Arucard: *hides behind Seres* FEED HIM THE CHILD!!!!!
Seras: Uh, right! *picks up Ryo and throws her at Alexander*
Ryo: Hey! That wasn't nice!
Alexander: *catches Ryo*... ^_^...*puts Ryo down and suddenly drops dead*
Seras: Whoo!
Arucard: *stands there with a vile of cyanide* It wasn't me ^_^
Walter: I'm going to miss him...
Ryo: *kicks Walter in the head*
Arucard: Oh for crying out loud....*sticks his head out the window and whistles*
*a random gay man drags Walter out of the room*
Arucard: There.
Seras: YAY!
Ryo: I'm the real Integral, y'know.
Integral: I'm the real Integral!
Ryo: No, I am!
Integral: You're wearing a mask!
Ryo: Nuh uh!
Arucard: *looks at both a bunch of times*
Seras: They both look so much alike, which one do you think is the real one, Master?
Arucard: Neither of them!
Arucard: Thats not Integral! *points to the real one* ITS A MAN!!!! *tries to take off her hair, and when he fails, he looks for...ahem...other signs*
Incognito: AR.KAR.DOO.
Arucard: AYYYEEE!!!
Ryo: Hey, you're inequipped, mister!
Incognito: *blushes*
Arucard: AHAHAHAHA! *points at Incognito* Dickless dickless dickless!
Incognito: And YOU have a dick?!
Arucard: *takes off his pants*
Seras, Ryo, and Integral: Oooh! Aaah!
Alexander: *immediately comes back to life*
Incognito: *sniffles*
Alexander: *breaking all facelift rules* O.O
Arucard: *puts his pants back on* Its ok. You know. I like to help out my fellow vampire. *gives Incognito a strap-on*
Incognito: Aww, thanks man.^_^*puts it on*
Arucard: That was my good deed for the century...
Ryo: Word.
Incognito: I'm gonna show mommy!
Alexander: *pinches Incognito's ass*
Incognito: Oh! Hello there, human thing!
Alexander: Hehe
Incognito: Lookit what Arucard gave me^_^*points to his strap-on*
Alexander: *grabs Incognito by his strap-on and drags him into a closet*
Incognito: *blushes* Oh, but this is so sudden!
Alexander: *silences him with a big fat smooch, and locks the door*
Integral: ....Remind me to have that closet fumigated....*goes elsewhere*
Seras: *pulls out her Halconnen-thingy gun and shoots the closet*
**BOOM**
Arucard: Very good female officer. *pats Seras's head*
Seras: Thanks, Master. ^_^
Ryo: ...I'm still Integral!
Ryo: Strip for me, Arucard!!
Arucard: *does a sexy dance and rips off his clothes*
Seras & Fake Integral: ^_^
Real Integral: *walks in*
Arucard: *swings nude on the chandelier*
Integra: *looks up at the ceiling* o_o;;; Arucard?! Have you lost your mind?! I swear, I leave for just one second.
Arucard: !!!
Arucard: I....I....INTEGRAL-SAMA??
Integral: Of course. And why are you listening to that girl wearing a mask?
Arucard: Thats....Integral Junior!
Integral: ....*pulls off the mask*
Ryo: ^_^;;;
Thing you read at the end of the chapter: OH NO! Ryo has defiantly been found out! What's going to happen to our beloved heroine?! Find out in chapter 4!
Seras: Uh, right! *picks up Ryo and throws her at Alexander*
Ryo: Hey! That wasn't nice!
Alexander: *catches Ryo*... ^_^...*puts Ryo down and suddenly drops dead*
Seras: Whoo!
Arucard: *stands there with a vile of cyanide* It wasn't me ^_^
Walter: I'm going to miss him...
Ryo: *kicks Walter in the head*
Arucard: Oh for crying out loud....*sticks his head out the window and whistles*
*a random gay man drags Walter out of the room*
Arucard: There.
Seras: YAY!
Ryo: I'm the real Integral, y'know.
Integral: I'm the real Integral!
Ryo: No, I am!
Integral: You're wearing a mask!
Ryo: Nuh uh!
Arucard: *looks at both a bunch of times*
Seras: They both look so much alike, which one do you think is the real one, Master?
Arucard: Neither of them!
Arucard: Thats not Integral! *points to the real one* ITS A MAN!!!! *tries to take off her hair, and when he fails, he looks for...ahem...other signs*
Incognito: AR.KAR.DOO.
Arucard: AYYYEEE!!!
Ryo: Hey, you're inequipped, mister!
Incognito: *blushes*
Arucard: AHAHAHAHA! *points at Incognito* Dickless dickless dickless!
Incognito: And YOU have a dick?!
Arucard: *takes off his pants*
Seras, Ryo, and Integral: Oooh! Aaah!
Alexander: *immediately comes back to life*
Incognito: *sniffles*
Alexander: *breaking all facelift rules* O.O
Arucard: *puts his pants back on* Its ok. You know. I like to help out my fellow vampire. *gives Incognito a strap-on*
Incognito: Aww, thanks man.^_^*puts it on*
Arucard: That was my good deed for the century...
Ryo: Word.
Incognito: I'm gonna show mommy!
Alexander: *pinches Incognito's ass*
Incognito: Oh! Hello there, human thing!
Alexander: Hehe
Incognito: Lookit what Arucard gave me^_^*points to his strap-on*
Alexander: *grabs Incognito by his strap-on and drags him into a closet*
Incognito: *blushes* Oh, but this is so sudden!
Alexander: *silences him with a big fat smooch, and locks the door*
Integral: ....Remind me to have that closet fumigated....*goes elsewhere*
Seras: *pulls out her Halconnen-thingy gun and shoots the closet*
**BOOM**
Arucard: Very good female officer. *pats Seras's head*
Seras: Thanks, Master. ^_^
Ryo: ...I'm still Integral!
Ryo: Strip for me, Arucard!!
Arucard: *does a sexy dance and rips off his clothes*
Seras & Fake Integral: ^_^
Real Integral: *walks in*
Arucard: *swings nude on the chandelier*
Integra: *looks up at the ceiling* o_o;;; Arucard?! Have you lost your mind?! I swear, I leave for just one second.
Arucard: !!!
Arucard: I....I....INTEGRAL-SAMA??
Integral: Of course. And why are you listening to that girl wearing a mask?
Arucard: Thats....Integral Junior!
Integral: ....*pulls off the mask*
Ryo: ^_^;;;
Thing you read at the end of the chapter: OH NO! Ryo has defiantly been found out! What's going to happen to our beloved heroine?! Find out in chapter 4!