Disclaimer: I do not own anything that J.R.R.Tolkien invented. Nor do I own the tune of this song.

This song should be sung to the tune of "Material Girl" by Madonna.

This song is obviously about Gimli!

ENJOY!!
Some Elves kick me,

Some Elves fight me,

I think that's OK,

But if they don't give me proper credit,

I just walk away.
They can laugh,

And they can tease,

But they can't see the light,

Only Elves that give out punches,

Make my rainy day.
'Coz we are living in a material world,

And I am a material Dwarf,

You know that we are living in a material world,

And I am a material Dwarf.
A/N: Please read and review my other Lord of The Rings theme tunes, and my Lord of The Rings story!

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