Chapter 2
The Spiritual Stones
DISCLAIMER: (since everyone else puts this in their stories and I forgot to add it to my first chapter..) I do not own Zelda or any of its characters of anything related to it, blah blah blah.. (Obviously, since this is a fanfic by the way..) So please do not sue me. ^_^
Ahem…
Link hit the side of the Deku tree with the force of a million spongy green sofas and then slid to the ground head first. "ow…"
"Come hither, Link. I have many things I must tell thee." the deku tree said.
"um, what?" said Link.
"Dost thou have courage enough to save this land?"
"er.. you talk funny.."
Navi flew to Link and kicked him in the face, "DO NOT INSULT THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
"Wow, you kicked me, what happened to your mallet?"
"oh don't worry, it's here, see?" Navi slammed the giant mallet down onto Link's face.
"Like thou didn't see that one coming.." said the deku tree.
"Screw you, Dookie Tree."
A giant oversized Deku nut fell from the tree's branches and landed on Links face. "OW!!!"
"Oops!! It slipped! It was those stupid squirrels!!" said the Deku tree.
"Bleh"
"Anyway.. I have been cursed and I need thou to go and solve a bunch of puzzles and kill some spider thingy and stuff like that."
"And I should help you… why?"
"Because I said so!!! And I'll give you some pretty green stone.. Its shiny!!"
"Woah, Shiny!? Heck yeah! I'm in!!" said Link
The next thing Link knew, he was laying on a cold floor, A giant spider looking thing with one giant eyeball was looming over him. "eep!!" squealed Link.
"It's about time you woke up!!" yelled Navi. "It's been really annoying, dragging you around everywhere while I try and beat this dungeon!"
"Where am I? What happened?"
"We went inside the Deku Tree, A deku baba bit you, you lost half a heart, then passed out from fear, and you've been unconscious every since." Said Navi.
"So I'm in the Deku Tree"
"yes"
"About to fight a giant spider Boss thing"
"uh huh"
"For absolutely no benefit to me except a shiney green stone"
"that's right"
The Giant spider, Queen Gohma, cleared her throat "ahem"
"Alright!!! Where's my sharp swingey-hittey thingy –er.. sword?"
".. On your back, in its sheath.."
"Right!!" Link pulled out his sword and jumped on Gohma's back, and continuously beat her in the head with the sword. "aaagh!! Why.. wont.. you die… Hey! I know!!" Link snatched Navi out of the air.
"Hey!!whatareyoudoingLinkareyoustupid,lemmegoandjustfightthestupidspideraaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!"
Link squirted Super glue on Navi and Threw her at Gohma, Navi stuck to Gohma, she buzzed her wings but she couldn't move. "AAAAH!LINKYOUMORON,WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOUAREYOUCRAZYYOURSUPPOSEDTOKILLTHEBLASTEDSPIDERNOTGLUEMETOIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAAAH!! I CANT TAKE THE ANNOYINGNESS!!!" Screamed Gohma "Its Just too much!! Make it stooooooop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST KILL ME NOOWWWWW!!!!" Gohma climbed to the ceiling of the room, and then plummeted to the bottom, Splattering into a thick spidery mush, and then dissolved into a blue light, and turned into a heat container.
**catchy Triumphant Music Plays**
Navi fluttered lopsidedly to Link from the dissolving spider and kicked him in the nose "Why in the world did I get stuck with you?? Ugh… Moron.. " Link and Navi took the Heart Container and stepped into the ring of blue light and was transported outside to talk to the Deku Tree.
"Wheee!!! I did it!!! I did it!!!! Where's my Shiney thingy?!?!?!??!" yelled Link at the Deku Tree. A heavy stone flew and hit Link in his his head. "OW!!!" Link looked down to see what hit him and it was a shiney green stone. "WHEEEEE!!! ITS SHIIIINEY!!!!"
"I guess the last thing that boy needed was another head injury… " Said the Deku Tree, an anime-ish sweatdrop appearing on both The Deku Tree and Navi. "Annyway.. Go kill Ganon, I cant take Links stupidity and Navi's annoyingness, so I'm just gonna die now."
The Deku Tree dies.
"Now we have to find more of the Spiritual Stones!" Said Navi.
"More Shinies????????" Link Grinned.
"ermm… sure.."
So Link and Navi went back to the village to see Mido STILL standing there in the same place he was earlier.
"um… what's up?" said Link to Mido with a Puzzled look on his face.
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!" said Mido.
"hee hee… You said "Dookie" hee hee."
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
"Not necessarily.."
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
"I did not."
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
"No I didn't.."
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
"umm…"
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
"er… Bye!"
"YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!"
Link Walked away towards the cave leading to Hyrule field, he could still hear mido yelling "YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!!!" but it faded away as he got farther away from him.
And so Link and Navi began their journey to Hyrule Castle, Where their Destiny awaited them…
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