[A/N: You love me! You really love me! *wipes up tears* Well, here's ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT, in which I will mention some of my friends, and my need for revenge against the world for being jealous of my Johnnycakes Plushie! Bwahaha.]
Day 2: Planning for Revenge (Bwahaha.)
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 30): Has come up with solution. Will buy VERY large chicken. Will make chicken lay VERY large eggs. Will then proceed to egg bomb world (_ KILEEAN) for being jealous of Johnnycakes plushie. Booyaka.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 31): Needs more Tylenol. Not sufficiently hyper. Therefore, not sufficiently funny. Will wither away and die from lack of humor.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 32): Has learned new phrase. "Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware mas." Will now proceed to laugh evilly.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 33): Has run into problem. Cannot find large live enough chicken. Found many DEAD chickens, however. Live chickens are most difficult to find. At least in grocery stores.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 34): Weird look was received from sales clerk when Live Chicken of large proportions was requested. Has decided that sales clerk is jealous of Johnnycakes plushie. Will have to egg bomb sales clerk's house. Must first buy chicken. Or eggs.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 35): Has come up with ultimate plan. Must construct Ultimate Super Egg-Shooting Weapon of DOOM™. Thus exacting revenge upon world for wanting Johnnycakes plushie. Johnnycakes plushie is MINE.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 36): Is withering away and dying from lack of humorous things to say. Most unfortunate. Has decided that a pack of rats would be hotter than just about any guy in school. Wishes that Outsider cast could attend Millburn (JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!).
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 37): Is hungry. And tired. And still without live chicken of large proportions. Getting depressed. Johnny says be happy. Has decided that being happy is good. Will be happy.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 38): Father is restricting Tylenol usage. Father says being delirious/hyper on medication is not good. Does not believe father. Thinks father is jealous of amazing sense of humor. And Johnnycakes plushie. Father is jealous of Johnnycakes plushie.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 39): Has tried to sneak more Tylenol. Was caught. Complained of a headache. Was given Aspirin instead of Tylenol. Blast him. Now instead of hyper/delirious, is sleepy. Sleepy and humor do not mix.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 40): Outsiders movie was just finished. Again. Is sad. Johnny dies no matter how many times T.V. screen is pounded and/or screamed at. Has decided to get new T.V.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 41): Plans have been foiled. Father says new T.V. is not needed. Told Father that old T.V. needed dissecting in order to create Ultimate Super Egg-Shooting Weapon of DOOM™. Weird look was received.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 42): Ate salsa. And chips. Mouth is burning. Eyes are watering. Is now sufficiently happy.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 43): Is debating whether or not love for Jessica is more important than embarrassing her for own amusement. When asked if own amusement was that important, awkward silence ensued.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 44): Has decided to be nice. Love and many adjectives were received. Has officially completed "Good Deed of the Day".
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 45): Has decided that revenge is needed for Johnny's death. Johnny too cute to die.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 46): Has decided that best part of Outsiders (other than Johnny and Sodapop) was the grammar deficient way of speech. You dig?
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 47): Refuses to stop ogling over the uuber-hotness of Sodapop and Dally. Has decided to stalk actors. Does not care if average age of actors is now 35+. Blah. Will build Time-Goer-Backer of DOOM™. Will THEN proceed to find actors and stalk them, until virginity is no more. (Bwahaha.)
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 48): Since Time-Goer-Backer of DOOM™ cannot be made (as Father won't buy me new T.V.), will instead spin around and around in big twirly computer chair.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 49): Is dizzy. Will now go watch Fuzzy!Johnny. Yet again. With new FanGirl comrade. Will be back later.
ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN "OUTSIDERS" ADDICT (Entry 50): Is now back. And tired.. Aspirin taking its toll. Evil aspirin. Blah. Will now proceed to sleep. Goodnight.
