"Cain..." croaked Lilith. "Oh, Caniepoo. I've got a present for you. It's called... YOUR DICK IN MY CUNT, PRONTO!"
Lilith crept around in the woods until she came upon a clearing which was shaded by the forest canopy. There, in the very center, on top of a small earthen mound, Cain and Abel were engaged in a 69.
"Oh Christ you fucking sex crazed lunatics..." screamed Lilith, "FUCK A FUCKING GIRL, for FUCK'S SAKE!"
"But Lilith," said Cain, "you're all nasty. You've got maggots in your bush and shit. You're a gross slut!"
"I've never copulated with a female before," said Abel.
"Oooh, so you're technically a virgin!" said Lilith.
"I suppose..." mused Abel. "Though, I've fucked a sheep. I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down its throat. So what? Oh yeah, I've even sucked my old man's cock."
"Don't forget my cock!" Cain chimed in. "But you aren't thinking of fucking this nasty slut, are you?"
"I dunno, I want to know what sex is like the way GOD intended..." said Abel.
"Don't go for that shit, Abel," said Cain. "God is our fucking ENEMY. He cast us out into the barren wastelands of Iraq. Just think, one day he'll probably create a superpower of a nation allied with the state of Israel who will come back and nuke the Garden of Eden off the face of the earth. I mean, he's THAT fucking evil."
"Wow," said Lilith, "that's pretty evil."
"SHUT UP BITCH!" said Cain. "So Abel, are you gonna fuck her or not?"
"Well Lilith, what do you think?" asked Abel.
"ABEL!" shouted Cain, "Don't do it man, she just wants to use you as a semen bank from which to birth her unholy spawn!"
"Oh, you're just jealous..." said Abel.
"Jealous with CONCERN for my little brother's well being! You think fucking a goat is nasty... well this chick is as nasty as fucking ten thousand goats!"
"I don't mind, can't I just give it a try?" asked Abel.
"Abel, god help me, I'll restrain you physically if I have to..." said Cain.
Lilith crept around in the woods until she came upon a clearing which was shaded by the forest canopy. There, in the very center, on top of a small earthen mound, Cain and Abel were engaged in a 69.
"Oh Christ you fucking sex crazed lunatics..." screamed Lilith, "FUCK A FUCKING GIRL, for FUCK'S SAKE!"
"But Lilith," said Cain, "you're all nasty. You've got maggots in your bush and shit. You're a gross slut!"
"I've never copulated with a female before," said Abel.
"Oooh, so you're technically a virgin!" said Lilith.
"I suppose..." mused Abel. "Though, I've fucked a sheep. I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down its throat. So what? Oh yeah, I've even sucked my old man's cock."
"Don't forget my cock!" Cain chimed in. "But you aren't thinking of fucking this nasty slut, are you?"
"I dunno, I want to know what sex is like the way GOD intended..." said Abel.
"Don't go for that shit, Abel," said Cain. "God is our fucking ENEMY. He cast us out into the barren wastelands of Iraq. Just think, one day he'll probably create a superpower of a nation allied with the state of Israel who will come back and nuke the Garden of Eden off the face of the earth. I mean, he's THAT fucking evil."
"Wow," said Lilith, "that's pretty evil."
"SHUT UP BITCH!" said Cain. "So Abel, are you gonna fuck her or not?"
"Well Lilith, what do you think?" asked Abel.
"ABEL!" shouted Cain, "Don't do it man, she just wants to use you as a semen bank from which to birth her unholy spawn!"
"Oh, you're just jealous..." said Abel.
"Jealous with CONCERN for my little brother's well being! You think fucking a goat is nasty... well this chick is as nasty as fucking ten thousand goats!"
"I don't mind, can't I just give it a try?" asked Abel.
"Abel, god help me, I'll restrain you physically if I have to..." said Cain.