Okay, due to Sam's constant demanding, I'm forced to put up another chapter
to my fic which makes no sense at all, but what does make sense in My
Amazing World? So anyway, I was just about to unveil my diabolical scheme
to solve Heero's problem.
Heero: "What is my problem anyways? I see no problem."
Everyone sweat drops.
Me: "Everyone, please follow me and I'll explain Heero's problem on the way. As you may have noticed, Heero has no emotions whatsoever, and is completely bent on destruction."
Heero: "I AM NOT DESTRUCTION BENT!" he shouts as he fumbles with a detonating device, trying to figure out the secret sequence, even though he doesn't even know what it's for.
I grab another giant mallet out of my Wonder-bra and smack him upside the head with it. I take away the detonating device, and on closer inspection, discover that it is actually the deactivating switch for my Wonder-bra.
Me: "Hey! Where the hell did you get this?!?"
Heero sits up and rubs his head, still a little dazed. "I found it in your underwear drawer. I MEAN, NO I DIDN'T DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!!"
Sam: "PERVERT!!" she grabs my mallet and beats Heero savagely with it. Now Sam is not the type of person you would want to fight, she could probably whoop anyone's ass in two seconds flat with her almost freakish strength. To prevent Sam from killing Heero, I get my magic wand and make the mallet disappear.
Me: "I don't think he'll be going through anyone's underwear drawer ever again Sam, you can stop now. Besides, what I have planned will be far more humiliating. But if you want you can drag him none-too-gently the rest of the way."
Sam smiles and starts dragging Heero's limp form, making sure he hits all the sharp pointy rocks and sticks. After a short while, we stop at a certain spring, the crystal purity of the water hiding it's evil, vile purpose.
Me: "Okay, we need Heero awake for this part, but how?" I think, then a light bulb goes over my head and I start slapping him and screaming in his ears. After a few minutes, I'm pulled off by Duo and Trowa.
Duo: "I don't think that's working Carmen."
Trowa: "You knew it wasn't going to work, didn't you?"
Me: ^_^ "I know but it was still fun! The only way to wake someone as deep into unconsciousness as Heero is right now is to find someone to kiss him. But not anyone, we need the person he hates the most, that big skank Relena."
Everyone is quaking in fear, or possibly from nausea because Relena is that disgusting. I start to unravel the duck-tape that covers her mouth and most of her hideous face, but then think better of it and use my magic wand to make the tape disappear. No one in their right mind would want to risk disease from touching her putrid skin.
Me: "Okay Relena, go give Heero a big smooch. I'll be vomiting in those bushes, probably along with everyone else."
Relena is overjoyed and throws herself onto Heero, using a little more than her lips to revive him. I can't even describe it for fear of being banned, it was that dirty and disgusting. Heero awakes to utter horror when he realises what Relena is doing. Screaming so that Wu-fei would never be able to respect him again, he runs into the spring we had stopped in front of in a feeble attempt to cleanse himself from Relena-flith. To stop Relena from running after Heero, I throw a rock just short of a boulder at her head, and she stops just before she reaches the water. Everyone stares in confusion at what happened to Heero.
Me: "Well, that went better than I thought it would. Now Heero can't murder me because he went in of his own accord. I guess I should explain what these springs do. Each spring has a similar curse –whoever goes into the water will turn into the creature that drowned there whenever they are drenched in cold water. The only way to temporarily lift the curse and turn back into human form is to be doused in hot water. So there you have it! The Secret of the Jyusenkyo Springs!"
Wu-fei: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU EVIL SORCERESS! STUPID WOMAN! FISH CAN'T DROWN!!"
Me: "It was a really dumb fish okay! And just for the stupid woman insult, you're going next!"
Everyone was still staring at Heero's other form, swimming around in panicky circles. Somehow he manages to jump out of the spring and is now flopping around stupidly on the ground, gasping, and probably muttering fish curses. Meanwhile, all the soon-to-be-victims (except Relena cuz she's unconcious)n panic and try to run away until Shan stops them with a breath of scorching fire. I pull a bowl from my bra, fill it with water and put Heero-fish into it. I can see him glaring at me viciously with his big bulging eyes. It looks pretty funny actually! The sight of all the half- charred semi-bald people (however Dorothy's eyebrows are unscathed) twitching on the ground is also kind of humorous in a mundane way, but that's just cruel. So I turn them all back to normal.
Duo: "My beautiful hair is back!!!!"
Me: blink. "Anyway, so Heero is a stupid little goldfish, but think of it this way: There will be a lot less explosions and killing, and Relena won't come around as often!"
The G-boys nod their heads in agreement, as they eye Relena, who is still knocked out.
Me: "Okay Wu-fei you sexist ass!" I glare evilly at him. "It's your turn!"
Okay so now Wu-fei will be turned into something, any suggestions? TOO BAD. I already have it planned out. But hey! Amber and Quatre haven't been in this whole chapter! Where did they go? R&R and then I'll tell you more!
Heero: "What is my problem anyways? I see no problem."
Everyone sweat drops.
Me: "Everyone, please follow me and I'll explain Heero's problem on the way. As you may have noticed, Heero has no emotions whatsoever, and is completely bent on destruction."
Heero: "I AM NOT DESTRUCTION BENT!" he shouts as he fumbles with a detonating device, trying to figure out the secret sequence, even though he doesn't even know what it's for.
I grab another giant mallet out of my Wonder-bra and smack him upside the head with it. I take away the detonating device, and on closer inspection, discover that it is actually the deactivating switch for my Wonder-bra.
Me: "Hey! Where the hell did you get this?!?"
Heero sits up and rubs his head, still a little dazed. "I found it in your underwear drawer. I MEAN, NO I DIDN'T DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!!"
Sam: "PERVERT!!" she grabs my mallet and beats Heero savagely with it. Now Sam is not the type of person you would want to fight, she could probably whoop anyone's ass in two seconds flat with her almost freakish strength. To prevent Sam from killing Heero, I get my magic wand and make the mallet disappear.
Me: "I don't think he'll be going through anyone's underwear drawer ever again Sam, you can stop now. Besides, what I have planned will be far more humiliating. But if you want you can drag him none-too-gently the rest of the way."
Sam smiles and starts dragging Heero's limp form, making sure he hits all the sharp pointy rocks and sticks. After a short while, we stop at a certain spring, the crystal purity of the water hiding it's evil, vile purpose.
Me: "Okay, we need Heero awake for this part, but how?" I think, then a light bulb goes over my head and I start slapping him and screaming in his ears. After a few minutes, I'm pulled off by Duo and Trowa.
Duo: "I don't think that's working Carmen."
Trowa: "You knew it wasn't going to work, didn't you?"
Me: ^_^ "I know but it was still fun! The only way to wake someone as deep into unconsciousness as Heero is right now is to find someone to kiss him. But not anyone, we need the person he hates the most, that big skank Relena."
Everyone is quaking in fear, or possibly from nausea because Relena is that disgusting. I start to unravel the duck-tape that covers her mouth and most of her hideous face, but then think better of it and use my magic wand to make the tape disappear. No one in their right mind would want to risk disease from touching her putrid skin.
Me: "Okay Relena, go give Heero a big smooch. I'll be vomiting in those bushes, probably along with everyone else."
Relena is overjoyed and throws herself onto Heero, using a little more than her lips to revive him. I can't even describe it for fear of being banned, it was that dirty and disgusting. Heero awakes to utter horror when he realises what Relena is doing. Screaming so that Wu-fei would never be able to respect him again, he runs into the spring we had stopped in front of in a feeble attempt to cleanse himself from Relena-flith. To stop Relena from running after Heero, I throw a rock just short of a boulder at her head, and she stops just before she reaches the water. Everyone stares in confusion at what happened to Heero.
Me: "Well, that went better than I thought it would. Now Heero can't murder me because he went in of his own accord. I guess I should explain what these springs do. Each spring has a similar curse –whoever goes into the water will turn into the creature that drowned there whenever they are drenched in cold water. The only way to temporarily lift the curse and turn back into human form is to be doused in hot water. So there you have it! The Secret of the Jyusenkyo Springs!"
Wu-fei: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU EVIL SORCERESS! STUPID WOMAN! FISH CAN'T DROWN!!"
Me: "It was a really dumb fish okay! And just for the stupid woman insult, you're going next!"
Everyone was still staring at Heero's other form, swimming around in panicky circles. Somehow he manages to jump out of the spring and is now flopping around stupidly on the ground, gasping, and probably muttering fish curses. Meanwhile, all the soon-to-be-victims (except Relena cuz she's unconcious)n panic and try to run away until Shan stops them with a breath of scorching fire. I pull a bowl from my bra, fill it with water and put Heero-fish into it. I can see him glaring at me viciously with his big bulging eyes. It looks pretty funny actually! The sight of all the half- charred semi-bald people (however Dorothy's eyebrows are unscathed) twitching on the ground is also kind of humorous in a mundane way, but that's just cruel. So I turn them all back to normal.
Duo: "My beautiful hair is back!!!!"
Me: blink. "Anyway, so Heero is a stupid little goldfish, but think of it this way: There will be a lot less explosions and killing, and Relena won't come around as often!"
The G-boys nod their heads in agreement, as they eye Relena, who is still knocked out.
Me: "Okay Wu-fei you sexist ass!" I glare evilly at him. "It's your turn!"
Okay so now Wu-fei will be turned into something, any suggestions? TOO BAD. I already have it planned out. But hey! Amber and Quatre haven't been in this whole chapter! Where did they go? R&R and then I'll tell you more!