*~*~*~*THANXS MOULIN ROUGE!*~*~*~*

HeHEHE hope that everyone likes my story so far because I think that it's great well that's also because this is romance humor confusion just like ME! Anyway REVIEW!

Disclaimer:: I do not own any of these charters and would like to thanks the Harry potter committee and any other reverence that I have made to anyone else [ though I want George I need George o baby o baby {he he he }]

Confusions in the Air Everywhere I look around

Harry Harry Harry now looks what you have done with those muggles again. My little boy getting all locked up. Tear tear sniff sniff. Anyway Fred, George will get with me because I can't use magic in the muggle world DUH! So they have worked out the plan immediately as I showed them your letter. They gave me the weirdest smirk so they know what they are doing. So I'll see you some time tonight.

~ron~

Ron gave the letter to Hedwig and got her out before she torched Pig again. I mean that poor duck! I was almost in tears when I couldn't find Ducky: sniff sniff better go do..................something .................. that.................. includes.................. Hermoine ........WHAT! No I must go do something that will make me happy like ............... like................ Like Hermoine. NO! I have to go do something that will make me miserable yes that's it I win the WAR!

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"WAHOOOOOOO!" Harry clamat [sorry speaking Latin {nasty Latin} that's like the only word I know hahahaha {sorry bout that}] shouts

"Quiet down in their boy or I'll really have something for you to shout about BOY!" Uncle Vernon yells down the shaft.

Nothing, nothing could ruin Harry's day know. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh I feel like I could sing!

"All you need is love
Please don't start that again
All you need is love
A girl has got to eat
All you need is love
She'll end up on the street
Uhh
All you need is love
Love is just a game"

"HARRY!" Bellowed Uncle Vernon he banged on the door as if he could knock it down "STOP SINGING THIS INTENT OR I'LL COME RIGHT IN THERE AND RIP OUT YOUR BLOODY VOCAL CORDS!"

" You would clime through the shaft Uncle Vernon?!? You must have lost what 5 million pounds in what just one week!" Harry sounding astonished "has been on Jenny or did you make friends with Rosie?"

"HARRY!" Uncle Vernon yells "blahblahblah NO DINNER blahblahblah Ashamed blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT US" and on and on and on

Sounds like a tape recorder. Harry goes through out his room putting his stuff all packet and by his bed so when Ron came he would be ready to just leave and leave a letter for Uncle Vernon for when he wakes up he'll know what happened.

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"Ron"

"Shierhiehtit What?"

" Wake up were going to go get Harry come on" said Fred

" How *yawn* are we going to get through the *yawn* door?" Asked Ron

"With this" Fred pulled out a blue lightsyber

"WOW! Where'd you get that!"

"Yeesh Ron thinks that you could wake up the whole house?" Ron mumbles "sorry" " and just for your information we borrowed it from Luke Skywalker duh."

"Yeah ok lets stop this mumbo-jumbo get on with this" George shoved a broomstick in Ron's hand

"To the Muggles" George whispered

"To the Muggles" Fred whispered

"Hehehehehe to the muggles" Ron laughed

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*Thump Thump!* Harry woke up hearing loud bumping noises beneath him.

YES! THEY'RE HERE! I'M SAVED! Harry got up and threw off some of this clothes and threw some fresh ones on, and sat on his bed waiting until they -

"SHZZWUANG! Fred quiet that thing down." It sounded like Ron

Well what am I suppose to do put a muffler on the thing? Luke didn't!"

"Yeah well look where he ended up fighting with his father and basically killing him."

" Hey you guys kind of need a little help in here!" Harry said from the inside

"Oh yeah right well here goes nothing" George put the lightsyber into the door.

The lightsyber intensity started to eat away at the cold metal door. In just a few minutes there was a hole big enough for Harry to get through.

" Ok Harry grab your stuff and let's get out of here." Said Ron

Harry, Ron, George, and Fred crept down the stairs as quiet as they could. Harry went over to the kitchen table and placed the note. "Fred my wand and my potions are under the stairs could you get them?"

" So problem Harry" Fred went over to the stairs and with a paperclip unlocked the lock with a *click*

Fred took Harry's things and left with his potions under his arm "Here Harry" handing Harry his wand "The Burrow"

Next George stepped forward with Harry's trunk "The Burrow"

"Hop on Harry we got to get back soon before the muggles get down here."

So Harry hopped on "The -"

"HARRY!"

"SHIT RON! GO!"

"THE BURROW"

"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY U STUPID FUCKER!" and whoosh! Harry and Ron are out of there.

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