SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!
By Ginny Starwind


QUICK NOTE!!:
Bakura = Yami Bakura

Ryou = Bakura

Yami = Yami Yugi

Yugi = Yugi

Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of the characters!! It's NOT a self-insertion
fic!!!!!!!! I got the idea from Keaira telling me I couldn't have any more
Nerds!! I just got the idea yesterday!! I also went through great trouble to
get this story done. I almost got it taken away from me in History!!
Please review it!!

Chapter 1: Why Sugar, Bakura and Yami don't mix

"I wonder why Kaiba invited us over to his place." said Bakura.

"I don't know. It seems suspcious..." said Yami as he and Bakura walked
into Kaiba Corp. The second they went in the door they saw...

"CANDY!!!!!!!!!!"

They immediately consumed -all- of it.

"Stupid... tomb robber!! You ate the last box of Nerds!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! stupid Pharaoh."

One of Kaiba's bodyguards immediately came and took them into the -big-
stretch limo where Kaiba was already in the front. With ear muffs on. In the
middle of the summer.

As they were driving down the road Yami and Bakura were fascinated by the
back of the limo.

"Oh lookie!! Regis and Kelly!! Hey Ryou watches this show!!" said Bakura
as the channel changed to Barney.

"So does Yugi!! I love you! You love me!.." he started very off-key.

"We're a happy family!!..." Bakura helped him finish. They continued to sing
the song. 15 times. Then Yami found....

"OH!! Look at all the buttons!!"

"Move over!! Lemme see!!" said Bakura pushing Yami off the seat.

"STUPID TOMB ROBBER!!!!!!!" said Yami getting back up and pushing Bakura
off the seat. This went on for several minutes until they were both able to
see.

"Oh!! What does -this- button do?!" said Yami with a voice that, oddly
enough, sounded like Deedee from Dexter's Lab.

"Oh... the window goes up and down and up and down and up and down and up and
down..."

Flash to the front of the limo. The driver had one of those retarded veins on
his head and looked like he was about to drive off the road.

"Remember what I'm paying you." said Kaiba. Man was he glad he brought his
ear muffs. "The results will be worth the torture." He smirked.

"Up and down and up and down..."
"I'm -BORED-!!!" said Bakura putting his arm on one of the buttons.
A thing with two glasses with liquids inside came out.

"Oh.. what is it?!" said Yami.

"I dunno. Let's drink it!!" said Bakura quickly intaking the unknown
substance.

Again flash to the front.

"Crap! They found the margirtia(sp?) button!!" said Kaiba. When he looked
back Yami and Bakura where,literally, bouncing on the walls of the limo.

Back.

"Boingy. Boingy. Boingy. Boingy. Boingy." said both Yami and Bakura each
time they hit one of the walls of the limo. Then they flew to the front
part of the limo.

"Owie! Why did we fly forward?!" said Bakura in a hyper/agrivated voice.

"oh...." said Yami noticing the door open -very- quickly and saw the very
large monstrousity in front of them.

In very big letters it read 'MALL'.

~Fine

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