Chapter 2-
Alexander: *suddenly walks in and gropes Arucard*
Arucard: O_O
Ryo: Oh! Yaoi!
Arucard: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Alexander: *has had a face-lift so now he psycho-smiles perpetually*
Ryo: Oh, psycho-rapeness.
Ryo: Come and watch, Seras.^_^
Seras: Okay.^_^
Alexander: *pinches Arucard's ass*
Walter: *sighs* Young people today...
Arucard: *grabs a purse from nowhere and hits Alexander across the face with it*
Alexander: I'm in so much pain, but I can't express it.^_^
Ryo: *claps* *mask falls off completely*
Ryo: O_O
Arucard: O.o
Seras: O_O
Ryo: Uh...
Arucard: ...
Ryo: Sorry! My face fell off!*reattaches the mask*
Seras: She's an imposter! Stuff her in a sack!
Ryo: *gets stuffed in a sack by Walter*
Alexander: *blows in Arucard's ear*
Arucard: *curls up and cries*
Arucard: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Arucard: *points at Alexander* FIRE!!!!!!
Alexander: AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Arucard: No....really....FIRE!
Alexander: ^_^ *can't express his pain and fear and gets burned*
Integral: *walks in and sees all the madness* o_o;;
Integral: What the hell is going on in here?!
Arucard: *scratches head* Umm...Hello.
Dead Alexander: ^_^
Ryo: Integral: If you're having an orgy, do that in Arucard's room, not mine!
Ryo: *head pops out of the burlap bag* Hiya!
Arucard: It wasn't an orgy Integra-sama!
Integral: What was it then?!
Arucard: Ummm...It was...
Ryo: *fixes her Integral Mask* I'm the real Integra!
Integral: What?! No you aren't!
Alexander: *regentrates and pinches Arucard's ass again*
Arucard: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Seres: Leave my master alone, bad churchie man!
Alexander: *pinches Integral's ass*
Integral: o_o;;; *bitch-slaps Alexander* OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU MANWHORE!
Alexander: *pinches Walter's ass*
Walter: Ooh! You feisty young man you! ^.^
Seras, Integral and Ryo: ......
Alexander: And now you ALL SHALL DIEEEEE
Ryo: NO! Don't pinch my ass!
Something you read at the end of the chapter: Alexander has suddenly appeared and is trying to sexually harass everyone! Ryo's mask has fallen off and her true identity is revealed.! Sorta. Find out what happens in Chapter 3! Go do it now!
Alexander: *suddenly walks in and gropes Arucard*
Arucard: O_O
Ryo: Oh! Yaoi!
Arucard: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Alexander: *has had a face-lift so now he psycho-smiles perpetually*
Ryo: Oh, psycho-rapeness.
Ryo: Come and watch, Seras.^_^
Seras: Okay.^_^
Alexander: *pinches Arucard's ass*
Walter: *sighs* Young people today...
Arucard: *grabs a purse from nowhere and hits Alexander across the face with it*
Alexander: I'm in so much pain, but I can't express it.^_^
Ryo: *claps* *mask falls off completely*
Ryo: O_O
Arucard: O.o
Seras: O_O
Ryo: Uh...
Arucard: ...
Ryo: Sorry! My face fell off!*reattaches the mask*
Seras: She's an imposter! Stuff her in a sack!
Ryo: *gets stuffed in a sack by Walter*
Alexander: *blows in Arucard's ear*
Arucard: *curls up and cries*
Arucard: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Arucard: *points at Alexander* FIRE!!!!!!
Alexander: AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Arucard: No....really....FIRE!
Alexander: ^_^ *can't express his pain and fear and gets burned*
Integral: *walks in and sees all the madness* o_o;;
Integral: What the hell is going on in here?!
Arucard: *scratches head* Umm...Hello.
Dead Alexander: ^_^
Ryo: Integral: If you're having an orgy, do that in Arucard's room, not mine!
Ryo: *head pops out of the burlap bag* Hiya!
Arucard: It wasn't an orgy Integra-sama!
Integral: What was it then?!
Arucard: Ummm...It was...
Ryo: *fixes her Integral Mask* I'm the real Integra!
Integral: What?! No you aren't!
Alexander: *regentrates and pinches Arucard's ass again*
Arucard: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Seres: Leave my master alone, bad churchie man!
Alexander: *pinches Integral's ass*
Integral: o_o;;; *bitch-slaps Alexander* OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU MANWHORE!
Alexander: *pinches Walter's ass*
Walter: Ooh! You feisty young man you! ^.^
Seras, Integral and Ryo: ......
Alexander: And now you ALL SHALL DIEEEEE
Ryo: NO! Don't pinch my ass!
Something you read at the end of the chapter: Alexander has suddenly appeared and is trying to sexually harass everyone! Ryo's mask has fallen off and her true identity is revealed.! Sorta. Find out what happens in Chapter 3! Go do it now!