Thanks to all of you who DIDN'T REVIEW! But that's ok because I still love you. In the big bad world today I got a gift and it says To Ginny Weasley From Harry Potter. LoL science class rules. Hope that yall like my story!

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The Letter

Dear Ginny Weasley,

StaY aWaY froM my HaRry POTTer! If YOU do kNoT tHen yoU wIll haVE a GR8 PUNIShment!

Ginny got a letter from a person. This person, she did not know. This person was a mystery. What kind of person would send me a letter like this? Who would send this to me? Lots of girls would love to have Harry all to themselves, but Harry wants me. And well… I want him to, so that will just have to be. She can't scare us.

"Ginny?" Harry asked "Baby you don't look good. What is in the letter you got?"

"Oh, umm… it's nothing." Harry looked over at Ginny oddly. "It's just a prank letter, you know. It's most likely from Fred, you know how he can be such a prankster."

"Ok," Harry didn't really believe her but he just shook it off. "Hermione…" Hermione and Ron were just holding hands and looking deep into each other's eyes. "HERMIONE!"

"Huh? What do you want? Harry, you don't have to yell, you know."

"Right, ummm… what class do we have next?"

"Ummm…" Hermione looked through her backpack and pulled out a deep red envelope.

"We have DADA first. I wonder who the new teacher will be?"

"I don't I don't see him at the table." Ginny said.

"Maybe he's sick?" suggested Ron.

"I don't know, I don't know."- Harry.

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River Vanjoule was a breath of fresh air to the DADA department. The normal dark and gloomy DADA room, was now full of baby blue paint, pink and yellow flowers on the walls, and new satin red curtains over the windows making the room look red when the sunlight shines through.

"She's a bit young, Headmaster. Why would a fresh happy go lucky young woman be finding this job the job for her?" Snape asked coldly

"Yes she is a very lovely girl." Lovely girl, my ass Snape thought. "River is one of the best Auror's in the world, and the youngest. Now River believes that Voldermort has returned, unlike Fudge. So she decided to come here to teach everything she knows. As long as she has Friday nights, for some… me time, as she calls it."

"Will she get the job done?"

"She will do anything to get these young people to understand what the world is like beyond Hogwart's."

"Now, how old is she exactly?"

"25, Severus."

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"Has anyone seen the new DADA teacher?"

"I heard it's a girl."

"She's really young."

"She gets Friday nights off."

The whole class was talking about who River was, because know one had ever seen her.

Then, River entered the room with her tight black robe with the hem in roses. The

roses were bewitched to smell like the real thing. So her scent was of freshly cut flowers.

The whole class stopped talking.

"Well, I see that you have all found your seats easily enough. Now lets see who's here." River took out a role of parchment with all of the names. "I am going to pass out this paper, and when it comes to you, put a check by your name." River handed the parchment out. "Ok, my name is River Vanjoule. But please, just call me River." The class stared. "Professor Vanjoule makes me sound old, and well… I'm not that old." The class nodded in agreement. "Ok, that's enough! It's too quiet! For the next fifteen minutes I want noise. Lots, and lots of noise. I don't care how you make the noise, just don't kill anyone. Go, Go!" River went over to her desk and started writing in a notebook.

The class slowly got up, except for Hermione who takes out her wand and says "Rictusempra" pointing at Harry "Rictusempra" points at the whole class.

River looked up from her notebook and saw the whole class laughing, except of course, Hermione. "Ahhhh… yes, good job,Miss. Granger. Twenty points to Gryffindor." Turns to the class "Ricktusemra!" The class stoped laughing, and they all went back to their seats. "Now, Miss.Granger is the only one in this class, who has followed my instructions. So, from now on when I say to do something do it, and if you cannot, then at least try, because if this happens again, each person will get ten points taken away." The class gave her a blank stare. "Ok, so now lets get on with my plan. This class is to help you defeat the dark arts. Well then why don't I just, - Furnunculus!" points her wand to Seamus. Seamus started erupting in great boils.

"OUCH!"

"Now what will happen now? The boils over his skin will hurt him very badly. Finite Incantatem!" the boils on his body started to disappear. "What does the spell that I just showed you do to the victim of this?"

Hermione's hand shot up, hitting Ron's face.

"Yes, Mrs. Granger?"

"It is a spell used to end other spells previously cast and still in effect."

"Yes, take five points. Now, I would like for all of you to take a one of the following spells Densaugeo, Locomoter Mortis, or Quietus and Sonorus, together and write twelve inches on what this spell does and when you would use it correctly. That is all." Everyone gathered their stuff together. "Mr. Potter, could I see you a moment?"

"I'll see you later, and tell Ginny that I'm ok, and for her to go to her next class." Harry told Hermione and Ron. Harry walked over to River. "You wanted to see me Professor Vanjoule?"

"Call me River, Harry. Now the Headmaster would like for me to teach you some Dark Arts stuff, so that if Voldermort come after you, you won't freeze."

"Ok."

"Would every Tuesday be good for you?"

"Yeah, that works for me."

"Bye, Harry"

"Bye, Professor Van- River." Harry turned and went off to his next class.

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LaLaLa what to do what to do? I could go get ready for my next class which is already for or I could go annoy someone. YES! River gets out of her seat and goes to the door ready to leave. Yeah but I need to annoy someone fun, someone who is a rug bag guy, a guy who can make fun of themselves. Sirius was always good at that even though he was like what years five years above me. He was always like BOOM BABY right there when you would need him. ::sighs:: To bad that he's on the run now. I know that he's innocent and I could talk to him in getting over here and talk to me. But I want to annoy someone now!

::Flashback::

"Oh hey River right? Didn't see you there" says Sirius Black a fifth year

"That's ok I wasn't looking"

"No let me take the blame"

"Why?"

"Because I adore you with all my heart my lady." kisses River's hand

"Then why don't you allow me to say I'm sorry?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Tonight in the dungeons at ten."

"Ok then let me wait until to night." Sirius walks away.

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River walks down to the dungeons with her deep red bra and thong set [for a first year she was built] with her black robes covering her, hoping that Sirius isn't there yet and that she can better *prepare* herself.

River goes into the room and sees that he has not arrived yet. Yes! Now here's my chance to show this fifth year that I'm not just some stupid first year that's head is full with fluff. River walks over to the empty desk in the corner of the room, unbuttons her clock so that when she stands up it will fall off.

Hehehe a widdle-firtsy is going to show me what they go. I laugh. But she is a fine looking girl though. I just hope that she's not just a pretty face, but someone who can laugh with me to. Sirius enters the dungeons and looks around but doesn't see any her. She chickened out I new that she would.

"Thought you were a no show." says a little voice in the corner.

"I'm a man of my word."

"A man that will even hang out with a first year?"

"Age doesn't matter to me."

"Oh really then what does?"

"I want a girl who can laugh at herself, and who cares about others, who has a pretty face."

River steps out from the shadows and let her cloak fall leaving Sirius standing there in shock. "Like I said I'm sorry for what happened earlier." goes closer to Sirius, so close that she could hear his heart beat, "I hope that you can forgive me for what I have done." River puts her hands on his strong muscular chest feeling every muscle.

"I can always forgive you ................. River" Sirius pushes River to the wall and kisses her. River moans with pleasure. Yes but this is for him not for what I want. I have to make Sirius happy so that I can be happy. River slowly slides to the ground taking Sirius with her. River grabs hold of Sirius by his robes and rips open his robes letting his chest show. Getting on top of Sirius River dances for him. Twirling, and rubbing her breasts into his face letting him enjoy the show.

::Ends Flashback::

Oh what good times I had with him for those last years I was with him. Talking and just having a generally good time in each others presents. River sighs with grief as she wish's thing were still like that simple and carefree. Kids these days just don't get to be kids anymore with stupid Voldermort coming back and all, they don't deserve this. River turns around and goes to her room. Her room is filled with stuffed animals mostly bears and penguins. She takes hold of the first bear that she ever got from Sirius, goes to her bed and lays down.