(Author's Note: Sailor Boom is one of Kome's nicknames because Usagi Tsukino's voice actress in the Japanese Sailor Moon is also Kome's voice actress in the Japanese Blue Seed. I didn't make up the name Sailor Boom, someone else did but I don't really remember who. Ok, now let's start the theme song!)
Sailor Boom Theme Song:
(Beginning Instrumentals)
Fighting plants by the moonlight,
Laughing at losers by the daylight,
Never running from some plant scum,
She is the one named Sailor Boom,
She would never turn her back on her friends,
She will always fight to the end,
She is the one who will always shoot them,
She is the one named Sailor........
Sailor Red Leaf,
Sailor Cherryblossom,
Sailor Bamboo,
With Kusanagi
Secret powers are the guns to her,
She is the one named Sailor Boom
(Instrumental)
Fighting plants by the moonlight,
Laughing at losers by the daylight,
When the Sailors need to help fight,
She is the one named Sailor Boom,
She is the one named Sailor Boom,
She is the one....Sailor Boom!
(Ok, on to the story. This episode is called a "A Boom Star is Born.")
Kome Sawaguchi watched the strange computer screen with furrowed brows. The wallpaper on the screen was...Pikachu?! Matsu's really gotta stop lettin' her son up here, thought Kome. Azusa Matsudaira's son, Jun, would always change Kome's wallpaper because it was so plain.
She felt someone behind her so she turned her head quickly. It was the TAC's computer nerd, Yoshiki Yaegashi. He peered at the computer screen through his glasses and chuckled. "Kome, you like pokemon?!"
Kome quickly turned off the computer screen. "No way!"
Since she felt really embarrassed, she shoved a gun in her pocket and left the office. She didn't pass by many people and she left the building quietly.
She didn't really have a purpose being outside. Maybe she wanted to get away from Yaegashi. Or maybe she was looking for an Aragami. Kome sighed and continued to walk down the sidewalk with her hands in her pockets.
While walking near a toy store, Kome saw someone familiar looking through the glass. She stopped and noticed it was Momiji.
"What are ya starin' at, Momiji?" she asked. Momiji turned to see who had spoken to her. Then she smiled. "Oh hi, Kome! Isn't that teddy bear cute?"
Kome looked through the glass to look at the teddy bear. It was an orange looking bear wearing a black shirt inside a red trench coat with black dress pants and loafers. The bear also had green hair. Kome had a very puzzled look on her face. "That's really weird..."
Momiji giggled. "No it's not! I think it's really cute!"
"Whatever," mumbled Kome as she walked away.
After ten more minutes of walking around, she went to a pay phone. She made a collect call to the TAC office. There Yaegashi accepted the collect call and answered the phone. "Kome! How many times do I have to tell you to stop making collect calls?!"
Kome ignored his question. "So have ya located any Aragami?"
"No," said Yaegashi,"But I tell you what, I..."
Then Kome took the phone away from her ear and hung up. She wanted to go Aragami hunting! She didn't call so she could talk to Yaegashi!
When she was walking near a parking lot, a dog barked at her. She only glanced at it.
"Hey!" someone called. She looked at the dog, it sounded like the voice came from it. She walked closer to it and knelt down. It was a cute dog. It had a blinking pendant on its red collar.
"So you're the one I'm looking for," said the dog. Kome jumped back and fell on her back. "Y-you can t-talk?" she stuttered. The dog wagged its tail. "Of course I can."
She frowned. "Well, I don't see talking dogs everyday."
"Good," said the dog,"At least I know you don't do drugs."
"Um, right. So what ya want dog?" asked Kome puzzled.
"Call me Taka."
Kome got back on her knees. "Fine, Taka."
"You see the pendant I'm wearing?" Taka asked. She nodded for her reply.
"Well, it's blinking. So it means I found Sailor Boom!" exclaimed Taka.
Kome fell on her back again, her eyes popping. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"You're Sailor Boom, the one who can defeat the new breed of Aragami!"
Kome sat down, a large sweatdrop appeared on her forehead. "New breed of Aragami?"
"That's right," said Taka,"They steal human energy."
"This sounds like a really bad Sailor Moon story," muttered Kome.
"Well it is," said Taka in a low voice.
Kome gave the dog a strange look. "Huh?"
"Nevermind about that. But you better take this pendant so you can transform, that's the only way you'll destroy them," said the dog who was scratching under his collar with his hind leg.
Kome laughed and took off his collar. "So, how do I transform?"
"Just say 'Boom Super Power' really loud!" said Taka excitedly.
Kome laughed even louder and held the pendant up. "BOOM SUPER POWER!"
She wasn't really serious but Taka was. There wasn't any Sailor Moon transformation music or glittery ballet dancing. Instantly, Kome's pink jumpsuit turned into a pink camoflauge suit and her wristbands and headband turned pink. In her hands was a pink bazooka. Taka barked to get her attention because she was staring at the bazooka. "Go and get those Aragami before it's too late!"
"Where do I find the suckers?" asked Kome.
Kome walks up to the entrance of a newly built movie theater. She pushes one of the double doors and stops because she hears approaching foot steps behind her. She turns and gasps.
"Sailor Boom, what for us!" called Momiji who wore a skimpy Sailor Scout outfit. She couldn't believe her eyes, Momiji Fujimiya, Ryoko Takeuchi, and Sakura Yamazaki, all looked like Sailor Scouts.
Kome raised an eyebrow. "So Taka got to you guys too, huh?"
"We're the Sailor Scouts coming to rescue your sorry ass!" shouted Sakura. Kome raised an eyebrow at Sakura; Sakura's Sailor Scout outfit seemed a little different from Momiji's and Ryoko's. "And what are you called? Sailor Slut?"
Sakura glares at Kome and looks like she was going to attack. Kome didn't look afraid, she just looked puzzled. Momiji held on to Sakura's arm. "Please don't fight, we have to stop the new breed of Aragami."
"Fine, then let's go," said Kome who was already walking into the new theater.
When the Scouts got inside, they noticed it was deserted. Momiji touched her mitama and looked around. Ryoko looked at her. "Sailor Red Leaf, do you sense anything?"
"Nope, sorry Sailor Bamboo."
"Well, what're we doin' standin' around for? Let's look around to find that Aragami!" said Kome. They passed the video games and the concession stands to get to the first theater they saw on their left. The movie was called Sailor V. Then they entered the Sailor V theater cautiously. The huge screen was black and the lights were still on, it seemed that the movie was just about to start. Momiji gasped and pointed at all the people on the chairs.
"Are they...are they dead?" asked Momiji in a tiny voice. Sakura looked at the person nearest to her. "They look asleep to me."
"Where's that God damn Aragami?" Kome muttered to herself as she raced down the stairs to get to a ramp. She stepped back as she noticed something large and green rise out of the first row. It looked kinda like a large flower. It was the Aragami!
"Let's go get it, girls!" she yelled at the other Scouts.
"Alright!" they yelled which made Kome jump because she didn't know they were right behind her.
As Kome and the girls approached the Aragami, Momiji stopped them.
"What about the speech that you're going to say before you fight it, Sailor Boom?" she asked. Kome was annoyed. "Fuck the speech! Let's fight!"
The Aragami looked their way and yelled in a really messed up voice. Sakura had a seal in her hand. She threw it at the Aragami to freeze it. And it worked.
While the Aragami was frozen, Momiji attacked. "Red Leaf Chain, encircle!"
A chain hovered around Sailor Red Leaf and then shot at the Aragami. It didn't hit the Aragami but it did rip the seal off it's head, causing it to move freely again.
"Momiji! You idiot!" screamed Kome. The Aragami attacked them by hitting them with vines that sprouted out of its body. All the girls fell but Ryoko.
"Bamboo shoots, fly!" she shouted. Bamboo shoots came out of nowhere and tapped the Aragami's head. The Aragami looked even angrier, so it picked up all the girls with its vines and gripped them. Kome struggled to get free. Her pink bazooka was on the ground and she was in the air.
Suddenly a voice rumbled through the theater. "How dare you take energy from the ignorant masses?"
The Aragami looked around to see who had spoken. Momiji looked towards a platform that just suddenly appeared near one of the lights. She gasped. "It's Kusanagi!"
Yes, it was Mamoru Kusanagi who had a tulip in his hand because he couldn't find any roses to imitate Tuxedo Mask.
Suddenly, he throws the tulip to divert the Aragami's attention. The Aragami lets go of a Scout and swats at the tulip. Kusanagi rushes towards it and cuts the rest of its vines with his fore arm blades. The Aragami sprouts another vine and catches Kusanagi in mid air. Kusanagi gritted his teeth at the pain and yelled to Kome. "Sailor Boom! Hurry!"
Kome rolls to the side and quickly picks up the bazooka. Sailor Moon music plays while Kome twirls and tosses the bazooka for about five minutes. Then she stopped and pointed it at the Aragami. Kusanagi looked like he wouldn't survive for very long.
"BOOM BAZOOKA BLAST!" yelled Kome as a huge blast came from the bazooka, eliminating the Aragami. Kusanagi fell to the ground, his clothes were torn. Momiji and the other Scouts went to help him. The energy rose out of the Aragami ashes and returned to the people in the theater. They began to wake up slowly.
Kome laughed. "That Aragami was just Boom-dusted!"
THE END
(Author's Note: Well, I hope you enjoyed that story. Thanks for reading, now please review it.)
Sailor Boom Theme Song:
(Beginning Instrumentals)
Fighting plants by the moonlight,
Laughing at losers by the daylight,
Never running from some plant scum,
She is the one named Sailor Boom,
She would never turn her back on her friends,
She will always fight to the end,
She is the one who will always shoot them,
She is the one named Sailor........
Sailor Red Leaf,
Sailor Cherryblossom,
Sailor Bamboo,
With Kusanagi
Secret powers are the guns to her,
She is the one named Sailor Boom
(Instrumental)
Fighting plants by the moonlight,
Laughing at losers by the daylight,
When the Sailors need to help fight,
She is the one named Sailor Boom,
She is the one named Sailor Boom,
She is the one....Sailor Boom!
(Ok, on to the story. This episode is called a "A Boom Star is Born.")
Kome Sawaguchi watched the strange computer screen with furrowed brows. The wallpaper on the screen was...Pikachu?! Matsu's really gotta stop lettin' her son up here, thought Kome. Azusa Matsudaira's son, Jun, would always change Kome's wallpaper because it was so plain.
She felt someone behind her so she turned her head quickly. It was the TAC's computer nerd, Yoshiki Yaegashi. He peered at the computer screen through his glasses and chuckled. "Kome, you like pokemon?!"
Kome quickly turned off the computer screen. "No way!"
Since she felt really embarrassed, she shoved a gun in her pocket and left the office. She didn't pass by many people and she left the building quietly.
She didn't really have a purpose being outside. Maybe she wanted to get away from Yaegashi. Or maybe she was looking for an Aragami. Kome sighed and continued to walk down the sidewalk with her hands in her pockets.
While walking near a toy store, Kome saw someone familiar looking through the glass. She stopped and noticed it was Momiji.
"What are ya starin' at, Momiji?" she asked. Momiji turned to see who had spoken to her. Then she smiled. "Oh hi, Kome! Isn't that teddy bear cute?"
Kome looked through the glass to look at the teddy bear. It was an orange looking bear wearing a black shirt inside a red trench coat with black dress pants and loafers. The bear also had green hair. Kome had a very puzzled look on her face. "That's really weird..."
Momiji giggled. "No it's not! I think it's really cute!"
"Whatever," mumbled Kome as she walked away.
After ten more minutes of walking around, she went to a pay phone. She made a collect call to the TAC office. There Yaegashi accepted the collect call and answered the phone. "Kome! How many times do I have to tell you to stop making collect calls?!"
Kome ignored his question. "So have ya located any Aragami?"
"No," said Yaegashi,"But I tell you what, I..."
Then Kome took the phone away from her ear and hung up. She wanted to go Aragami hunting! She didn't call so she could talk to Yaegashi!
When she was walking near a parking lot, a dog barked at her. She only glanced at it.
"Hey!" someone called. She looked at the dog, it sounded like the voice came from it. She walked closer to it and knelt down. It was a cute dog. It had a blinking pendant on its red collar.
"So you're the one I'm looking for," said the dog. Kome jumped back and fell on her back. "Y-you can t-talk?" she stuttered. The dog wagged its tail. "Of course I can."
She frowned. "Well, I don't see talking dogs everyday."
"Good," said the dog,"At least I know you don't do drugs."
"Um, right. So what ya want dog?" asked Kome puzzled.
"Call me Taka."
Kome got back on her knees. "Fine, Taka."
"You see the pendant I'm wearing?" Taka asked. She nodded for her reply.
"Well, it's blinking. So it means I found Sailor Boom!" exclaimed Taka.
Kome fell on her back again, her eyes popping. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"You're Sailor Boom, the one who can defeat the new breed of Aragami!"
Kome sat down, a large sweatdrop appeared on her forehead. "New breed of Aragami?"
"That's right," said Taka,"They steal human energy."
"This sounds like a really bad Sailor Moon story," muttered Kome.
"Well it is," said Taka in a low voice.
Kome gave the dog a strange look. "Huh?"
"Nevermind about that. But you better take this pendant so you can transform, that's the only way you'll destroy them," said the dog who was scratching under his collar with his hind leg.
Kome laughed and took off his collar. "So, how do I transform?"
"Just say 'Boom Super Power' really loud!" said Taka excitedly.
Kome laughed even louder and held the pendant up. "BOOM SUPER POWER!"
She wasn't really serious but Taka was. There wasn't any Sailor Moon transformation music or glittery ballet dancing. Instantly, Kome's pink jumpsuit turned into a pink camoflauge suit and her wristbands and headband turned pink. In her hands was a pink bazooka. Taka barked to get her attention because she was staring at the bazooka. "Go and get those Aragami before it's too late!"
"Where do I find the suckers?" asked Kome.
Kome walks up to the entrance of a newly built movie theater. She pushes one of the double doors and stops because she hears approaching foot steps behind her. She turns and gasps.
"Sailor Boom, what for us!" called Momiji who wore a skimpy Sailor Scout outfit. She couldn't believe her eyes, Momiji Fujimiya, Ryoko Takeuchi, and Sakura Yamazaki, all looked like Sailor Scouts.
Kome raised an eyebrow. "So Taka got to you guys too, huh?"
"We're the Sailor Scouts coming to rescue your sorry ass!" shouted Sakura. Kome raised an eyebrow at Sakura; Sakura's Sailor Scout outfit seemed a little different from Momiji's and Ryoko's. "And what are you called? Sailor Slut?"
Sakura glares at Kome and looks like she was going to attack. Kome didn't look afraid, she just looked puzzled. Momiji held on to Sakura's arm. "Please don't fight, we have to stop the new breed of Aragami."
"Fine, then let's go," said Kome who was already walking into the new theater.
When the Scouts got inside, they noticed it was deserted. Momiji touched her mitama and looked around. Ryoko looked at her. "Sailor Red Leaf, do you sense anything?"
"Nope, sorry Sailor Bamboo."
"Well, what're we doin' standin' around for? Let's look around to find that Aragami!" said Kome. They passed the video games and the concession stands to get to the first theater they saw on their left. The movie was called Sailor V. Then they entered the Sailor V theater cautiously. The huge screen was black and the lights were still on, it seemed that the movie was just about to start. Momiji gasped and pointed at all the people on the chairs.
"Are they...are they dead?" asked Momiji in a tiny voice. Sakura looked at the person nearest to her. "They look asleep to me."
"Where's that God damn Aragami?" Kome muttered to herself as she raced down the stairs to get to a ramp. She stepped back as she noticed something large and green rise out of the first row. It looked kinda like a large flower. It was the Aragami!
"Let's go get it, girls!" she yelled at the other Scouts.
"Alright!" they yelled which made Kome jump because she didn't know they were right behind her.
As Kome and the girls approached the Aragami, Momiji stopped them.
"What about the speech that you're going to say before you fight it, Sailor Boom?" she asked. Kome was annoyed. "Fuck the speech! Let's fight!"
The Aragami looked their way and yelled in a really messed up voice. Sakura had a seal in her hand. She threw it at the Aragami to freeze it. And it worked.
While the Aragami was frozen, Momiji attacked. "Red Leaf Chain, encircle!"
A chain hovered around Sailor Red Leaf and then shot at the Aragami. It didn't hit the Aragami but it did rip the seal off it's head, causing it to move freely again.
"Momiji! You idiot!" screamed Kome. The Aragami attacked them by hitting them with vines that sprouted out of its body. All the girls fell but Ryoko.
"Bamboo shoots, fly!" she shouted. Bamboo shoots came out of nowhere and tapped the Aragami's head. The Aragami looked even angrier, so it picked up all the girls with its vines and gripped them. Kome struggled to get free. Her pink bazooka was on the ground and she was in the air.
Suddenly a voice rumbled through the theater. "How dare you take energy from the ignorant masses?"
The Aragami looked around to see who had spoken. Momiji looked towards a platform that just suddenly appeared near one of the lights. She gasped. "It's Kusanagi!"
Yes, it was Mamoru Kusanagi who had a tulip in his hand because he couldn't find any roses to imitate Tuxedo Mask.
Suddenly, he throws the tulip to divert the Aragami's attention. The Aragami lets go of a Scout and swats at the tulip. Kusanagi rushes towards it and cuts the rest of its vines with his fore arm blades. The Aragami sprouts another vine and catches Kusanagi in mid air. Kusanagi gritted his teeth at the pain and yelled to Kome. "Sailor Boom! Hurry!"
Kome rolls to the side and quickly picks up the bazooka. Sailor Moon music plays while Kome twirls and tosses the bazooka for about five minutes. Then she stopped and pointed it at the Aragami. Kusanagi looked like he wouldn't survive for very long.
"BOOM BAZOOKA BLAST!" yelled Kome as a huge blast came from the bazooka, eliminating the Aragami. Kusanagi fell to the ground, his clothes were torn. Momiji and the other Scouts went to help him. The energy rose out of the Aragami ashes and returned to the people in the theater. They began to wake up slowly.
Kome laughed. "That Aragami was just Boom-dusted!"
THE END
(Author's Note: Well, I hope you enjoyed that story. Thanks for reading, now please review it.)