Disclaimer: Inu-Yasha does not belong to me.... *sniffle*
*glomps all who reviewed* I'm so happy!! (this is going to sound sad.. -.- ;;; ) That's the most reviews I've ever gotten!!! and since I'm having such a bad week (CD Player stolen, J-rock CD stolen....) That really helped me out!! Anyway, enough with my whining, here's the second chapter!!
WHAT ABOUT KAGOME?
Inu-Yasha stared at his reflection in the mirror. He wore a white button-up shirt, a purple vest, and big poofy pants, along with a feathered hat.
"I look so stupid...." He muttered, throwing the hat onto the ground.
"Oh! You look absolutely gorgeous!!" said the drama-teacher, coming into the dressing room.
"Gorgeous?" Inu-Yasha's eyebrow twitched.
"I'm here to put the make-up on and braid your hair so if you would-" She was cut off by Inu-Yasha cracking his knuckles menacingly.
"If you think you're putting that junk on my face, and braiding my hair, you will die." he growled.
The drama teacher was taken aback. Inu-Yasha thought he had scared her well enough, and so sat down. But on the contrary, the drama teacher started to smile. She started to shake and let out a yell that startled Inu-Yasha so much he fell out of his chair.
"PERFECT! JUST PERFECT!! Your acting skills are AMAZING!!! I love it!!!"
Inu-Yasha stared at the lady as she danced her way out of the room. As soon as she had left, Miroku poked his head into the room.
"Are you okay?" he stopped at the sight of Inu-Yasha's outfit. "*snerk* what happened to you?!"
"Leave me alone monk." he growled. "This sucks. I shouldn't have followed Kagome...."
"Speak for yourself." Miroku said, closing the door behind him. "Some of those dwarfs were pretty cute!"
"Miroku!"
"Sorry."
"Where.. Is.. Kagome?! I need to talk to her about this!" he said, getting up and throwing the hat to the ground again.
"Um... Inu-Yasha, maybe you should calm-" Miroku was cut short by a growl from Inu-Yasha and he stepped back to let the pissed dog-demon leave. Inu- Yasha stomped into the stage area, where everyone was practicing.
"Where... is .... KAGOME??!!" He yelled.
Everyone looked up at the stage, giving him weird looks. The drama teacher bustled up to him and coughed.
"Um... Kagome had to leave early, so we will have to practice with out her. Don't worry, you won't have to ACTUALLY do the kissing scene with the stand- in."
"K-kissing... scene?" Inu-Yasha went pale and his eyebrow twitched. "Wh- what does..?"
"Of course you'll have to do it on opening night, but I think that'll be okay seeing as you already seem to know Kagome pretty well." she winked and walked off.
Inu-Yasha just stood there twitching. "What in the seven hells did she mean by that?!!"
"Alright! Since we'll have to train our new prince within' the day, let's get to work!! First scene where he comes in, he meets the dwarfs while they carry Snow White in her coffin to the hilltop." the teacher shouted. "Action!!!"
Someone shoved a script into Inu-Yasha's hands and ran off the stage. Inu- Yasha stared at the booklet in his hands and opened it, looking at each of his lines.
"Um..."
From backstage, the dwarfs came in, carrying an imaginary coffin on their shoulders. They slowed when they reached Inu-Yasha and waited a few seconds. Inu-Yasha just stared at them. Finally, one hissed;
"Your lines!"
"Huh?! Oh, uh..." Inu-Yasha looked at the words on the script. "Um... Watches dwarfs take Snow White to the hilltop...." he said.
There were many giggles and snickers after he said this, and he looked up to see everyone laughing and pointing at him.
"What the hell are you laughing at?! I read the damn script! What more do you want?!?!" he snapped.
The drama teacher came up behind him and hit him on his head with the script.
"If you would PLEASE....." she said with a death-threat glare. "WATCH your LANGUAGE in here..."
Inu-Yasha shrank under her glare. Unable to produce words, he nodded quickly. The drama teacher backed down and smiled.
"Now then, you don't have to read what is in asterisks, you just do what they tell you to do." she said.
"I'm not ordered around by some damn piece of..." Inu-Yasha stopped when he saw the teacher's glare. "Um... Yes ma'am." he mumbled.
She smiled. "All right then!! Let's get started again!! Action!!" she walked off the stage and the dwarfs came onto the stage again. Inu-Yasha watched them as they came forward and when they stopped, he read from the script.
"Uh... Who is this beautiful young lady?" Inu-Yasha recited.
"Cut." said the drama teacher.
"Cut what?" Inu-Yasha looked up at her.
"Cut. Like.... cut it out, stop."
"I'm not DOING anything!"
"What????"
"You told me to 'cut it out', but I'm not doing anything!"
"No no no no no, when I say cut, it means you're doing something wrong, and we have to stop."
"I JUST said, I'm NOT DOING ANYTHING!!!"
"Just stop!!!"
"Stop what?!"
"Talking back!!!"
"Why should I?!"
"Because it'll get you into trouble!!"
"I didn't do anything to get in trouble for!!!"
"ARRRGGGHH!!! OKAY!!! just.... stop."
"Stop WHAT?!"
The teacher glared at him in exasperation. "Talking. Don't talk... please."
Inu-Yasha shrugged. "Fine. Why didn't you say that in the first place?" he sat down on the prop for the dwarfs house.
"Oi vey....." the teacher rubbed her temples. "Alright, the reason I stopped you, was because you weren't putting enough enthusiasm into your lines." she said to Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha gave her a confused look.
"Um... say the lines like you mean them. Okay?"
Inu-Yasha nodded slowly.
"Alright! Let's get back to work!! Action!"
The dwarfs came from backstage yet again and stopped in front of Inu-Yasha.
"Who is this beautiful young lady?" he said.
The dwarfs looked relieved. One spoke up.
"She is Snow White, the one who used to be princess of this land."
Inu-Yasha snickered at the sound of the helium voice but stopped when the girl playing the dwarf kicked him in the shin. The dwarf next to her spoke then.
"Her evil step-mother poisoned her, and now we are putting her on the highest hilltop for all to see."
Inu-Yasha tried to keep from laughing and looked down at his script. *kneel down next to coffin* was the next line. Inu-Yasha looked up. "Where the hell is the coffin?"
The drama teacher rubbed her temples again. "First off, watch your mouth. Second, just pretend the dwarfs are carrying it."
"I would, but they aren't carrying a damn coffin."
"IF YOU SWEAR ONE MORE TIME....." the drama teacher screamed. "Now, I said, PRETEND..."
"...."
"Well?"
"Fine." Inu-Yasha kneeled down next to the dwarfs. He looked at his script once again.
"It is a shame that such a beauty should die... *snerk*" Inu-Yasha started to snicker, then he started to laugh uncontrollably. He was rolling on the floor by the time the drama teacher got up to the stage again.
"What is the matter now?!" she asked.
"This... *snerk* this bullshit!!! Who the hell writes this crap?!" Inu- Yasha kept laughing and unfourtanetly didn't notice the teacher's battle aura that had begun to spark. Miroku was wide-awake though, and so ran to stop the teacher from bashing Inu-Yasha's head in with a conveniently placed mallet.
"Please." said Miroku walking calmly in front of the woman bearing a giant weapon. "He is not from around here, and so does not understand. If you are kind and caring, as most teachers should be, I'm sure he will understand."
The teacher dropped her mallet and her battle aura disappeared. "Oh..... oh my....." she suddenly started to blush. "Well I'm sure that with your wise words, I'll be able to keep my temper." she scooted a little closer to Miroku, whom had a very confused look on his face. An angry voice came from the big keyboard in the sky.
"HANDS OFF HIM!!" the author, who was sporting a large anime vein, yelled.
"Um... yes ma'am..." said the teacher, moving away from Miroku.
"Inu-Yasha. Pull yourself together. You've got one more scene." the author said.
"I have only TWO scenes in this crappy... what was it? Play?"
"I would think you'd be happy."
"I 'm friggin' OVERJOYED!!" Inu-Yasha muttered.
"Okay, bye now!" the keyboard disappeared and everyone looked back at each other.
"Um... so let's go ahead and keep going!!!" said the drama teacher. "Inu- Yasha, that was great, but DON'T start laughing at the end of that scene. All you have to do at the end is the dwarfs are gonna keep walking and you stand up and once they're off stage, you follow them."
"Okay."
"Now on to the kissing scene!" the drama teacher suddenly sighed dreamily and her eyes took on a starry quality. "How romantic..... ACTION!"
Inu-Yasha was startled by her sudden mood swing, and dropped his script, picking it up he read;
*walks up to hilltop where dwarfs are mourning*
Inu-Yasha looked out on stage where the dwarfs where already positioned. He then noticed something quite obvious....
"Um... there's no hilltop." said Inu-Yasha.
Everyone in the drama classroom fell to the floor in an anime fall, the teacher jumped up and said;
"JUST PRETEND!!!"
Inu-Yasha didn't know what the big deal with everyone was but shrugged and walked onto the stage. He looked at his script.
*kneel down next to the coffin*
He blinked. "Um.... there's no coff-"
"JUST PRETEND!!!!" screamed the teacher.
Inu-Yasha shrank again.
"O-okey...."
He kneeled down next to an imaginary coffin and looked at his script again.
*lean down and kiss Snow White*
"Okay, first off, there IS no 'Snow White'. Second off, there is no friggin' COFFIN! THIRD off, why do I have to kiss some girl I don't even know?! Fourth off, why am I wearing tights?!?!" Inu-Yasha yelled at the teacher.
"You know Kagome, don't you?" asked the drama teacher. "Yeah, so?"
"Then you know who Snow White is."
"Huh?"
"*sigh* tomorrow night, in the play, you will be pretending to be Prince Charming. Kagome, will be your Snow White. The one you love. Do you get it?"
Unfortanetly, Inu-Yasha, DID get it.... He stared at the teacher, turned to stone.
"That.... that means I have to..... kiss.... Kago... me....????....." he choked out.
The drama teacher gave him a strange look. "Of course you do. What else would wake up the sleeping dead?"
"Wh-wha?....." Inu-Yasha fell over on the stage, out cold and twitching. The drama techer looked down at him.
"Oh dear.... I do hope he doesn't do that on opening night."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Well, just a few more chapters to go. Will he kiss her? Will he burn the set? Will he just put up with it and storm out in the end? WHO KNOWS?!?! (not sure even I know... -.-;;; ) I'll need 12 reviews this time to post again. Hope you like it!! Surry fer not replying to your reviews, I will in time.....
*~*ChibiNeko*~*
*glomps all who reviewed* I'm so happy!! (this is going to sound sad.. -.- ;;; ) That's the most reviews I've ever gotten!!! and since I'm having such a bad week (CD Player stolen, J-rock CD stolen....) That really helped me out!! Anyway, enough with my whining, here's the second chapter!!
WHAT ABOUT KAGOME?
Inu-Yasha stared at his reflection in the mirror. He wore a white button-up shirt, a purple vest, and big poofy pants, along with a feathered hat.
"I look so stupid...." He muttered, throwing the hat onto the ground.
"Oh! You look absolutely gorgeous!!" said the drama-teacher, coming into the dressing room.
"Gorgeous?" Inu-Yasha's eyebrow twitched.
"I'm here to put the make-up on and braid your hair so if you would-" She was cut off by Inu-Yasha cracking his knuckles menacingly.
"If you think you're putting that junk on my face, and braiding my hair, you will die." he growled.
The drama teacher was taken aback. Inu-Yasha thought he had scared her well enough, and so sat down. But on the contrary, the drama teacher started to smile. She started to shake and let out a yell that startled Inu-Yasha so much he fell out of his chair.
"PERFECT! JUST PERFECT!! Your acting skills are AMAZING!!! I love it!!!"
Inu-Yasha stared at the lady as she danced her way out of the room. As soon as she had left, Miroku poked his head into the room.
"Are you okay?" he stopped at the sight of Inu-Yasha's outfit. "*snerk* what happened to you?!"
"Leave me alone monk." he growled. "This sucks. I shouldn't have followed Kagome...."
"Speak for yourself." Miroku said, closing the door behind him. "Some of those dwarfs were pretty cute!"
"Miroku!"
"Sorry."
"Where.. Is.. Kagome?! I need to talk to her about this!" he said, getting up and throwing the hat to the ground again.
"Um... Inu-Yasha, maybe you should calm-" Miroku was cut short by a growl from Inu-Yasha and he stepped back to let the pissed dog-demon leave. Inu- Yasha stomped into the stage area, where everyone was practicing.
"Where... is .... KAGOME??!!" He yelled.
Everyone looked up at the stage, giving him weird looks. The drama teacher bustled up to him and coughed.
"Um... Kagome had to leave early, so we will have to practice with out her. Don't worry, you won't have to ACTUALLY do the kissing scene with the stand- in."
"K-kissing... scene?" Inu-Yasha went pale and his eyebrow twitched. "Wh- what does..?"
"Of course you'll have to do it on opening night, but I think that'll be okay seeing as you already seem to know Kagome pretty well." she winked and walked off.
Inu-Yasha just stood there twitching. "What in the seven hells did she mean by that?!!"
"Alright! Since we'll have to train our new prince within' the day, let's get to work!! First scene where he comes in, he meets the dwarfs while they carry Snow White in her coffin to the hilltop." the teacher shouted. "Action!!!"
Someone shoved a script into Inu-Yasha's hands and ran off the stage. Inu- Yasha stared at the booklet in his hands and opened it, looking at each of his lines.
"Um..."
From backstage, the dwarfs came in, carrying an imaginary coffin on their shoulders. They slowed when they reached Inu-Yasha and waited a few seconds. Inu-Yasha just stared at them. Finally, one hissed;
"Your lines!"
"Huh?! Oh, uh..." Inu-Yasha looked at the words on the script. "Um... Watches dwarfs take Snow White to the hilltop...." he said.
There were many giggles and snickers after he said this, and he looked up to see everyone laughing and pointing at him.
"What the hell are you laughing at?! I read the damn script! What more do you want?!?!" he snapped.
The drama teacher came up behind him and hit him on his head with the script.
"If you would PLEASE....." she said with a death-threat glare. "WATCH your LANGUAGE in here..."
Inu-Yasha shrank under her glare. Unable to produce words, he nodded quickly. The drama teacher backed down and smiled.
"Now then, you don't have to read what is in asterisks, you just do what they tell you to do." she said.
"I'm not ordered around by some damn piece of..." Inu-Yasha stopped when he saw the teacher's glare. "Um... Yes ma'am." he mumbled.
She smiled. "All right then!! Let's get started again!! Action!!" she walked off the stage and the dwarfs came onto the stage again. Inu-Yasha watched them as they came forward and when they stopped, he read from the script.
"Uh... Who is this beautiful young lady?" Inu-Yasha recited.
"Cut." said the drama teacher.
"Cut what?" Inu-Yasha looked up at her.
"Cut. Like.... cut it out, stop."
"I'm not DOING anything!"
"What????"
"You told me to 'cut it out', but I'm not doing anything!"
"No no no no no, when I say cut, it means you're doing something wrong, and we have to stop."
"I JUST said, I'm NOT DOING ANYTHING!!!"
"Just stop!!!"
"Stop what?!"
"Talking back!!!"
"Why should I?!"
"Because it'll get you into trouble!!"
"I didn't do anything to get in trouble for!!!"
"ARRRGGGHH!!! OKAY!!! just.... stop."
"Stop WHAT?!"
The teacher glared at him in exasperation. "Talking. Don't talk... please."
Inu-Yasha shrugged. "Fine. Why didn't you say that in the first place?" he sat down on the prop for the dwarfs house.
"Oi vey....." the teacher rubbed her temples. "Alright, the reason I stopped you, was because you weren't putting enough enthusiasm into your lines." she said to Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha gave her a confused look.
"Um... say the lines like you mean them. Okay?"
Inu-Yasha nodded slowly.
"Alright! Let's get back to work!! Action!"
The dwarfs came from backstage yet again and stopped in front of Inu-Yasha.
"Who is this beautiful young lady?" he said.
The dwarfs looked relieved. One spoke up.
"She is Snow White, the one who used to be princess of this land."
Inu-Yasha snickered at the sound of the helium voice but stopped when the girl playing the dwarf kicked him in the shin. The dwarf next to her spoke then.
"Her evil step-mother poisoned her, and now we are putting her on the highest hilltop for all to see."
Inu-Yasha tried to keep from laughing and looked down at his script. *kneel down next to coffin* was the next line. Inu-Yasha looked up. "Where the hell is the coffin?"
The drama teacher rubbed her temples again. "First off, watch your mouth. Second, just pretend the dwarfs are carrying it."
"I would, but they aren't carrying a damn coffin."
"IF YOU SWEAR ONE MORE TIME....." the drama teacher screamed. "Now, I said, PRETEND..."
"...."
"Well?"
"Fine." Inu-Yasha kneeled down next to the dwarfs. He looked at his script once again.
"It is a shame that such a beauty should die... *snerk*" Inu-Yasha started to snicker, then he started to laugh uncontrollably. He was rolling on the floor by the time the drama teacher got up to the stage again.
"What is the matter now?!" she asked.
"This... *snerk* this bullshit!!! Who the hell writes this crap?!" Inu- Yasha kept laughing and unfourtanetly didn't notice the teacher's battle aura that had begun to spark. Miroku was wide-awake though, and so ran to stop the teacher from bashing Inu-Yasha's head in with a conveniently placed mallet.
"Please." said Miroku walking calmly in front of the woman bearing a giant weapon. "He is not from around here, and so does not understand. If you are kind and caring, as most teachers should be, I'm sure he will understand."
The teacher dropped her mallet and her battle aura disappeared. "Oh..... oh my....." she suddenly started to blush. "Well I'm sure that with your wise words, I'll be able to keep my temper." she scooted a little closer to Miroku, whom had a very confused look on his face. An angry voice came from the big keyboard in the sky.
"HANDS OFF HIM!!" the author, who was sporting a large anime vein, yelled.
"Um... yes ma'am..." said the teacher, moving away from Miroku.
"Inu-Yasha. Pull yourself together. You've got one more scene." the author said.
"I have only TWO scenes in this crappy... what was it? Play?"
"I would think you'd be happy."
"I 'm friggin' OVERJOYED!!" Inu-Yasha muttered.
"Okay, bye now!" the keyboard disappeared and everyone looked back at each other.
"Um... so let's go ahead and keep going!!!" said the drama teacher. "Inu- Yasha, that was great, but DON'T start laughing at the end of that scene. All you have to do at the end is the dwarfs are gonna keep walking and you stand up and once they're off stage, you follow them."
"Okay."
"Now on to the kissing scene!" the drama teacher suddenly sighed dreamily and her eyes took on a starry quality. "How romantic..... ACTION!"
Inu-Yasha was startled by her sudden mood swing, and dropped his script, picking it up he read;
*walks up to hilltop where dwarfs are mourning*
Inu-Yasha looked out on stage where the dwarfs where already positioned. He then noticed something quite obvious....
"Um... there's no hilltop." said Inu-Yasha.
Everyone in the drama classroom fell to the floor in an anime fall, the teacher jumped up and said;
"JUST PRETEND!!!"
Inu-Yasha didn't know what the big deal with everyone was but shrugged and walked onto the stage. He looked at his script.
*kneel down next to the coffin*
He blinked. "Um.... there's no coff-"
"JUST PRETEND!!!!" screamed the teacher.
Inu-Yasha shrank again.
"O-okey...."
He kneeled down next to an imaginary coffin and looked at his script again.
*lean down and kiss Snow White*
"Okay, first off, there IS no 'Snow White'. Second off, there is no friggin' COFFIN! THIRD off, why do I have to kiss some girl I don't even know?! Fourth off, why am I wearing tights?!?!" Inu-Yasha yelled at the teacher.
"You know Kagome, don't you?" asked the drama teacher. "Yeah, so?"
"Then you know who Snow White is."
"Huh?"
"*sigh* tomorrow night, in the play, you will be pretending to be Prince Charming. Kagome, will be your Snow White. The one you love. Do you get it?"
Unfortanetly, Inu-Yasha, DID get it.... He stared at the teacher, turned to stone.
"That.... that means I have to..... kiss.... Kago... me....????....." he choked out.
The drama teacher gave him a strange look. "Of course you do. What else would wake up the sleeping dead?"
"Wh-wha?....." Inu-Yasha fell over on the stage, out cold and twitching. The drama techer looked down at him.
"Oh dear.... I do hope he doesn't do that on opening night."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Well, just a few more chapters to go. Will he kiss her? Will he burn the set? Will he just put up with it and storm out in the end? WHO KNOWS?!?! (not sure even I know... -.-;;; ) I'll need 12 reviews this time to post again. Hope you like it!! Surry fer not replying to your reviews, I will in time.....
*~*ChibiNeko*~*