Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANIMAL CROSSING, okay? I also don't own
Fighting Foodons, Pizza Slice, Pokemon, Clow Cards(from CCS). The EVIL
squirrels were mine. MMWWWAAA HAAHAA! *ahem* Don't mind me; I have a very
short attention span...and a very weird mind when it comes fan fiction, and
a creative, also weird sister (she calls herself Shaggy Mane).
Chp.2 Greedy, Stupid, Idiotic, Cheap TOM NOOK! GRR!!
AN: This is about my character from Animal Crossing who moved into Foodton, to find a new place to live, since her old neighborhood, FoodDON, was attacked by Pizza Slice and an army of EVIL squirrels, Pokemon, and Clow (STAR) Cards. So, yeah, her house was sliced, diced, frozen, wet, burned, electrified, must I go on? Remember, I'm writing this as my FIRST fan fic, OKAY? Anyway, R+R.
The stinkin' raccoon (Tom Nook) was STILL laughing and blah blahing! Pie Tin checked the town's clock. It's been..hmm...five hours? She was soon drifting off into her own little world... "...OH! I've got houses DIRT cheap! Just pick one!" The ******* raccoon was STILL TALKING TO HER?! Pie Tin looked at the four (*ahem* UGLY) houses..Umm, she thought. They all look the same..
She picked a house that had a brown/or yellow (I CAN'T REMEMBER, okay? We rented it for a short time! My sister was hogging the game most of the time! Umm, no offense. *laughs nervously*) roof, and, before going in, big headed, jerky, greedy, ******* raccoon TALKED AGAIN! He said, "Please take look around"-Pie Tin growled. She was GOING to do that anyway!-"They're-how do you say? Cozy? Yes, cozy!" Pie Tin thought, you don't know how to say COZY?! Gosh! How could you forget such a word? What have I've gotten myself into?
Pie Tin entered the (UGLY) house, and examined it BRIEFLY. The room was bare; the walls were stone; had a STONE floor; and the only things there was a tape deck (that had no **********music! AT ALL!) and an (unattractive, tiny) orange box that had a college rule (basically, A NOTEBOOK!) place upon it.
Mr. Unmarried(wonder why!) selfish, greedy, idiotic(I'm running out of words, here! I need more words, besides swearing!) Fickle, ugly, fat shop owner of a raccoon asked, "So, did you like the house?"
Pie Tin had two options: "I like it!" or "It's okay, I guess." Let's see. Which to choose? Since this house is umm, well not pretty, the other houses must be very shabby, too. So, she says, "It's...beautiful! (UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!went though her mind). Tom Nook says, "Are you sure you want this house?" Pie Tin's left eye twitched slightly. "YES, I WANT THE **********HOUSE!" Mr. Spiteful, never satisfied, voracious appetite for Bells (the money they use in A.C.), pig headed, dim witted, brainless, hypocrite (besides that d**** fox, Crazy Redd!) Tom Nook, "Well, in total fees and closing cost"-Pie Tin thought, What the ****does he mean, "closing cost"?!- "it all adds up the price of"-Pie Tin put her head to the heavens of A.C., and prayed vigorously for the cheapest price ever-"19,800 Bells." Pie Tin weep pitifully AGAIN like she did on the train, sobbing loudly as she gave over the only 1,000 Bells she had. Tom Nook's greedy paws snatched the star marked bag of money out of her hands, so fast she barely had time to notice it was already gone. (Tom Nook laughs evilly inside his already demented head). "1,000 Bells!" he stated, SOUNDING pleased, (Pie Tin prayed again). "- BUT"-Pie Tin: 0_0 -"this is...NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!" (Pie Tin cried a water fall, much like Usagi, or Serena, as she often called, that would've drowned the A.C. universe).-"Only 1,000 Bells? You ought to be kidding me!" He LAUGHED (AGAIN!!!!AAAHHH!!), his stupid plump tail spun like a busted, out of control helicopter. He spun it so fast, he was spun into the sky and the spinning blades of a giant plane with Sunny Pig's(from Tokyo Pig. I don't THAT either, OKAY?!) face on it, tore the greedy raccoon into pieces, colors of blue (from his uniform) and brown and black (um, his fur) and guts, were covering the skies, shining brightly. Pie Tin watched, and said, "Oooh! Fire works!" Pie Tin shrugged, then went to sleep inside her (*ahem* very disgusting) house and slept onto the cold, hard floor. Tomorrow, she thought, I will meet the idiots... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~~~~~*~*~*~*~*~**~ Next morning* Pie Tin hears a hard knock on her door. She grumbled and got up, stretching her sore muscles. "WHO IS IT?!" She came to the door and opened it.. A horrible sight was placed before her.. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She slammed the door. It was no other than Tom Nook, unscathed and healthy...OOHHHHHHHHHHH, NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will he ever die? Find out next time on "Pie Tin and Com." Author's Note: Hey, this is Digi Garden! I won't be doing the 3rd chapter..My sister (Shaggy Mane) WILL! Beware: if you don't like insane things worse than what you have seen in the last two chapters, um, don't read. But give it a try anyway! May have deaths, drunkenness, and other weird activities. Pretty strange for an eleven year old sis, don't ya think?
AN: This is about my character from Animal Crossing who moved into Foodton, to find a new place to live, since her old neighborhood, FoodDON, was attacked by Pizza Slice and an army of EVIL squirrels, Pokemon, and Clow (STAR) Cards. So, yeah, her house was sliced, diced, frozen, wet, burned, electrified, must I go on? Remember, I'm writing this as my FIRST fan fic, OKAY? Anyway, R+R.
The stinkin' raccoon (Tom Nook) was STILL laughing and blah blahing! Pie Tin checked the town's clock. It's been..hmm...five hours? She was soon drifting off into her own little world... "...OH! I've got houses DIRT cheap! Just pick one!" The ******* raccoon was STILL TALKING TO HER?! Pie Tin looked at the four (*ahem* UGLY) houses..Umm, she thought. They all look the same..
She picked a house that had a brown/or yellow (I CAN'T REMEMBER, okay? We rented it for a short time! My sister was hogging the game most of the time! Umm, no offense. *laughs nervously*) roof, and, before going in, big headed, jerky, greedy, ******* raccoon TALKED AGAIN! He said, "Please take look around"-Pie Tin growled. She was GOING to do that anyway!-"They're-how do you say? Cozy? Yes, cozy!" Pie Tin thought, you don't know how to say COZY?! Gosh! How could you forget such a word? What have I've gotten myself into?
Pie Tin entered the (UGLY) house, and examined it BRIEFLY. The room was bare; the walls were stone; had a STONE floor; and the only things there was a tape deck (that had no **********music! AT ALL!) and an (unattractive, tiny) orange box that had a college rule (basically, A NOTEBOOK!) place upon it.
Mr. Unmarried(wonder why!) selfish, greedy, idiotic(I'm running out of words, here! I need more words, besides swearing!) Fickle, ugly, fat shop owner of a raccoon asked, "So, did you like the house?"
Pie Tin had two options: "I like it!" or "It's okay, I guess." Let's see. Which to choose? Since this house is umm, well not pretty, the other houses must be very shabby, too. So, she says, "It's...beautiful! (UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!went though her mind). Tom Nook says, "Are you sure you want this house?" Pie Tin's left eye twitched slightly. "YES, I WANT THE **********HOUSE!" Mr. Spiteful, never satisfied, voracious appetite for Bells (the money they use in A.C.), pig headed, dim witted, brainless, hypocrite (besides that d**** fox, Crazy Redd!) Tom Nook, "Well, in total fees and closing cost"-Pie Tin thought, What the ****does he mean, "closing cost"?!- "it all adds up the price of"-Pie Tin put her head to the heavens of A.C., and prayed vigorously for the cheapest price ever-"19,800 Bells." Pie Tin weep pitifully AGAIN like she did on the train, sobbing loudly as she gave over the only 1,000 Bells she had. Tom Nook's greedy paws snatched the star marked bag of money out of her hands, so fast she barely had time to notice it was already gone. (Tom Nook laughs evilly inside his already demented head). "1,000 Bells!" he stated, SOUNDING pleased, (Pie Tin prayed again). "- BUT"-Pie Tin: 0_0 -"this is...NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!" (Pie Tin cried a water fall, much like Usagi, or Serena, as she often called, that would've drowned the A.C. universe).-"Only 1,000 Bells? You ought to be kidding me!" He LAUGHED (AGAIN!!!!AAAHHH!!), his stupid plump tail spun like a busted, out of control helicopter. He spun it so fast, he was spun into the sky and the spinning blades of a giant plane with Sunny Pig's(from Tokyo Pig. I don't THAT either, OKAY?!) face on it, tore the greedy raccoon into pieces, colors of blue (from his uniform) and brown and black (um, his fur) and guts, were covering the skies, shining brightly. Pie Tin watched, and said, "Oooh! Fire works!" Pie Tin shrugged, then went to sleep inside her (*ahem* very disgusting) house and slept onto the cold, hard floor. Tomorrow, she thought, I will meet the idiots... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~~~~~*~*~*~*~*~**~ Next morning* Pie Tin hears a hard knock on her door. She grumbled and got up, stretching her sore muscles. "WHO IS IT?!" She came to the door and opened it.. A horrible sight was placed before her.. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She slammed the door. It was no other than Tom Nook, unscathed and healthy...OOHHHHHHHHHHH, NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will he ever die? Find out next time on "Pie Tin and Com." Author's Note: Hey, this is Digi Garden! I won't be doing the 3rd chapter..My sister (Shaggy Mane) WILL! Beware: if you don't like insane things worse than what you have seen in the last two chapters, um, don't read. But give it a try anyway! May have deaths, drunkenness, and other weird activities. Pretty strange for an eleven year old sis, don't ya think?