Ren's Wet Dream
By: Karre
Warnings: Weirdness, Insanity, Semi-Graphic Sex Acts
Pairing: Ren x ?
//blah//- dream
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Tao Ren whimpered softly in his sleep. "Oh! Ooh!" //Something pale and cool ran
smoothly over perfect planes.// "Oh, please!" he gasped.
Yoh peeked into the room to see Ren groaning, eyes tightly shut, a sheen of sweat on his
forehead. //Something dark slid slowly, teasingly, downward to join the white.// Ren began to
pant and toss. Yoh chuckled and left the room.
//The black and white began to move together and something incredible hard was thrust
in. The black and white caress the sheer planes as the shaft moved at a feverish pace.//
Bilica wandered into the room looking for her brother. She was concerned for Ren's
health as she watched him fling his head from side to side, his breaths coming short, and sweat
covering his brow. "More! Faster!" Bilica blinked, and realization dawned. She backed out of the
room slowly as Ren murmured, "So close..."
//In one perfect moment everything became inextricably wound and reached completion.
He swallowed eagerly and moaned at the taste.//
"So good," he sighed contentedly. He woke up and stretched, then headed to the kitchen
where Yoh and Bilica were talking. They both looked up. "Did you have a nice nap?" she asked.
"Yes, but I'm very thirsty." With that he poured himself a tall glass and began searching
the cabinets.
"Good dreams, Ren?"
"Very. That's what made me thirsty," he said, continuing to ransack the cupboards.
Yoh laughed. "I guess so. The same thing happens to me."
Ren raised his eyebrows. "To you?"
"Of course. We all get them once in a while. Did you think you were the only one?"
"Yes. And my sister seemed to confirm it. She said that only I have such vivid dreams
about-" he cut himself off abruptly and his eyes lit up. He poured an obscene amount of
chocolate syrup into his glass, stirred it, and swallowed gratefully, his eyes rolling up into his
head. "-chocolate milk!" he gasped.
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Authress's Notes:
Yes, your eyes have not decieved you! You really did just read a Ren x Chocolate Milk. ::gryn:: I
TOLD you it would be weird! This idea came to me at 3:30 in the morning during a 22.63 hour
anime marathon. _ You should have seen me afterward. @_@ But wait, there's more! My
counterpart Jinu is planning to do a sequel, so be on the look out. It's in the works as we speak!
YAY for Jinu!
~Karre (aka Kame-sama)
By: Karre
Warnings: Weirdness, Insanity, Semi-Graphic Sex Acts
Pairing: Ren x ?
//blah//- dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tao Ren whimpered softly in his sleep. "Oh! Ooh!" //Something pale and cool ran
smoothly over perfect planes.// "Oh, please!" he gasped.
Yoh peeked into the room to see Ren groaning, eyes tightly shut, a sheen of sweat on his
forehead. //Something dark slid slowly, teasingly, downward to join the white.// Ren began to
pant and toss. Yoh chuckled and left the room.
//The black and white began to move together and something incredible hard was thrust
in. The black and white caress the sheer planes as the shaft moved at a feverish pace.//
Bilica wandered into the room looking for her brother. She was concerned for Ren's
health as she watched him fling his head from side to side, his breaths coming short, and sweat
covering his brow. "More! Faster!" Bilica blinked, and realization dawned. She backed out of the
room slowly as Ren murmured, "So close..."
//In one perfect moment everything became inextricably wound and reached completion.
He swallowed eagerly and moaned at the taste.//
"So good," he sighed contentedly. He woke up and stretched, then headed to the kitchen
where Yoh and Bilica were talking. They both looked up. "Did you have a nice nap?" she asked.
"Yes, but I'm very thirsty." With that he poured himself a tall glass and began searching
the cabinets.
"Good dreams, Ren?"
"Very. That's what made me thirsty," he said, continuing to ransack the cupboards.
Yoh laughed. "I guess so. The same thing happens to me."
Ren raised his eyebrows. "To you?"
"Of course. We all get them once in a while. Did you think you were the only one?"
"Yes. And my sister seemed to confirm it. She said that only I have such vivid dreams
about-" he cut himself off abruptly and his eyes lit up. He poured an obscene amount of
chocolate syrup into his glass, stirred it, and swallowed gratefully, his eyes rolling up into his
head. "-chocolate milk!" he gasped.
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Authress's Notes:
Yes, your eyes have not decieved you! You really did just read a Ren x Chocolate Milk. ::gryn:: I
TOLD you it would be weird! This idea came to me at 3:30 in the morning during a 22.63 hour
anime marathon. _ You should have seen me afterward. @_@ But wait, there's more! My
counterpart Jinu is planning to do a sequel, so be on the look out. It's in the works as we speak!
YAY for Jinu!
~Karre (aka Kame-sama)