Starcraft Parody Chapter 2
Monty: Okay everyone, this is the second chapter that I am revising to make better. Are you all happy now, I'm tired of doing this over again!
Alex: I'm happy.
Monty: ALEX SHUT YOUR GOD DAMMED MOUTH!!!!
(Where we last left the story, Jim was about to get off being high by seeing the men taking a shower. It is been five minutes and...)
Jim: Dude... the medics sure have been uhhh... trying new things these days... *hurl*
Magistrate: Yeah, they seem to like being individual. So, are you still high?
Jim: I was high? I thought I was stoned, what's the difference?
Magistrate: *to himself* the fact we haven't hit you yet... (As in throw stones at him, hence "stoned")
Jim: What was that?
Magistrate: Nothing...nothing...
Jim: Anyways, we have a problem with Back Water station, the Zerg have been attacking
Magistrate: Why do they call it backwater?
Jim: It has a lot of water, famous for skinny dipping and fishing
Magistrate: Let's get going then EVERYONE! GET READY TO LEAVE!!!
All the troops: *high* what...
(After an hour of explaining, looking at the men's bathroom and 4 hours of getting high... the men get going!)
Troops: Her name is Rita and she dances on the sand! ... *continue the stripper ditty*
Magistrate: How did these guys make the army?
Marine: They were sent from Canada
(Again, no offence to the American bitch Canadians).
Magistrate: Oh, that explains it!
(They all pass by a gunky thing on the ground connected to some building)
Jim: Hey look at that, it looks like the ground there is alive!
Marine: Wow, I am really stoned...
Magistrate: Kill it!!!!!
Zerglings: ghdjlhfjlhauifhfngjkfhgkjlshjkshjknhgkjlsnkljnlk!!!!!+2
Marines: Oh yeah, listen to that, they think they are smarter, well listen to this!
Marines: 2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8=... uh... um... ATTACK!!!!!!!
(A big battle happens)
Zergling: I dear say good chap, we are even and I... *dies*
Marine: hahahahahahhahaha, they are so weak
Zergling: *flips off Marines*
(With a long time of fighting, the Marines win in the end)
Jim: Now, kill that building thing!
(To make a long story short... na, too funny to make it short!) (Marines kill it) (OK so I did)
(Later on the troops find a bunker)
Jim: Look a bunker!
Marine: With room service!
(2 SCVs pop out)
SCVs: Oh thank you, we've been trapped in there for days, hiding from the Zerg
Marine: God, are thoughs the strippers?
Magistrate: They are spies!
Marine: Kill em!
SCVs: No, we are just trapped an... *farts out of terror* *then dies*
(Eventually the men reach backwater, they spot two firebats getting high)
Marines: Dude, can I have some?
Firebats: Your not the boss of my spots or pretty me!
Marines: Dude, that's some strong shit!
Marines: Give me some!
Firebats: No, it's too strong for you and *barf* ooowww, fooood! *eats barf*
Marines: Dude, that's nasty!! ... LET ME HAVE SOME PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Firebats: Go skinny dipping with Dan and George
Marines: Ah... but Stan and George are mean! I want to get high!!!
Jime: God, look to the left, its spelled Jime!!!! God I am so damn high.. I don't know what's going on...
Marines: Hey Jim, where the hells the Hooters?!
Jim: I didn't say anything about Hooters
Marines: Dude course you did! That's why we're here.
Jim: I think I was stoned or high or something... Hey look it's the Osbournes!!!!!! God I am so damn high...
Marines: No, the Osmonds!
Magistrate: No its, Santa Clause! *gets high*
(The Zerg attack)
Firebats: God dammit! I was just about to see god and... no that was Gandalf... nevermind...
Marines: Die you Zerg Scum!!!!
Hydralisk: *Russian accent* Come comrades; let us get back at dease Human bitches!
Marines: *get inside bunker* Die ya fools! *shoots 450 bullets and misses them all*
Marine: Uuuuhhhh. Magistrate I uh... RUN *runs away* *leaves bunker* *gets shot in back of head by Hydralisk*
Everyone: *laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh* ... ATTACK!!! *kill each other*
(With a good four minutes going by, everyone tries to kill each other and they all get high. While looking at the men's bathroom for a while they all stop being high and begin to kill each other again. Soon the Firebats storm in and kill off the Zerg)
Firebats: Die ya scum!!! Cause of you my boss won't let me get high!!!!!
Zerg Forces: *high* Oh, sorry man, we didn't know that, later much! *leaves, gets even higher, falls off cliff chasing an imaginary pink bunny the size of a wall nut* oooowww funny bunny ha ha ha... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Terren Forces: Well, that is the most god dammest thing I've ever seen
Magistrate: OK men, lets get going!!!
Terren Forces: *Tired, not motivated* Sir, we have no purpose to go forward
Magistrate: *thinks for a few minutes, gets high and comes up with something* Dudessss!!!!! Remember, we get to go to hooters after!
Terren Forces: *rallied together* LETS GET EM THEN!!!!!! *cheer* YYYYEEEAAAHHH
(With another four minutes going by. Oh I get tired of this. To make the story short they get high fight the Zerg and get to an infested command center. They soon blow it up and get high)
Marines: What do we do now Magistrate *high* oooowww Bunny!!!
Magistrate: Uhhh, haven't you played the game, we have to wait for Duke to arrest us!
(Four hours later...)
Marines: *forced to play with lizards and rocks and bunnies* Man, I'm tired *gets high* man, I'm tired, getting High isn't as much fun anymore... *Unsmilie face*
(Soon a giant space ship comes out of space and lands on the marines)
Marines: Help, Help, we're being repressed!!! An... *dies*
(Some guy comes out of the spaceship)
Duke: BILLY! Watch your landing next time! *burp* I need ta get out and arrest these guys an... *barfs* oooowww barf...
Magistrate: What did we do General?
Duke: You f***ing blew up one of my Command Centers!!!
Magistrate: It was infested sir, and we were high!!!
Duke: *dazed* I don't care if you were higher than me ... is that possible? Anyways, you will pay for blowing that up an... *sees bunny* Ow, bunny!!! *falls off cliff* you'll do hard tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmeeeeee *splat*
Monty: Okay everyone, this is the second chapter that I am revising to make better. Are you all happy now, I'm tired of doing this over again!
Alex: I'm happy.
Monty: ALEX SHUT YOUR GOD DAMMED MOUTH!!!!
(Where we last left the story, Jim was about to get off being high by seeing the men taking a shower. It is been five minutes and...)
Jim: Dude... the medics sure have been uhhh... trying new things these days... *hurl*
Magistrate: Yeah, they seem to like being individual. So, are you still high?
Jim: I was high? I thought I was stoned, what's the difference?
Magistrate: *to himself* the fact we haven't hit you yet... (As in throw stones at him, hence "stoned")
Jim: What was that?
Magistrate: Nothing...nothing...
Jim: Anyways, we have a problem with Back Water station, the Zerg have been attacking
Magistrate: Why do they call it backwater?
Jim: It has a lot of water, famous for skinny dipping and fishing
Magistrate: Let's get going then EVERYONE! GET READY TO LEAVE!!!
All the troops: *high* what...
(After an hour of explaining, looking at the men's bathroom and 4 hours of getting high... the men get going!)
Troops: Her name is Rita and she dances on the sand! ... *continue the stripper ditty*
Magistrate: How did these guys make the army?
Marine: They were sent from Canada
(Again, no offence to the American bitch Canadians).
Magistrate: Oh, that explains it!
(They all pass by a gunky thing on the ground connected to some building)
Jim: Hey look at that, it looks like the ground there is alive!
Marine: Wow, I am really stoned...
Magistrate: Kill it!!!!!
Zerglings: ghdjlhfjlhauifhfngjkfhgkjlshjkshjknhgkjlsnkljnlk!!!!!+2
Marines: Oh yeah, listen to that, they think they are smarter, well listen to this!
Marines: 2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8=... uh... um... ATTACK!!!!!!!
(A big battle happens)
Zergling: I dear say good chap, we are even and I... *dies*
Marine: hahahahahahhahaha, they are so weak
Zergling: *flips off Marines*
(With a long time of fighting, the Marines win in the end)
Jim: Now, kill that building thing!
(To make a long story short... na, too funny to make it short!) (Marines kill it) (OK so I did)
(Later on the troops find a bunker)
Jim: Look a bunker!
Marine: With room service!
(2 SCVs pop out)
SCVs: Oh thank you, we've been trapped in there for days, hiding from the Zerg
Marine: God, are thoughs the strippers?
Magistrate: They are spies!
Marine: Kill em!
SCVs: No, we are just trapped an... *farts out of terror* *then dies*
(Eventually the men reach backwater, they spot two firebats getting high)
Marines: Dude, can I have some?
Firebats: Your not the boss of my spots or pretty me!
Marines: Dude, that's some strong shit!
Marines: Give me some!
Firebats: No, it's too strong for you and *barf* ooowww, fooood! *eats barf*
Marines: Dude, that's nasty!! ... LET ME HAVE SOME PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Firebats: Go skinny dipping with Dan and George
Marines: Ah... but Stan and George are mean! I want to get high!!!
Jime: God, look to the left, its spelled Jime!!!! God I am so damn high.. I don't know what's going on...
Marines: Hey Jim, where the hells the Hooters?!
Jim: I didn't say anything about Hooters
Marines: Dude course you did! That's why we're here.
Jim: I think I was stoned or high or something... Hey look it's the Osbournes!!!!!! God I am so damn high...
Marines: No, the Osmonds!
Magistrate: No its, Santa Clause! *gets high*
(The Zerg attack)
Firebats: God dammit! I was just about to see god and... no that was Gandalf... nevermind...
Marines: Die you Zerg Scum!!!!
Hydralisk: *Russian accent* Come comrades; let us get back at dease Human bitches!
Marines: *get inside bunker* Die ya fools! *shoots 450 bullets and misses them all*
Marine: Uuuuhhhh. Magistrate I uh... RUN *runs away* *leaves bunker* *gets shot in back of head by Hydralisk*
Everyone: *laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh* ... ATTACK!!! *kill each other*
(With a good four minutes going by, everyone tries to kill each other and they all get high. While looking at the men's bathroom for a while they all stop being high and begin to kill each other again. Soon the Firebats storm in and kill off the Zerg)
Firebats: Die ya scum!!! Cause of you my boss won't let me get high!!!!!
Zerg Forces: *high* Oh, sorry man, we didn't know that, later much! *leaves, gets even higher, falls off cliff chasing an imaginary pink bunny the size of a wall nut* oooowww funny bunny ha ha ha... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Terren Forces: Well, that is the most god dammest thing I've ever seen
Magistrate: OK men, lets get going!!!
Terren Forces: *Tired, not motivated* Sir, we have no purpose to go forward
Magistrate: *thinks for a few minutes, gets high and comes up with something* Dudessss!!!!! Remember, we get to go to hooters after!
Terren Forces: *rallied together* LETS GET EM THEN!!!!!! *cheer* YYYYEEEAAAHHH
(With another four minutes going by. Oh I get tired of this. To make the story short they get high fight the Zerg and get to an infested command center. They soon blow it up and get high)
Marines: What do we do now Magistrate *high* oooowww Bunny!!!
Magistrate: Uhhh, haven't you played the game, we have to wait for Duke to arrest us!
(Four hours later...)
Marines: *forced to play with lizards and rocks and bunnies* Man, I'm tired *gets high* man, I'm tired, getting High isn't as much fun anymore... *Unsmilie face*
(Soon a giant space ship comes out of space and lands on the marines)
Marines: Help, Help, we're being repressed!!! An... *dies*
(Some guy comes out of the spaceship)
Duke: BILLY! Watch your landing next time! *burp* I need ta get out and arrest these guys an... *barfs* oooowww barf...
Magistrate: What did we do General?
Duke: You f***ing blew up one of my Command Centers!!!
Magistrate: It was infested sir, and we were high!!!
Duke: *dazed* I don't care if you were higher than me ... is that possible? Anyways, you will pay for blowing that up an... *sees bunny* Ow, bunny!!! *falls off cliff* you'll do hard tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmeeeeee *splat*