1 Disclaimer: No I don't own gundam wing or ranma ½ , or saran wrap if
that's even copyrighted so no suing of the poor people.
Welcome to My Amazing World, MAW. This is where I go when I have too much sugar, cough medicine, or have just been smelling too many pinecones. *sniff sniff *
Amber pops into MAW and screams " GIVE ME BACK MY PINECONES!"
"NEVER! EEH HEE HEE!" goes and hides under the carpet with my snake, Shan. Shan sniffs the pinecone and turns into a big dragon.
*blink blink * "well that was unexpected," I say. " Oh well. Shan-dragon- thingy, help Amber find her way off of MAW, please and thank you."
Shan roars and breathes fire at Amber. Amber runs screaming, well, squeaking cuz that's what Amber does. "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME CARMEN! AND THE NEXT TIME I COME BACK I'M BRINGING SAM!!" *POOF* Amber is gone from MAW.
Well, now that Amber is gone, I can finally start my story. First, lets introduce some of the characters. I pull a magic wand from my Wonder-bra and * POOF * Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Dorothy and Relena appear in MAW. Shan and I turn into our anime selves.
Me:"Alright, now that everyone is 2D and –Why is that big skank Relena here?"
"I am not a skank! Or a ditz, or a snob…" Relena says indignantly and sticks her nose up in the air. "or a little bitch, or…"
I roll my eyes, "Riiiight…" * POOF * Relena disappears. Everyone cheers."
Quatre: "Why is Dorothy still here?"
Me:"Because we are going to 'help' her get over her weird eyebrow problem"
Dorothy: "I don't like how you say help, and my eyebrows are not a problem."
Duo: "Unless you don't call people mysteriously disappearing whenever you sleep a problem."
Dorothy: "MY EYEBROWS DON'T EAT PEOPLE!" She runs into a corner and cries.
Me: "Anyways, the reason all of you are here is because you all have little problems that need to be fixed."
Quatre: "I have a problem?!?"
He runs off and cries with Dorothy. Everyone: o_0; Heero raises his hand.
Me: "Yes Heero, you can speak here, this is a closed environment. You too Trowa. So don't be afraid of those sci-fi type people getting proof that you actually speak. They're the same people who track UFO's, hunt Bigfoot and wear tin-foil helmets so microwaves don't transmit their thoughts to big corporations, so no one would believe their claims to hearing your voices. We're all friends here, sort of." I glance evilly at Wufei.
Heero: "If we all have problems, then why did you send Relena back?"
Me: ^_^ oops!
*POOF * Relena is back on MAW.
Relena: "or a slut, or a brat, or a whore…"
Me: o_0 "I can't believe she's still going on about herself. How conceited. Who wants the honor of shutting her up?"
Heero waves his arm a little too enthusiastically, and I hand him a large roll of duck-tape I produce from my Wonder bra, and then he tapes up Relena's mouth with it until her obnoxious voice is just a faint murmer. That takes A LOT of duck-tape. Trust me.
Me: Okay Heero, that should be enough duck-tape for now, give it back.
Heero growls angrily and walks towards Dorothy and proceeds to rip off her freakish eyebrows with the tape.
Me: No, Heero, I wouldn't recommend doing that!"
ZAP * Lasers shoot from Dorothy's eyebrows in all directions. Everyone is in a frenzy trying to avoid the deadly beams. I grab a giant mallet from my Wonder-bra and whack Heero upside the head with it.
Heero: @_@ ungh! *collapses *
Me:"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! HER EYEBROWS ARE TOO EVIL TO BE DESTROYED BY ANY ORDINARY MEANS!! Continuing on, to 'fix' your problems, we're going to China to have a happy little visit at the *cough * cursed *cough * hot springs of Jyusenkyo!"
Duo: "Uh, did you say 'cursed'?!"
Without replying I take the Magical Wand of Transportation out of my wonder bra and * POOF* we arrive at the hot springs.
Duo: Where do you get all of those things?!? Duck-tape, a giant mallet and now a magic wand?!"
Me: They call it a 'Wonder-Bra' for a reason, Duo. All right, who wants to be the first to take a nice dip in the *cough * cursed *cough * hot springs. Wow, some cold I have! Maybe I should take some more cough medicine…"
Everyone screams "NO" except for Relena, because her hole of annoyance, also called a mouth, is taped shut.
I sit down on the ground grumpily and say: "Fine then, ruin my delusional fun. Oh well, I still have my pinecone!" *sniff snort *
Then suddenly, Amber and Sam appear. Amber screams "THERE'S THE PINECONE THEIF! GET HER SAM!!"
Sam comes towards me and says: "Carmen, give me the pinecone"
I crawl over to where Quatre and Dorothy are still bawling, and I join them, cradling my dear pinecone at the same time. "But it smells so gooooood!!!"
Everyone: o_0;
Sam: "I'll give you saran wrap!" she holds out a roll of saran wrap tauntingly. I throw the pinecone at amber and grab the plastic greedily. I start batting it around in joy, like a little kitten.
Sam: "um, Carmen, you do have to get back to the story."
Me: ^_^ "Oh yeah! I forgot! Ahem, anyways, which one of you wants to try the hot springs first? No one? Okay, I'll have to pick. Hmm…" I ponder for a few minutes, and then come to a decision. "Okay, to prevent further violent and irrational outbursts, and because he's the leader, I pick Heero."
Everyone moves away from Heero, who has just come out of the unconsciousness caused by my wonder-mallet. What do I have in mind for him? What evil, daring thing will I do to him? You have to read and review or else you'll never know!! MUA HAHAHAH!!
Welcome to My Amazing World, MAW. This is where I go when I have too much sugar, cough medicine, or have just been smelling too many pinecones. *sniff sniff *
Amber pops into MAW and screams " GIVE ME BACK MY PINECONES!"
"NEVER! EEH HEE HEE!" goes and hides under the carpet with my snake, Shan. Shan sniffs the pinecone and turns into a big dragon.
*blink blink * "well that was unexpected," I say. " Oh well. Shan-dragon- thingy, help Amber find her way off of MAW, please and thank you."
Shan roars and breathes fire at Amber. Amber runs screaming, well, squeaking cuz that's what Amber does. "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME CARMEN! AND THE NEXT TIME I COME BACK I'M BRINGING SAM!!" *POOF* Amber is gone from MAW.
Well, now that Amber is gone, I can finally start my story. First, lets introduce some of the characters. I pull a magic wand from my Wonder-bra and * POOF * Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Dorothy and Relena appear in MAW. Shan and I turn into our anime selves.
Me:"Alright, now that everyone is 2D and –Why is that big skank Relena here?"
"I am not a skank! Or a ditz, or a snob…" Relena says indignantly and sticks her nose up in the air. "or a little bitch, or…"
I roll my eyes, "Riiiight…" * POOF * Relena disappears. Everyone cheers."
Quatre: "Why is Dorothy still here?"
Me:"Because we are going to 'help' her get over her weird eyebrow problem"
Dorothy: "I don't like how you say help, and my eyebrows are not a problem."
Duo: "Unless you don't call people mysteriously disappearing whenever you sleep a problem."
Dorothy: "MY EYEBROWS DON'T EAT PEOPLE!" She runs into a corner and cries.
Me: "Anyways, the reason all of you are here is because you all have little problems that need to be fixed."
Quatre: "I have a problem?!?"
He runs off and cries with Dorothy. Everyone: o_0; Heero raises his hand.
Me: "Yes Heero, you can speak here, this is a closed environment. You too Trowa. So don't be afraid of those sci-fi type people getting proof that you actually speak. They're the same people who track UFO's, hunt Bigfoot and wear tin-foil helmets so microwaves don't transmit their thoughts to big corporations, so no one would believe their claims to hearing your voices. We're all friends here, sort of." I glance evilly at Wufei.
Heero: "If we all have problems, then why did you send Relena back?"
Me: ^_^ oops!
*POOF * Relena is back on MAW.
Relena: "or a slut, or a brat, or a whore…"
Me: o_0 "I can't believe she's still going on about herself. How conceited. Who wants the honor of shutting her up?"
Heero waves his arm a little too enthusiastically, and I hand him a large roll of duck-tape I produce from my Wonder bra, and then he tapes up Relena's mouth with it until her obnoxious voice is just a faint murmer. That takes A LOT of duck-tape. Trust me.
Me: Okay Heero, that should be enough duck-tape for now, give it back.
Heero growls angrily and walks towards Dorothy and proceeds to rip off her freakish eyebrows with the tape.
Me: No, Heero, I wouldn't recommend doing that!"
ZAP * Lasers shoot from Dorothy's eyebrows in all directions. Everyone is in a frenzy trying to avoid the deadly beams. I grab a giant mallet from my Wonder-bra and whack Heero upside the head with it.
Heero: @_@ ungh! *collapses *
Me:"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! HER EYEBROWS ARE TOO EVIL TO BE DESTROYED BY ANY ORDINARY MEANS!! Continuing on, to 'fix' your problems, we're going to China to have a happy little visit at the *cough * cursed *cough * hot springs of Jyusenkyo!"
Duo: "Uh, did you say 'cursed'?!"
Without replying I take the Magical Wand of Transportation out of my wonder bra and * POOF* we arrive at the hot springs.
Duo: Where do you get all of those things?!? Duck-tape, a giant mallet and now a magic wand?!"
Me: They call it a 'Wonder-Bra' for a reason, Duo. All right, who wants to be the first to take a nice dip in the *cough * cursed *cough * hot springs. Wow, some cold I have! Maybe I should take some more cough medicine…"
Everyone screams "NO" except for Relena, because her hole of annoyance, also called a mouth, is taped shut.
I sit down on the ground grumpily and say: "Fine then, ruin my delusional fun. Oh well, I still have my pinecone!" *sniff snort *
Then suddenly, Amber and Sam appear. Amber screams "THERE'S THE PINECONE THEIF! GET HER SAM!!"
Sam comes towards me and says: "Carmen, give me the pinecone"
I crawl over to where Quatre and Dorothy are still bawling, and I join them, cradling my dear pinecone at the same time. "But it smells so gooooood!!!"
Everyone: o_0;
Sam: "I'll give you saran wrap!" she holds out a roll of saran wrap tauntingly. I throw the pinecone at amber and grab the plastic greedily. I start batting it around in joy, like a little kitten.
Sam: "um, Carmen, you do have to get back to the story."
Me: ^_^ "Oh yeah! I forgot! Ahem, anyways, which one of you wants to try the hot springs first? No one? Okay, I'll have to pick. Hmm…" I ponder for a few minutes, and then come to a decision. "Okay, to prevent further violent and irrational outbursts, and because he's the leader, I pick Heero."
Everyone moves away from Heero, who has just come out of the unconsciousness caused by my wonder-mallet. What do I have in mind for him? What evil, daring thing will I do to him? You have to read and review or else you'll never know!! MUA HAHAHAH!!