When I finally came to, I was surprised to see everyone was alive and well.
Sam: "You idiot! Why'd you knock yourself out?!"
Me:" I was confused!
Trunks: "Not nearly as confused as I am!"
Me: "Right! You still have to teach me how to fly! But first I want food."
Sam: "FOOD! WHERE?!"
I took out my magic wand and teleported a large buffet to where we were standing. I decided to let Wufei out of Shan's mouth, he/she must be hungry too.
Shan followed my command and out came Wufei in a big gob of dragon saliva.
Wufei: "I'm gonna kill -hey! Food!"
Everyone ran over to the buffet and began devouring everything, except for amber who only eats people.
Quatre: "That's not very lady-like Wufei!"
Wufei: * Through a mouthful of food* "Shut up Winner. What happened to your arm?"
Sam: "Amber tried to eat him. Are you gonna finish that cheese bun?"
Wufei: "Yes as a matter of fact I am. Hey give it back!"
Sam: "No! My food!"
Wufei: "Bitch!"
Sam: "Skank!"
Amber: "Crackwhore!"
Relena: "What? Why do you keep calling me?"
Duo: "Oh god! Can't you change her now? I'm losing my appetite!"
Me: "Okay, the pool is right there anyways. Trunks, blast her into that smelly bubbly one."
Trunks did as he was told, and when Relena came out as a big slimy slug, everyone cheered.
Heero: "She has no face! I'm so happy I could just pee my pants!"
Everyone: * Blink*
Me: "Well now we can finish fixing Wufei's problem."
Wufei: "I'm not fixed yet? What could possibly be worse than being a woman?"
Me: "Being a woman-pig" *Push Splash * "That's for being the male chauvinist pig you are! Now you are doubly cursed! One splash of cold water will turn you into a woman, two will turn you into a female pig. Mua hahahaha!"
Trowa: "What a cute little piggy!"
Sam: "Can we make bacon? Mmm. bacon."
Trowa: "How is it humanly possible for you to eat so much and not be grossly overweight?"
Sam: *shrugs *
Amber: "It's Sam, you don't ask these questions."
Me: "Carmen wants to fly now!"
Trunks: "Okay, now let me think."
Me: "Think faster! Carmen want to fly!"
Trunks: "Don't you have a magic wand that can make you fly?"
Me: "I dunno, let me check." I rummage through my wonder-bra and then pull out a bag of golden powder. "Wel I found some fairy dust I got out of tinkerbell's ass.
Now everyone can fly! Just think happy thoughts!"
I sprinkle the fairy dust on everyone but Trunks.
Me: "Killing brother!"
Sam: "Food!"
Amber: "Satan!"
Heero: "A world without Relena!"
Relena: in slug language "A lifetime with Heero!"
Duo: "Death!"
Quatre: "Puppies and kitties and horsies and teddy bears and the colour pink."
Trowa: "Hair!"
Wufei: "No women!"
Dorothy: "Eyebrows!"
Me: "Now up and away to fix Dorothy's eyebrow problem!"
Dorothy: "My eyebrows don't eat people! They may shoot laser beams but they don't eat people!"
Trunks: "Now that I'm not needed, can I go home?"
Me: "No."
Trunks: "What?! Why not?!"
Me: "You're not needed, but you're wanted very much."
Trunks: "Damn my amazing good looks which are a fluke because my father is ugly as hell! Damn them!"
So everyone flew, me and Dorothy at the front and Relena at the back because even as a slug she is still rancid. A short time later, I took away Dorothy's ability to fly with anti-fairy dust and she fell, screaming, into a hot spring. I flew down to make sure it worked.
Dorothy: "Meow?"
I screamed. The others flew down to see what the problem was.
Duo: "What? Did her eyebrows try to eat you?"
Me: "That's the thing, she still has eyebrows, but I turned her into a hairless cat."
Sam: "You idiot! Why'd you knock yourself out?!"
Me:" I was confused!
Trunks: "Not nearly as confused as I am!"
Me: "Right! You still have to teach me how to fly! But first I want food."
Sam: "FOOD! WHERE?!"
I took out my magic wand and teleported a large buffet to where we were standing. I decided to let Wufei out of Shan's mouth, he/she must be hungry too.
Shan followed my command and out came Wufei in a big gob of dragon saliva.
Wufei: "I'm gonna kill -hey! Food!"
Everyone ran over to the buffet and began devouring everything, except for amber who only eats people.
Quatre: "That's not very lady-like Wufei!"
Wufei: * Through a mouthful of food* "Shut up Winner. What happened to your arm?"
Sam: "Amber tried to eat him. Are you gonna finish that cheese bun?"
Wufei: "Yes as a matter of fact I am. Hey give it back!"
Sam: "No! My food!"
Wufei: "Bitch!"
Sam: "Skank!"
Amber: "Crackwhore!"
Relena: "What? Why do you keep calling me?"
Duo: "Oh god! Can't you change her now? I'm losing my appetite!"
Me: "Okay, the pool is right there anyways. Trunks, blast her into that smelly bubbly one."
Trunks did as he was told, and when Relena came out as a big slimy slug, everyone cheered.
Heero: "She has no face! I'm so happy I could just pee my pants!"
Everyone: * Blink*
Me: "Well now we can finish fixing Wufei's problem."
Wufei: "I'm not fixed yet? What could possibly be worse than being a woman?"
Me: "Being a woman-pig" *Push Splash * "That's for being the male chauvinist pig you are! Now you are doubly cursed! One splash of cold water will turn you into a woman, two will turn you into a female pig. Mua hahahaha!"
Trowa: "What a cute little piggy!"
Sam: "Can we make bacon? Mmm. bacon."
Trowa: "How is it humanly possible for you to eat so much and not be grossly overweight?"
Sam: *shrugs *
Amber: "It's Sam, you don't ask these questions."
Me: "Carmen wants to fly now!"
Trunks: "Okay, now let me think."
Me: "Think faster! Carmen want to fly!"
Trunks: "Don't you have a magic wand that can make you fly?"
Me: "I dunno, let me check." I rummage through my wonder-bra and then pull out a bag of golden powder. "Wel I found some fairy dust I got out of tinkerbell's ass.
Now everyone can fly! Just think happy thoughts!"
I sprinkle the fairy dust on everyone but Trunks.
Me: "Killing brother!"
Sam: "Food!"
Amber: "Satan!"
Heero: "A world without Relena!"
Relena: in slug language "A lifetime with Heero!"
Duo: "Death!"
Quatre: "Puppies and kitties and horsies and teddy bears and the colour pink."
Trowa: "Hair!"
Wufei: "No women!"
Dorothy: "Eyebrows!"
Me: "Now up and away to fix Dorothy's eyebrow problem!"
Dorothy: "My eyebrows don't eat people! They may shoot laser beams but they don't eat people!"
Trunks: "Now that I'm not needed, can I go home?"
Me: "No."
Trunks: "What?! Why not?!"
Me: "You're not needed, but you're wanted very much."
Trunks: "Damn my amazing good looks which are a fluke because my father is ugly as hell! Damn them!"
So everyone flew, me and Dorothy at the front and Relena at the back because even as a slug she is still rancid. A short time later, I took away Dorothy's ability to fly with anti-fairy dust and she fell, screaming, into a hot spring. I flew down to make sure it worked.
Dorothy: "Meow?"
I screamed. The others flew down to see what the problem was.
Duo: "What? Did her eyebrows try to eat you?"
Me: "That's the thing, she still has eyebrows, but I turned her into a hairless cat."
