Yay for more non-sense making to normal people chapters! (if you didn't
understand that then I'm surprised you got this far) Now there's even more
insanity so pay close attention!
Walking, walking, walking. That's all we've been doing for the last couple of hours. I'm tired, hungry, and completely lost, but of course I'm not going to admit that. At least Duo finally stopped saying "Are we there yet?" every five minutes.
I want sleep, I want food, and I want to be able to fly…
Hey! Idea!
Quatre: "Why is there a lightbulb over your head?"
Trowa: "She has an idea dumbass. I think Amber's stupid leaked into your system when she bit you."
Quatre: "Possibly. Well, I almost hate to ask, but what's your idea Carmen?"
Me: "I'm gonna learn how to fly!"
Everone stares with a dazed look, and someone mumbles "oh dear". I take a magic wand out of my wonder bra, shake it around and then poof! Trunks lands right in my arms.
Trunks: "hey, what the hell OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?"
Me: "Relax, I pulled you out of your dimension and brought you here so you could teach me how to fly!"
Trunks: Blink. "uhh, you want to fly? what do I get out of it?"
Me: "Well if you don't, I could just give you to Sam and she'll do as she pleases" I point over to Sam, who is in a slight comatose state, drooling and staring at Trunks. I'm pretty sure he's been looked at like that before, many times.
Trunks: "AAGH! KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME! SHE'LL RAPE ME!"
Sam smiles.
Me: "Well if you teach me how to fly, I won't let her rape you. And I won't let Amber eat you either."
Quatre: "It's true! Look what she did to me! By the way I'm Quatre."
Trunks: "Nice to meet you."
Duo: "I'm Duo, the God of Death."
Trowa: "Don't believe him, he's an idiot. I'm Trowa and what's with the purple hair? You gay or something?"
Trunks: "It's genetic and what the hell's with your hair? And what's with her eyebrows?" he points to Dorothy.
Quatre: "They eat people too."
Dorothy: "They do not! WAAAAAAAAA! At least I'm not as ugly as Relena!"
Trunks: "Oh god she is ugly! It is a she right? And why are you carrying an evil goldfish?"
Me: "Oh, that's Heero. He's really violent so I turned him into a fish but he'll be fine when we pour hot water on him. And that dragon is my pet, and she's preventing someone I turned into a woman by keeping her, or him, in her mouth. Now can I learn to fly?"
Trunks: "No, this is a drug- induced dream and I promise I will never experiment again if I wake up right now because these people are crazy and- "
Me: "Sam! Rape!"
Sam lunges with hungry lust in her eyes, but Trunks defends himself by turning to a super sayan and blasts her away with an energy beam.
Trowa: "Hey, you're blonde! What happened to the purple? Eek!" he ducks as a beam is shot at him, and it singes his hair. "You bastard!" he yells.
Just then there is utter chaos as Relena wakes up and sees Trunks. Being smart, the g-boys run and hide, but Trunks tries to blast her but her ugliness is too powerful. The energy is deflected and is then aimed at Dorothy, who's evil eyebrows retaliate with a bigger blast. There is a big explosion, and if it weren't for my trusty wonder bra, I would have been incinerated, but unfortunately the water Heero was in started to boil and he jumped out, now a human, and started to scream in pain, humiliation, and rage. I have no idea where he got it from, but suddenly he was holding a timebomb.
Heero: "NOW ALL OF YOU WILL COME TO HELL WITH ME! HAHAHAHA!" he laughed insanely.
Sam broke out of her daze and charged forward, she tackled him from behind, grabbed the bomb and threw it up in the air. BOOM!
Whew! I'm confused! I take a mallet out and whack myself with it. Darkness invades and I feel at peace. Sweet unconsciousness!
Well so much for studying! And Hurrah for delusion! Confused yet? Me too, that's why I knocked myself out. In the next chapter I'll try to stay on topic. I'll learn how to fly, get food, and then 'help' Wu-fei. Sound good? Yes it does and you know it. Okay I need to sleep now.
Walking, walking, walking. That's all we've been doing for the last couple of hours. I'm tired, hungry, and completely lost, but of course I'm not going to admit that. At least Duo finally stopped saying "Are we there yet?" every five minutes.
I want sleep, I want food, and I want to be able to fly…
Hey! Idea!
Quatre: "Why is there a lightbulb over your head?"
Trowa: "She has an idea dumbass. I think Amber's stupid leaked into your system when she bit you."
Quatre: "Possibly. Well, I almost hate to ask, but what's your idea Carmen?"
Me: "I'm gonna learn how to fly!"
Everone stares with a dazed look, and someone mumbles "oh dear". I take a magic wand out of my wonder bra, shake it around and then poof! Trunks lands right in my arms.
Trunks: "hey, what the hell OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?"
Me: "Relax, I pulled you out of your dimension and brought you here so you could teach me how to fly!"
Trunks: Blink. "uhh, you want to fly? what do I get out of it?"
Me: "Well if you don't, I could just give you to Sam and she'll do as she pleases" I point over to Sam, who is in a slight comatose state, drooling and staring at Trunks. I'm pretty sure he's been looked at like that before, many times.
Trunks: "AAGH! KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME! SHE'LL RAPE ME!"
Sam smiles.
Me: "Well if you teach me how to fly, I won't let her rape you. And I won't let Amber eat you either."
Quatre: "It's true! Look what she did to me! By the way I'm Quatre."
Trunks: "Nice to meet you."
Duo: "I'm Duo, the God of Death."
Trowa: "Don't believe him, he's an idiot. I'm Trowa and what's with the purple hair? You gay or something?"
Trunks: "It's genetic and what the hell's with your hair? And what's with her eyebrows?" he points to Dorothy.
Quatre: "They eat people too."
Dorothy: "They do not! WAAAAAAAAA! At least I'm not as ugly as Relena!"
Trunks: "Oh god she is ugly! It is a she right? And why are you carrying an evil goldfish?"
Me: "Oh, that's Heero. He's really violent so I turned him into a fish but he'll be fine when we pour hot water on him. And that dragon is my pet, and she's preventing someone I turned into a woman by keeping her, or him, in her mouth. Now can I learn to fly?"
Trunks: "No, this is a drug- induced dream and I promise I will never experiment again if I wake up right now because these people are crazy and- "
Me: "Sam! Rape!"
Sam lunges with hungry lust in her eyes, but Trunks defends himself by turning to a super sayan and blasts her away with an energy beam.
Trowa: "Hey, you're blonde! What happened to the purple? Eek!" he ducks as a beam is shot at him, and it singes his hair. "You bastard!" he yells.
Just then there is utter chaos as Relena wakes up and sees Trunks. Being smart, the g-boys run and hide, but Trunks tries to blast her but her ugliness is too powerful. The energy is deflected and is then aimed at Dorothy, who's evil eyebrows retaliate with a bigger blast. There is a big explosion, and if it weren't for my trusty wonder bra, I would have been incinerated, but unfortunately the water Heero was in started to boil and he jumped out, now a human, and started to scream in pain, humiliation, and rage. I have no idea where he got it from, but suddenly he was holding a timebomb.
Heero: "NOW ALL OF YOU WILL COME TO HELL WITH ME! HAHAHAHA!" he laughed insanely.
Sam broke out of her daze and charged forward, she tackled him from behind, grabbed the bomb and threw it up in the air. BOOM!
Whew! I'm confused! I take a mallet out and whack myself with it. Darkness invades and I feel at peace. Sweet unconsciousness!
Well so much for studying! And Hurrah for delusion! Confused yet? Me too, that's why I knocked myself out. In the next chapter I'll try to stay on topic. I'll learn how to fly, get food, and then 'help' Wu-fei. Sound good? Yes it does and you know it. Okay I need to sleep now.