Frank paced in his cell. Midnight that very night would be the magnificent
anniversary, and here he was in jail. He had planned to return to
Transexual and regain the throne at midnight. He had hoped to be torturing
that treacherous Riff Raff and his incestuous sister to the beat of the
twelve tolls of the clock. To no avail.. He was stuck.
He looked around the hall outside the cell. There was one guard. Frank's eyelids lowered as an idea came to him. If there was still one guard that night, he was sure he could seduce her.. or him.
Frank backed away from the bars, satisfied. He smiled, thinking, "It's great being me."
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The phone rang, and Fay just looked slowly at the phone on the wall. She had no energy to get up. It rang again, and she heard her mother answer downstairs. After a few seconds, she called, "Fay, honey, phone call."
She sighed, "Thanks, Mom." She picked up the receiver, "Hello?"
A nervous, high-pitched voice answered, "Are you Fay?"
Her eyes twitched. Only Frank ever called her Fay, and she almost remembered how much he had cared. She answered, "Yes.. Why?"
"Frank is gone, Fay."
She frowned slightly, forcing the shaky words from her mouth, "Frank.. I.. I don't know who you're talking about."
The voice became louder with haste, "Come on, Feral! We both know who we're talking about! This is important! Frank is gone! He left in lingerie and make-up, I know it! He's regressing because he's sorry!"
Fay forced a steady tone, "He can't change anything.."
"That's why he's gone! You are the only one that could possibly make him feel better. If you don't get to him soon, he'll be gone! Don't you see? He's headed back to his home planet.."
Fay's eyes widened, "Oh, God.. Wait. No. No, I can't. I'm very mentally ill, I'm sorry.."
Columbia growled, "Frank told me that you're not, Fay! If I stick to anything through all this, it will be that. Please, please don't let him give his life away again.."
After a long silence, Fay asked, "What ever did happen to Fay Wray..?"
Columbia's voice softened, "Oh, Fay.. She faced a monster.. And I promise, she came out all right."
He looked around the hall outside the cell. There was one guard. Frank's eyelids lowered as an idea came to him. If there was still one guard that night, he was sure he could seduce her.. or him.
Frank backed away from the bars, satisfied. He smiled, thinking, "It's great being me."
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The phone rang, and Fay just looked slowly at the phone on the wall. She had no energy to get up. It rang again, and she heard her mother answer downstairs. After a few seconds, she called, "Fay, honey, phone call."
She sighed, "Thanks, Mom." She picked up the receiver, "Hello?"
A nervous, high-pitched voice answered, "Are you Fay?"
Her eyes twitched. Only Frank ever called her Fay, and she almost remembered how much he had cared. She answered, "Yes.. Why?"
"Frank is gone, Fay."
She frowned slightly, forcing the shaky words from her mouth, "Frank.. I.. I don't know who you're talking about."
The voice became louder with haste, "Come on, Feral! We both know who we're talking about! This is important! Frank is gone! He left in lingerie and make-up, I know it! He's regressing because he's sorry!"
Fay forced a steady tone, "He can't change anything.."
"That's why he's gone! You are the only one that could possibly make him feel better. If you don't get to him soon, he'll be gone! Don't you see? He's headed back to his home planet.."
Fay's eyes widened, "Oh, God.. Wait. No. No, I can't. I'm very mentally ill, I'm sorry.."
Columbia growled, "Frank told me that you're not, Fay! If I stick to anything through all this, it will be that. Please, please don't let him give his life away again.."
After a long silence, Fay asked, "What ever did happen to Fay Wray..?"
Columbia's voice softened, "Oh, Fay.. She faced a monster.. And I promise, she came out all right."