So when we left off, Amber and Quatre had gone missing. 0o0o0o0o0o! Quatre
had managed to slink away when Relena was set loose, fearing that she would
come after him. Amber followed him, partly because stalking people seems
like fun to her, and she had other uses for him…
Quatre walked through the thick forest as quietly and quickly as he could, not realizing that he was being followed. It was when he stopped to take a brief rest that he heard the rustle of foliage somewhere behind him. Please don't be Relena! He thought as he quickly turned around. With a sigh of relief he realized that it was just Carmen's strange friend, Amber.
"Hello!" Quatre said in his usual friendly manner.
Amber tilted her head slightly and waved by rotating her wrist, like the queen does…
Sam: "Hey, Amber and Quatre are gone!"
Me: "Yeah Sam. We already know that" *rolls eyes * "Okay, no big deal, we'll just look for them while we go to the different springs. The next one on the list isn't very far from here anyway."
We walked for about five minutes before we stopped in front of another pool of glistening water.
Me: "Okay Wufei, get in."
Calmly he stepped towards the water. "I could use my new form to my advantage and find a way to get away from this strange place.
Inwardly, I grinned maliciously. Outward, I was as emotionless as Heero usually was. "Shut up and get in."
Wufei waded in the cool water, and completely submerged himself.
"Three, two, one!" I counted under my breath. Just as I finished counting 'one', Wufei exploded out of the water. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID WOMAN!!!!!"
Trowa blinked in surprise, and Duo burst out laughing. "HAHA!!! YOU HAVE BOOBS!!"
Wufei: "SHUT UP MAXWELL!!" shaking with rage, he turned towards me, hands spasmodically clenching into fists. Veins were popping out everywhere.
Me: "You'll never get any boyfriends if your eye keeps twitching like that. It's not very becoming to your face!"
Oh dear god he's going to strangle me. I closed my eyes and tried to block his oncoming attack as he lunged towards me.
CHOMP! When I didn't feel the he-she's hands around my throat, I looked up. Shan apparently had her mouth full, and whatever was in it was desperately trying to get out. I could even hear muffled screams.
"Good girl Shan! Just don't chew or swallow okay? I still need him. Let's keep going and hopefully we'll find Amber and Quatre along the way."
Trowa: "Wufei didn't look half bad as a girl, eh Duo?"
Duo: "Eew! That's dirty!"
Trowa: "Well I'm just saying that if I didn't know who it was I-"
Duo: "Why are you telling me these things?!? I'm scarred for life!"
Meanwhile…
Quatre: "So, why did you follow me and not tell Carmen I was gone?"
Amber shrugs her shoulders.
Quatre: "I don't suppose you know what she's going to turn me into, do you?"
Amber shakes her head.
Quatre: "You don't talk much do you?"
Amber once more shakes her head.
Quatre sighs and sits down on a log. "Oh well, I guess you're better company than Relena."
Amber, trying not to look suspicious, shuffles sideways towards him. Then she sits down on the log beside him, waiting patiently for the right moment.
Quatre is snapped out of his thoughts by a gnawing sensation on his shoulder. Confused, he looks and sees Amber resting her head on him. He blushes and puts his arm around her.
Excellent… Amber smiles to herself. She opens her mouth and…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam: "What was that?!?"
Trowa: "It sounds like someone is being attacked by an animal."
Duo: "Well Dorothy and her eyebrows are still here," he pointed to her still sobbing form. (I had to attach her to one of Shan's legs because she wouldn't walk.) "so I don't see what the problem could be. I mean, even if Amber and Quatre did find each other, what could happen?"
Me: "Oh no! Come on we have to hurry!"
Duo: "Why? What's going on?"
Trowa: "That was Quatre or Amber screaming, wasn't it?"
Me: "No time for questions, we have to hurry before it's too late!"
We all start running towards the direction where the scream came from, If we don't hurry, my plans will be ruined and guaranteed the boys will kill me! I thought. In a few minutes we arrive, and I'm almost completely out of breath. Stupid anemia.
Me: "AMBER! *pant gasp * Stop it right now!"
Duo: "Is she trying to rape him?!?"
Quatre: "Help! She's trying to eat me!!!"
Sam: "Amber!" She runs over and throws Amber away from Quatre, and as I help him up she quickly restrains her. Amber's face is hidden by her long brown hair, sticky with blood, and she is snarling like a savage beast. I pull a first-aid kit from my wonder-bra and attend to Quatre's wound. A chunk of flesh is missing from his ravaged shoulder, and he is bleeding profusely. As I bandage it he passes out from loss of blood. Duo and Trowa are completely aghast.
Trowa: "I…is he okay?"
Me: "He won't be able to use his shoulder for a while, but other than that he's fine."
Duo: "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU FREAKY LITTLE CANNIBAL GIRL!!!!" He ran over and was about to strike Amber, who squeaked in fear and surprise, when Sam pushed her out of the way and kicked him square in the balls. HE instantly buckled over on the ground and gave a high pitched grunt of pain. Trowa winced.
Sam: "Don't you ever hurt Amber! It's not her fault she's this way! Her parents drug her!" she pointed to the huddled form rocking back and forth on the log, giggling insanely.
Trowa: "Her parents… drug her?"
Amber: "Evil parents, evil juice, evil drugs, make Amber go crazy."
Me: "Anyway, now that that's over, we can continue on our quest to torture *cough * I mean help Wufei."
Duo: "You mean his turn isn't over yet?" His voice was still a little high and strained from Sam's brutal attack on his manlihood.
Sam: "Why, you want to have your turn now?!"
Duo: "No no that's okay! He can finish first."
Sam: "That's what I thought. Now move!"
Duo: "Yes Hitler." He mumbled. I handed Sam a mallet and she whacked him over the head with it, just hard enough to leave a fair sized lump. "Oww…"
Okay so I finally got my lazy ass working and finished this chapter. In the next chapter I finish with Wufei, and someone else, I haven't decided who yet. So keep reading, (keep on eating those people Amber, I mean, what people…..) and review or no more chapters. Okay I'd probably write more from boredom anyway, but review anyway.
Quatre walked through the thick forest as quietly and quickly as he could, not realizing that he was being followed. It was when he stopped to take a brief rest that he heard the rustle of foliage somewhere behind him. Please don't be Relena! He thought as he quickly turned around. With a sigh of relief he realized that it was just Carmen's strange friend, Amber.
"Hello!" Quatre said in his usual friendly manner.
Amber tilted her head slightly and waved by rotating her wrist, like the queen does…
Sam: "Hey, Amber and Quatre are gone!"
Me: "Yeah Sam. We already know that" *rolls eyes * "Okay, no big deal, we'll just look for them while we go to the different springs. The next one on the list isn't very far from here anyway."
We walked for about five minutes before we stopped in front of another pool of glistening water.
Me: "Okay Wufei, get in."
Calmly he stepped towards the water. "I could use my new form to my advantage and find a way to get away from this strange place.
Inwardly, I grinned maliciously. Outward, I was as emotionless as Heero usually was. "Shut up and get in."
Wufei waded in the cool water, and completely submerged himself.
"Three, two, one!" I counted under my breath. Just as I finished counting 'one', Wufei exploded out of the water. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID WOMAN!!!!!"
Trowa blinked in surprise, and Duo burst out laughing. "HAHA!!! YOU HAVE BOOBS!!"
Wufei: "SHUT UP MAXWELL!!" shaking with rage, he turned towards me, hands spasmodically clenching into fists. Veins were popping out everywhere.
Me: "You'll never get any boyfriends if your eye keeps twitching like that. It's not very becoming to your face!"
Oh dear god he's going to strangle me. I closed my eyes and tried to block his oncoming attack as he lunged towards me.
CHOMP! When I didn't feel the he-she's hands around my throat, I looked up. Shan apparently had her mouth full, and whatever was in it was desperately trying to get out. I could even hear muffled screams.
"Good girl Shan! Just don't chew or swallow okay? I still need him. Let's keep going and hopefully we'll find Amber and Quatre along the way."
Trowa: "Wufei didn't look half bad as a girl, eh Duo?"
Duo: "Eew! That's dirty!"
Trowa: "Well I'm just saying that if I didn't know who it was I-"
Duo: "Why are you telling me these things?!? I'm scarred for life!"
Meanwhile…
Quatre: "So, why did you follow me and not tell Carmen I was gone?"
Amber shrugs her shoulders.
Quatre: "I don't suppose you know what she's going to turn me into, do you?"
Amber shakes her head.
Quatre: "You don't talk much do you?"
Amber once more shakes her head.
Quatre sighs and sits down on a log. "Oh well, I guess you're better company than Relena."
Amber, trying not to look suspicious, shuffles sideways towards him. Then she sits down on the log beside him, waiting patiently for the right moment.
Quatre is snapped out of his thoughts by a gnawing sensation on his shoulder. Confused, he looks and sees Amber resting her head on him. He blushes and puts his arm around her.
Excellent… Amber smiles to herself. She opens her mouth and…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam: "What was that?!?"
Trowa: "It sounds like someone is being attacked by an animal."
Duo: "Well Dorothy and her eyebrows are still here," he pointed to her still sobbing form. (I had to attach her to one of Shan's legs because she wouldn't walk.) "so I don't see what the problem could be. I mean, even if Amber and Quatre did find each other, what could happen?"
Me: "Oh no! Come on we have to hurry!"
Duo: "Why? What's going on?"
Trowa: "That was Quatre or Amber screaming, wasn't it?"
Me: "No time for questions, we have to hurry before it's too late!"
We all start running towards the direction where the scream came from, If we don't hurry, my plans will be ruined and guaranteed the boys will kill me! I thought. In a few minutes we arrive, and I'm almost completely out of breath. Stupid anemia.
Me: "AMBER! *pant gasp * Stop it right now!"
Duo: "Is she trying to rape him?!?"
Quatre: "Help! She's trying to eat me!!!"
Sam: "Amber!" She runs over and throws Amber away from Quatre, and as I help him up she quickly restrains her. Amber's face is hidden by her long brown hair, sticky with blood, and she is snarling like a savage beast. I pull a first-aid kit from my wonder-bra and attend to Quatre's wound. A chunk of flesh is missing from his ravaged shoulder, and he is bleeding profusely. As I bandage it he passes out from loss of blood. Duo and Trowa are completely aghast.
Trowa: "I…is he okay?"
Me: "He won't be able to use his shoulder for a while, but other than that he's fine."
Duo: "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT YOU FREAKY LITTLE CANNIBAL GIRL!!!!" He ran over and was about to strike Amber, who squeaked in fear and surprise, when Sam pushed her out of the way and kicked him square in the balls. HE instantly buckled over on the ground and gave a high pitched grunt of pain. Trowa winced.
Sam: "Don't you ever hurt Amber! It's not her fault she's this way! Her parents drug her!" she pointed to the huddled form rocking back and forth on the log, giggling insanely.
Trowa: "Her parents… drug her?"
Amber: "Evil parents, evil juice, evil drugs, make Amber go crazy."
Me: "Anyway, now that that's over, we can continue on our quest to torture *cough * I mean help Wufei."
Duo: "You mean his turn isn't over yet?" His voice was still a little high and strained from Sam's brutal attack on his manlihood.
Sam: "Why, you want to have your turn now?!"
Duo: "No no that's okay! He can finish first."
Sam: "That's what I thought. Now move!"
Duo: "Yes Hitler." He mumbled. I handed Sam a mallet and she whacked him over the head with it, just hard enough to leave a fair sized lump. "Oww…"
Okay so I finally got my lazy ass working and finished this chapter. In the next chapter I finish with Wufei, and someone else, I haven't decided who yet. So keep reading, (keep on eating those people Amber, I mean, what people…..) and review or no more chapters. Okay I'd probably write more from boredom anyway, but review anyway.