Arucard: *scrambles to get clothes back on*
Seras: ...I TOLD you!
Arucard: Oh...
Ryo: Well, um... ^_^;;;
Arucard: Shouldn't this prove my loyalty in some very odd way? ^^;;;
Integral: Why did you impersonate me to make Arucard strip?!
Ryo: I'm a hentai.
Integra: *quieter, to Ryo* Next time, wait for me to come, THEN order him to strip.
Ryo: Okay.^_^
Arucard: *randomly kills Jan*
Jan: *doesn't die* ^_^
Arucard: DAMMIT!
Jan: fuckity fuck bitch slut!
Jan: ...bitch?
Seras: Gah!*tackles Jan to the ground*
Jan: _ fuckity!
Arucard: *pets his many eyed dog*
Doggy: Ruff! ^_^
Jan: Awww, bitcity fuck bitch.^_^ (translation: Aww, what a cute dog.)
Doggy: *pounce* SLURP!
Jan: Ah! Shit shit bitch fuck shit!
Integral: .....Maybe I should take today off....
Arucard: *paranoidly turns around, since he's traumatized by Alexander's ass-pinching*
Seras: *decides to play a joke on Arucard and pinches his ass*
Arucard: MEEP! *jumps into the ceiling*
Seras: *giggles*
Doggy: *barks the Hellsing theme song*
Jan: ^_^ Shit!
Arucard: *has developed a complex*
Alexander: *randomly appears*
Arucard: DAMN!!
Ryo: *attacks Alexander*
Integral: *has taken the day off. She's off somewhere, relaxing at the beach.*
Drink Guy: Can I get you anything Miss. Hellsing?
Integral: A beer.
Drink Guy: Coming right up! *does the dramatic Baywatch run up to the bar*
Integral: *awaits her beer*
Drink Guy: *returns with the beer* Here you go ^_^
Integral: Thanks! *chugs it*
Drink Guy: It's on the house. You know. The nice face discount.
Integral: *gets all drunk*
Integral: *hic*
Drink Guy: Anything else?
Integral: *hic* *beats up the guy with kung fu*
Drink Guy: X-x *choke* Heeellllppppp......
Integral: *cackles and continues to beat everybody up on the beach*
*The beach now has red sand*
Random Vampy: *walks to the beach, and cries because he thinks he's in heaven*
Integral: *drunken hatred* You! *hic*
Vampy: Me?
Integral: Yesh! *Hic*
Vampy: Ok! ^_^ *runs up to Integra*
Integral: *hic*EAT FIST, HOMIE G!*punches the Vampy in the face*
Vampy: *now has a bowl-shaped face* OUCHIE
Integral: *runs back to Hellsing Institute* Arucard! *hic*
Arucard: Yes Integra-sama?
Arucard: Nice bathing suit.
Integral: I-*turns green and throws up*
Arucard: O_o;;;
Integral: *passes out*
Arucard: *catches Integra* Umm...
Arucard: *Carries her inside, and to the infirmary*
Ryo: *appears as some weird faerie thing* Kiss her!
Arucard: BUT....But she just threw up!
Ryo: *wing falls off and the blue-ish light flickers a little* Just do it!
Arucard: Fine....*leans his head down and kisses Integral*
Integral: @_@
Integral: *grabs Ryo and eats her*
Ryo: AAAHH!! I AM BEING EATEN!
Arucard: *pulls Ryo out*
Ryo: My hero! *steals Arucard's hat*
Ryo: *parades around in Arucard's hat*
Arucard: AHHHH! *has tasted Integra's puke and runs away to throw up himself*
Ryo: *sees Arucard throw up* eeeww! *throws up*
Seras: Eeeww! *throws up*
Integral: Eeewww! *throws up*
Alexander: ^_^ *throws up on Incognito*
Incognito: *moan* Puke harder!
Alexander: *pukes harder*
Incognito: ~^.^~
Incognito: *starts puking*
Ryo: *plays frisbee with Arucard's hat with Seras*
Ryo: *sniffs the air* I dost smell something bad! And its not puke!
Ryo: *sniffs a chair*
Ryo: *sniffs her foot*
Ryo: *sniffs Arucard's butt*
Arucard: O_O;;
Ryo: .O Arucard, take a bath! You smell like rotting flesh!
Arucard: ...I do?
Ryo: *nods*
Arucard: Well.....it HAS been about 40 years....
Arucard: *does inside and takes a bath*
Ryo: *throws some rose scented soap through the door at Arucard* Use some of this too!
Arucard: Ok... Ryo: It'll make you smell pretty.^_^
Arucard: I like pretty ^_^
Skywise: *sits on the roof and plays his violin*
Seras: AAAHH!!! ITS THE FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!!
Skywise: Hello! ^_^
Seras: Walter was right! EEEEEEK!*runs inside*
Skywise: Hmm....*shrug* I guess she doesn't like fiddle music...
Maxwell: Integra!*hearts float around his head*
Maxwell: *gives Integra chocolates*
Integral: I HATE YOU!! FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
Skywise: *randomly shows up and plays the Romeo and Juliet love theme*
Integral: *steals Seras' gun and aims it at Maxwell*
Maxwell: Eeeek! I'll bring you a puppy next time!!
Integral: _ *kills Maxwell much*
Skywise: *plays the "shave and a haircut" jingle everyone knows as Maxwell dies*
The thing that you read at the end of a fanfic: I have no idea what the "shave and a haircut" is, but Skywise does, for he plays a violin and I don't. ^_^ Hooray for the chaos the Integral Mask causes!
Seras: ...I TOLD you!
Arucard: Oh...
Ryo: Well, um... ^_^;;;
Arucard: Shouldn't this prove my loyalty in some very odd way? ^^;;;
Integral: Why did you impersonate me to make Arucard strip?!
Ryo: I'm a hentai.
Integra: *quieter, to Ryo* Next time, wait for me to come, THEN order him to strip.
Ryo: Okay.^_^
Arucard: *randomly kills Jan*
Jan: *doesn't die* ^_^
Arucard: DAMMIT!
Jan: fuckity fuck bitch slut!
Jan: ...bitch?
Seras: Gah!*tackles Jan to the ground*
Jan: _ fuckity!
Arucard: *pets his many eyed dog*
Doggy: Ruff! ^_^
Jan: Awww, bitcity fuck bitch.^_^ (translation: Aww, what a cute dog.)
Doggy: *pounce* SLURP!
Jan: Ah! Shit shit bitch fuck shit!
Integral: .....Maybe I should take today off....
Arucard: *paranoidly turns around, since he's traumatized by Alexander's ass-pinching*
Seras: *decides to play a joke on Arucard and pinches his ass*
Arucard: MEEP! *jumps into the ceiling*
Seras: *giggles*
Doggy: *barks the Hellsing theme song*
Jan: ^_^ Shit!
Arucard: *has developed a complex*
Alexander: *randomly appears*
Arucard: DAMN!!
Ryo: *attacks Alexander*
Integral: *has taken the day off. She's off somewhere, relaxing at the beach.*
Drink Guy: Can I get you anything Miss. Hellsing?
Integral: A beer.
Drink Guy: Coming right up! *does the dramatic Baywatch run up to the bar*
Integral: *awaits her beer*
Drink Guy: *returns with the beer* Here you go ^_^
Integral: Thanks! *chugs it*
Drink Guy: It's on the house. You know. The nice face discount.
Integral: *gets all drunk*
Integral: *hic*
Drink Guy: Anything else?
Integral: *hic* *beats up the guy with kung fu*
Drink Guy: X-x *choke* Heeellllppppp......
Integral: *cackles and continues to beat everybody up on the beach*
*The beach now has red sand*
Random Vampy: *walks to the beach, and cries because he thinks he's in heaven*
Integral: *drunken hatred* You! *hic*
Vampy: Me?
Integral: Yesh! *Hic*
Vampy: Ok! ^_^ *runs up to Integra*
Integral: *hic*EAT FIST, HOMIE G!*punches the Vampy in the face*
Vampy: *now has a bowl-shaped face* OUCHIE
Integral: *runs back to Hellsing Institute* Arucard! *hic*
Arucard: Yes Integra-sama?
Arucard: Nice bathing suit.
Integral: I-*turns green and throws up*
Arucard: O_o;;;
Integral: *passes out*
Arucard: *catches Integra* Umm...
Arucard: *Carries her inside, and to the infirmary*
Ryo: *appears as some weird faerie thing* Kiss her!
Arucard: BUT....But she just threw up!
Ryo: *wing falls off and the blue-ish light flickers a little* Just do it!
Arucard: Fine....*leans his head down and kisses Integral*
Integral: @_@
Integral: *grabs Ryo and eats her*
Ryo: AAAHH!! I AM BEING EATEN!
Arucard: *pulls Ryo out*
Ryo: My hero! *steals Arucard's hat*
Ryo: *parades around in Arucard's hat*
Arucard: AHHHH! *has tasted Integra's puke and runs away to throw up himself*
Ryo: *sees Arucard throw up* eeeww! *throws up*
Seras: Eeeww! *throws up*
Integral: Eeewww! *throws up*
Alexander: ^_^ *throws up on Incognito*
Incognito: *moan* Puke harder!
Alexander: *pukes harder*
Incognito: ~^.^~
Incognito: *starts puking*
Ryo: *plays frisbee with Arucard's hat with Seras*
Ryo: *sniffs the air* I dost smell something bad! And its not puke!
Ryo: *sniffs a chair*
Ryo: *sniffs her foot*
Ryo: *sniffs Arucard's butt*
Arucard: O_O;;
Ryo: .O Arucard, take a bath! You smell like rotting flesh!
Arucard: ...I do?
Ryo: *nods*
Arucard: Well.....it HAS been about 40 years....
Arucard: *does inside and takes a bath*
Ryo: *throws some rose scented soap through the door at Arucard* Use some of this too!
Arucard: Ok... Ryo: It'll make you smell pretty.^_^
Arucard: I like pretty ^_^
Skywise: *sits on the roof and plays his violin*
Seras: AAAHH!!! ITS THE FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!!
Skywise: Hello! ^_^
Seras: Walter was right! EEEEEEK!*runs inside*
Skywise: Hmm....*shrug* I guess she doesn't like fiddle music...
Maxwell: Integra!*hearts float around his head*
Maxwell: *gives Integra chocolates*
Integral: I HATE YOU!! FUCK OFF AND DIE!!
Skywise: *randomly shows up and plays the Romeo and Juliet love theme*
Integral: *steals Seras' gun and aims it at Maxwell*
Maxwell: Eeeek! I'll bring you a puppy next time!!
Integral: _ *kills Maxwell much*
Skywise: *plays the "shave and a haircut" jingle everyone knows as Maxwell dies*
The thing that you read at the end of a fanfic: I have no idea what the "shave and a haircut" is, but Skywise does, for he plays a violin and I don't. ^_^ Hooray for the chaos the Integral Mask causes!