The thing that you read before you read the fanfic: Hello. ^_^ This is the first Rpfic that Skywise and I did, we just didn't post it first.We don't own Hellsing. Nope nope nope.

The Integral Mask Chapter 1-

Ryo: I wish I was Arucard's master.*sniffle*

Skywise: awwwwwww

Ryo: *wears the mighty Integral Mask* Arucard! Come here!

Skywise: ahahahaha!

Arucard: What now?

Ryo: Dance for me!

Arucard: *sigh* *does a little dance*

Ryo: ^_^ *squee!*

Arucard: That was an odd noise...Are you feeling all right Integral-sama?

Ryo: Uh, yes. Yes I'm fine, Arucard.

Arucard: O_o;;; Ok...

Ryo: Now...what else uh, oh yeah! Recite the ABCs!

Arucard: Uhh...A B C D E F G...H I J K L M N O-

Ryo: *grins* backwards.

Arucard: What?! *grumble* okay..

Seras: Something's not right about Integra-sama, Walter...

Walter: She's going through her period right now, she isn't supposed to act herself.

Arucard: Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A.*eye twitch* I'm a confused little vampire ._.

Ryo: Good boy. *pulls the mask up and spits out her gum quickly*

Seras: Look! That's not Integra-sama at all! Its some girl in a mask!

Ryo: No I'm not!

Thing to read at the end of the chapter: *GASP* Seras-chan has discovered that Ryo really isn't Integral-sama! What will happen next?! Will Arucard realize that he's listening to a perverted little 14-year-old girl?! Find out, in chapter 2!!