When I finally came to, I was surprised to see everyone was alive and well.

Sam: "You idiot! Why'd you knock yourself out?!"

Me:" I was confused!

Trunks: "Not nearly as confused as I am!"

Me: "Right! You still have to teach me how to fly! But first I want food."

Sam: "FOOD! WHERE?!"

I took out my magic wand and teleported a large buffet to where we were standing. I decided to let Wufei out of Shan's mouth, he/she must be hungry too.

Shan followed my command and out came Wufei in a big gob of dragon saliva.

Wufei: "I'm gonna kill -hey! Food!"

Everyone ran over to the buffet and began devouring everything, except for amber who only eats people.

Quatre: "That's not very lady-like Wufei!"

Wufei: * Through a mouthful of food* "Shut up Winner. What happened to your arm?"

Sam: "Amber tried to eat him. Are you gonna finish that cheese bun?"

Wufei: "Yes as a matter of fact I am. Hey give it back!"

Sam: "No! My food!"

Wufei: "Bitch!"

Sam: "Skank!"

Amber: "Crackwhore!"

Relena: "What? Why do you keep calling me?"

Duo: "Oh god! Can't you change her now? I'm losing my appetite!"

Me: "Okay, the pool is right there anyways. Trunks, blast her into that smelly bubbly one."

Trunks did as he was told, and when Relena came out as a big slimy slug, everyone cheered.

Heero: "She has no face! I'm so happy I could just pee my pants!"

Everyone: * Blink*

Me: "Well now we can finish fixing Wufei's problem."

Wufei: "I'm not fixed yet? What could possibly be worse than being a woman?"

Me: "Being a woman-pig" *Push Splash * "That's for being the male chauvinist pig you are! Now you are doubly cursed! One splash of cold water will turn you into a woman, two will turn you into a female pig. Mua hahahaha!"

Trowa: "What a cute little piggy!"

Sam: "Can we make bacon? Mmm. bacon."

Trowa: "How is it humanly possible for you to eat so much and not be grossly overweight?"

Sam: *shrugs *

Amber: "It's Sam, you don't ask these questions."

Me: "Carmen wants to fly now!"

Trunks: "Okay, now let me think."

Me: "Think faster! Carmen want to fly!"

Trunks: "Don't you have a magic wand that can make you fly?"

Me: "I dunno, let me check." I rummage through my wonder-bra and then pull out a bag of golden powder. "Wel I found some fairy dust I got out of tinkerbell's ass.

Now everyone can fly! Just think happy thoughts!"

I sprinkle the fairy dust on everyone but Trunks.

Me: "Killing brother!"

Sam: "Food!"

Amber: "Satan!"

Heero: "A world without Relena!"

Relena: in slug language "A lifetime with Heero!"

Duo: "Death!"

Quatre: "Puppies and kitties and horsies and teddy bears and the colour pink."

Trowa: "Hair!"

Wufei: "No women!"

Dorothy: "Eyebrows!"

Me: "Now up and away to fix Dorothy's eyebrow problem!"

Dorothy: "My eyebrows don't eat people! They may shoot laser beams but they don't eat people!"

Trunks: "Now that I'm not needed, can I go home?"

Me: "No."

Trunks: "What?! Why not?!"

Me: "You're not needed, but you're wanted very much."

Trunks: "Damn my amazing good looks which are a fluke because my father is ugly as hell! Damn them!"

So everyone flew, me and Dorothy at the front and Relena at the back because even as a slug she is still rancid. A short time later, I took away Dorothy's ability to fly with anti-fairy dust and she fell, screaming, into a hot spring. I flew down to make sure it worked.

Dorothy: "Meow?"

I screamed. The others flew down to see what the problem was.

Duo: "What? Did her eyebrows try to eat you?"

Me: "That's the thing, she still has eyebrows, but I turned her into a hairless cat."