Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the International Assassin of course.
In the meantime upstairs Scott and Jean were given the task of rallying the rest of the troops because you know the second something not in the everyday routine happens at mutant manner everyone knows. The first thing Scott and Jean did was take a head count. Those who were still asleep were left to there dreams, but not without Jean or Scott sticking a post-it-note to their forehead telling them to go to the commons room when they woke up. Every one was accounted for except Kitty.
"Rogue, where's Kitty?" asked Scott looking down at her from behind his clipboard.
"Ya, know, Ah think she's still asleep. Ah'll just go and check on her. Ah mean you can't leave every one unattended here, now can, ya?" asked Rogue.
"Good thinking, Rogue," said Scott as she made her way for the door.
There was just one problem. Kitty wasn't even on the premises, she was with Lance and they were in no way shape or form asleep.
As soon as Rogue reached her empty room, she decided to give Kitty a ring.
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Meanwhile back at the brotherhood's house no one was getting any sleep.
YES! YES! LANCE IS A SEX GOD!" screamed Kitty, "HARDER!"
With the invocation of the word 'HARDER' Wanda's glass of water began to pulsate as it sat on the coffee table nest to five bottles of aspirin, three of which were empty. Wanda had been taking aspirin not only because Lance and Kitty, but because of a reoccurring dream she had been having for the past few weeks of a white haired woman that took care of her as a child. No matter how late she stayed up she or how much she racked her brain she couldn't remember anything about the woman. It was so long ago and after that little encounter with Mesmero who could blame her memory for not being as sharp as it once was. Wanda's thoughts were interrupted by none other than Toad.
"It's 3:13 in the morning!" wailed Toad, "Make it stop!"
"I agree, Pietro, go up there and tell her she doesn't have to go home, but she can't stay here!" said Wanda.
"Don't you think I want to!" whined Pietro, "I can't."
"Why not?" asked Blob.
"Because ever since Magneto heard that Lance and Kitty were thinking about having a baby he told me to give them as much space as they wanted," Pietro explained.
"Are you serious?" asked Wanda in disgusted disbelief.
"Yeah, I'm sure. I'm so damn sure that Magneto even faxed over some Xeroxes from a Karma Sutra guide book." said Pietro ready to fall asleep at any moment.
Oh, yeah every one cringed.
Just then the phone rang. Wanda picked it up.
"Hello? Hi, Rogue. You wanna talk to Kitty? Are you sure about that? No reason I'll get her for you," said Wanda as she headed upstairs.
"Wanda, NO!" said Pietro sternly.
"Don't get your panties in a wad, Pietro, I'm not going in." said Wanda.
Wanda trudged upstairs as Peitro watched from the first floor. He admired her bravery, but relished in the thought of being an only, well sort of.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* "KITTY YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL, PICK UP THE PHONE!" Wanda could barely yell over the AC/DC.
Kitty picked up the phone, "HELLO?!"
"KITTY?!" yelled Rogue, "ARE YOU IN A MOSH PIT?!"
"OH, HANG ON! (the music died) Now what did you want?"
"Kitty, you need to come back to the Institute. Long story short Magneto gored Remy. All the adults are in the medical lab. Jean and Scott are in charge of everyone else and they took a head count I can only hold them off for so long . . . Kitty?"
"LANCE, DON'T STOP!" yelled Kitty.
"Oh ,Kitty, yer not . . .KITTY PAY ATTENTION!" Rogue screamed into the receiver.
"Like what?" asked Kitty.
"Like get your ass home, NOW!" said Rogue imitating Kitty, "Listen closely Ah'm gonna turn the shower on and when you come back THROUGH THE WINDOW, turn off the shower and come down to the commons room. Ya, got it?"
"Ya, like I got it," said Kitty.
Rogue hung up the phone, "Whah me Lord?"
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"Are you sure you have to go?" asked Lance.
"Ya, like Magneto gored Remy and now everyone's going ballistic. Have you seen my pants, or my shoes? I'm not even going to try and find my underwear . . ." Kitty trailed off.
"I think they're under the bed . . .wait, Magneto gored Remy?!" asked Lance rather dumbstruck.
"I don't know anything else, but don't say anything to anyone, but Wanda for now until I can find out more." said Kitty as she zipped her jeans, kissed Lance and ran out the front door.
The rest of the brotherhood watched as Kitty went flying out the door. There was a brief celebration and then everyone went to bed, all knowing that they would owe Rogue big one of these days.
Kitty raced home scaled the tree outside her window, turned off the shower and raced downstairs.
"Kitty, I'm glad you finally decided to join us," said Scott sarcastically.
"What did you like want me to do come down in a towel?" asked Kitty mockingly.
"Weren't you wearing that yesterday?" asked Jean.
"Uh, yes . . .yes I was. I did my laundry late last night . . .in my pajamas." Kitty concocted quickly.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the International Assassin of course.
In the meantime upstairs Scott and Jean were given the task of rallying the rest of the troops because you know the second something not in the everyday routine happens at mutant manner everyone knows. The first thing Scott and Jean did was take a head count. Those who were still asleep were left to there dreams, but not without Jean or Scott sticking a post-it-note to their forehead telling them to go to the commons room when they woke up. Every one was accounted for except Kitty.
"Rogue, where's Kitty?" asked Scott looking down at her from behind his clipboard.
"Ya, know, Ah think she's still asleep. Ah'll just go and check on her. Ah mean you can't leave every one unattended here, now can, ya?" asked Rogue.
"Good thinking, Rogue," said Scott as she made her way for the door.
There was just one problem. Kitty wasn't even on the premises, she was with Lance and they were in no way shape or form asleep.
As soon as Rogue reached her empty room, she decided to give Kitty a ring.
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Meanwhile back at the brotherhood's house no one was getting any sleep.
YES! YES! LANCE IS A SEX GOD!" screamed Kitty, "HARDER!"
With the invocation of the word 'HARDER' Wanda's glass of water began to pulsate as it sat on the coffee table nest to five bottles of aspirin, three of which were empty. Wanda had been taking aspirin not only because Lance and Kitty, but because of a reoccurring dream she had been having for the past few weeks of a white haired woman that took care of her as a child. No matter how late she stayed up she or how much she racked her brain she couldn't remember anything about the woman. It was so long ago and after that little encounter with Mesmero who could blame her memory for not being as sharp as it once was. Wanda's thoughts were interrupted by none other than Toad.
"It's 3:13 in the morning!" wailed Toad, "Make it stop!"
"I agree, Pietro, go up there and tell her she doesn't have to go home, but she can't stay here!" said Wanda.
"Don't you think I want to!" whined Pietro, "I can't."
"Why not?" asked Blob.
"Because ever since Magneto heard that Lance and Kitty were thinking about having a baby he told me to give them as much space as they wanted," Pietro explained.
"Are you serious?" asked Wanda in disgusted disbelief.
"Yeah, I'm sure. I'm so damn sure that Magneto even faxed over some Xeroxes from a Karma Sutra guide book." said Pietro ready to fall asleep at any moment.
Oh, yeah every one cringed.
Just then the phone rang. Wanda picked it up.
"Hello? Hi, Rogue. You wanna talk to Kitty? Are you sure about that? No reason I'll get her for you," said Wanda as she headed upstairs.
"Wanda, NO!" said Pietro sternly.
"Don't get your panties in a wad, Pietro, I'm not going in." said Wanda.
Wanda trudged upstairs as Peitro watched from the first floor. He admired her bravery, but relished in the thought of being an only, well sort of.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* "KITTY YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL, PICK UP THE PHONE!" Wanda could barely yell over the AC/DC.
Kitty picked up the phone, "HELLO?!"
"KITTY?!" yelled Rogue, "ARE YOU IN A MOSH PIT?!"
"OH, HANG ON! (the music died) Now what did you want?"
"Kitty, you need to come back to the Institute. Long story short Magneto gored Remy. All the adults are in the medical lab. Jean and Scott are in charge of everyone else and they took a head count I can only hold them off for so long . . . Kitty?"
"LANCE, DON'T STOP!" yelled Kitty.
"Oh ,Kitty, yer not . . .KITTY PAY ATTENTION!" Rogue screamed into the receiver.
"Like what?" asked Kitty.
"Like get your ass home, NOW!" said Rogue imitating Kitty, "Listen closely Ah'm gonna turn the shower on and when you come back THROUGH THE WINDOW, turn off the shower and come down to the commons room. Ya, got it?"
"Ya, like I got it," said Kitty.
Rogue hung up the phone, "Whah me Lord?"
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"Are you sure you have to go?" asked Lance.
"Ya, like Magneto gored Remy and now everyone's going ballistic. Have you seen my pants, or my shoes? I'm not even going to try and find my underwear . . ." Kitty trailed off.
"I think they're under the bed . . .wait, Magneto gored Remy?!" asked Lance rather dumbstruck.
"I don't know anything else, but don't say anything to anyone, but Wanda for now until I can find out more." said Kitty as she zipped her jeans, kissed Lance and ran out the front door.
The rest of the brotherhood watched as Kitty went flying out the door. There was a brief celebration and then everyone went to bed, all knowing that they would owe Rogue big one of these days.
Kitty raced home scaled the tree outside her window, turned off the shower and raced downstairs.
"Kitty, I'm glad you finally decided to join us," said Scott sarcastically.
"What did you like want me to do come down in a towel?" asked Kitty mockingly.
"Weren't you wearing that yesterday?" asked Jean.
"Uh, yes . . .yes I was. I did my laundry late last night . . .in my pajamas." Kitty concocted quickly.