Howdy people! A great and powerful, and very exuberantly colored, being
came to me in a dream and told me to say that I don't own Final Fantasy 7
or any of the copyrighted stuff that appears here in any way shape or form.
I think it was the lawyer beyond the grave. XD
-=- As the scene opens, we find the cast is seated on random pieces of furniture in the living room of the Shinra Mansion. A mezzo forte murmur of voices echoes through the room when Cloud stands up.-=-
Cloud- *stomps on floor to get attention* Hey, let's start this meeting!
Rufus- What meeting?
Cloud- I don't remember.
Tifa- The meeting you announced 10 minutes ago, duh!
Cloud- Oh yeah. Well first off...... what is the name of this series?
Rude- How 'bout "That 70's Show"?
Barret- That's been done, foo'!!
Reno- Well, what if we kill it's creators and steal then name?
Aeris- *whacks him with the Wizer Staff* No. I absolutely despise violence.
Cloud- Then why did you hit people with that stick all the time?
Aeris- It's a staff!!! And besides, he started it! *pouts*
Reno- Owwzerz...... *rubs head*
Cloud- Oh.....well anyway, I have one more question. Why are we at the Shinra Mansion now? I thought we were living in the Costa Del Sol villa.
Tseng- I can explain that. You see the author had a sudden stroke of genius and after she awoke from the proceeding coma, she decided that we should live here.
Cloud- Oh.......
Yuffie- Is there anything else?? I still have to finish maxing out all Rufus' credit cards.
Rufus- WHAT!?!
Yuffie- Eeeep! Umm.... hey look! It's ...... that one person..... that you should.... turn your head to look at!!!
Rufus- Where!?
Yuffie- *hides behind a chair*
Cid- *walks over from the TV* Hey, guys...... I think we have a problem.....
-=- Everyone follows Cid to the TV where they see Sephiroth making a speech. Cid cranks the volume so Sephiroth's speech can be heard clearly. -=-
Sephiroth- My last attempt of destroying this planet failed, however, if I cannot destroy you all, then I will make you suffer! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
-=- Suddenly the screen goes blank. As everyone silently waits for something to explode, an image starts to appear on the screen. After a few seconds, the group recognizes the show.-=-
Red XIII- *sees TV and bursts into flame*AHHHHHH!!!!!! It burns!!! It burns!!!
Cid- WHAT THE F#%^$&@#ing @#%^#^$%^$!?!?!?!?!?!
Rufus- Yippie! It's Hamtaro TIME!!!!!!!!
Cloud- AAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!! THEY'RE SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Barret- *holding head in hands* I can feel my I.Q. dropping!!!!
Tifa- What I.Q.?
Barret- *sniff* That hurt. *breaks into tears*
Tifa- Bwahahahahahahahaha- *is whacked with Aeris' stick*
Aeris- STAFF!!!!
Vincent- This reminds me of a dream I had once. According to my dream, Sephiroth should appear right about.... *crash!*
-=- Everyone stops what they're doing as the ceiling caves in above Yuffie, who is still hiding behind the chair. Sephiroth gets up from the rubble, brushes himself off, and then remembers his cue to laugh evilly.-=-
Sephiroth- Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! How do you like my plan THIS time?!?
Rufus + Cloud- WE WUV HAMTARO!!!!!
Sephiroth- I foresaw this and hence all the episodes with Cappy were removed.
Rufus + Cloud- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob, sniff*
Rufus- That's *tear* so cruel....
Sephiroth- I know! ^_^
Tseng- Now what?
Red XIII- Well, I was wondering, since I'm still on fire, if someone could perhaps cast some water magic in my vicinity.
Everyone- ???????
Red XIII- Someone throw water on me!!!!!
Barret- *dumping a bucket of water on his head* Sheesh, you don't have to be so bossy!
Red XIII- O.o
Cid- What're we gonna do now that the TV's screwed?
Tifa- CID!!! Watch you're language!!!
Cid- *sigh* Fine. What're we gonna do now that the P.O.S. TV is @#$@#$@#$*ing @#%^$@#$*#ed!?!?!
Tifa- Thank you.
Rude- To the beach!!
Aeris- Do they have Cliff Divers??
Rude- That and hot chicks.
Aeris- *holding several tons of luggage* Let's go!
Vincent- Maybe I'll get a tan.
Sephiroth- You need it.
Vincent- That was rude.
Rude- What? Did someone call my name?
Reno- Shit! I'm hitting PUberty again.
Yuffie- X_x *still under rubble*
-=- The scene cuts to Costa Del Sol where the group is heading for the beach. -=-
Rufus- This place looks eerily familiar....
Cid- We lived here yesterday you @*^%@$!%&^%$ing moron!!!
Cloud- *thinking* Damn! Rufus is trying to out blonde me. I'm even thinking!!! That little...... Well, I'll show him!
-=- Cloud fishes around in his hair pulling out a blender, a lawnmower, a sequoia, and eventually a bag of Trips-a-Lot marbles. He dumps the bag's contents on the ground in front of a building and takes a few steps back. By now, Red XIII has noticed. -=-
Red XIII- What are you doing? *everyone looks*
Cloud- *bad actor-ish* Ooops! It seems I've dropped my lawnmower....er marbles. I'll get them.
-=- He takes a running start and, as planned, slips on the blender. Cloud goes flying and lands face first on the wall. Tifa and Aeris run over to help him up. -=-
Tifa- Are you all right?
Aeris- Poor Cloud your bleeding.
Cloud-*thinking* Hahaha.... that'll show Rufus! Owwww.... I think I broke my nose.
Rufus- *thinking* ARG!!! Wait.... I luv this song! Doodoodoododododooo......
Reno- Not the PUberty!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Vincent- This is too weird for me, I'm going to get lunch.
Sephiroth + Cid- We'll join you.
Vincent- Ummmm..... I'd rather eat alone.
Cid- What?? Too good to eat with us??
Vincent- No.
Sephiroth- Don't want us to find out you're a vampire?
Vincent- *pointing Death Penalty at his head* NO!
Cid- Then what the #$^*!@# is it!?!?!
Vincent- I....I.......
Sephiroth- You what!?!
Vincent- I........eat french fries with.......a fork!!!!! *sobs*
Cid- Ouch! That is bad!
Sephiroth- *pats him on the back* It's okay, man. Sometimes milk comes out my nose when I laugh at dinner.
Vincent- *teary-eyed* Thanks.
Clerk- Why is the fic ending right now? What will the group do in Costa Del Sol? Why are they back in Costa Del Sol after they just left? Are my constant questions annoying you?
Everyone- YES!!!
Clerk- *sniff* You're all so hurtful! MOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!
Cid- Gawd I need a smoke. *takes out some smokin stuff*
Tifa- STOP CID!!!! THAT LOCO WEED!!!!!!!!
Cid- *puff, puff* heh.......heh heh............. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! *runs around swinging Mop*
Rude- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rufus- He'll mess up my hair! Not the hair!!!!
Cloud- HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP-*collides with Rufus*
Rufus + Cloud- X.x ........ulk
Reno- AhhHHhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHhhh!!!!!!!
Note- The end would've been more logical, but I'm bored, I have grape juice, and I'M STILL FRIGGIN HUNGRY $%^$%$^@#%*%^&$ IT!!!!!!!!!
-=- As the scene opens, we find the cast is seated on random pieces of furniture in the living room of the Shinra Mansion. A mezzo forte murmur of voices echoes through the room when Cloud stands up.-=-
Cloud- *stomps on floor to get attention* Hey, let's start this meeting!
Rufus- What meeting?
Cloud- I don't remember.
Tifa- The meeting you announced 10 minutes ago, duh!
Cloud- Oh yeah. Well first off...... what is the name of this series?
Rude- How 'bout "That 70's Show"?
Barret- That's been done, foo'!!
Reno- Well, what if we kill it's creators and steal then name?
Aeris- *whacks him with the Wizer Staff* No. I absolutely despise violence.
Cloud- Then why did you hit people with that stick all the time?
Aeris- It's a staff!!! And besides, he started it! *pouts*
Reno- Owwzerz...... *rubs head*
Cloud- Oh.....well anyway, I have one more question. Why are we at the Shinra Mansion now? I thought we were living in the Costa Del Sol villa.
Tseng- I can explain that. You see the author had a sudden stroke of genius and after she awoke from the proceeding coma, she decided that we should live here.
Cloud- Oh.......
Yuffie- Is there anything else?? I still have to finish maxing out all Rufus' credit cards.
Rufus- WHAT!?!
Yuffie- Eeeep! Umm.... hey look! It's ...... that one person..... that you should.... turn your head to look at!!!
Rufus- Where!?
Yuffie- *hides behind a chair*
Cid- *walks over from the TV* Hey, guys...... I think we have a problem.....
-=- Everyone follows Cid to the TV where they see Sephiroth making a speech. Cid cranks the volume so Sephiroth's speech can be heard clearly. -=-
Sephiroth- My last attempt of destroying this planet failed, however, if I cannot destroy you all, then I will make you suffer! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
-=- Suddenly the screen goes blank. As everyone silently waits for something to explode, an image starts to appear on the screen. After a few seconds, the group recognizes the show.-=-
Red XIII- *sees TV and bursts into flame*AHHHHHH!!!!!! It burns!!! It burns!!!
Cid- WHAT THE F#%^$&@#ing @#%^#^$%^$!?!?!?!?!?!
Rufus- Yippie! It's Hamtaro TIME!!!!!!!!
Cloud- AAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!! THEY'RE SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Barret- *holding head in hands* I can feel my I.Q. dropping!!!!
Tifa- What I.Q.?
Barret- *sniff* That hurt. *breaks into tears*
Tifa- Bwahahahahahahahaha- *is whacked with Aeris' stick*
Aeris- STAFF!!!!
Vincent- This reminds me of a dream I had once. According to my dream, Sephiroth should appear right about.... *crash!*
-=- Everyone stops what they're doing as the ceiling caves in above Yuffie, who is still hiding behind the chair. Sephiroth gets up from the rubble, brushes himself off, and then remembers his cue to laugh evilly.-=-
Sephiroth- Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! How do you like my plan THIS time?!?
Rufus + Cloud- WE WUV HAMTARO!!!!!
Sephiroth- I foresaw this and hence all the episodes with Cappy were removed.
Rufus + Cloud- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sob, sniff*
Rufus- That's *tear* so cruel....
Sephiroth- I know! ^_^
Tseng- Now what?
Red XIII- Well, I was wondering, since I'm still on fire, if someone could perhaps cast some water magic in my vicinity.
Everyone- ???????
Red XIII- Someone throw water on me!!!!!
Barret- *dumping a bucket of water on his head* Sheesh, you don't have to be so bossy!
Red XIII- O.o
Cid- What're we gonna do now that the TV's screwed?
Tifa- CID!!! Watch you're language!!!
Cid- *sigh* Fine. What're we gonna do now that the P.O.S. TV is @#$@#$@#$*ing @#%^$@#$*#ed!?!?!
Tifa- Thank you.
Rude- To the beach!!
Aeris- Do they have Cliff Divers??
Rude- That and hot chicks.
Aeris- *holding several tons of luggage* Let's go!
Vincent- Maybe I'll get a tan.
Sephiroth- You need it.
Vincent- That was rude.
Rude- What? Did someone call my name?
Reno- Shit! I'm hitting PUberty again.
Yuffie- X_x *still under rubble*
-=- The scene cuts to Costa Del Sol where the group is heading for the beach. -=-
Rufus- This place looks eerily familiar....
Cid- We lived here yesterday you @*^%@$!%&^%$ing moron!!!
Cloud- *thinking* Damn! Rufus is trying to out blonde me. I'm even thinking!!! That little...... Well, I'll show him!
-=- Cloud fishes around in his hair pulling out a blender, a lawnmower, a sequoia, and eventually a bag of Trips-a-Lot marbles. He dumps the bag's contents on the ground in front of a building and takes a few steps back. By now, Red XIII has noticed. -=-
Red XIII- What are you doing? *everyone looks*
Cloud- *bad actor-ish* Ooops! It seems I've dropped my lawnmower....er marbles. I'll get them.
-=- He takes a running start and, as planned, slips on the blender. Cloud goes flying and lands face first on the wall. Tifa and Aeris run over to help him up. -=-
Tifa- Are you all right?
Aeris- Poor Cloud your bleeding.
Cloud-*thinking* Hahaha.... that'll show Rufus! Owwww.... I think I broke my nose.
Rufus- *thinking* ARG!!! Wait.... I luv this song! Doodoodoododododooo......
Reno- Not the PUberty!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Vincent- This is too weird for me, I'm going to get lunch.
Sephiroth + Cid- We'll join you.
Vincent- Ummmm..... I'd rather eat alone.
Cid- What?? Too good to eat with us??
Vincent- No.
Sephiroth- Don't want us to find out you're a vampire?
Vincent- *pointing Death Penalty at his head* NO!
Cid- Then what the #$^*!@# is it!?!?!
Vincent- I....I.......
Sephiroth- You what!?!
Vincent- I........eat french fries with.......a fork!!!!! *sobs*
Cid- Ouch! That is bad!
Sephiroth- *pats him on the back* It's okay, man. Sometimes milk comes out my nose when I laugh at dinner.
Vincent- *teary-eyed* Thanks.
Clerk- Why is the fic ending right now? What will the group do in Costa Del Sol? Why are they back in Costa Del Sol after they just left? Are my constant questions annoying you?
Everyone- YES!!!
Clerk- *sniff* You're all so hurtful! MOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!
Cid- Gawd I need a smoke. *takes out some smokin stuff*
Tifa- STOP CID!!!! THAT LOCO WEED!!!!!!!!
Cid- *puff, puff* heh.......heh heh............. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! *runs around swinging Mop*
Rude- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rufus- He'll mess up my hair! Not the hair!!!!
Cloud- HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP-*collides with Rufus*
Rufus + Cloud- X.x ........ulk
Reno- AhhHHhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHhhh!!!!!!!
Note- The end would've been more logical, but I'm bored, I have grape juice, and I'M STILL FRIGGIN HUNGRY $%^$%$^@#%*%^&$ IT!!!!!!!!!