desclaimer: harry potter & padfoot ::sigh:: still not mine neither are ANY of the songs unless i become rich & buy them! MWHAAAAA! on with the story!
AN: Hehe! won't say just read the whole thing! oh yes i am obsessed with anime!!
"Here is dumbledore singing a song called Ask DNA from the bebop movie" bob the announcer said. Then Albus came out looking like exactly like a kangaroo with half moon glasses & a long white beard.
Gummed up, brain dead and can't decide
you can't pray enough, you can't hide
You can be cool or you can cry
Do it wrong
Not it all
Or do it right
No one owes you, no one's to blame
Save for bad genes or DNA
Ask your conscience the why and how
Do it then
Do it when
But, do it now
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom
No we all can't be Superfly GQPhdFBI
You can pretend or you can try
Move ahead
Lay down dead
Or slip on by
Just then a goast train painted with hippy flowers & colors rode around the great hall.
When the truth seems so farway
Buddha loves you and Jesus saves
You need answers for your dismay
Ask yourself
Ask your mom
Ask DNA
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom
Kamakamakama ask your mama
Super groover Dahli Lama
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
Come on!
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom
Everyone was scared but couldn't believe that Dumbledore sang that! & that well he sounded young.They could not think of anything else but laugh. So they did.
"Wonderful performance Professer very catchy & a very unusual costume anyway next up is Voldemort(AN: no one had the superstition thingy about saying his name)!" Everyone gasped.
"Yes me!" he said as he & his death eaters walked toward the stage.
"Do not worry everyone it is just a hologram...see." Dumbledore said still in his kangaroo form(AN: i think that would be weird for him to be a kangaroo animagus but since he's such a powerful wizard he can talk so =P) he pokes through Voldie with his tail & it goes fuzzy for a second.
"H-hey! Stop that!"
"never let me have fun. Bob get on with the anouncments" dumbledore said bored.
"kay Albus so next is Moldie Voldie"
TBC
AN: ok how can i not make fun of this. OH wow! I was thinking of what song to sing & it came to me from the tv my evil step dad is watching ::hiss:: what song you'll find out!!
AN: Hehe! won't say just read the whole thing! oh yes i am obsessed with anime!!
"Here is dumbledore singing a song called Ask DNA from the bebop movie" bob the announcer said. Then Albus came out looking like exactly like a kangaroo with half moon glasses & a long white beard.
Gummed up, brain dead and can't decide
you can't pray enough, you can't hide
You can be cool or you can cry
Do it wrong
Not it all
Or do it right
No one owes you, no one's to blame
Save for bad genes or DNA
Ask your conscience the why and how
Do it then
Do it when
But, do it now
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom
No we all can't be Superfly GQPhdFBI
You can pretend or you can try
Move ahead
Lay down dead
Or slip on by
Just then a goast train painted with hippy flowers & colors rode around the great hall.
When the truth seems so farway
Buddha loves you and Jesus saves
You need answers for your dismay
Ask yourself
Ask your mom
Ask DNA
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom
Kamakamakama ask your mama
Super groover Dahli Lama
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
Come on!
What's up sweet cakes?
Who's hip anyway?
Earthgirls are easy
What you gonna do lil' buckaroo?
(Hey you, you better ask her nice!)
All you gotta do, happy fool, is ask your mom
Everyone was scared but couldn't believe that Dumbledore sang that! & that well he sounded young.They could not think of anything else but laugh. So they did.
"Wonderful performance Professer very catchy & a very unusual costume anyway next up is Voldemort(AN: no one had the superstition thingy about saying his name)!" Everyone gasped.
"Yes me!" he said as he & his death eaters walked toward the stage.
"Do not worry everyone it is just a hologram...see." Dumbledore said still in his kangaroo form(AN: i think that would be weird for him to be a kangaroo animagus but since he's such a powerful wizard he can talk so =P) he pokes through Voldie with his tail & it goes fuzzy for a second.
"H-hey! Stop that!"
"never let me have fun. Bob get on with the anouncments" dumbledore said bored.
"kay Albus so next is Moldie Voldie"
TBC
AN: ok how can i not make fun of this. OH wow! I was thinking of what song to sing & it came to me from the tv my evil step dad is watching ::hiss:: what song you'll find out!!