Black eyes and bloody noses

If you have noticed in the last chapter, Heero's attitude at times was similar to Duo's. Sorry about that. I never really noticed.

Disclaimer: See Chapter 1

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It was about time before the last bell rang when Wufei got up to Heero, "Yuy!" Heero looked at Wufei, "What do you want now?!" "I'll have to postpone our fight." "Fight…Oh, I forgot" Heero said, "When was it, again?" "It was this afternoon, but I heard Dorothy spreading the word around." Wufei started to walk away, "But don't worry, when you least expect it then I'll get you!" Then, the bell rang.

Duo sat next to Heero on the bus, "What was Wufei talking to you about?" "None of your damn business" Heero flatly said. Duo put his arm around Heero's neck, "Come on, buddy, I already heard about your fight with Wu-man. If there's anything I can do to help…" "Don't!" "Okay! Alright. But I'll watch your back for ya', 'kay?" Heero got out of Duo's headlock, "Whatever, just don't bother me."

"Someone threatened to fight you?!" Doctor J said appallingly, "It has been your second day of school and already you've been threatened to fight?!" Heero nodded his head. "What in the hell is wrong with you, boy?! Can't you ever keep out of trouble?" Heero just looked the other way. "If you get in trouble for fighting, believe you me, there will be consequences!" Doctor J got out of his chair and walked out of the room. "Why do you care, old man" Heero said to himself, "You never cared when I got in trouble before."

Next day, the students of Lady Une's class had another reading assignment to do, and Duo and Wufei were partners. "Duo, did you really put kids in the hospital?" "Yep!" "What for?" "They said I smelt like a sewer, and that was the time before I learned self control!" Wufei's not easily impressed, but now, you can see it in his eyes, "How…what exactly did you do?" "I bust a cap in their asses!" The both of them started laughing like freaks until Lady Une walked up to them, "What do you boys think you're doing?" "Uh…well…" Duo stammered.

"We read something funny and started laughing" Wufei reassuringly said. "Something funny, huh?" Lady Une bent down and pointed out in the book, "You two think the poem 'Broken Arm' is funny?" Duo trailed his eyes a little lower, "Of course! Broken arms are the funniest of all accidents." Lady Une quickly stood up, "You two should pay more attention! We will have a quiz on this poem, with NO notes, thanks to you two!" "Whoa! Slow down, ho!" Wufei said. "What did you say?" Lady Une said. "Do you think you could bend down again, Miss Une?" Duo stupidly asked.

"Alright" Lady Une said. "Really?!" "Yeah, just close your eyes and hold out your hands. You too, Wufei." The both of them did as she said, and with that, WHAM! "OW! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Wufei and Duo both said. Lady Une had slapped their hands and hands with a yard stick. "To teach you two a lesson!" She said. "Oh yeah! I'm gonna sue yo' ass!" Wufei yelled out. "How do you mean, Mr. Chang?" "In public school, you're not aloud to hit other children!" Duo got enlightened, "Hey, that's right!" "Lady Une, I'm gonna sue the panties off you!" Wufei declared. "And bra" added Duo.

"Here you go." Lady Une had shown Duo and Wufei some signed papers. "These are papers that were signed by your guardians, giving me permission to spank the h…pants off of the both of you." Wufei quietly sunk back down to his chair. Duo walked up to Lady Une and tugged on her skirt, "What is it, Duo?" Duo gave her an innocent look, "Can I still sue the panties off you?" Lady Une smacked the back of Duo's head. "Ouch!" "Boy, sit you're a…butt down!"

At lunch, Quatre decides to sit next to Heero, "Hello there" he said with a smile. "What do you want?" he said with some food in his mouth. "Huh? Oh, you must not be use to being greeted much" said Quatre. He inched his way closer to Heero, "I heard that you were going to end up in a fight with Wufei yesterday."  Heero got madder, "You and everyone else."

He stared to walk off until Quatre grabbed his arm, "I'm sorry. I just…wanted to acknowledge your work in computer class today." Heero gave him an angrier look. "The fight…just came up…" Heero sighed then sat back down. "So, what else about computers do you know?" asked Quatre. "Hacking." "What?!" "Huh? I meant, hand typing."

It was almost the end of the day, when Lady Une asked Heero to deliver some paper to Principle Khushrenada, during recess. As Heero was walking down the hall, a fist from his left came out of nowhere and almost hit his nose. "What the hell…?" he said, a little wide eyed. When he looked he saw Wufei. "Remember when I said 'when you least expect it, I'll get you'?" "They dropped." Wufei looked puzzled, "What?" Heero stared at Wufei then he went to the floor to pick up the papers him dropped. Wufei was getting really annoyed by this, so he pushed Heero down with his foot, "Fight me, bitch!" Heero got up and kept his head down, then, at that instant, he punched Wufei on his face.

"Uh oh" Duo said, as he and Trowa turned to a corner from the bathroom. They saw Wufei duck down when Heero tried to take a swing at him. "DUUUOOO! ♥" Duo turned around but Dorothy had clung herself to his back by then. "Hey, Duo. What's up? Where's Heero?" "Where is Heero?" said Relena, who was behind Dorothy. Relena's eyes caught the sight of something and gasped, "what are they doing?!" They saw Heero getting jabbed by Wufei. Relena desperately shook Trowa, "Trowa Barton, why won't you do anything?!" Trowa just had a blank face as he looked squarely at the fight. 

"Wow!! How splendid! A fight between Heero and Wufei." All of the people around her give Dorothy a crazy look, "There's nothing more beautiful!" As the four of them looked on, more and more kids noticed the fight and became spectators. "Duo, what's going on?!" said Hilde, "Why are they beating the hell out of each other?" When she turned her head back to the fight she saw Heero punch Wufei in the mouth. Everybody got surprised as Heero had made Wufei lip and mouth bleed. "How…how could he" a wide eyed Relena said, covering her mouth. Heero turned to Relena, "But…I didn't mean…" "Bastard!" Wufei quickly run to Heero and punched him in the nose, which made his nose bleed. Trowa's eyes got narrower, "This is a problem."

"Huh?" Zechs looked around and barely saw anybody. "This is weird. I never saw so many kids not out for recess, unless…" Zechs, then, heard some noise, "Damn it! I better get Treize."

Heero backed away a little while holding his nose. "Let's finish this!" Wufei yelled out. "Oh, Heero. Don't do this!!!" Relena screamed. "Kick…his…ass!" Dorothy screamed. Wufei charged at Heero as Heero was charging Wufei. But then, Heero tripped on a big rock and, of course, WHAM!! Heero and Wufei's heads collide, again (See Heero's Morning).

Just like before, Heero and Wufei fell to the ground and were holding their heads. "Principal K is coming!!!" a kid screamed out and practically everybody scrambled away. "Heero!" Relena said as the crowd was pushing her away, "oh no, Heero!" "Damn it! All good fights always end" Dorothy said to herself as the crowd pushed her too. Besides Heero and Wufei, only Trowa, Duo, and Hilde stayed behind.

While Heero and Wufei were holding their heads and shedding tears of pain, Trowa through napkins at the both of them. Heero slowly opened his eyes and looked up at Trowa full face. "Trowa, why did you give them napkins?" Hilde asked. "When fighting in school you should never draw any blood or it's expulsion for you." Trowa looked at Wufei and Heero, "You better wipe you mouths before the principal comes." Wufei and Heero started wiping the blood from each other. "Gosh, Trowa, how did you know about the blood rule?" curiously asked Duo. "I've been around and got in some trouble in the past. I'm not even allowed to go back to some of the cities I've once lived in before." Heero and Wufei slowly opened their eyes and looked at Trowa, who had a blank expression.

Treize turned up at the corner, "Hm, why do you children like the put me in such hell" he calmly put, "you two are going back to see your good friend Nurse Noin again."

SMACK!!! "You didn't HAVE to hit me!" Heero said. "The hell I did. What did I tell you before?!" Doctor J yelled out at Heero, "Boy, don't you ever learn anything?! I can't HELP you if you get expelled!" Heero just nodded his head. "Heero, I taught you all that I know, so you better get your ass back to your books." Heero gave a little smirk, "Sure, gramps."

The next day, back in class, all of the kids tried to ask Heero questions like, "Why were you fighting Wufei" and "Did you win?" Heero, with a band-aid on his head, was trying to see if Wufei was in his seat, but only a girl with glasses was there. "Alright, my fifth graders. Calm down! It's time to copy down your notes as I call roll." The student were looked disappointed, "Now don't let me get Master Treize in here." As the students moved away from Heero, he noticed that the girl was looking in his direction but quickly turned back. Relena sat next to Heero, "Heero, what did Mr. Khushrenada do to you?" "I have to stay in detention, for a couple of Saturdays." "Oh my!"

Lady Une continued to read the class roll, "Chang Wufei?" "Present." Heero looked in surprise as he saw who said that. The little girl happened to just be Wufei, except with glasses and his hair out.

During another day of gym, Heero went over to Wufei, "What's up with you look? I thought you were a girl." "Humph! Well, excuse me, Mister I'm-as-slim-as-a-girl!" Wufei yelled out, "For your information, my friend, Sally, thought if I left my hair this way then my band-aid won't be as visible as yours." Heero touched his bandage, "So, what's with the glasses?" "Just because I'm a little nearsighted doesn't mean I'm a geek" Wufei said, "besides, I don't even like them." "Your right," Wufei looked at Heero. "They're not working for you" Heero said back. The both of them started to laugh a little. "What is this, kiss and make-up?" Heero and Wufei looked up at their couch. "Even though you may be friends now I still can't disobey Principal Treize's rules. I still got to watch over you two for a while."

As Heero walked with Duo to their bus, Relena stopped Heero, "Heero, I have something to tell you." "Big surprise. Oh, boy is she forever hooked on that boy" Duo quietly said to himself. "I just wanted to say that I am sorry that you have detention on Saturday." Heero gave Relena a sympathetic look, "Thank you, I…" "But, still, fighting is fighting and you need to face the consequences." Relena seemed to have struck another bad chord in Heero. "Uh oh" Duo said. And with that, Heero pushed Relena aside, "Hm, you do seem to have breasts." Relena's face got completely red, in fear that someone else could have heard that, "WHY YOU…" Relena tried to slap Heero but he quickly got on the bus with Duo, "See ya, Miss Priss!" Duo said. "Come back here!" Relena said on the bus' descent.

"Heero?" "What is it, Duo?" "Why must you always do that to 'Miss Relena'?" "She was simply asking for it." "But, you know, that's just how that crazy girl is." Heero looked out the window, "I know." Duo saw Heero smile a bit, "You know as well as I do that you love school." Heero just smiled, and then laughed.

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I am soooooooooooo sorry this story took so long to put up, but school REALLY cramped up my time. (^_^;) Please review!