebrow. "And, just HOW do you propose we do that, Sherlock?"
"I really wish I knew."
-.-0
**
Spike hurried through the town, not sure what he was supposed to be doing, or looking for or whatever.
He paused at a corner, sighing. "This was a stupid idea," he told himself. "It was only a dream, after all."
Screams from about a block away seemed to tell him otherwise.
Pushing away from the corner, he zipped toward the terrified screams.
**
So, my little humans, frightened, are you? You should be. Although, you are the lucky ones. You will not have to witness the end of the world.
I rip and tear through flesh with my canine teeth and claws. I seemed to have struck gold with this body.
I could smell their fear. I could taste it. It was sugary goodness to my tastebuds. I could hear them shivering and crying. I could see them hidden in the shadows. I could feel them tremor through the earth as they ran from me.
No one could stop me now.
**
"Let's go!" Buffy exclaimed. "We're getting nowhere by just sitting around doing nothing. Innocent people could be hurt!"
"That is a very intelligent accusation," a voice said. The three looked to the window. There, sitting with her legs crossed was a sunny-haired angel. "I am The Prophecy," she said, placing a hand up to her throat. "The end of the world is coming. And you are going to help me."
"What do you mean, 'the end of the world is coming'?" Willow asked, her eyes widening.
The Prophecy lifted her gaze to the red-haired girl. "The end of the world is coming."
"Yeah," Xander said, sarcastically. "You said that."
"You know, I'm very glad that you're in touch with your apocalyptic side," Buffy commented, backing out the door, "but we have a town to save. I'm sure you understand." She made a motion for Willow and Xander to follow her.
"Fools," The Prophecy scoffed. "I shall help you all to see. You WILL help me."
She threw her hands up and lights spewed around the room and spun around.
Xander, Buffy, and Willow felt dizzy, and then saw the ground coming towards them.
**
NoV: End of part five. ^_^
Oz: Whoop-dee-doo.
Spike: Ditto.
Buffy: So, this The Prophecy person? Is she like..bad or good?
NoV: Now THAT-
Xelloss: IS a secret!
NoV: Exactly.
Willow: I knitted you a fur coat, Oz. ^.^
Oz: Why, thank-you. It's..lovely. (looks at the coat that is a hundred times too big for him)
NoV: Ohhhh-kay, next time in the corner, we're having the Slayers.
Spike: Sans Amelia.
Nov: Yes, sans Amelia. Probably with Phibby.
Xelloss: Phibby!!!
NoV: Til next time!