I would like to express my deepest sympathies for the astronauts and their families. For those of you Who are probably the most clueless people in America, the space shuttle Columbia went down over Texas. It's all over the news. So go watch it. Well I better put this back on the internet.

SUGAR RUSH!!!!



First of all I want to thank all of the people who reviewed this fic!! To the

first 4 who reviewed just thought you'd like to know you reviewed before I

was even off the internet!! Also thanks to katiekat1414 who even went as

far as to add me to her fav stories and authors!! But on w/ the reviews!!

Ritina: Of course you need more and here it is!!

Meaghan: Yes the infamous fruit will be in here eventually. Thank you for

correcting me on my spelling error! Here is the next chappie! And I think

it's impossible to scare me since I have NZ and Chelsea as friends!! J/K!!

You didn't creep me out!

Yami Yugi 64: I'm glad I could solve your no-laughing problem.

katiekat1414: You are one of the most....hyper... reviewers I've ever had!

Keep on reviewing!! Sorry it's out SO late!!!!!

Keaira: Keaira no wonder you love this fic, you helped me come up with the

idea! YAY!! You put Yami Bakura in your review!!

Taito-kisses: Hey I want some M&M's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mahara: Yeah they only had a certain type of sugar back then. The kind we

have has all of the nutrients taken out of it. Or at least that's what my

mom says about sugar...

HPDigiPokefan: You should be filled with excitement because the mall is

going into chaos! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of them. I WANT to own Bakura but that won't

ever happen now will it?!



NOTE:Same thing with the character names as before!

ANOTHER NOTE: I want to say(so I don't get in trouble!!) I borrowed the

'ring... pendant.. ARTICLE OF JEWERLY' thing from I forgot how to spell

her author name and I can't get on the internet right now. But the fic

is called 'They're coming to take me away haha!' It's in my favs! It's

alot funnier than mine!!



WARNING!!: Some one DIES!!!!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2: The Chaos Begins!

By: Ginny Starwind



"oh..... lemme see!! STUPID PHARAOH!!!" said Bakura pushing Yami out of the

limo.

"STUPID TOMB ROBBER!!!" said Yami pulling Bakura out of the limo. The two

ancient Egyptians continued to duke it out until Yami had ahold on Bakura's

hair and Bakura was about to knock Yami unconscious with his ring...

pendant... ring... pendant.... ARTICLE OF JEWELRY!!

"where'd the fun thing go?!" asked Bakura as he knocked out Yami with his

article of jewerly because the limo had 'mysteriously' disappeared.

After about five minutes of Bakura poking Yami -"Poke. Poke. Poke.--"- he

finally woke up.

"Let's go inside!!!!" said Yami running in. When he and Bakura came inside

the place was lit up with lights they knew were NOT candles. Today we know

them as Christmas lights but our ancient Egyptian friends don't know that

do they?

"IT'S TIME FOR THE FESTIVAL OF RA!!!!!!!!!!!" said Yami looking at the

lights. "AH!!!!!!! I"M NOT IN CEREMONIAL DRESS!!!!!"

"BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Another one of your parties I have wrecked!!!!!" cried

Bakura.

"THAT WAS YOU?!?!?!" screamed Yami.

"Is that Tea and Yugi?!" said Bakura looking into the food court. This is

another one of those great inventions they have yet to discover.

((A/N: Yes I believe we are both thinking the same thing!!))

"Yes, it is the accursed hikari. Let us jump him so he will die!!" said

Yami launching into the food court. and wrestled Yugi to the ground.

"Help me! Help me! Help me!" said Yugi squirming but to no avail.

"PEACE! LOVE! NO FIGHTING!! NO FIGHTING!!!!" Tea started.

"NO!!!!!!!! The accursed screams!!!! WORST than a hikari!!!!!!" said Bakura

lauching into attack mode. "MUST DIE!" He pounced with his trusty ol'

dagger from his tomb robber days and stabbed her. ((SEREG!! GURTH!!!

AND!!!! AMARTH!!!!!)) (1)

"YES!! THE STUPID ONE IS DEAD!!!!!" screamed Yami getting off of Yugi to go

rejoice. He and Bakura followed by chanting something in ancient Egyptian

which went something like this.

"DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH WITCH? THE WICKED WITCH!--"

I believe you can fill in the rest.

"What is that?!" asked Bakura pointing at Tumbleweed.

((I WANT THE WEED!!!!)) It had an Icee machine inside....

"It tastes yummy...."said Yami eating it right out of the machine.

"Sir.... I don't think you're supposed to do that..." said a poor worker

with red poofy hair. ((KUWABARA!!!)) (2)

"Am I allowed to do this?!" asked Bakura slamming a packet of hot sauce

between his hands. Needless to say, it squirted out into the poor worker's

eyes. He fled away screaming and Yami and Bakura are left to decide who

gets what color.

"I WANT THE RED ONE!!!" screamed Yami launching at it,

"BUT I WANT IT!!" said Bakura pulling Yami back by his foot. This again

resulted in the two Egyptians fighting. Bakura ended up getting the red

one and Yami got the blue. ((A/N: What can I say? I'm biased.))

"Those were good." said Yami.

"Yeah what's that?" said Bakura pointing at a clothing store.

"Let's go see." said Yami getting up. They proceeded to run over top the

store knocking down anyone that was in they're way. Which happened

to include Pegasus. Who died two seconds later. ((HIM!!)) (1)

"THOSE POPLE ARE TRAPPED!!!!!!!" screamed Bakura.

"We must save them!!" said Yami.

"Mmmmmm......" said Bakura. He had sat down and mysteriously got

himself some caramel corn. He, again, didn't know that was what it was.

"This is better than that crap the mother Nile gave to us!!"

"Lemme try some!!" said Yami launching at it. Bakura moved slightly to

the side.

"Get your own."

"MORE CANDY!!!!!" said Yami looking at the shop where Bakura had

gotten the caramel corn.

They began to attack teh store. Eating all of the candy in sight.

"Hey I like this place!!" said Bakura in a squeaky voice.

"Yeah!! Let's go see ALL of it!!!" exclaimed Yami as he and Bakura

ventured into the great unknown.



~Fin



YAY!!!!! It's done!! Notice how this is longer than the first!! I

personally don't think this is as funny as the first one. If you want to

read a funny one go to my fav authors click on Keaira and go the one

about Yami and Bakura learning about our era. It's funnier than mine!!

BTW However many reviews I get depends on how fast the next one

comes out!! I'll even give you the title!!

CHAPTER 3: Yami looks good in jewelry.

I have up to at least six or seven chapters ideas all ready I just

need to write them!! SO click the review button!!!



(1)= That's elvish. Basically it says ((BLOOD!! DEATH!!! AND!!!! DOOM!!!!!))

Sorry if there was any confusion. The second one is also elvish. It

means cool!

(2)= Guy from YuYu Hakusho. My other current obsession.

For all of you who have already read this are going "What the crap?" but I changed the name from Anzu to Tea because Tea is the one who is stupid Anzu is cool! I only changed my mind because I bought an issue of SHOUNEN JUMP and it had Yu-gi-oh! In there and Anzu is cool! She threatens to kill Joey (or w/e his Japanese name is)